- 5/9/2025
Miami Vice Season 5 Episode 12 Jack Of All Trades
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00:00Hey!
00:02Hey!
00:04Excuse me!
00:24Nice job!
00:30Hey!
00:38Hey!
00:40Hey!
00:46Hi!
00:48May I help you?
00:50Uh, yeah.
00:52Uh, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
00:54I'm being honored tonight
00:56by the Pan-African Congress
00:58for my work with leprosy.
01:00And, uh...
01:02I don't have a name to it.
01:04Changing loose right over there.
01:06Yeah.
01:12Hey!
01:14Hey!
01:16This bozo just didn't evaporate into thin air!
01:18Check this place again!
01:20How's it going in there, sir?
01:22Uh, these, uh, slacks are a little snug, but, uh...
01:26Why don't you bring the stuff up?
01:28I don't know.
01:30Here we go.
01:32Okay.
01:34Here we go.
01:36The slacks are a little snug, but, uh...
01:41Why don't you bring the stuff up?
02:06Eddie, what's the code 19?
02:10What?
02:12Let me see that.
02:24Well, Mr. Plastic Paint Festing, huh?
02:32Excuse us.
02:36I don't think you understand what I'm trying to tell you.
02:44I don't think you understand what I'm trying to tell you.
02:48My mission is vital to national security.
02:53I'm working deep cover.
02:56For whom?
02:58Ask me no questions.
03:01I'll tell you no lies.
03:05Call Dan Quayle.
03:07He'll vouch for me.
03:09Give it a rest, pal.
03:11Okay.
03:13You leave me no alternative.
03:15You put me in a position where I'm forced to reveal highly sensitive classified information.
03:21What's this?
03:33My FBI contact.
03:35What?
03:37You gotta be kidding.
03:43He's insane.
03:45No, I am not.
03:47His FBI contact.
03:49Yes, I am a detective.
03:57Yeah, okay, okay.
03:59Yeah, all right.
04:01Well, I'll be there when I get there.
04:03Bye.
04:05Somebody pulling your chain?
04:07Ripley would not believe this one.
04:09Some joker that they arrested on Miami Beach for shoplifting told him that he was working undercover and that I was his FBI contact.
04:23That's pretty invented.
04:25I give that one an eight.
04:27Let's take a ride.
04:29I got just two words for you.
04:31Oh, yeah?
04:33What are they?
04:35Star Wars.
04:37Star Wars.
04:39Star Wars.
04:41Stolen secrets.
04:43You think I'm kidding?
04:45Got any ideas about who this turkey really is?
04:47He insists he's working with you undercover.
04:49When the Ruskies have put up on me.
04:51I have two words for you.
04:53Oh, yeah?
04:54What are they?
04:55Star Wars.
04:56Star Wars.
04:57Star Wars.
04:58Stolen secrets.
04:59You think I'm kidding?
05:00Got any ideas about who this turkey really is?
05:02He insists he's working with you undercover.
05:05When the Ruskies have put up on me.
05:08The Ruskies have put up a nuclear net and our bombs are bouncing back on us.
05:17You'll think twice about keeping me from my appointments.
05:21Oh, yeah.
05:22I'll be all broke up.
05:23And feeling like a traitor.
05:29You know this guy?
05:33I've never seen him before in my life.
05:36Hehehehe.
05:37Curse.
05:38Curse.
05:39Curse.
05:40Curse.
05:41Curse.
05:42I've never seen this guy.
05:43I've never seen him before.
05:44I've never seen him before.
05:45You're welcome, man.
05:47I've never seen him before.
05:49You're welcome.
05:50I have never seen him before.
05:51Get out of me.
05:52I'll see you next time on you.
05:53We'll be gone.
05:54As for a while.
07:25Hey, do you have any idea how much stolen inventory I have to account for in any given year, huh?
07:33I still would boggle your mind.
07:35We're real sorry this had to happen, Eddie.
07:42You're sorry, huh?
07:44Well, listen, sorry ain't gonna get it, my friend.
