The Virgin Camp Counselor - Full Movie
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00:00:00it's the first day of camp and we've already had someone vandalize our cabins camp wildwood has
00:00:07been in my family for over 50 years it's my job to fix it i got it i got it i got it you almost
00:00:17killed me relax okay and hey don't act like you didn't love falling into my arms what are you
00:00:24even doing at camp wildwood you don't look like you belong here gee thanks i'm one of the new
00:00:29counselors here the name's asher
00:00:59folk of the camp wildwood by far the best place to spend your summer yeah well it did just get a lot
00:01:05better well here's a wild idea you can show me where the cabins are asher matthews
00:01:14you're under arrest for vandalizing this cabin
00:01:16wait you vandalized the camp get the fuck off
00:01:24chloe it's my stepbrother didn't give you any trouble well he almost killed me
00:01:32rule number one of camp wildwood we don't kill the counselors here let me show you to your
00:01:38kid
00:01:45drew's pretty hot hot uh i don't know who you're talking about i can drop the act
00:01:51everyone knows you've been totally obsessed with drew since we were at campus here like 10 years ago
00:01:56well i've been in the friend zone permanently so okay here's what you need to do write you
00:02:03a love note and spray some perfume on it that gets guys like super hot and then go to the lake wearing
00:02:09this wow morgan i thought you hated me no way i'm a girl's girl
00:02:18this letter promising drew my heart and my virginity is totally gonna win him over
00:02:37this
00:02:49help help
00:02:51someone
00:02:55help
00:02:57help help help help
00:03:01help help help
00:03:04My bikini!
00:03:14Hey Chloe, you look great!
00:03:16Hey, nothing to see here! Get the hell out of here!
00:03:27You okay?
00:03:28I am now. Thanks.
00:03:31That's all I get.
00:03:34What more do you want?
00:03:35I want a little more appreciation for saving your life.
00:03:39Asher saved me while everyone else left me to drown.
00:03:43I'm sorry. Let me try again.
00:03:47I'm Asher.
00:03:52It's gonna take a lot more than a handshake to win you.
00:03:57Well, good thing I can do a lot with my hands.
00:04:01What are you doing talking to my boyfriend?
00:04:09Asher's your boyfriend?
00:04:11Ex-boyfriend.
00:04:12Oh, come on. It's only a matter of time before you come crawling back.
00:04:15I'd rather crawl into an incinerator.
00:04:18Yeah, I think I should go.
00:04:20Hey, hold on. Don't let Morgan intimidate you.
00:04:23She's just jealous.
00:04:25Come on. There's no way you're seriously interested in her.
00:04:33Thanks for saving me, Asher.
00:04:35Especially with those big, strong arms.
00:04:39Any time. Seriously.
00:04:43Oh, this is gonna be good.
00:05:01So do you know, like, every single kid here?
00:05:16Pretty much.
00:05:18I mean, that's Lara.
00:05:20She's a total airhead, but she's harmless.
00:05:24And that's Dalton, Mr. Creepy Warm Boy.
00:05:28And you know those two.
00:05:32But yeah, we've all been coming to Wildwood forever.
00:05:37We know all the traditions from the annual hike to the end of summer talent show.
00:05:45Who's that?
00:05:48That is my dad, Scott.
00:05:54He's the camp director.
00:05:56You know, Chloe, you didn't tell me that your dad was the director of the camp.
00:06:00Well, it's embarrassing.
00:06:02Being the camp director at Zogger means everyone keeps their distance.
00:06:06So you don't want me to keep my distance from you?
00:06:09You like me.
00:06:15Whatever.
00:06:16Don't let it get to your head.
00:06:18So you admit it.
00:06:19You do like it.
00:06:24Woohoo!
00:06:25Yeah, baby!
00:06:27Who's that?
00:06:28That's Zeke the Freak.
00:06:31He's been a counselor here for like 15 years.
00:06:34Well, welcome back to another summer at Camp Wildwood.
00:06:37Now make it a special one.
00:06:40Because at the end of this summer, this camp's closing for good.
00:06:45Now, I'm the new interim director and I've got my eyes on all of you.
00:06:53Especially the ladies.
00:06:56Hey!
00:06:58Where's my dad?
00:07:00Well, after the vandalism from last night, he went to the bank and asked them to extend the mortgage payments on the camp.
00:07:06Oh yeah, they put the whole thing into foreclosure.
00:07:08But don't you worry, I'm gonna take good care of you, okay?
00:07:11Keep your hands off of her.
00:07:15Oh, I think Chloe likes all the attention, don't you, Chloe?
00:07:24Chloe doesn't want any attention from you.
00:07:26Well, I've got all my eyes on you.
00:07:32Especially you.
00:07:34I have my own announcement to make.
00:07:43I have in my hands a letter to Drew Ellis from Chloe Summers.
00:07:49Dear Drew, I've liked you ever since I met you.
00:08:04I've watched you grow from a boy to a man.
00:08:07And now I want you to help me become a woman.
00:08:11That's why I want you to take my virginity this summer.
00:08:14Along with my heart.
00:08:16It's yours for the taking.
00:08:18Love, Chloe.
00:08:20Come on, you guys.
00:08:21I'm working.
00:08:22This is so embarrassing.
00:08:23I'll stop embarrassing you when you stop acting like a pathetic loser.
00:08:33Just get out of here.
00:08:57What do you want?
00:08:58Drew to come out here and help you?
00:08:59Is that it?
00:09:00Don't be a dick.
00:09:01Well, don't act like you don't like him.
00:09:04I mean, you did just promise him your virginity in front of everybody at camp.
00:09:13I don't like Drew.
00:09:14Don't lie to me, Chloe.
00:09:16Yes or no, do you like Drew?
00:09:18I've liked Drew since we were kids.
00:09:22I thought that this summer we could stop being friends and be...
00:09:26I don't know, something more?
00:09:30Well, you should go and be with Drew then.
00:09:33Do you have a problem with that?
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:36Maybe I do.
00:09:41Drew's not right for you, Chloe.
00:09:42And what?
00:09:43You're so much better?
00:09:44You nearly killed me.
00:09:45You're Morgan's ex.
00:09:46Yeah, well you deserve to be with someone who knows how special you are.
