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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 12 Doublemeat Palace
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00:00What? Banded together to be pains in my ass?
00:03We're your arch-nemesis-ses.
00:05Sees.
00:06You might have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time...
00:11Maybe not!
00:17Amy?
00:19How have you been?
00:20Rat.
00:21You?
00:22Dead.
00:23Hmm.
00:24It's nice having another magically inclined friend around.
00:29It's way too early to go home yet.
00:31So what do you want to do?
00:32I have a better idea.
00:33Is it dangerous?
00:35Let's get out of here.
00:39Stani, I'm sorry.
00:41I'm so...
00:42You could have killed her.
00:44I need help.
00:46No more spells. I'm finished.
00:48There's some money stuff we're gonna have to talk to you about.
00:52So you're telling me I'm broke?
00:54How bad is it?
00:56Anya says pretty bad.
00:58Buffy.
00:59Some discussion about, um, what you're gonna do now.
01:04Um, I've been giving that a lot of thought, actually.
01:08And I think I'd figured it out.
01:10Now, I get Warren being a super villainy type, but I thought Jonathan completely learned that lesson.
01:19I've never even heard of this other guy.
01:20I've never heard of this other guy.
01:22You should have seen their headquarters.
01:23It was like the nerd natural habitat.
01:27Well, if we know where they are, shouldn't we do something?
01:29We tried.
01:30We tried.
01:31Buffy was gonna go in there and bust him on the spot.
01:34I'm sensing her.
01:35I'm sensing her not so completely.
01:36Yeah, well, she went in and then...
01:38Speaking of Buffy, isn't she ready?
01:40She's gonna be late for her first day.
01:42Hey, respect the narrative flow much?
01:45Please continue the story of failure.
01:49So, Buffy went in, but they'd cleared out.
01:53And then she brought back this stuff that they left.
01:56Some spell books, some parchments, a couple of rare things, charmed objects, and a conjurer's harp.
02:07And they had other stuff, you know, razor scooters, and pictures of the Vulcan woman on Enterprise.
02:14Ooh.
02:17I mean, nerds.
02:21Okay, see, this is why demons are better than people.
02:24Interesting turn.
02:27When I was a vengeance demon, I caused pain and mayhem, certainly.
02:31But I put in a full day's work doing it, and I got compensated appropriately.
02:37Welcome to today's episode of Go Money Go.
02:40I hear it daily.
02:42Yep, for the rest of your life.
02:45But supervillains want reward without labor to make things come easy.
02:50It's wrong.
02:51Without labor, there can be no payment, and vice versa.
02:55The country cannot progress.
02:57The workers are the tools that shape America.
03:01Good to know.
03:03I was kind of feeling like a tool.
03:07And now I know why.
03:08I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I was kind of feeling like a tool, and I
04:38Two.
04:40This cow and this chicken don't know it yet, but they're destined to become part of it as well.
04:46So what happens when a cow and a chicken get together?
04:49Why, that's a double meat medley!
04:52Let's take a look now at the process of harvesting these two special meats.
04:56Holy crap.
05:06Let's take a look now.
05:36If Meg and Tom were, like, minced.
05:39I'm Manny, the manager.
05:44It's not a joke.
05:45It's just my name.
05:47Right.
05:48You mentioned that a couple of times when I filled out the application.
05:52Why do you want to work here, Buffy?
05:54You seem like a sharp young woman, and there are a lot of other jobs.
05:57Well, I kind of need money pretty quickly, like today, and so I didn't want to go through a lengthy interview process, and I figured this was probably the fastest way to...
06:10...because I wanted to be part of the double meat experience.
06:16Hmm.
06:17Come on.
06:19Let's take a tour.
06:23Phillip, Timothy, this is Buffy.
06:25She's going to work the counter.
06:27Hi.
06:27What happened to the other one?
06:31Catherine.
06:33Emily?
06:34Yeah.
06:35She's gone.
06:38What happened?
06:42Whatever always happens.
06:44You can use this one.
06:50Uh, there's... there's someone's stuff in there.
06:54They must have left it.
