I Ubered Random People In A Tank

Mr Beast

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00:00Hey, did you call an Uber?

00:07I did!

00:19America!

00:23America!

00:27Bet you can't get a tank in your country!

00:29Communism is a flawed system!

00:31Woo!

00:32Man, I love America, it's so great!

00:35What the?

00:36Geez, why are there so many weirdos here?

00:38Dude, why?

00:40Geez, never mind, I hate America.

00:42Ready?

00:44Are you ready?

00:47Three, two, one, go!

00:59America!

01:01America!

01:02America!

01:03America!

01:04America!

01:05Yeah!

01:06America!

01:07Yeah!

01:08Yeah!

01:09America!

01:10Yeah!

01:11Coming again to save the mother of the day!

01:14Yeah!

01:15America!

01:16Yeah!

01:17You're poor to thought freedoms!

01:18Yeah!

01:19Yeah!

01:20Yeah!

01:21Terrorists, your game is blue.

01:23Cause now your heart is our answer to America!

01:27Yeah!

01:29So lick my button, so pours my balls.

01:32America, fuck yeah!

01:34Dangerous, number one, number one, number one, number one, number one, number one, số one, number one!

01:36Hey Jake, how you doing?

01:39Hey Jake, how you doing?

01:41Hey Jake.

01:42Captain Conker, you mean...

01:44Oh, he hit a jab!

01:46God shed his grace on thee,

01:50a crowd of good with brotherhood,

01:56from sea to shining sea.

02:02If you don't live in America, you miss him.

02:04I thought you're missing out.

02:08Subscribe, guys!

02:10Yeah, listen to her. Subscribe.

02:12Nice flag you got there.

02:14Thanks, man. If that flag was the size of your penis,

02:16it'd be a lot smaller.

02:18It would be. My family watches these videos.

02:20I'd like to formally apologize to Chris's family

02:23about talking about a dick so much in front of you guys.

02:26I'm sorry. It's okay. They enjoy it.

02:28Okay.

02:34Yeah!

02:38Oh, fuck.

02:50Dude, there's a cop right there.

02:52If you're not moving, you can be on the car.

02:56Do you mind Jake? I'm trying to...

02:58Go ahead Jake.

03:04If I could change one thing about history,

03:06I'd make tanks quieter so people could hear

03:08when their Uber arrives.

03:10It's really annoying.

03:11We found someone who wants to be Ubered.

03:13Where's your destination?

03:15So we know where to tell the driver to go.

03:17Go to the closest market.

03:19Hey, he's stealing our YouTube video.

03:21Alright Chris, come on.

03:22We gotta escort our Uber.

03:29I think we're gonna make you money on this one.

03:31Yeah.

03:32We're full profit.

03:33What do you think so far?

03:35I can't see.

03:36I can't see.

03:37I can't see.

03:38I can't see.

03:39I can't see.

03:40Next time we can Uber you in like an aircraft plane.

03:42I think Uber should pick up on this idea.

03:45Wait, we're gonna need you to rate us five stars real quick.

03:47Yeah.

03:48We've had some people saying like the ride's bumpy and stuff.

03:50Definitely recommend you guys.

03:51Yeah.

03:52Especially the drunker I get, I'd be a lot more wanting to jump in a tank.

03:56Yeah.

03:57So would you rather be Ubered in a tank or a normal car?

04:00Definitely a tank.

04:01Tank?

04:02Yeah.

04:03Hell yeah.

04:04Great investment.

04:05Five stars.

04:06Yep.

04:07Oh, five tanks.

04:08Okay.

04:09He must have got another Uber.

04:10I guess so.

04:11Why'd you want to get dropped off here?

04:12It looks boring.

04:13Just, yeah.

04:14I like the bulk mail.

04:15The scenery, like that wall right there?

04:16Yeah.

04:17Alright Chris, let's go catch up with our tank.

04:18Let's go.

04:19Chris, Garrett, Ubering all those people made it dirty.

04:27We gotta do a car wash.

04:28I'm a little dirty too.

04:29Oh.

04:30Oh.

04:31It's the fact, a clean tank gets more Uber rides.

04:34Okay boys, we need this thing spick and spec so we can get more Uber rides.

04:38Because this business is still not profitable.

04:40First up, we gotta watch Garrett, he's been a little smelly.

04:43He needs to be a clean boy.

04:44Look how cool that looks.

04:45Oh yeah.

04:46We just had to clean you Garrett.

04:47Come here.

04:48Oh great.

04:49Hey, everyone comment down below, stop Garrett abuse.

05:04Abusing Garrett isn't funny.

05:05Alright, let's head to fast food.

05:06Alright.