00:09:53Someone like you?
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Someone like you?
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:57Someone like me.
00:09:58Chloe, I just don't want you to get your heart broken.
00:10:00So I should avoid boys like you?
00:10:02You know, Chloe, the only one around you who's breaking hearts is you.
00:10:09You slut.
00:10:10Get your hands off my boyfriend before I shut this camp down right now.
00:10:12Oh, shut up, Morgan.
00:10:13You can't even do that.
00:10:14Yes, I can.
00:10:15My dad's bank for clothes on this camp.
00:10:17My dad's bank for clothes on this camp.
00:10:29Your dad owns the bank?
00:10:30Oh, shut up, Morgan. You can't even do that.
00:10:32Yes, I can.
00:10:34My dad's bank foreclosed on this camp.
00:10:40My dad's bank foreclosed on this camp.
00:10:43Your dad owns the bank?
00:10:45After your sad daddy couldn't make the mortgage payments,
00:10:50my dad's bank decided to foreclose on the whole thing.
00:10:52And you decided to keep this a secret until now?
00:10:55Face it, I've always had bigger tits, a bigger brain, and a bigger bank account.
00:11:02That's why you're so jealous of me.
00:11:10Whatever, Morgan.
00:11:15If I see you hanging around my boyfriend again,
00:11:18I'll throw your scrawny little ass to the curb.
00:11:22Get out of here, Morgan.
00:11:23Okay. I'm taking Chloe to the bonfire.
00:11:26Let's go.
00:11:28I've just started to make your summer a living hell, Chloe Summers.
00:11:42You know, if you want help losing your virginity,
00:11:45I can teach you how to suck a dick.
00:11:46Um, I'm good, but thanks, Laura.
00:11:52The V-card is not to be taken lightly.
00:11:55I lost mine to Drew last year, and he was a total asshole afterwards.
00:12:00You had sex with Drew?
00:12:02Yeah.
00:12:03Drew collects virgins like trading cards.
00:12:05Ladies, you've got plenty of time to talk about me later.
00:12:08When you get down to business.
00:12:09For decades, Camp Wildwood has sniffed out his top counselor through blood, jizz, and tears.
00:12:18This year, the top counselor will be decided by...
00:12:21The Illumination Game!
00:12:23The rules are as follows.
00:12:25Each one of you are assigned a counselor.
00:12:28That counselor becomes your target.
00:12:29Last one standing wins the Illumination.
00:12:34Ladies?
00:12:39I have to eliminate Asher?
00:12:44I have to eliminate Asher?
00:12:48Baby.
00:12:49I'm so worried you have a stalker.
00:12:52Yeah, I do.
00:12:54Her name is Morgan MacDonald.
00:12:57Please.
00:12:58Come on, just look at her.
00:13:00She's practically drooling over you.
00:13:03Come on, Chloe, what's wrong?
00:13:05Are you, like, totally obsessed with Asher?
00:13:11I think all the smoke from the fire is getting to your head.
00:13:16You know, for a virgin, you sure get hot for the guys, huh, Chloe?
00:13:22Let's see how much heat you can handle.
00:13:25Holy shit!
00:13:26Hey, hey!
00:13:29Chloe, come here.
00:13:29Hey, you okay?
00:13:31I'm hot.
00:13:31She's acting a baby.
00:13:32She barely even fell.
00:13:34Okay, hey, this could lead to third-degree burns.
00:13:36Here, come here.
00:13:37Hold on.
00:13:38Oh, my God.
00:13:39Morgan really has a death wish for you, huh?
00:13:52She's bullied me every year of camp since we were kids.
00:13:55You know, there are a million other camps out here, Chloe.
00:13:57Why do you have to always come back to this one?
00:14:00Camp Wildwood's everything to me.
00:14:03And it's my family's legacy, which is why I need to figure out a way to save it from foreclosure.
00:14:09My dad had this car.
00:14:11You know, he'd tell me how to drive in it, listen to music, we'd hang out in it.
00:14:15I feel like that car.
00:14:20That was my childhood.
00:14:24This could get really bad if I don't take care of it.
00:14:28Let me manage it up for you.
00:14:29I got it.
00:14:37Gotta get pretty good at taking care of yourself when you don't have any friends.
00:14:44But that's the thing, Chloe.
00:14:46I mean, you seem like the kind of girl who knows exactly what she wants, and she goes and gets it.
00:14:52So why haven't you been with anybody else?
00:14:54I mean, we're not allowed to hook up with other counselors, and I guess I've followed the rules my whole life.
00:15:06Well, maybe it's time we broke the rules.
00:15:18Did I do something wrong?
00:15:20No, no, you didn't do anything.
00:15:21I mean, I'm probably going to regret this, but what happened between you and Morgan?
00:15:31How much you want to know.
00:15:37I met Morgan at a house party in Camden.
00:15:40She told me this big old sob story about how she grew up on the wrong side of the tracks,
00:15:45and how she had this horrible life, but it turns out her dad was some hot-shot banker,
00:15:52and she grew up in a mansion, and oh yeah, she cheated on me like a thousand times.
00:15:59Do you still have feelings for her?
00:16:03Chloe, there are a million Morgans out there,
00:16:05and I know the story with every single one of them.
00:16:09That's not what I want.
00:16:14Chloe, there is something about you.
00:16:22Chloe, there is something so special about you.
00:16:26Something different.
00:16:30Something golden.
00:16:31There's something different about you, too.
00:16:37I can't put my finger on it, but
00:16:39I feel it deep in the bottom of my stomach.
00:16:51It's morning.
00:16:53I should go.
00:16:54No.
00:16:57I can't let you leave yet.
00:17:01I can't do this.
00:17:18Are you fucking Asher's stepbrother?
00:17:23Are you fucking Asher's stepbrother?
00:17:29Like what you see?
00:17:30Oh, no.
00:17:32You read my love letter to Drew,
00:17:34and now you're fucking him?
00:17:35After you threw yourself over Asher,
00:17:37I thought I'd show you I could have any guy I want.
00:17:43Oh, I get it.
00:17:45You're just jealous of me.
00:17:47I would never be jealous of her.
00:17:49Really?