06:56You can toss it, or keep what you want.
06:59Sure they're not coming back?
07:00We have a lot of turnover here.
07:06Watch these two.
07:09Are they going to do something?
07:11They're solid.
07:12Follow their example, and you won't go wrong.
07:15They're lifers.
07:16Lifers?
07:18In it for life.
07:19Like me.
07:21You want to get something out of this, Buffy?
07:23You'll do the same.
07:24You put the work in, and ten years from now, you'll be where I am.
07:29I promise you.
07:36Congratulations.
07:38You're on the clock.
07:45This is the kitchen.
07:46The beating heart of the Double Meat Palace.
07:55Wow.
07:57They're all so...
07:58identical.
08:00Yeah.
08:00They all start to look the same to me, too.
08:02Oh, no, not the employees.
08:05The chicken slices.
08:07Yeah, Medley meal number two.
08:22Double-size it.
08:24Drive-through station's over there.
08:26High-pressure job.
08:27You won't need to go in there.
08:28Over there's the grill,
08:30the fryers,
08:31the walk-in freezer.
08:33You don't need to go in there, either.
08:39That's the dehydrated pickle storage.
08:43Those are locked.
08:44Now I want to show you this.
08:47Double medley, Junior.
08:51Look.
08:54The Double Meat Medley.
08:59Oh, I know the medley.
09:01It's just...
09:02The video was kind of graphic
09:05with the slaughter.
09:07A classic double-decker
09:08with a twist.
09:10A pure beefy patty
09:11above the mid-bun
09:12and a slice of processed chicken product
09:14below the mid-bun.
09:16Plus pickles
09:17and the secret ingredient.
09:19Eat it.
09:21Oh, you know,
09:22I had a baked breakfast.
09:24I'll just wait for...
09:29Oh.
09:29But it smells so good.
09:42Mmm.
09:44So,
09:44what is your secret ingredient?
09:47It's a meat process.
09:50Now I think it's time
09:51to start earning your money.
09:52Don't you, Buffy?
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:59So,
10:00what's the deal
10:01with Manny, the manager?
10:02I'm basking really nice.
10:03Can I write a children's book
10:04called that?
10:05Fill this while I get the fries.
10:07Fill this?
10:09I didn't know
10:09there was going to be
10:10drug testing on this job.
10:13You're funny.
10:14You better stop that.
10:16Why?
10:19Productivity.
10:19One of Manny's watchwords.
10:21Levity is the time thief
10:22that picks the pocket
10:23of a company.
10:24I prefer the one that goes,
10:26Manny's a humorless dold
10:27who picks the pocket
10:28if he should bite me.
10:30You really need
10:31to be quiet with that.
10:34Hang on.
10:35Hang.
10:39I'd like a small coffee
10:40and cherry pot.
10:46That's a dollar ninety-two, ma'am.
10:48You've hit so many buttons,
10:50it was like button palooza.
10:53No, it's easy.
10:54Look, there are little pictures
10:56of the food on the buttons.
10:57I hit the coffee button,
10:59then I hit the small button,
11:01and then cherry pie.
11:03There's a picture
11:04of a little fried pie.
11:06Mm-hmm.
11:08Then I hit the total button,
11:10I put the money in the drawer,
11:12I close it,
11:12and it resets the system.
11:13A cocker spaniel could do it.
11:16Here, why don't you take
11:17the next one,
11:18the family,
11:19the regulars.
11:21Hi, I'm new.
11:22I come here every day.
11:26That's nice.
11:28Oh, you really might make it, dear.
11:31Not like some of them,
11:33where suddenly you never see them again.
11:36I can see you here for a long time.
11:39That's great.
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:45Hi.
11:49Welcome to the Double Meat Palace.
11:51May I help you?
11:52Yeah, we need
11:53two number four medley meals,
11:55a junior medley,
11:56a fisherman's medley with bacon,
11:57and a kid's meal,
11:58plus three fries,
12:00a chocolatey shake,
12:01and extra pickles
12:02on one of them.
12:08Excuse me.
12:10Um, this button.