05:07Hey, can I have a $5 fill up?

05:11Can we buy 35?

05:12Okay.

05:13Oh my God.

05:14Oh my God.

05:15Oh my God.

05:16No, no, no.

05:17Hey.

05:18Hey.

05:19Here you go man.

05:20How are ya?

05:21Smiley car.

05:23Here you go man.

05:24How are ya?

05:25Smiley car.

05:27Here you go man.

05:28How are ya?

05:29Smiley car.

05:31Here you go man.

05:32Have a good day.

05:33Can I have one ice cream cone?

05:58Wearing tanks and driving tanks.

06:00Hello.

06:02Hello.

06:03Hey, how's it going?

06:16What can I get for you today?

06:18Um, can I get two soft tacos and then two Baja blasts?

06:23Gonna be it.

06:28Hello.

06:29How you doing?

06:30Doing good.

06:31We're just getting Taco Bell with our tank.

06:32That's awesome.

06:34Have a good one.

06:37You do sales?

06:49Yeah.

06:50What could you give us for the tank?

06:51I'd take 90.

06:52I wouldn't be interested.

06:53You're not interested?

06:54Look at all that freedom over there.

06:56Oh, it's nice.

06:57Well, we'll try to see what we could get for if we wanted to trade it in.

07:01Hey.

07:02Hey.

07:03Hey.

07:04They're exercising their freedom to stalk us.

07:05Yeah.

07:06I love America.

07:07Oh, okay.

07:08Then you can keep following us.

07:09You can channel them.

07:10Mr. Beast.

07:11Mr. Beast.

07:12Yeah.

07:13Tell Jake you love him.

07:14He's a little insecure about his tank.

07:16Jake.

07:17I love you.

07:18Woo.

07:19Yeah, fans.

07:21I spotted a spy.

07:23Hey, look.

07:24That person's filming us.

07:25I'm filming her.

07:26America.

07:27Woo.

07:28Yeah.

07:29Hey, Garrett.

07:31Have you ever been to Bofa?

07:33What?

07:34Bofa.

07:35Have you ever been there?

07:36It's Bofa.

07:37Both these nuts.

07:39What?

07:41Bees.

07:42No way.

07:43No.

07:44Hey, tell people to subscribe.

07:45I'm desperate.

07:46Hell yeah.

07:47Is this a fuel well drive?

07:48Oh, yeah.

07:49Is this a tank?

07:50We're storming the nation.

07:51Now it's true.

07:52Is it snowing?

07:53Crap.

07:54Man, it really annoys me when my tank gets spelt on the beach.

07:58What's it getting spelt for?

07:59He was driving it.

08:00It's just like dragging all the sudden.

08:02I don't know.

08:03Our freedom vehicle's getting pulled out by his freedom vehicle.

08:05I don't know.

08:06Our freedom vehicle's getting pulled out by his freedom vehicle.

08:07I don't know.

08:08I don't know.

08:09I don't know.

08:10I don't know.

08:11I don't know.

08:12I don't know.

08:13It's overheated.

08:14It's overheated.

08:15What do you mean overheated?

08:16But these colors don't run.

08:17I guess they don't run at all now.

08:18What happens if you're fighting a war and your tank's just like, you just sit here and

08:32shoot.

08:33You're still protected.

08:34Hey, did you call an Uber?

08:35I did.

08:36I'm sorry.

08:37Our tank isn't working, so I'm sorry.

08:38What?

08:39I'm sorry.

08:40Oh, no.

08:41Person we've never met before and definitely aren't paying to stand there.

08:43I'm sorry, but we can't Uber you because our tank doesn't work.

08:50Okay.

08:51I literally told you my tank doesn't work.

08:52How do you expect me to Uber you?

08:53Um, well, you better find a way.

08:54I don't know.

08:55Alright, well, here we go.

08:57I think it'll work.

08:58We're at your destination.

08:59Okay.

09:00Perfect.

09:01This is where your destination is.

09:02Please rate us five stars.

09:03Yeah, yeah.

09:04We need money, our tank's broke.

09:05You can tip us a lot.

09:06Alright.

09:07We expect a five-star rating.

09:08Thanks for the ride.

09:09You're welcome.

09:10Thanks for this thumbnail.

09:11I mean, we didn't stay.

09:12That's gonna get so many views.

09:13Oh, yeah.

09:14They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine.

09:16You're not really fine.

09:17You just can't get into it.

09:18Where's the barrel?

09:19Someone pointed at me.

09:20Mr. Bezos, Mr. Bezos.

09:37Mr. Bezos.

09:45Mr. Bezos, Mr. Bezos.

09:48So...

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