Slimy Little Bastards | movie | 2015 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Slimy Little Bastards is a little creatures anthology horror movie. There are three stories as told by the Curator - an  | dG1fSllVZXhidjRkWGM

Transcript

00:00Three most prized possessions in my very loose collection.

00:07Three stories from a madman,

00:12with a collection from hell.

00:17I must now tell if your rabbit feet will stay still,

00:20while I tell a tale of slimy thrills and evil chills.

00:26And organic shit.

00:33They're slimy.

00:35Would you like to know why?

00:37Not really.

00:38I see that I shall continue to tell the story about brain busters.

00:44They're little.

00:46Ah, the jar that brought you here.

00:48My car brought me here.

00:50Let's see if you feel that way after.

00:54The Crusties.

00:57They're bastards.

01:06Slimey little bastards.

01:12With...

01:13I am a good person.

01:16That was the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard in my whole goddamn life.

01:31I should get a reroll that's clearly a fucking...

01:34It's like the roll off the table roll, man.

01:36It's into the cheese.

01:37I've been trying to fucking shit so bad all my life.

01:40Come on, you slimy little bastard.

01:42Slimy little bastards.