00:17:50You sound a little jealous.
00:17:53Look, Chloe.
00:17:54Let me book this out for you.
00:17:55Guys don't put girls in the friend zone.
00:17:58I wanted to fuck you.
00:17:59I would have.
00:18:00Were you fucking Morgan?
00:18:07Were you fucking Morgan?
00:18:09Asher, I was thinking about you the whole time.
00:18:11I don't give a fuck.
00:18:13Drew, you can have her.
00:18:15Oh, what?
00:18:16So you got like a thing for the virgin now?
00:18:17You have to pry her legs open with a crowbar.
00:18:19Don't say that about Chloe.
00:18:34And what are you going to do about it?
00:18:36What the hell?
00:18:44Apologize to Chloe before I make you apologize.
00:18:46Get the fuck off of them.
00:18:49Chloe, get out of here.
00:18:51Get out of here.
00:18:51I don't want you to see this.
00:18:52This is all your fault.
00:19:01Guys, stop.
00:19:02He's not worth it.
00:19:03Just let him go.
00:19:05Counselors, do I hear you out there?
00:19:07Shh.
00:19:07You're not going anywhere.
00:19:16Caught ya.
00:19:17Zeke, why are you camp director this year?
00:19:20No one likes you.
00:19:21That's exactly why I'm camp director.
00:19:23They have to like me.
00:19:24And now with your daddy gone, I'm the big man.
00:19:26Say, I'm the big man.
00:19:30You're the big man.
00:19:34Scatter, counselor.
00:19:41So, so you got a thing for the virgin now?
00:19:44Fuck you.
00:19:45You know, Chloe deserves someone better than a dick like you.
00:19:49She's been obsessed with me since we were kids.
00:19:51Well, she's not a kid anymore.
00:19:53And she doesn't fucking want you.
00:19:56I can get her pennies off and have a moan in my name.
00:19:59I need it to be summer.
00:20:00Yeah, right.
00:20:02Let's make it bad.
00:20:10I'm not going to warn you again.
00:20:12Keep your hands off of my Asher.
00:20:14It's bad enough you took camp Wildwood for me.
00:20:17You can't have Asher too.
00:20:18Fine, you want your camp back so badly?
00:20:21Win the elimination game.
00:20:22The camp is yours.
00:20:23You'd give the camp back to my family if I win the game?
00:20:26Yep.
00:20:27But if I win, you have to ditch Asher and convince him to be with me.
00:20:32You're insane.
00:20:33I'm serious.
00:20:36Do we have a deal or not?
00:20:37Winning the elimination game could save the camp and my dad after all.
00:20:41But it means that I would have to go against Asher and eliminate him.
00:20:46Who overtakes Chloe's virginity by the end of the summer?
00:20:49Keeps your dad's car.
00:20:52Unless you're too much of a pussy to agree to it.
00:20:55She'd never go for you.
00:20:57What do you say?
00:21:02Deal.
00:21:02I love fresh meat.
00:21:09Hey.
00:21:10Hey, Chloe.
00:21:11I'm going to pair you up with Asher.
00:21:13Get over here.
00:21:14I need you to keep an eye on him with a background like his, all right?
00:21:17A background like mine.
00:21:19Oh, you didn't tell her?
00:21:21Oh.
00:21:22Asher's a total fuck up.
00:21:24Yeah.
00:21:25Yeah, he got in trouble with the county and the state.
00:21:27Asher, is that true?
00:21:28Yeah, it's true.
00:21:30You didn't know?
00:21:31Zeke's right.
00:21:32I'm a total fuck up.
00:21:38Guess you're right.
00:21:39Yeah, well, at least I'm not an ego-driven maniac like you, Zeke.
00:21:44I'll teach you to talk to me that way.
00:21:48And you two can take Nina the Nightmare.
00:21:52He's not Nina.
00:21:53Who's Nina?
00:21:54Nina is the worst camper that we've ever had at Wilder.
00:21:58Yeah, she's Morgan's little sister and thinks she's above the law.
00:22:02Did someone say my name?
00:22:06Campers!
00:22:08See the circle in the center?
00:22:10That is your target.
00:22:12Don't even think about going after Asher.
00:22:15He's mine.
00:22:16You're like 12.
00:22:18Grab your bows and your arrows
00:22:19and fire.
00:22:24Want him?
00:22:28I'm good.
00:22:31Are you sure?
00:22:39You're a good shot.
00:22:41You're a good teacher.
00:22:45I'll show that wrecked bitch what happens when you mess with my man.
00:22:48It really hurts!
00:22:56It hurts!
00:22:57Hey, I heard someone screaming.
00:22:59Oh, wow.
00:22:59Trouble seems to follow you wherever you go, huh, convict?
00:23:02Give me one reason why I shouldn't fire you.
00:23:03It was her fault!
00:23:05She distracted Asher from taking care of me!
00:23:07Are you serious?
00:23:12Nina did this herself.
00:23:14Promise I won't tell anyone
00:23:15if Asher takes me to the infirmary.
00:23:26Counselor, you're in deep shit now!
00:23:28When I was a counselor,
00:23:33your dad made me collect worms with Dalton.
00:23:36Now, I can return the favor.
00:23:39Don't worry.
00:23:41I know deep down,
00:23:43you're a dirty little girl.
00:23:45Make sure you collect 50 worms
00:23:48before you come back to camp.
00:23:50All right?
00:23:51All right, let's do it.
00:23:55Okay.
00:23:56I think there's about 50 worms in here.
00:23:59Start over.
00:24:00Are you serious?
00:24:01We've been out here for hours.
00:24:02Why can't you just let me go?
00:24:05I guess I could.
00:24:07I'm pretty kidding.
00:24:08Come on, Chloe.
00:24:09You know I've always liked you.
00:24:12Fuck off, though.
00:24:16Need some help?
00:24:21Uh, thanks for the worm.
00:24:32No problem.
00:24:34Trust me, I know what it feels like
00:24:35to get in trouble for something you can do.
00:24:40You know, I thought it smelled like shit,
00:24:42but it's just Chloe.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:49Oh!
00:24:51You okay?
00:24:52Get your hands off my man,
00:24:53you rest little bitch!
00:24:54Morgan!