07:46I am gonna see justice prevail!
07:49Well, that's your right as a citizen, Ed.
07:53But I'd go easy on the outrage if I were you, uh, Eddie Abbott, alias Eddie Gomez, alias Eddie Gilbert, alias Gilbert Tobias.
08:07What the hell is it this week, Eddie Rabbit?
08:09What?
08:10At 18, you did two to five armed robbery, 22, another deuce for extortion, and last year you were booked for suspicion of trafficking stolen property.
08:22Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
08:25Do you know what this is?
08:27What?
08:29Looks like a search form.
08:30Good for you.
08:32Bad for you.
08:33They faxed this over from downtown, along with your record.
08:38Look, look, look, look, okay, maybe I'm being a little hasty here, huh?
08:42Okay.
08:43All right, I, after all, it ain't, it ain't my store, right?
08:49I lost you.
08:57So how come you never talk about him?
09:01Do you ever talk about dandruff?
09:05The man's embarrassing.
09:08He's one step ahead of his creditors.
09:11He'd cheat on a blood test.
09:13Because he's got an active imagination.
09:32You are lucky, Jack.
09:34He's going to drop the charges.
09:39Great.
09:41But I wasn't worried.
09:44Not with my cousin the case.
09:47My blood.
09:50What are you doing here, Jack?
09:52Well, I've been here a couple of weeks, uh, checking out new career opportunities.
09:58Well, I thought you were going to seek your fortune out west.
10:03You mean the dude-dude ranch?
10:07Yeah.
10:08A concept way ahead of its time.
10:11I'm playing other angles now.
10:14What is it this time?
10:16Velcro toupees or cut-rate trips to the Holy Land?
10:20Hey, that's ancient history.
10:22You live and learn, Sonny.
10:24Live and learn.
10:25Yeah, well, you got the live part down, Jack.
10:28Oh, hey, hey.
10:30I'm, I'm, uh, you don't even know me anymore, Sonny.
10:35You, you, you can't even see that I've changed.
10:38That, that little fandangle today, that's the last.
10:43From now on, it's, it's a new deal.
10:46Trust me.
10:48I got a job.
10:49A real job with tremendous growth potential.
10:53Oh, yeah?
10:55Doing what?
11:02Sales.
11:02Captain Mike's world of waves.
11:11Pool deal so good, he can't afford not to buy.
11:17Oh, yeah?
11:19This I gotta see.
11:25My friend, what more can I tell you?
11:28The seal vac will clean the pants off any pool cleaner on the market.
11:33It's got a patented, processed 15-foot extendo hose.
11:38Saving the best for the last here.
11:41Water-cooled Nelts.
11:48What are Nelts?
11:50You gotta ask.
11:52Home and garden, uh, spring issue, 1983.
11:56Uh, what separates the men from the boys in the world of high-performance pool cleaners
12:03is seal vac's water-cooled, nailed thrusters.
12:07Huh?
12:08The pool enhancement cleaning system of the future.
12:14I never heard of no Nelts, man.
12:16You're hustling me.
12:18Miguel, go with this a second.
12:20What?
12:24Suck.
12:25Huh?
12:25The pool.
12:27Oh.
12:28Okay.
12:49Works good, huh?
12:52Works all right.
12:53Just all right.
12:56Come on.
12:57Hey, look.
12:58You put on this other head.
13:00Where's my assistant?
13:02If you could keep up your hand, Mr. Crockett, please.
13:07The ruggle vac head, please.
13:09And check this out, uh, Miguel, you, it's like a pool cleaner and a rug cleaner all in one.
13:26Two utensils for the price of one.
13:28It's a steal.
13:29You're a master of understatement.
13:32Come on, Mr. Crockett, come on in to my office.
13:33Come on in to my office.
13:40You don't mind if I take my break now, do you?
13:44I'm, uh, a little overdue.
13:46Take five.
13:47Take ten.
13:51What a guy.
13:54Let's get this paperwork out of the way.