12:11Does it look chocolatey to you?
12:13Let me help you,
12:38Double Meat,
12:38we never see you.
12:39Shh.
12:39Shh.
12:39Shh.
12:39Shh.
12:39Shh.
12:39Shh.
12:40Shh.
12:40Shh.
12:40Shh.
12:43You don't need to be in there.
12:51Sorry.
12:52I was just curious.
12:55Curiosity killed the cat.
13:00Area number five.
13:02Cat burgers.
13:03Cat burgers.
13:13Hey, Buffy.
13:14We're here to support your subsistence-level employment.
13:18Bravo.
13:19This is cool of you guys.
13:21So, Buffy, how's it going?
13:24I don't know.
13:26I've waitressed before, but this is different.
13:30When have you waitressed?
13:33That summer in L.A.
13:35There was a diner, and we had, you know,
13:37lots of people who didn't tip
13:39and funny, funny health code violations,
13:41but it wasn't like it is here.
13:45I think there's something wrong here.
13:49Well, are you okay?
13:51Sorry.
13:52Yeah, something's wrong.
13:56There's this manager, right?
13:59He's all scary and mysterious, you know?
14:03And there's this secret ingredient,
14:05and the people that work here,
14:08they're kind of strange, you know?
14:10They just stare into space.
14:12Plus, they disappear.
14:14Disappear poof?
14:16No, not poof.
14:18Well, I don't think so.
14:19It's fast food.
14:20I've swum these murky waters, my friend.
14:23There's the assorted creepiness.
14:25There's staring.
14:27There's the enthusiastic not showing up at all.
14:29I think you're seeing demons where there's just life.
14:33I didn't say demons.
14:35It's just a vibe.
14:37You guys still haven't seen this manager.
14:40Isn't that him over there?
14:43Getting the pickles wet?
14:45Yeah, with the saddle shoes.
14:47With the glasses?
14:48I don't know.
14:49Maybe it's just the video that's creeping me out
14:51with the cow and the chicken all swirly together.
14:54Hmm, you make me hungry, why don't you?
14:58How's about one of those delicious medley meals?
15:03Okay, you got it.
15:05On me.
15:07Hey, thanks.
15:09See, I think she'll be fine when she settles into the routine.
15:13And by ordering, I'm helping.
15:15And getting a free meal?
15:17Well, yeah.
15:17Well, if you like the food here, honey,
15:20maybe we should get it for the reception.
15:23You're serving burgers?
15:25Cool.
15:26Well, time is running very short.
15:28After Willow gave us the whoosh engagement party,
15:31I got slack on the planning
15:32because I figured she'd help,
15:34but, well, now that's all been blown to hell.
15:37Hey, it's standing right here.
15:39Standing right exactly here.
15:42Sorry.
15:43Didn't mean to tempt you.
15:44That one's so delicate.
15:49Anyway, I still have to select the bridesmaid's dresses.
15:53Well, then there are the guests from out of town
15:55and the ones from the demon realm.
15:56You wouldn't believe how many of them
15:57have yet to let us know either way.
16:00There you go.
16:01And I double-sized it for you.
16:02Oh, thank you.
16:07And cut way back on the cat.
16:10Hot?
16:11Just get one.
16:13Oh, ho, ho, ho.
16:15Probably.
16:28Slow night.
16:36Tina.
16:36Tina.
16:40Since it's slow, you think they'll mind
16:42if I take another break?
16:45We're not allowed.
16:47Downtime robs us all.
16:50That's cool with Manny.
16:51There's no one here.
16:53Sure there is.
16:55Look.
17:02This will make my day complete.
17:06What?
17:06What's in the double-meat nuggets?
17:10I'm working.
17:11Go away.
17:13Yeah, and you chose to be in the consumer service profession,
17:16and I'm a consumer.
17:18Service me.
17:19Order something or go.
17:24Give a bloke a chance for his eyes to adjust.
17:27Damn fluorescent lights.
17:29Make me look dead.
17:31Some demons love them.
17:32The way they vibrate makes the skin twitch.
