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00:00I was eight years old.
00:03I almost got kidnapped.
00:04I'll make it funny.
00:05It came out weird.
00:07Blonde hair, looked like exactly Macaulay Culkin.
00:10And I was kind of tan, I was like, shorts.
00:13I mean, it was almost entrapment.
00:17I'm a bit of a dandelion.
00:18I don't know if you can tell.
00:19I look tough on TV, but these quads are deceiving.
00:24Down, ladies.
00:40Bye, bye-bye.
00:41Bye.
00:42Bye.
00:43Bye.
00:46Bye-bye.
00:48Bye-bye.
00:50Bye-bye.
00:52Bye.
00:54Bye.
00:56Bye.
00:58Bye.
00:58Bye.