13:57Bottom line on the deluxe seal.
14:15too much you tell me what's fair
14:27no way
14:39oh okay okay cash cash let me talk to my boss
14:57water-cooled nails jack would you give me a break have you ever heard of the consumer protection
15:06agency jack sonny you'll interrupt my talent
15:09who the hell is this captain mike anyway very dynamic guy uh got a whole other way of uh being
15:20i met him in georgia oh yeah you and mike close hell yeah we're sure to sell together
15:31i think he's ready
15:35kid i uh i went to the mat with the boss on this and i i just want to say uh
15:49you got yourself a deal because it's the last one in stock all right and even though your
15:56savings are coming out of my commission enjoy yourself and now now about that cash you take
16:03cuban money
16:19yes who is it jack crockett uh captain mike's
16:32not too often i make house calls
16:50then again we don't get too many customers threatening to torch our store
16:56you know i don't understand you're running a game on me
17:00i send my boy to play uh boot cleaner and you're selling that piece of garbage
17:07hey he begged me to sell it to him i tried to tell him see who backs one of our lost leaders
17:16so i was sad hey jack used the money by five i i don't i don't know you didn't
17:24didn't bust it yourself captain mike personally checks out every last one of these babies
17:28i said all right shipments in i gotta go we just got a patio front here hey let me send
17:38you out a new one i ain't got time for this cockroach you gonna make a ride or do i gotta
17:44get a physical right take a check hey captain mike wants all his customers to be happy big
17:50take your cash
17:57uh
18:08uh
18:11uh
18:17Come on, let's go.
18:47Can I help you?
19:07Greetings!
19:12Jesky, Jesky, why are you making this so hard?
19:15You're into me for sizable bucks.
19:17Holden, Harry, you knew the risks.
19:21It's not my fault the rest are went under.
19:23Kosher Chinese is very big out west.
19:27You know, you're a nice guy.
19:30I'm a nice guy, too.
19:32Well, you know my motto, be nice for money.
19:36Now, you owe me 50 Gs, and I want it.
19:41And I'm tired of chasing after you to get it.
19:43Little Carrie, I just need a little space.
19:49Hey, hey, hey, you remember that weekend at Bear Mountain, huh?
19:54We had those two stews from Finland.
19:59We had him wearing ski goggles tied up in toggle ropes.
20:05Boy, that was some good trouble, huh?
20:07Jared Dickens.
20:09Well, you know what I remember?
20:12I remember the black bear chasing me down on the ski slope.
20:17While you were in the ski lodge, jamming with Olga.
20:22That's how it is with you, kid.
20:24You have all the fun.
20:28And someone else picks up the dues.
20:30You owe me 50 Gs.
20:46And I want it.
20:47I don't care where you get it or how.
20:54Just get it.
20:56You know, you're much too sweet a guy to whack.
21:01If I don't have it in 24 hours, guess what?
21:11I already know.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:13I love you.
21:14You know, he went for me back to me.
21:34I love you.
21:35Mignolito, are you?
21:50Stop it.
21:56Whoever you are, you lost your way to Epka, or else you're very stupid.
22:02Fill her up. Let it or unlead it, it's up to you.
22:07Now don't try anything stupid.
22:19Now don't try anything stupid.
22:49Oh, man, there's Sonny's car. What's he doing here? Great timing.
23:19Hey, cuz. Hey, cuz.
23:23When do you come off affording a joint like this?
23:27I'm staying with friends. What are you doing here?
23:31Well, I hail your family and I don't get to spend much time with you.
23:35Thought I'd come over and rekindle the familial spirit.
23:39Hey, that's great, but you shouldn't call first.
23:41I'm kind of pressed for time. I got a date.
23:44Oh, you got a date?
23:47With who?
23:50Uh, June. Her name's June.
23:54June who?
23:56Uh, June Porchelina.
24:00Oh, yeah?
24:03And just exactly, what does this dame do, this Italian princess that, uh, you pick her up after ten?
