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Emerald Rose performs "Never Split The Party" at MegaCon 2012 in Orlando, Florida.

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00:01Okay, so, uh, let's get in Dungeon.

00:11Where's my torch?

00:23While we were skulking through this dungeon,

00:25a mighty sorry lot,

00:27old Galiard the fighter had been acting like a sot.

00:30Our cleric had to like us,

00:32our torches all were wet,

00:34but we had to find some treasure soon

00:36to get us out of bed.

00:38All of my dice are made of two mix-a-colonies.

00:44Solid, the deal of truth.

00:46So Galiard and Sonja were teaching for things

00:50and they both took the letter

00:51for all people to their ear

00:53and as we heard it,

00:55the sound of rolling heads.

00:57And we wondered why we had

00:58to board these worms of siege at night.

01:02Deodorant?

01:03Clean underwear.

01:06Don't you know,

01:07you man have stuck the party,

01:09the lyrics in the body,

01:10the fighters in the party,

01:12the winds are in the middle,

01:14but you can shed some light,

01:16and never let that damn thief

01:18out of sight.

01:20All of my dice are made of two mix-a-colonies.

01:35All of my dice are made of cumin, so come on.

02:05This is all true.

02:08It is.

02:09Don't you know, you never come to party.

02:12There's lyrics in your back.

02:13We're trying to change your party.

02:15The loser in the middle, where he can shed some light.

02:18You never let that damn deep out of sight.

02:24We finally found our fighters.

02:28They were hacking at a truck.

02:35Where'd you find that one?

02:38What might be that last treasure?

02:40We've been doing this for a long time.

02:42They chopped off knees and elbows, but he kept on growing old.

02:50Our wizard flung his fireball, his dice they did not fail.

02:57He torched that troll and left our fighters resting in their mail.

03:03For a 45 minutes, it's a 450 degree oven.

03:06And it wants to braise it every 15 minutes.

03:09With the juices, it makes it very tasty.

03:20They're supposed to have intelligences 18 and above, right?

03:26That's hilarious.

03:27We're sorry!

03:29We throw our bones and feet together just like we were when.

03:32I'm in Florida!

03:33The daily battle scene we've even managed in the gloom.

03:36We cut our stuffing buckets in the secret treasure room.

03:40It's slices and dices, it's mouthwash, it's floor wax, it's tilder,

03:43now how much would you pay?

03:47But wait, there's more!

03:48Not.

03:49That.

03:50Much.

03:51Don't you know, you're nervous in the party.

03:54The lyrics in the back, people's pilots in the party.

03:57The wizard in the middle, but he can shed some light.

04:00And never let that panty outside.

04:03Don't you know, you're nervous in the party.

04:07The lyrics in the back, people's pilots in the party.

04:10The wizard in the middle, but he can shed some light.

04:13And never let that panty.

04:15Never let that panty.

04:16Never let that panty.

04:17Never let that panty fall outside.

04:23Two minus five!

MegaCon 2012: Emerald Rose (11) - Never Split The Party

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