00:24:55You cannot talk to Chloe like that.
00:24:57If Chloe has a problem
00:24:58with the way I speak to her,
00:24:59she can tell me herself.
00:25:05Fine.
00:25:06Then I'll say it.
00:25:07You can't talk to me like that, Morgan.
00:25:10What are you gonna do?
00:25:12Kick my ass?
00:25:14Exactly.
00:25:15Oh!
00:25:16You crazy bitch!
00:25:19You crazy bitch!
00:25:20Holy shit!
00:25:22Fucking kick your ass, Chloe!
00:25:23Come on!
00:25:24Come on!
00:25:25Come on!
00:25:27Get up, Chloe!
00:25:28Get her!
00:25:38You're not worth the fight.
00:25:44Pussy!
00:25:44holy shit
00:25:50wow are you okay yeah i don't really know what came over me
00:25:57um should probably hit the showers all right
00:26:01okay
00:26:02what are you doing
00:26:21you dropped this
00:26:25asher you weren't supposed to see that
00:26:28you're using me
00:26:30you're trying to get closer to me so that you can win the elimination game
00:26:34no that's you know i knew
00:26:36that a girl like you would never be interested in a guy like me
00:26:40you're just like everybody else
00:26:43i'm not morgan okay i don't use people
00:26:46yeah well i liked you
00:26:47i really liked you
00:26:50and i thought you liked me too
00:26:53wait you like me
00:27:00yeah
00:27:02i do
00:27:07so what are we gonna do about it
00:27:12go take a cold shower romeo
00:27:16look you can't win the elimination game without me so let's do it together
00:27:24you and me
00:27:26summer of a lifetime
00:27:28you and me
00:27:33summer of a lifetime
00:27:35what's in it for me
00:27:39at the end of the summer i'll let you eliminate me
00:27:43but i want something in return
00:27:45what do you want
00:27:47my virginity
00:27:48i'm not like that chloe
00:27:54i need you to help me eliminate dalton
00:27:58can you handle that
00:28:01unfortunately yeah
00:28:07dalton's the only guy that's liked me in the 12 years i've been going to wildwood
00:28:11look all you gotta do is find dalton
00:28:14tell him to meet you in the laundry room
00:28:16all his blood will go right to his dick it won't be able to sink straight
00:28:20and i'll eliminate him
00:28:22okay
00:28:24okay
00:28:26oh hello chloe
00:28:32would you like to see my worms
00:28:34i want you to take my virginity
00:28:37i want you to take my virginity
00:28:42you always said you would never touch me what changed
00:28:46i just
00:28:50can't hide my feelings for you anymore
00:28:53don't worry baby
00:28:55i'll be gentle
00:28:56just
00:29:00meet me in the laundry room
00:29:02are you sure this is gonna work
00:29:07i don't want dalton's muddy hands all over me
00:29:09it's okay
00:29:10all you gotta do
00:29:11offer him the piece of gum
00:29:14once he goes forward i'll snap the picture
00:29:16and he'll be eliminated
00:29:17alright
00:29:18if you get in any trouble
00:29:20remember
00:29:20the code word is
00:29:22minty fresh
00:29:23let's do it
00:29:30before we start
00:29:35why don't you
00:29:36take this piece of gum
00:29:37so your breath can be
00:29:39minty fresh
00:29:40just take the gum and be minty fresh
00:29:51okay stop shouting i'll eat the gum
00:29:53asher minty fresh
00:29:55this was a setup
00:29:58challenger eliminated
00:30:00fuck you chloe
00:30:01i didn't want your virginity anyways
00:30:02the door's stuck
00:30:10it's not working
00:30:13hey
00:30:13you're doing it wrong
00:30:15don't be scared
00:30:25it's just telling me in here
00:30:28i'm not used to doing things like this
00:30:35you can take things slow
00:30:39i'm not going anywhere close
00:30:43your turn
00:31:01take your dress off
00:31:05so i can touch you too
00:31:09why would you want that
00:31:11because you're so soft
00:31:20chloe
00:31:21i'm going to touch him everywhere
00:31:27i know »
00:31:41you know »
00:31:42I'm going to finish this
00:31:43as you said
00:31:43I'm going to finish this
00:31:45so you can continue to do it
00:31:46because you're doing it
00:31:47you can't wait
00:31:48because you're watching this
00:31:49you can't wait
00:31:49through
00:31:50you can manage
00:31:50you can't wait
00:31:51to slow
00:31:51you can't wait
00:31:52because you're
00:31:52it's going to kick
00:31:53you can't wait
00:31:53you can't wait
00:31:54you can't wait
00:31:55Oh, Chloe!
00:32:01Are you in there?
00:32:06Hey, get the fuck off of her!
00:32:09What have you done to her?
00:32:10I didn't do anything to her.
00:32:12We just got stuck in this room.
00:32:14What, to whip out your dick and assault her?
00:32:15I did not assault her.
00:32:17Chloe wanted this.
00:32:19Right?
00:32:20It was an accident.
00:32:26An accident?
00:32:28No girl in her right mind would want to be with a guy like you.
00:32:33Fraternization between counselors is strictly prohibited.
00:32:38I should kick the both of you out and make you do a shirtless walk of shame.
00:32:43If you kick us out, then Morgan wins the game and I lose the camp.
00:32:46Please, see, can you just let us off this one time?
00:32:49I will do anything you want.
00:32:53Are you still a virgin?
00:32:59Are you still a virgin?
00:33:01Because I heard around the camp that you still had your V-card.
00:33:07That's none of your fucking business.
00:33:09I wasn't asking you.
00:33:11Now, I'll let you spend the rest of the summer as a counselor.
00:33:16If you just give me your virginity.
00:33:29If you want to go fuck someone, go fuck yourself.
00:33:32You're lively.
00:33:34I'm going to have a lot of fun with you.
00:33:38Now, Daddy isn't here to protect you, little girl.
00:33:41This camp is mine now.
00:33:42So you can either give me your virginity or you can get out.
00:33:46You're a perv.
00:33:49I'm doing you a favor.
00:33:51Everyone in camp knows that you're desperate for dick.
00:33:56Don't you ever talk to her like that again.
