Corporate overachiever and all-around fly chick Shanté Smith thinks she's got the goods to keep her slickster boyfriend | dG1fakJrUkhOemRHWXc
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00:00Girl, I don't believe him.
00:05Oh, he's a dog.
00:07Mm-hmm.
00:07Look at her.
00:09Meet Shantae.
00:11Ooh.
00:11Men are so predictable.
00:13You tell Miss Thang that you know the 411 on the fellas.
00:16Well, I don't want to toot my own horn, but BB.
00:20She never met her match.
00:22Would you like to dance?
00:23Yes.
00:24Until she met Keith.
00:26Damn.
00:26And I was looking good and suave and debonet.
00:32Like Denzel.
00:33Better.
00:35This fall.
00:36Shantae, isn't that Keith over there on the dance floor?
00:39Ooh, what you gonna do?
00:42I'm gonna go over there and say hey.
00:44Hey!
00:44The lines have been drawn.
00:46In love and war, maintain military silence.
00:49Shantae, baby, it's Keith.
00:50Give me a call, okay?
00:51You have 11 messages.
00:52That's what I'm talking about.
00:54The sides have been chosen.
00:56She ain't no amateur.
00:57Yeah, well, neither am I.
01:00And the battle of the sexes is going to be an all-out war.
01:04You know what I don't understand?
01:06No, I love you, girl.
01:07How a man can have a mouthful of gold teeth and be broke as hell?
01:11I'm real just love it.
01:13Vivica A. Fox.
01:14Anthony Anderson.
01:16Does the back of my neck really look like this?
01:17Wendy Raquel Robinson.
01:19Bobby Brown.
01:20Ooh, ooh, ooh, Karen.
01:22Tamela Jones.
01:24Monique.
01:24Well, what is this?
01:26Oh, no.
01:27That's white people, baby.
01:28We need some meat.
01:29We need some potatoes.
01:30With Gabrielle Union and Morris Chestnut as Keith.
01:33I need to get back to being the player that I used to be.
01:36Play on, pop your collar.
01:37In a comedy that proves when men start playing around.
01:41She's smart.
01:42She got a good job.
01:43Right.
01:44And on top of that, she a freak.
01:45Women will even the store.
01:48Connie, what are you doing here with Keith?
01:49You know he's my man.
01:50If he's your man, he's certainly not acting like it.
01:53Well, perhaps he would be if he didn't have a little hooch like you running behind him all the time.
01:57You want me to handle this for you?
01:58I got the situation under control.
02:00Oh, Keith, I ain't scared.
02:01We shouldn't have money.
02:02Because two can play that game.
02:05Women, they're some emotional creatures.
02:07Pretty soon, women are just going to be pulling these hair trips on us.
02:10And you know what's going to happen?
02:11We're going to be the ones changing the diapers.
02:12They're going to be sitting on our couch watching football on our Sunday, dog.
02:16That's what's going to happen.
02:17You tripping?
02:18This is much bigger than you, man.
02:19Bigger than me?
02:20This is way bigger than you.
02:21Woo-hoo!