17:36Is that the kind of demon you are, love?
17:38I'm not a demon.
17:40I don't know why you can hit me,
17:42but I'm not a demon.
17:44I don't know why I'm not a demon.
17:45Oh.
17:47I see.
17:49That way you took this job?
17:53Prove something to yourself.
17:55A normal job for a normal girl?
17:58Good way to drive yourself crazy, that is.
18:01I'll be fine.
18:06Buffy.
18:11You're not happy here.
18:14Please don't make this harder.
18:18You don't belong here.
18:21You're something.
18:24You're better than this.
18:26I need the money.
18:28I can get money.
18:31Walk with me now.
18:33Come on.
18:34I...
18:34I need to go help Gary with the fries.
18:39You're gonna get out of here.
18:40This place will do stuff to you.
18:44This place will kill you.
18:59Someone there?
19:02Oh.
19:03Hey.
19:04What are you doing?
19:05What...
19:05What...
19:05Feels like I just left, you know?
19:25You came back.
19:26I came back.
19:43Gary's gone.
19:45Gary.
19:46Gary.
19:46Oh, the guy that helped me out at the counter yesterday?
19:49He didn't show up this morning.
19:51Well, shift's just starting.
19:55He was supposed to unlock early this morning.
19:58Didn't show.
20:00Pull his card.
20:03Well, I'm...
20:04I'm sure, you know, he was just late.
20:06He didn't seem like he was leaving.
20:08I'm moving Timothy to counter.
20:11You're on grill.
20:12Me?
20:15I've been watching you.
20:17But I...
20:18I don't know how to grill.
20:21Just think.
20:22This is the last day you'll ever be able to say that.
20:25You put the beep on the grill, hit the button, then it beeps.
20:35You flip the beep, hit the other button, then it beeps.
20:40You put it on the bun.
20:43There's not a button for that.
20:46Repeat until I'm seen.
20:51Eliminates variation.
20:53Every burger at every double meat palace is the same.
21:00People don't like variation.
21:03Got it.
21:05Variety is the spice of bad.
21:11So...
21:13What's the secret ingredient?
21:17It's meat process.
21:21What does that mean?
21:23It's a process.
21:25They do it through the meat.
21:27But...
21:28What is it?
21:29Just the name of the process.
21:32Oh.
21:34Yeah.
21:40So I...
21:41Guess we're gonna get...
21:43...kind of greasy, huh?
21:44Mm.
21:48Skin...
21:50...hair...
21:53...eyelashes...
21:56...nostrils...
22:00...inside your ears?
22:05You wanna look inside my ears?
22:06No.
22:07No.
22:10No, that's okay.
22:14Once I noticed I couldn't hear it, went to the doctor.
22:18He said it was grease.
22:20They'd made a plug.
22:24Oh.
22:25Hmm.
22:26They got me a kit.
22:28Kit for cleaning my ears.
22:29It's got this little bulb mechanism.
22:36Imagine that.
22:37Yeah.
22:39Buffy?
22:41Yay!
22:43It's Manny.
22:43You're working a double shift.
22:48What?
22:50Another eight hours?
22:52Right after these eight hours?
22:55But that's...
22:56...so many hours.
22:59You get paid for it.
23:01Plus an extra free double meat medley.
23:03What happened?
23:05Why the double shiftiness?
23:07Gary didn't show.
23:08And now one of my grinder guys is late, too.
23:11But they could still show up, right?
23:13I mean, they could be anywhere.
23:19Maybe it's here.
23:22Yeah, okay. Bye.
23:24Ah, and that was Buffy.
23:26She's working late, so I might have to go.
23:28Damn!
23:30I have been called, and vengeance shall I wreak.
23:34Cower, masculine one.
23:36And tremble as you face my wrath.
23:42Xander, I'm starting to think that maybe we should do a potluck thing.
23:45Honey.
23:47Ah!
23:48Hello.
23:49I am here to tear this man apart.
23:53How many pieces do you wish?
23:56How, Freck?
23:58Anyanka?
23:59Oh, my God!
24:01Hey, you!
24:03How are you?