00:33:58I don't think you're in any position to bargain, counselor.
00:34:06Virgin pussy.
00:34:07It's the sweetest pussy.
00:34:09I've been waiting to take your V-card for a long time.
00:34:14Well, she's been waiting for somebody else.
00:34:17Bullshit.
00:34:20You're not waiting for anyone, are you, Chloe?
00:34:21No, there isn't anyone.
00:34:28All right.
00:34:29Then we're settled.
00:34:30I'll forget what I saw here today.
00:34:33And at the end of summer, I get to take your virginity.
00:34:37Oh, my God.
00:34:45Why is every guy at this camp obsessed with my virginity?
00:34:50At least I have you.
00:34:53If Chloe knew that I made a bet to take her virginity, she'd hate me.
00:34:57But I can't protect her from Zeke until the end of the summer.
00:35:01You do have me.
00:35:07Counselors, we have officially crushed the first day of camp.
00:35:13Woo!
00:35:15Now it's time for the first round of the elimination game.
00:35:20Has there been an elimination?
00:35:22Yes.
00:35:25Dalton.
00:35:26Woo!
00:35:27The cup of shame.
00:35:30What's a shame?
00:35:32I jizzed in there earlier.
00:35:34Counselors, get over here.
00:35:37I'll chug.
00:35:42Give it up for Dalton.
00:35:43Woo!
00:35:43Let's go.
00:35:44Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49Woo!
00:35:49Woo!
00:35:56Well, you guys know I couldn't have done it without the help of Chloe.
00:36:00Oh.
00:36:01Maybe you can help her lose her virginity, too.
00:36:03I think we all know who Chloe wants, and it's not you, dude.
00:36:09You know, I think Chloe likes me just as much as I like her.
00:36:17Ah, very funny, everyone.
00:36:19Laugh at the virgin.
00:36:21Everyone gets wild at Wildwood.
00:36:23Yeah, everyone gets wild, except me.
00:36:26Well, why don't we change that?
00:36:37Now that was wild.
00:36:40Ew.
00:36:41Dude.
00:36:42Don't molest Chloe in front of everyone at the fire.
00:36:44I can handle myself, Drew.
00:36:46No, you can't.
00:36:48You know, I don't think you guys know Chloe half as well as you think you do.
00:36:52Chloe.
00:36:55Show them you're not the girl that they think you are.
00:37:02You know, maybe everyone thinks I'm a prude because I am a prude.
00:37:06Asher.
00:37:08Come on, you must be just trying to make me jealous.
00:37:10Morgan, I don't think about you ever.
00:37:12I kissed Chloe because I wanted to.
00:37:14You think that bitch is so hot?
00:37:17Maybe I should cool her down.
00:37:22What the heck is wrong with you, Morgan?
00:37:24I'm just showing everyone that you can't fuck with Morgan McDonald.
00:37:29Lesson learned?
00:37:36Ah, you bitch!
00:37:37Takes one to know one.
00:37:41You know what?
00:37:42Fuck this.
00:37:44I'm not letting you take my man.
00:37:55I'm not letting you take my man.
00:37:59Get over it, Morgan.
00:38:00Asher likes me.
00:38:02Hook up with Asher again.
00:38:03And I'll call my dad and tell him to shut down Camp Wildwood for good.
00:38:07Understood, counselor?
00:38:09We made a bet.
00:38:10If I win the elimination game, you sign the camp back over to me.
00:38:13You haven't won yet.
00:38:25You and Asher broke up over a year ago.
00:38:27And aren't you fucking his stepbrother now?
00:38:29I only fucked Drew to make Asher jealous.
00:38:33And he's only going after you to make me jealous.
00:38:35Morgan, leave her alone.
00:38:44Remember what I said, Chloe.
00:38:45Hey, you okay?
00:38:46Go be with Morgan, okay?
00:38:56She's better for you than I am.
00:38:58I don't want to be with Morgan.
00:39:00I want to be with you.
00:39:07I want you, Chloe.
00:39:09No.
00:39:10You don't.
00:39:12Everybody's right.
00:39:13I'm just some inexperienced idiot.
00:39:16I don't care about the number of people you've been with.
00:39:21I care about you.
00:39:28He feels so good.
00:39:30But Morgan threatened to sell my family's camp if I hooked up with Asher.
00:39:34I'll take things slow.
00:39:43I'll be gentle.
00:39:46I'll be anything you want me to be, Chloe.
00:39:49I'm all yours.
00:39:52I can't do this, okay?
00:39:55Whenever we started, it's over.
00:40:01It's over.
00:40:01Chloe, Chloe, you don't mean that.
00:40:06I'm sorry, I just, I can't be with you, not even for the summer.
00:40:10Why?
00:40:10What, do you think I'm trouble like everybody else?
00:40:12I don't believe it.
00:40:14Asher doesn't care about my past, and I don't care about his.
00:40:18Maybe if he knew the truth, he'd understand.
00:40:24I'm sorry, Asher.
00:40:26I don't, I can't want you.
00:40:31But before you decide to dump me forever, help me with this next elimination.
00:40:36Drew's your next target?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:46And if I'm gonna eliminate him, I'm gonna need your help.
00:40:50Drew and I have been friends since we were kids.
00:40:52It feels wrong to turn on him like this.
00:40:56Drew hasn't cared about being your friend this entire summer.
00:40:59He didn't care about you when you were drowning.
00:41:02He didn't care about you when he was fucking Morgan.
00:41:05And he doesn't care about you now.
00:41:12Let's do it.
00:41:13Are these my panties?
00:41:33They're the panties of our resident virgin.
00:41:35Well, this is hilarious.
00:41:39Chloe, if you wanted me to see your panties, you could have just put them in my backpack.
00:41:42I knew you were a freaky bitch.
00:41:48Look, Morgan, we know you did this.
00:41:50Give her her clothes back.
00:41:51Come on.
00:41:53For only no, our virgin Chloe planted these up here herself.
00:41:56Oh my gosh, guys, maybe she's so desperate to get dicked down, she hung up her panties for all of Camp Wildwood to see.
00:42:13You're gonna have to try harder than that.
00:42:16Okay, hand him over.
00:42:17Oh god, guys, the virgin wants her panties back.