24:10Well, we gotta go out late, cuz she's in, uh, surgery.
24:15You gonna unlock the door?
24:17Oh, yeah, no, you know what I mean.
24:19I mean, she's, uh, she's in brain surgery.
24:22As a nurse.
24:24Sure.
24:25Ha! Look at that.
24:27Left it open.
24:28You know, you're right, I'll give her a call.
24:30Uh, just make yourself comfortable.
24:47Uh, just make yourself comfortable.
24:52Uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, June. Uh, yeah, uh, let's, let's do it another night. Another night, uh, yeah, uh, uh,
25:02Uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry, June. Uh, yeah, uh, let's, let's do it another night. Another night. Uh, yeah, uh, uh,
25:23Oh, he lost all motor control.
25:26Oh, that's terrible, honey.
25:28It's terrible.
25:30Sense of smell, too, huh?
25:32Oh, wow.
25:33Well, you know, a lot of people get along without a sense of smell.
25:36Oh, OK.
25:37Kiss, kiss.
25:38Bye.
25:45Nice house, Jack.
25:49How come all the furniture's covered?
25:53Oh, uh, bugs.
25:56Malls, actually, uh...
25:58Uh, upholstery malls.
26:00You know, they're indigenous to, uh, Florida.
26:03Moths.
26:04Bugs, huh?
26:06At the fridge?
26:08Oh, hey, let me.
26:09I mean, you're my guest.
26:16Oh, God, this is flat.
26:18How about, uh, let me get another one.
26:20No, let me, let me...
26:23Whoops!
26:28There you go.
26:42You gonna get it, Jack?
26:44Maybe your date got loose.
26:47Right?
26:50Hello?
26:55Oh, uh, yeah.
26:58He's right here.
26:59He's for you.
27:03Yeah, Croc is here.
27:10What?
27:11You're kidding me.
27:12Oh, man.
27:13All right.
27:14Well, don't start your party without me.
27:15I'm on the way.
27:16Well, you're not gonna believe this one.
27:17We just got a tip that some wacko in a mouse mask just took off a major dealer down here for 50,000 large.
27:24Can you believe someone would be that stupid?
27:2550,000?
27:2650,000?
27:27Really?
27:28Some heist?
27:29Yeah.
27:30Yeah, put this back on ice.
27:31I gotta go run it down.
27:32Hey, sonny.
27:33I'm really glad you came by.
27:34You might try an exterminator, Jack.
27:35For the, uh, moths.
27:36I'm really glad you came by.
27:37You might try an exterminator, Jack.
27:38For the, uh, moths.
27:39I'm really glad you came by.
27:40You might try an exterminator, Jack.
27:41For the, uh, moths.
27:44Yeah.
27:45Right.
27:46Yeah.
27:47Right.
27:48Yeah.
27:49Yeah.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Uh, yeah.
27:52Yeah.
27:53I'm really glad you came by.
27:54You might try an exterminator, Jack.
27:57For the, uh, moths.
28:02Oh, yeah, right.
28:03Yeah.
28:04Yeah.
28:05I'm all right.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Okay.
28:10$50,000! It's all here!
28:19Surprise, Harry, why? You know I'm a man of my word.
28:23Yeah, but your word's usually bull.
28:25That's the diff between you and me.
28:28Faith. You got no faith.
28:31Hey, what do you call it when you gotta have familiar own money on the street?
28:37I'm gonna tell you something.
28:38You run juice. You gotta have faith.
28:41Yeah, but you didn't have faith in our restaurant.
28:44Not that I hold that against you.
28:47Dare to dream. That's my motto.
28:51Oh, yeah? Stiff me and die. That's mine.
28:55I'll tell you something. I like you, kid.
28:58But when it comes to doing business, we should just say no.
29:08I got it.
29:10I have to see you here, kid.
29:11I'm not speaking enough.
29:12I'm not speaking enough.
29:30I love it.
29:31Let's get out of here.
30:01Let's get out of here.
30:31You're a scary dude, you know that?