24:04How are you?
24:05You two...
24:07You know each other?
24:10Funny, Halfric.
24:11I didn't summon you to kill Xander.
24:13I called to invite you to our wedding.
24:15You...
24:16Oh, my...
24:17What an embarrassing mistake!
24:20Oh, my God!
24:21Gorgeous!
24:24Wow.
24:25Um, you two clearly have some catching up to do.
24:28So, I'll, um...
24:30I'll not be in the apartment.
24:35Gosh, it's swell to see you again, Hallie.
24:42I didn't mean to have you materialize all the way here.
24:45I mean, not until the ceremony, I mean.
24:47I guess I got the message garbled.
24:50You know how it is.
24:51Half the time, I have no idea if I'm maiming the right guy.
24:55So, um...
24:58You're marrying that man with the large upper arms?
25:03Yes.
25:04Why?
25:06Well, because I love him.
25:08Hmm.
25:10We're gonna be very happy together.
25:12Hmm.
25:15What?
25:16It's boiling with nothing in it.
25:31Sometimes it does that.
25:33They say bugs fall on there.
25:37Oh, I'm back.
25:39You can go on your break now.
25:40Hmm.
25:40Hmm.
25:40Hmm.
25:40Hmm.
25:46Come in.
26:14It's me.
26:15Don said I could come up.
26:19So, she pissed at you, too, or just at me.
26:24What did you tell her about me?
26:30Do you want something?
26:34Um.
26:36Yeah.
26:38Actually.
26:39I mean, I don't know if you wanted to keep it, or...
26:44You want it?
26:46Really?
26:47Well, yeah.
26:48You know, I mean, it's not much, but it's home.
26:52Or it was.
26:55I don't know.
26:56I guess it's stupid, but...
26:58No, it's not stupid.
27:00You can have it, of course.
27:02You can have it, of course.
27:06Hey.
27:07So, I hear you got this whole cold turkey thing going on.
27:11How's that going?
27:12It's good.
27:13It's really good.
27:15I mean, it was hard at first.
27:19Frustrating, doing everything the slow way.
27:22It was like, is everything going to take forever, forever?
27:29Yeah.
27:31But, uh, it's better now.
27:35I'm getting my focus back.
27:38Mm.
27:40I can see that.
27:44It's a pivotal page.
27:46So, this is it, huh?
27:53This is...
27:54gonna be your life from now on?
27:57What?
28:00No.
28:01Well, you're never gonna do it again.
28:04Ever.
28:05You're never gonna...
28:08feel how it made you feel.
28:10I don't think that's the way to look at it.
28:16Hey, Will.
28:19It's your birthday.
28:23Um, no, it isn't.
28:25But now that you mention it, Buffy's just...
28:29Potestas.
28:36What?
28:40Amy, it's a gift.
28:55It's magic.
28:57And it didn't come from you.
28:59It came from me.
29:01Completely legal.
29:05Enjoy.
29:05Enjoy.
29:25Bye.
29:33Bye.
29:37Bye.
29:37Bye.
29:39Bye.
29:39Bye.
29:40Bye.
29:40Bye.
29:40Bye.