00:42:21Strip.
00:42:24Strip?
00:42:26Or I'll make you strip.
00:42:40You can't make me do anything.
00:42:43Yes, I can.
00:42:49What is your problem?
00:42:51Haven't you tortured her enough?
00:42:52Okie dokie, counselor, are you ready?
00:43:00Chloe!
00:43:01Dad?
00:43:03I spend the entire summer trying to save this camp, and I come home to my daughter playing some kind of sex game?
00:43:09Sir, it's not what it looks like, okay?
00:43:10No, I know about you.
00:43:12You're Drew's jailbird brother, aren't you?
00:43:14You made my daughter do this!
00:43:17Oh, yeah, Ash has been a bad influence all summer.
00:43:20Chloe, please tell your dad the truth.
00:43:28I'm so sorry, Dad.
00:43:35Counselors, you all need a lesson in responsibility.
00:43:38So, Zinc will be leading the overnight to the top of Mount Greyborn.
00:43:48A little bet ends tonight.
00:43:51The summit to Greyborn is the last trip of the summer.
00:43:55Everyone fucks.
00:43:57I have my eyes
00:43:58on the virgin.
00:44:00Are you sure you're going to be able to take care of the counselors by themselves while I meet with the bank?
00:44:12Oh, I'll handle them just fine.
00:44:14Keep a close eye on Chloe for me.
00:44:16I certainly will.
00:44:22Everyone pick your spots!
00:44:24It's time to separate the men from the pussies.
00:44:30I'm sleeping next to you tonight, Chloe.
00:44:35So am I.
00:44:40Tell my scumbag brother to leave.
00:44:42There's enough room in the space for two people.
00:44:44Yeah, and it's going to be me and Chloe.
00:44:45So why don't you fuck off?
00:44:47She wants to sleep with her oldest friend.
00:44:49Not some weird loner.
00:44:51You've been a dick to me all summer, Drew.
00:44:53Why are you trying to be nice now?
00:44:55Because I stopped seeing you as a girl
00:44:57and started seeing you as a woman.
00:44:59I've had a crush on Drew for years.
00:45:02Does he actually like me back?
00:45:04Well, here's a wild idea.
00:45:06Why don't we let Chloe decide who stays and who goes?
00:45:15As long as I get some sleep,
00:45:17I don't care who stays here.
00:45:21Guys, bonfire's starting!
00:45:23If you want to be a virgin by the end of tonight,
00:45:32I'll make sure of it.
00:45:38I have an idea.
00:45:40Let's play a game of truth or dare.
00:45:42Drew, you go first.
00:45:44Truth.
00:45:45I'm an open book.
00:45:46Who's the hottest girl at Camp Wildwood?
00:45:50Oh, easy.
00:45:52Chloe.
00:45:52I thought you said it was me.
00:45:54Yeah, and you suck my dick, so mission accomplished.
00:45:56Chloe, your turn.
00:45:58Truth or dare?
00:45:59Truth.
00:46:00You tell me in a letter that you've had a crush on me
00:46:02since we were kids.
00:46:03Do you still like me?
00:46:06Drew was the first guy I ever liked.
00:46:08Can you really turn off feelings so easily?
00:46:11Uh, I don't know.
00:46:21You don't know?
00:46:24At the beginning of camp,
00:46:25Chloe wrote a letter confessing your love for me.
00:46:29It's time for me to confess my feelings.
00:46:36I want everyone to know how much you mean to me.
00:46:39Fuck off, dude.
00:46:41Chloe does not want to hear your letter.
00:46:44Chloe knows what she wants,
00:46:45and she can tell us.
00:46:47I want everyone to know how I feel about you.
00:46:54You know what?
00:46:55I don't want to hear it.
00:46:57You don't have to hear my letter.
00:46:59You should know I have real feelings for you, Chloe.
00:47:06Do not listen to this bullshit, all right?
00:47:08Chloe, he does not like you.
00:47:10I didn't realize it was so crazy for someone to like me.
00:47:14I'm not saying that.
00:47:15Chloe, I'll-
00:47:16You know what?
00:47:17I'm done with both of you.
00:47:28What are you doing here?
00:47:29What are you doing here?
00:47:33Aren't you excited to see me, Chloe?
00:47:36You're drunk.
00:47:37You've wanted me for as long as I can ever.
00:47:40And now you're happy.
00:47:43Let's make your wildest dreams come true.
00:47:50You make me sick.
00:47:52Stop acting like you don't want me.
00:47:54Get out of here, Drew.
00:47:59She said no.
00:48:02Get out of here, Drew.
00:48:03She said no.
00:48:05You really think a girl like Chloe wants a dirtbag like you?
00:48:08This guy's a fucking loser, Chloe.
00:48:10Almost flunked out of school,
00:48:12got arrested for Grand Theft Auto,
00:48:13and almost ended up in jail.
00:48:14Is that true?
00:48:16Yeah, it's true.
00:48:18It's the only reason I'm not kicking your fucking ass right now.
00:48:21Your dad pressed charges against me once,
00:48:23and I know he'd do it again.
00:48:24She doesn't want your explanation, bro.
00:48:26She doesn't even want you at all.
00:48:27Isn't that right, Chloe?
00:48:28No, it's not.
00:48:30Chloe, show him.
00:48:32Show him that you care about me as much as I care about you.
00:48:38Drew, get out of here.
00:48:42You don't know what you're missing.
00:48:43Hold on, Drew.
00:48:50Challenger eliminated.
00:48:52You've been eliminated.
00:48:54You've been eliminated.
00:48:57Fuck both of you.
00:49:03Another elimination down.
00:49:05You know what?
00:49:07Let's forget about the elimination game for now.
00:49:10I want to show you something.
00:49:12What do you want to show me?
00:49:14The stars.
00:49:20Wow, I haven't been stargazing
00:49:22since I was a little kid.
00:49:23It's the best part about camp.
00:49:26Gotta be a kid forever.
00:49:29You know, you gotta grow up at some point.
00:49:32My fault.
00:49:33Usher, are you really a convict?
00:49:41Yeah, I am.
00:49:43But I can explain.
00:49:44But I can explain.
00:49:48But I can explain.