30:35You sell my kitty a lemon, you come into my house with a mouse mask and a gun, and you
30:42take my money?
30:45The man who does that is not afraid to die.
30:49And if you're not afraid of death, that makes you scary.
30:53I'm afraid to die.
30:57I don't know what you're talking about.
30:59Payetay.
31:02Don't sell me, all right?
31:05You're wearing the sand-dump pink shoes.
31:13You want me to bust into your house and find that mask too?
31:17That money is drug money.
31:19You're going to turn me in?
31:24Yeah.
31:26Look.
31:27Johnny Long, I'm not worried about that.
31:30That money is not mine.
31:32I lease it.
31:34From Senor Escondero.
31:35You've got a big mouth.
31:40But if I were you, that's what I worry about.
31:46Escondero.
31:48That right?
31:53Yeah.
31:54I can understand him wanting this money back.
31:5924 hour.
32:09Smart guy with the big shoes.
32:11Cuentes con delicas o dee, man.
32:15Yeah, and I told this guy, hey, who do you think you're talking to?
32:20Hey, now, it's the entrepreneur.
32:22Harry and me, we've got to have a talk in private.
32:29Excuse me, will you?
32:32You know, we'll look at you and tells me this is going to be no good.
32:36So happens this is your lucky day.
32:38Have I got an idea?
32:40Can't miss.
32:41You ready?
32:41Yeah, Jackie.
32:43No, no.
32:44Handbag city.
32:47What do you say?
32:49House what?
32:49What kind of lane?
32:50I'm talking animal skins.
32:53Throw away animal skins.
32:54It's perfect.
32:56You got your snake skins, your lizards, your geckos.
33:00You think an environmentalist is going to raise a stink about a gecko bag?
33:04Everybody wants animal skins.
33:07What do you say?
33:08I think you're whack.
33:10This is stink all up.
33:12Oh, come on, Harry.
33:13Where's your vision?
33:16Jackie, say goodnight, huh?
33:21Look, look, look.
33:23Harry, I need the money.
33:25Oh.
33:26And now the truth comes out, huh?
33:29Huh?
33:30Huh?
33:30How much?
33:3250 yards.
33:3350 yards, huh?
33:35Just the amount you borrowed before?
33:37And by some miracle, I got it back.
33:40You think I'm so lame, I'm going to give it to you again?
33:43Huh?
33:44Because if you do, you're nuts, man.
33:46Harry, I don't have time for you to editorialize.
33:49I've got to have it.
33:50They're going to kill me.
33:51All right, all right.
34:21No sign of your cousin yet, Sonny?
34:39No, no.
34:40He's never been known for his punctuality anyway.
34:47Jerk.
34:51I wanted so much to meet you.
35:18What's this going to do?
35:22Good guess.
35:24You're the man with the glandular problem.
35:27You're the one with the big stones.
35:29I'm just an average guy.
35:32Very average.
35:32The man who would rob me
35:34and then pay me back
35:37with counterfeit money.
35:40Money I myself printed only a few weeks ago.
35:44Counterfeit money?
35:46I didn't know that.
35:49Oh.
35:51Kill him.
35:55Wait!
36:00You'll never get your money.
36:02My friend, the money doesn't concern me.
36:05It ebbs and flows.
36:08No, I am a man of principle
36:10and I don't like to be taken advantage of.
36:14I can get your money in an hour.
36:19You know, I do not like sniveling.
36:23But your plight intrigues me.
36:26Oh, hell with the hells.
36:28One hour to me, one way or the other, huh?
36:30$50,000
36:33or a man's life.
36:37Ooh, the possibilities are interesting.
36:41You won't be sorry.
36:45I want to see what he comes up with.
36:51But I want Julio and Martin to accompany you.
36:53There, there, that, that's the guy.
37:08Pull, pull over.
37:10Hold on, I'll just be a minute.
37:13Call him.
37:15Yeah, but I, I, I gotta go.
37:18Kerbalize or die, pal.