29:40look look what i found under the meat grinder oh my god want to tell me what's going on
30:02i'm not sure try again well there was an accident maybe six weeks ago a grinder incident right but
30:12see this isn't six weeks old this is new it is oh um well maybe gary did come in this morning or i
30:20don't know late last night maybe there was an accident he got himself to the hospital right
30:26maybe he's in the hospital or maybe he's in the grinder huh huh meat processed secret ingredient
30:35maybe gary's on the grill or maybe he's under the pickle chips buffy buffy
30:42stop stop everybody you have to stop stop eating no you can't eat it it's not feed
30:54it's people it's people it's people the meat layer it's definitely people it's people
31:01it's people probably not the chickeny part but who knows who knows what about the cherry pie
31:09what are you doing i thought you were part of the team
31:21you are fired
31:31tell me more about xander
31:39you keep asking about him do you think i'm making a mistake
31:45do you know xander he he's very kind and brave and he has the sweetest smile and the nice body and
32:00he loves me i mean sometimes it isn't easy but he does who told you that it isn't easy to love you
32:08well you know i'll do something or say something and and then he has to say stuff like
32:17it's incorrect for you to appreciate money so much or or observe here's how a real human would behave
32:26oh so he corrects you
32:28well no it's just
32:31well no i mean now i'm all confused i mean what do you do you think there's something wrong with
32:38with the way he treats me
32:40do you
32:42okay you have to stop doing that i love xander
32:46even though he thinks he knows better than you
32:48but but he doesn't he doesn't think that okay i'm sorry i was just curious
32:54you know you don't have to say another thing about it if you're not comfortable
33:00but but i am i mean it's it's not like i'm hiding any deficiencies or anything
33:06hmm
33:12well i have absolutely no threes
33:14go fish
33:20i call an emergency meeting and this is it
33:22where's willow where's anya
33:24i couldn't find willow i knocked knocked on our door
33:28and anya's entertaining a vengeance demon named hallie
33:30say buff did you ever see anya as a demon
33:34because if that's it
33:36whoa
33:38there's something wrong with the dopamine palace
33:40really wrong
33:42have you been demon fighting
33:44is that why you smell funny
33:46no i'm talking about
33:48oh
33:52that's great
33:54that's that's just great
33:56i try to do the simplest thing in the world
33:58get an ordinary job in a well-lit place
34:00and look i'm right back where i started
34:02blood and death and funky smells
34:04look
34:06look what i found
34:08near the grinder
34:10ew
34:12whose is that
34:14i don't know
34:16it might be this guy named gary
34:18only one in the whole place who didn't seem all brain dead
34:20he didn't show up this morning
34:22except now i think he was there the whole time
34:24except now i think he was there the whole time
34:26as the secret ingredient
34:28we need to analyze that burger
34:30we need to find out if it used to be people
34:32what
34:36people
34:38sander you ate the burger
34:40well first you say it's cash
34:42then you come in hand me a burger
34:44blah blah blah
34:46five minutes later oh and by the way it happens to be
34:48hot delicious human flesh
34:50i needed that burger to analyze it
34:52now i'm gonna have to get another one
34:54that's your problem this scenario
34:56you getting seconds
34:58lane
35:00lane sorry i
35:02i was reading for school
35:04well highlighting anyway
35:06anyway lane
35:08yeah you just
35:10missed the gary burger
35:12what are we doing let's jump right in
35:14did sander
35:16say something about food
35:22you wouldn't want any
35:24apparently the double meat medley is people
35:28whoa
35:30bad
35:32i bet it's not even just this one time
35:34or even this one town
35:36there are double meat palaces all over california
35:38i've eaten there a lot
35:40well everyone has
35:42they've got the perfect deal
35:44everyone expects high turnover of the employees
35:46that they get the meat for nothing
35:48and
35:50and they have us disposing of the bodies
35:52how sick is that
35:54we need to bring down the whole corporation
35:56well zander
35:58ate the burger
36:00is there any way for sure to figure out what it was
36:02oh yeah i can
36:04start analyzing it with science
36:06not
36:08i can use science
36:10you ate it
36:12um we have the wrapper
36:14there's little scribbles of meat on the wrapper