00:49:50I can explain.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:51So the rumors are true?
00:49:54Look.
00:49:56When my dad died,
00:49:59he gave me his car.
00:49:59and i know that doesn't sound like much but that car meant everything to him i mean it was the car
00:50:06he taught me how to drive in i love that car but then my mom goes and gets married to drew's dad
00:50:14and drew decides that the car should be his what an entitled asshole so drew goes and takes my car
00:50:22and i take it back and they call the police they say it's grand theft auto and i spend the night in jail
00:50:32so yeah if you want to call me a convict you can everybody else already does
00:50:38i don't think you're a convict what do you think i am
00:50:52you're sensitive and you're smart and you are too stubborn for your own good
00:50:59you're the only person that's had my back this entire summer
00:51:05i don't care about who you were
00:51:11i only care about who you are now
00:51:22i want all of you chloe summers
00:51:33i want all of you chloe summers
00:51:39you mean sex
00:51:46i'm ready if you are
00:51:51i'm ready
00:51:53i never thought this would happen this way
00:52:12best things in life are usually surprises
00:52:15maybe you are a bad influence on me
00:52:35hey there's nothing wrong with sex
00:52:37it's natural
00:52:39it's the call of the wild
00:52:41maybe we should head back to the campfire before everyone notices
00:52:49yeah
00:52:50after one more kiss
00:52:53looks like you won our bet asher
00:53:04what bet
00:53:05asher and i had a bet over his hot ride about who'd pop your cherry
00:53:11looks like it came out on top
00:53:12wait you made a bet about my virginity god i knew there was no way asher actually liked you
00:53:22asher
00:53:24can you please tell everyone that's not true
00:53:27chloe
00:53:28i can't lie to you
00:53:31oh come on ash
00:53:33you've been lying to her all summer why stop now
00:53:35chloe
00:53:36i can explain everything
00:53:39fuck you
00:53:43i'm such a fucking idiot
00:53:51i can't believe i lost my virginity over some asshole's bet
00:53:55you promised me your virginity chloe
00:54:00zeke
00:54:01i don't like broken promises
00:54:04what are you doing
00:54:09you know how many summers i've been waiting for you chloe
00:54:11i don't belong to you
00:54:13yes you do
00:54:13i'm the director and you're my counselor
00:54:16you're mine
00:54:17fuck you
00:54:19fuck me that's exactly what you're going to do
00:54:21but don't worry
00:54:21i'll be quick
00:54:22get the fuck away from her
00:54:38get the fuck away from her
00:54:42don't let me fire you counselor
00:54:43i don't like i give a fuck
00:54:45i'm going to rip
00:54:52your head off
00:54:53come on
00:54:58get up
00:54:59get up
00:55:00holy hell
00:55:05just leave him alone
00:55:13asher he's not worth the energy
00:55:14counselor
00:55:21counselor
00:55:22you're fired
00:55:24you need to leave the camp
00:55:25immediately
00:55:27you're fired
00:55:32you can't fire him
00:55:34he assaulted the director
00:55:35you assaulted a counselor
00:55:37try and prove it
00:55:38the rest of you
00:55:40back to your tents
00:55:41now
00:55:42don't go
00:55:59i gotta go
00:56:01chloe i fucked up
00:56:04i'm sorry
00:56:06but i can't leave here
00:56:10without kissing you goodbye
00:56:11just because you saved me from zeke
00:56:17doesn't change what you did
00:56:19i deserve that
00:56:24hey
00:56:25you can't do that
00:56:27you're not my fucking boss anymore
00:56:30before i leave i gotta give you something
00:56:34it's drew's elimination pick
00:56:38bye
00:56:45i'm not gonna let you win
00:56:57poor chloe
00:56:58her boy toy is gone
00:57:01her virginity is gone
00:57:02and when i win the elimination game
00:57:05the camp will be gone
00:57:06i'm not gonna let you win
00:57:11spoken like a true loser
00:57:13i'm gonna win the elimination game
00:57:16and when i do
00:57:17you better hold up your end of the deal
00:57:19chloe
00:57:28i'm not giving up on you
00:57:30don't give up on me either
00:57:32meet me at the archery field
00:57:34as soon as you read this
00:57:35with all my heart
00:57:37asher
00:57:38what does asher have to tell me
00:57:40you seem like you're waiting for somebody
00:58:00it's none of your fucking business
00:58:02wow chloe
00:58:03while the other girls were growing tits
00:58:05you grew a backbone
00:58:06you waiting for your boyfriend
00:58:08he's not
00:58:13wait how'd you know
00:58:16chloe don't give up on me
00:58:19i'm not gonna give up on you either
00:58:20wait
00:58:22how did you
00:58:23you know in battle
00:58:25the color white means defeat
00:58:27it's also the color for a virgin
00:58:30and a true loser
00:58:32challenger eliminated
00:58:37and today you're both
00:58:39chloe summers
00:58:41you've been eliminated
00:58:43you've been eliminated
00:58:49are you gonna cry
00:58:55i don't get it morgan
00:58:57why me
00:58:58i've never done anything to you
00:59:00because you walked around
00:59:01acting like you were too good
00:59:03to get the guy's attention
00:59:03you acted like you were too innocent
00:59:07and precious
00:59:08to even notice them all drooling
00:59:09all over you
00:59:10but you're not better than me
00:59:13and i just proved it
00:59:16oh my god
00:59:18morgan tried to ruin my summer
00:59:20because she was jealous
00:59:21of me
00:59:22you know
00:59:27i feel sorry for you
00:59:29why would you feel sorry for me
00:59:32because even after everything
00:59:34you put me through
00:59:35you still couldn't break me
00:59:36and you just wasted
00:59:38your entire summer
00:59:39being a jealous
00:59:39spiteful bitch
00:59:40i tried to save you
00:59:46camp wildwood
00:59:47i'm sorry i couldn't
00:59:50miss me
01:00:03miss me
01:00:06look at you
01:00:08you look like you've seen a ghost
01:00:11asher you are in enough trouble
01:00:13leave before you get caught
01:00:14look i couldn't leave you chloe
01:00:15not after what happened
01:00:17do you mean the fight with zeke