37:20Don't make no dip to me.
37:22Yo, Sonny, can we come over here a minute?
37:33Oh, Jack, I don't like this, uh-uh.
37:38Hey, Jack, how you doing?
37:40Uh, you're a little late, aren't you?
37:42I guess you got detained, huh?
37:44Yeah, detained.
37:46Yeah.
37:47Ah, hi, guys, how you doing?
37:48Boy, what a nice car, golly.
37:51Now take a look in here, boy, that is really nice.
37:55Oh, damn!
37:56Sorry, snap!
37:58Come on, come on, come on.
37:59No, no, no, no, no!
38:01Oh!
38:03Woo!
38:06Woo!
38:07Woo!
38:08Woo!
38:09Woo!
38:10Woo!
38:11Woo!
38:12Woo!
38:13Woo!
38:14Woo!
38:15Woo!
38:16Woo!
38:17Woo!
38:18Woo!
38:19Woo!
38:20Woo!
38:21Woo!
38:22Woo!
38:23Woo!
38:24Woo!
38:25Woo!
38:26Woo!
38:27Woo!
38:27Woo!
38:28Woo!
38:28Woo!
38:29Woo!
38:30Woo!
38:30Woo!
38:30Woo!
38:31Phoo!
38:31Come on, boo, Go!
38:33Look, I have no idea what happened.
38:35I was walking along with mine in my own business.
38:37These two guys grabbed me.
38:38You know, I've written stories about my auntie being
38:40the murder capital of America.
38:42Now, I didn't want to think I was gonna ever
38:44be a statistic.
38:46So it's gonna be one of those Academy Award-winning lies,
38:50eh, Jack?
38:52Jack, Jack, Jack, when are you gonna ever learn
38:55to play it straight with me?
38:56Oh, for God's sake, sonny, you never ever believe me.
38:59Well, that's because you never tell the truth, Jack.
39:02But you're gonna tell me the truth this time,
39:05or I'm gonna beat the living crap right out of you.
39:09All right, all right, all right.
39:11I borrowed some money from some guy,
39:13and he thinks I ripped him off.
39:15How much?
39:1750,000.
39:19Who'd you borrow the bread from?
39:21A guy. Just a guy.
39:23Oh, just a guy. Oh, just a guy.
39:25A guy who hires guys who almost kill us.
39:28You're gonna answer me right now, Jack.
39:31That's you, sonny. That's you, sonny.
39:33Always quick on the trigger, huh?
39:34Never give a guy a break when you use muscle.
39:37A little muscle just saved your worthless life, cuz.
39:47You hate me.
39:49Oh, God, Jack. For Christ's sake.
39:52No, I don't hate you.
39:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do, yeah, you do.
39:59I don't blame you.
40:01I...
40:05Always the jerk, the screw-up in school.
40:08Me.
40:10Ha.
40:11You were, uh, golden boy.
40:14Uh, football star.
40:19War hero.
40:21Cop.
40:23I'm nothing to you.
40:26I'm nothing to you.
40:34Jack.
40:39Jack.
40:40You remember that old Indian bike you had?
40:48Sure.
40:51Four-cylinder job.
40:55Big spider decal.
40:57Yeah.
40:59Yeah, I have some bike.
41:01Man, the way you used to ride that bike.
41:10You were like...
41:13Brando in the wild one.
41:18I thought you were the coolest guy in town.
41:24I wanted to be just like you.
41:32You know what, Jack?
41:37You would never take me on that bike.
41:45Never.
41:49And it's the same now.
41:53I don't want to influence you, Sonny.
41:57You're a good kid.
42:00Star.
42:02Anybody can see that.
42:06Me, I was just like my old man.
42:12Drunk.
42:15Loser.
42:21I didn't want to contaminate you, Sonny.
42:32Is that true, Jack?
42:37Yeah.
42:40It's the only...
42:42...true thing I ever said in my life.
42:44It's funny, this money thing.
43:00It's just something I got in over my head, that's all.
