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  • 5/8/2025
A Tale of Two Kitties is a 1942 Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies cartoon directed by Bob Clampett, written by Warren Foster, and features music by Carl W. Stalling. The short was released on November 21, 1942, and features the debut of Tweety, originally named Orson until his second cartoon, who delivers the line that would become his catchphrase: “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”

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00:00Hey, Bubbets! Bubbets! Oh, Bubbets! Put it out! I don't wanna do it!
00:26There's nothing to it! I won't do it! I can't! Won't do it!
00:29Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
00:31Oh, I don't want no part of it!
00:33Listen, you wanna eat, don't you?
00:35Yeah, Bubbets. I wanna eat. I love to eat.
00:38Well, then, go up and get the bird out of that nest, and we'll eat.
00:42But I don't wanna hate no bird. I like birds. I go hungry first.
00:47What's the matter, Freddy Cat? This is only a tiny little bird.
00:52You mean a poor little dentsy-wentsy, hitsy-bitsy defenseless bird?
00:57Yes.
00:59Let me at him! Let me at him! I'll get him, Bubbets!
01:01I'll immortalize him! Let me at him!
01:03Take it easy! Take it easy!
01:05I'll show him! Where's he gettin' that stuff? Don't hold me back!
01:07I'll get him! I'll show him!
01:09Come on, quit your fooling! Get up that lap!
01:13Don't push me, Bubbets! Don't push me!
01:15Come on, come on! I'm scared to go up high!
01:17I get hydrophobia!
01:19Oh, I don't wanna come go! Don't push me!
01:21Oh, come on! You can't make me do it! You can't make me do it!
01:27He do it!
01:29He do it!
01:31Come on, stupid! Get the bird!
01:35Oh!
01:36Give me the bird! Give me the bird!
01:39If the Hayes office would only let me, I'd give him the boy all right!
01:45Oh, Bubbets!
01:57Bubbets!
01:59Bubbets!
02:01Oh!
02:03Bubbets!
02:05Hey, Bubbets! Look! Stilts!
02:10Help! Help!
02:12Bubbets! Here I go again!
02:14Catch me! Help!
02:17Hey, I'm going out tonight!
02:19Help! Save me! Help!
02:22Hey, why don't you get away up here?
02:25Say, Bubbets, are you sure this thing is gonna be okay?
02:29Of course, of course! Everything's under control!
02:31Don't push me down in a box, Bubbets!
02:33Please don't do it! Don't do it!
02:35Hey, Bubbets! Oh, Bubbets!
02:38Bubbets!
02:39What's the matter now?
02:40I'm afraid of the dark!
02:42Well, I'll let you out then!
02:54I thought I tore a putty tan!
02:56I did! I tore a putty tan!
02:59Oh, the poor putty tan!
03:01Oh, the poor putty tan!
03:02He crushed his witty head!
03:06See, Bubbets!
03:07I'm just no good!
03:08All the brakes were against you!
03:09I'm a flup-a-roo!
03:11I'm a flup-a-roo!
03:12I'm a flup-a-roo!
03:13I can't even get the boy!
03:14Don't worry, you'll get it all right!
03:15You mean I'll get it in the end?
03:16Yeah!
03:17And you'll get a big bang out of it, too!
03:19Well, that sure takes a load off of my mind!
03:22I'm a flup-a-roo!
03:25I'm a flup-a-roo!
03:27I'm a flup-a-roo!
03:28No, it'll get a big bang out of it!
03:29Oh, the poor putty tan!
03:30Oh, the poor putty tan!
03:31He crushed his witty head!
03:32brakes were against you. I'm a flipperoo. I can't even get the boy. Don't worry. You'll get it,
03:37all right. You mean I'll get it in the end? Yeah, and you'll get a big bang out of it, too.
03:45Well, that sure takes a load off of my mind.
04:02Hey, cut it out. Cut it out, pigeon. Don't do that. This witty pitty went to martyr.
04:12Bebe! This witty pitty stayed home. Bebe! This witty pitty had wolf beef. Bebe!
04:19Well, what do you know? I ran out of pitties. Bebe! Bebe!
04:26Here, put it out.
04:56I'll save you. Where are you? Speak to me! Speak to me!
05:03Come on, stop your clowning. What's the matter with you? Aren't you ashamed?
05:10I don't know. Why do you do these things?
05:14I'm a bad pussycat. Oh, I just can't seem to get the boy. Can't no use.
05:21Don't worry. I can't do it. This will get you up there. Contact.
05:25Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact.
05:28Contact. Contact.
05:32Hey, Bebe! I'm a spitfire!
05:35Hello? Fourth interceptor command?
05:48I see an unidentified object flying around my little head.
05:57Is there an insurance salesman in the house?
06:05There, Wade. Wipes out. Totabwack out.
06:23H node out those lights!

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