36:16okay good
36:18you guys get working on that
36:20it's after closing so i'm gonna go there and see what i can find out
36:22cool
36:24you go we'll be good
36:26are you okay
36:32are you okay
36:34i'm just worried about buffy
36:36she could be walking into anything
36:40you
36:54you
36:56you
36:58you
37:00you
37:02you
37:04you
37:06you
37:32you
37:34you
37:36you
37:38you
37:46you
37:48you
37:51you
37:52you
37:53really
37:54were a lifer
37:56don't need magic
38:00don't need it
38:02don't need it
38:04my friend Janice
38:06her sister's a lawyer
38:08you think I should sue over the burger
38:12that's interesting
38:14no
38:16I just mean
38:17Buffy's never gonna be a lawyer
38:21or a doctor
38:23anything big
38:25she's a slayer
38:27she saves the whole world
38:28that's way bigger
38:29but that means she's gonna have like crap jobs
38:33her whole life right
38:34minimum wage stuff
38:36I mean I could still grow up to be anything
38:39but for her
38:41this is it
38:43okay
38:45but maybe you'll be a lawyer
38:47or a doctor and you can use all your money
38:49to support your deadbeat sister
38:50oh that's terrifically
38:53better thanks
38:54hey guys
38:56I think I've got it
38:58good job Will
38:59those aren't like potions are they
39:03no
39:03no potions
39:04it's not magic
39:06it's chemistry
39:08you can tell by how damn slow it is
39:11I made a solution
39:13that reacts to the proteins in human blood
39:16so we're pretty close to knowing for certain
39:19I'm here
39:23I'm here
39:25we're doing chemistry
39:27oh
39:28so sorry I hurried
39:31hey did your friend have a good time
39:33and then leave
39:34she's gone
39:35so on
39:38the way she looked
39:39with the face
39:41that wasn't what you used to look like
39:44was it
39:44is there something wrong with that
39:46I mean did you think she was unattractive
39:49okay is there any answer to that question
39:52that won't make you nuts
39:52Afrik was always considered to be a great beauty
39:56well hon she was a little
39:59there was some veininess
40:01hold this
40:03okay
40:06if the solution reacts to the proteins
40:08then I'll be able to see it
40:11I mean
40:12I'll be able to look through the microscope
40:14and then see it
40:16it's not like you're so perfect either
40:20what with your
40:21strangely large upper arms
40:24and your tendency to criticize
40:26huh
40:27what do you see
40:29there's no reaction
40:32oh god no
40:33there's no reaction
40:34which means it's not human
40:37it's not human
40:38it's not human
40:41well is it demon meat
40:44I mean maybe someone's
40:47you know
40:48killing demons
40:49and using them as a cheap source of meat
40:51I mean we've all heard of that
40:53and by the way
40:54I'm opposed to using demon meat
40:56no matter how much money it saves
40:57does that surprise you
40:59again I say huh
41:01no
41:02I'm not sure what I'm seeing
41:05cellulose
41:06there's something weird here
41:14scalp
41:29wig
41:34wig lady
41:37oh dear
41:40wig lady
41:42is that what they call me
41:44I don't care for that
41:49I mean
41:52I have to do something
41:54to hide this
41:56it's paralyzing
42:05don't try to move dear
42:07you really can't
42:10much
42:10oh
42:11paralysis spreads upward
42:29by the way
42:30oh you may want to flail your arms a bit
42:34while you still can
42:36did I tell you
42:38you're my favorite
42:41double meat workers
42:45you're so full of double meat burgers
42:50and you just slide down
42:52so smooth
42:54oh
42:56I just love the paralysis
42:58it means I can eat you slowly
43:02I know you're under there
43:31Buffy
43:34are you in there
43:35I can't see you inside
43:38Buffy
43:40if you're in there
43:42the burger isn't people
43:44they aren't even meat
43:51it's all processed vegetables
43:54isn't that weird
43:55Buffy
43:59there's more
44:01something happened today
44:04and
44:04it wasn't my fault
44:06it
44:07it was Amy's fault
44:09but I feel too bad about it
44:11it was Amy's power
44:13but
44:13but it felt like I was doing everything myself
44:16and
44:17and I couldn't stop
44:19and now
44:20it's gone
44:21and I feel kind of shaky
44:22and
44:23like I
44:24I need it
44:25Buffy
44:25Buffy
44:43something fell
44:44Buffy
44:54Buffy
44:54Buffy
44:54Buffy
44:56visitor
44:57how nice
44:59miss me
45:10Buffy
45:24are you all right
45:27Buffy
45:28Buffy
45:38are you all right
45:39Buffy
45:40I think it's wearing off
45:43I did it
45:44I killed her Buffy
45:45look
45:45hey
45:54hey
45:55Hey, Amy, can I come in?
46:15My new place isn't set up, and I wanted to borrow some stuff like detergent.