43:02Yeah.
43:03Well...
43:05We'll fix it.
43:06Hell, you're family.
43:08Well...
43:13We'll fix it.
43:15Hell, you're family.
43:17Well, the first thing I gotta know is...
43:19...who do these guys work for?
43:20I'm just some... thug... weirdo.
43:24A name, Jack.
43:25I need a name.
43:26I need a name.
43:27I need a name.
43:58I need a name.
43:59I need a name.
44:00I need a name.
44:01I need a name.
44:02I need a name.
44:03I need a name.
44:05Now, when we go in there, I want you to just follow my lead.
44:09Can I improvise?
44:12Jack, you'll stick to the script or I'll shoot you myself.
44:29You see, I understand the situation perfectly, Mr. Escondero.
44:33Uh...
44:36That's why when Jack came to me, I came directly to you.
44:43Do you have any idea what it's like to be burdened with this idiot?
44:49Yes, I see.
44:52All because my poor dead aunt made me promise that I'd keep an eye on him.
45:00I'm sorry, Sonny.
45:01I failed the family.
45:05You're sorry.
45:08You make mala faguda with my new friends here.
45:11You embarrass me in front of a man like Mr. Escondero.
45:15And you think I'm sorry's enough, Lee.
45:23Well, I can see that you're a man of principle, Mr. Burnett.
45:27Mr. Burnett, it's too bad such ideals aren't shared genetic traits.
45:32I'll do better, Mr. E. I promise, I'll be more disciplined.
45:36Shut up.
45:39Believe me, you'll receive all the discipline you need if you don't return my money.
45:43Now, Mr. Escondero, I want you to know, I've got something serious working on a couple of fronts.
45:52And you're gonna get your money.
45:55You can believe me.
45:56I believe you, Mr. Burnett.
45:59You seem to be a man of honor.
46:02Oh, he's honest.
46:04You talk way too much.
46:07Dumb people should not speak.
46:11Now, you know, you can learn a great deal from this man, Jack.
46:17A great deal.
46:21You know, I was wondering, Mr. Escondero, since I'm in the neighborhood,
46:27maybe I could do a little shopping?
46:30Exactly what kind of shopping were you talking about, Mr. Burnett?
46:36Oh, well, say, something in, uh, recreational pharmaceuticals?
46:43Nickels and dimes don't interest me.
46:46Uh, yes, well, not even if they're, uh, followed by, say, five or six zeros.
46:55You know, P.T. Barnum was right.
47:00We got him, sonny.
47:02Are you out of your mind, Jack?
47:05Escondero is no sucker, let me tell you.
47:08He's a killer.
47:10He'd just soon shoot you as look at you.
47:13That's why we gotta make the set up tight.
47:15We'll nail him.
47:16Hey, you'll see.
47:17We'll nail this proposal, cuz.
47:20You and me make a hot team, don't we?
47:22Yeah.
47:23My God, you've been reading too many comic books.
47:26Black Jack, what are you gonna have?
47:27Turkey.
47:29Figures.
47:30Oh, come on, come on, sonny.
47:31Admit it.
47:32I was pretty good, wasn't it?
47:34All right, for a civilian, you did okay.
47:38Hey, maybe I should be a cop.
47:41Better yet, you and me go into business together, crock it and crock it in private eyes.
47:46You and me go into business together, crock it and crock it in private eyes.
47:56You better make that a double.
47:58You better make that a double.
47:59You better make it a double.
48:00Go in the distance.
48:20Harry.
48:21Hey, you did a number on me, that wasn't right.
48:28I did a number on you.
48:30Get real, kid.
48:34You passed me funny money and screwed me up
48:38with a really important guy who could have killed me.
48:43Hey, that's not my problem.
48:47You don't pay me back, that's still not my problem.
48:51But I'm not gonna take a rouse from a bust-out like you.
48:55Harry, we were friends.
48:57Past tense is perfect.
49:00You piece of garbage.
49:02You're finished, Harry, only you don't know it yet.