01:00:20the public firing
01:00:21or oh
01:00:22the fact that everyone at camp
01:00:24now knows i lost my virginity
01:00:25because you made a bet
01:00:26with drew
01:00:27chloe i am here to apologize
01:00:29for all of those things
01:00:30okay
01:00:31hey
01:00:33it's okay
01:00:34enjoy your car
01:00:36you know i'm not leaving
01:00:37until we figure this out
01:00:38if zeke catches you
01:00:39he's gonna press charges
01:00:40you can't get in trouble again
01:00:42you know what chloe
01:00:43if you want me to leave
01:00:43i'll leave
01:00:44but you know what chloe
01:00:46i couldn't leave
01:00:47until i came in here
01:00:48and i told you
01:00:48that i
01:00:49that i love you
01:00:52you love me
01:00:57look i'm not a romance expert
01:00:59but i'm pretty sure
01:00:59when a man tells the woman
01:01:00that he loves
01:01:01that he loves them
01:01:02that they should respond
01:01:02a little differently
01:01:03well sorry
01:01:04i literally just found
01:01:06that you made a bet
01:01:06with my lifelong friend
01:01:07about who could fuck me first
01:01:08okay so you're still mad
01:01:09about the bet
01:01:10hell yeah i'm so mad
01:01:17you could be mad chloe
01:01:18but that doesn't mean
01:01:19i'm not
01:01:19so sorry
01:01:21i'm sorry chloe
01:01:24it was never about the bet chloe
01:01:26chloe i have liked you
01:01:29since the moment
01:01:30that i saw you
01:01:30it was never
01:01:31about the bet
01:01:33but there was a bet
01:01:35i was just a bet
01:01:36i was just a stupid virgin
01:01:38no
01:01:38you are everything to me chloe
01:01:41chloe camp is all about
01:01:45making memories right
01:01:45and i want you in all my memories
01:01:48i love you
01:01:52but i need to know
01:01:55if you love me too
01:01:55no one's ever told me
01:02:00that they loved me before
01:02:02i've never told anyone
01:02:05that i love them
01:02:06ever
01:02:08and that's how i know
01:02:11i love you
01:02:12because i'm totally
01:02:14myself around you chloe
01:02:15and you're totally
01:02:16yourself around me
01:02:17and
01:02:17nobody knows me
01:02:20like you do
01:02:20i love you
01:02:24i don't think i can say it
01:02:29you don't have to
01:02:31i know you love me
01:02:35okay
01:02:39said everything you needed to say
01:02:42you should probably go
01:02:47chloe with you
01:03:00i want everything
01:03:02we can't
01:03:14okay not here
01:03:17everyone's at the campfire
01:03:19it's just you and me in here
01:03:22the first time we were together
01:03:25i was keeping a secret
01:03:27i want to try again
01:03:30no more secrets
01:03:31no more bets
01:03:33just the two of us
01:03:36okay
01:03:42okay let's try again
01:03:44clean slate
01:03:46i miss the way you taste
01:04:09they're so soft
01:04:38i want to make it all
01:04:43i want to make it all up to you
01:04:43oh chloe
01:04:53oh chloe
01:05:06if morgan touches you
01:05:10she's gonna rat you out to z
01:05:11hide hide hide hide hide hide
01:05:12you missed me winning the elimination game tonight
01:05:19oh boo go cry about it
01:05:22and to think
01:05:23i mean if i never vandalized the camp
01:05:26none of this would have happened
01:05:27that was you
01:05:31you couldn't save your camp chloe
01:05:35and tomorrow night at the talent show
01:05:38everyone will know it
01:05:40hey it's okay
01:05:54it's okay
01:05:54i'm gonna help you win
01:05:56okay sure whatever you gotta go
01:05:58okay
01:05:58i'm sorry sweetheart
01:06:10what are you sorry about dad
01:06:12the bank sold the camp this morning
01:06:15this is all my fault
01:06:20it's not your fault sweetie
01:06:22the bank found a new buyer just this morning
01:06:26you must think i'm a failure
01:06:28morgan must have told her dad to sell the camp
01:06:30after she won the elimination game
01:06:32i don't think you're a failure dad
01:06:34i'm just happy we got to spend so many summers here together
01:06:38hey at least our last night at wildwood is the talent show
01:06:47let's have some fun
01:06:49hip hip hello to our wildwood grizzlies
01:06:55we are so excited to have you all here for our end of summer talent show
01:07:01let's bring out our first act
01:07:06what is asher doing here
01:07:12what is asher doing here
01:07:16hey dalton get this criminal off my stage
01:07:20hey don't boss me around shit for brains
01:07:22hey you're not welcome here
01:07:23i'm here to sing my song
01:07:26for chloe
01:07:27she's the only person i care about
01:07:29asher not in front of everyone
01:07:35chloe please hear me out
01:07:37everybody pack your bags and get out
01:07:43someone bought camp wildwood
01:07:45yeah i know i bought it
01:07:50i bought it
01:07:52you bought the camp
01:07:55asher how
01:07:57i sold my dad's car
01:07:59why would you do that
01:08:01because my dad's gone chloe
01:08:03i love him but
01:08:04i can't make any new memories with him
01:08:07camp wildwood is here
01:08:09and there are so many more memories that i want to make with you
01:08:15you can't do this i'm still the director
01:08:18i'm calling my dad
01:08:20zeke you're fired
01:08:22and morgan you did win the elimination game
01:08:24you are banned from camp wildwood for the rest of your life
01:08:32yeah and don't let the door hit your asses on the way out
01:08:36asher
01:08:37i can't believe you did this for my family
01:08:39there's one thing i need in return
01:08:41i know that camp relationships are only supposed to last the summer
01:08:47but chloe
01:08:49i want to break the rules
01:08:51chloe i want to do everything with you
01:08:55i want to do everything with you
01:08:58i want to watch the leaves change in autumn
01:09:01i want to get cozy in the winter with you
01:09:03i want to feel the spring breeze on our faces
01:09:08i want you all year round chloe
01:09:12i love you and i know you love me too
01:09:14that's why we should do this for real
01:09:17chloe i want to spend all my summers with you
01:09:25i don't know what the future holds
01:09:28but i know that this was the best summer of my life because i met you