46:18You really can't.
46:22I can't borrow detergent?
46:24Well, when they start calling me Stinky Amy, I'm just going to say, hey, not my fault.
46:29I can't spend time with you anymore.
46:33What?
46:34You can't come in here again.
46:37What's up? You didn't like your birthday present?
46:41That's right.
46:44You're telling me that you didn't have a genuine blast.
46:49Come on, that was a sweet spell.
46:51It was like a trip to Disneyland without the lines.
46:55You don't get it.
46:57What you did to me was wrong.
47:00Do you have any idea how much harder that makes just everything?
47:05You know what I notice?
47:06You're not denying that you had fun.
47:11Shut up.
47:12Oh, yeah. Sharp argument you got there.
47:15Were you on the debate team?
47:16I forget.
47:17I forgot a lot while you were failing to make me be not a rat.
47:23Amy, if you really are my friend, you better stay away from me.
47:30And if you really aren't, you better stay away from me.
47:37Oh, yeah.
48:00Yeah.
48:02Hi.
48:04You must be the new manager.
48:07I'm Buffy Summers.
48:09I'm Lorraine Ross.
48:11They called me in when Manny did his disappearing act.
48:13You hear about that?
48:15Guy just disappeared.
48:17Yeah.
48:18I think...
48:20I think that used to happen a lot around here.
48:23Buffy Summers.
48:25I heard about you.
48:27Caused a big scene.
48:30Oh, yeah.
48:32Practical joke's not really right for the workplace.
48:35I so get that now.
48:38Anyway, I just wanted to return my uniform.
48:41Oh.
48:42Most people don't even bother.
48:51The double meat medley.
48:54Is vegetables?
48:56How do you know that?
49:00So I guess it's true.
49:04Um...
49:05Close the door.
49:10Have a seat.
49:17It's a form and texturized, vegetable-based meat-like product suitable for grinding.
49:22It's blended with large amounts of rendered beef fat for flavor.
49:25But the secret ingredient in the beef is beef?
49:31Buffy.
49:32You know something powerful here.
49:34Do you understand that?
49:35The double meat reputation is built on a foundation of...
49:39Well, meat.
49:41You can't spread this around.
49:43I get that.
49:44It's a valuable secret, isn't it?
49:45Is there something you want?
49:46I really need money.
49:48You want money?
49:49You want money?
49:50No.
49:51I mean, yes.
49:52But no.
49:53I...
49:54I...
49:55I...
49:56Well, I...
49:57I...
49:58I...
49:59I...
50:00I...
50:01I...
50:02I...
50:03I...
50:04I...
50:05I...
50:06I...
50:07I...
50:08I want to work.
50:09I...
50:10I...
50:11I...
50:12I...
50:13I...
50:14I...
50:15I...
50:16I...
50:17I...
50:18I...
50:19I...
50:20I...
50:21I'd really like to not be fired anymore.
50:23I don't want any more practical jokes.
50:26I mean it.
50:28I promise.
50:30Well, I'm a little short-handed right now, and you're already trained.
50:37I think you cannot be fired.
50:43That's...
50:44That's great.
50:45I...
50:46I can do the job.
50:47I promise that too.
50:48I certainly hope so.
50:50I don't like short timers, Buffy.
50:52I like people who want to be here.
50:56Maybe you didn't take this job seriously before, but from now on...
51:02See this?
51:04I want you to be shooting for this from here on out.
51:09Right.
51:11From here on out.
51:14I've been waiting for you.
51:15I should not be if you let your house look right because...
51:16You'll wait.
51:18I'm waiting for you.
51:19I will wait there.
51:20Hey.
51:21How many trees are left?
51:22I should not be slood.
51:23I'll have that.
51:24edensuddy.
51:25I don't want to read.
51:27I haven't seen anything before.
51:28This is not Steam Hotel.
51:29Min?
51:30You'd be the one being in the realm ofED River.
51:32This is my home.
51:33You're so cute.
51:34Of course, I'll love you.
51:35You're actually looking back to me.
51:36Grr, argh.
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