49:05Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do, call a cop?
49:08That's right, that's right, that's what I'm gonna do.
49:10It just so happens he's my cousin, one of Miami's finest.
49:13Wise ass.
49:21I never touch cash, personally.
49:38So tell me, when do I get delivery?
49:40Soon, Mr. Grubbs. Very, very soon.
49:44Looks like the 200's all here.
49:49So tell me, Mr. Grubbs.
49:54What do you intend to do with the money?
49:57I'm not gonna pass at Miami if that's what's bothering them.
50:02Maybe a little juice.
50:04But I'm thinking, open up one of them, uh, you know,
50:08what they call Dutch Antilles' loan-out corporations.
50:14I'll tell you why I asked, Mr. Grubbs.
50:16I was just on the receiving end of a not-so-funny joke.
50:19Somebody owed me money, and what I received back was my own issue.
50:25Hey, tell me, what does this guy look like?
50:29Short, scrawny guy, but incredibly hopeless in his criminal pursuits.
50:36Is his name Jack, by chance?
50:39What if it is?
50:41I'll tell you what it is.
50:43His cousins hate.
50:49I don't get any ideas.
51:03This is flush money for Escondero.
51:06Kinda like you show me yours, I'll show you mine.
51:09Sonny, I may bend the law a little north and south now and then,
51:13but when it comes to my country, one thing I'm not is a Quislin'.
51:19A what?
51:21A Quislin'.
51:25I'll take your word for it.
51:27I gotta let Swiatek know what you're doing.
51:35Let's go, man.
51:36Ah, a family reunion. How touchy.
51:51Not a particularly good way to endear yourselves to your customers.
51:56Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
52:04Are you familiar with the immortal bard?
52:10Okay.
52:12What's the game?
52:13It's no game.
52:14It's no game.
52:15No game today.
52:16No, it's been called on account of heat.
52:20I know you're a cop, Burnett.
52:23Or should I say, Crockett.
52:26And you!
52:28Oh, you should be ashamed to mire your cousin in such a mess.
52:32Mr. Solis.
52:33Mr. Solis.
52:34Mr. Solis.
52:35Mr. Solis.
52:36Yeah, what happened.
52:45Uh, it's my fault.
52:52don't worry about it we don't really have the time to tally up the boneheaded plays you've made
53:02my fault i shouldn't have gotten you into this and i know better
53:12well this guy's gonna kill us
53:17must be figure a way out of here i can't figure out how he made me
53:25well well i think i know
53:31what
53:36well there's this guy grubb see and i guess i kind of
53:44i guess he does business with escondero and i
53:52what are you saying jack well sonny i'm really proud you're a cop and i
54:01you blew my cover
54:0650 grand
54:14dying fan
54:15ah a family feud
54:21i'll touch you
54:22martin go break them up for a chili jar
54:27yeah why should they spoil my fun
54:29i'm gonna kill you
54:49i'm gonna kill you
54:56freeze
54:58where is it
55:00the boat
55:01behind the boat
55:02where is it
55:06what do you believe it
55:09is
55:11what do you think that the boat
55:14has to do
55:16as well as the boat
55:17is
55:20It's getting narrow, freeze!
55:50You okay?
56:10Yeah, never better.
56:12Where's your cousin?
56:17Jack?
56:20Jack?
56:27Damn.
56:38How much did you get?
56:4150K.
56:43It's an apartment issue, we'd better nail it.
56:47Nope.
56:49I don't ever want to see Jack Crockett again as long as I live, in this life or any other.
56:57What about the cash?
56:58Yeah, 50K is a lot of money.
57:04But he won't get far.
57:08It's a counterfeit.
57:10It's a counterfeit.
57:11It's a counterfeit.
57:39It's a counterfeit.
57:40It's a counterfeit.
57:42It's a counterfeit.
57:43It's a counterfeit.
57:44He was
57:48an 80
57:57to 1440 else.
57:58And there's a counterfeit.
57:59It's a counterfeit.
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