Here are some commercials that aired during the Cinema 36 Late Night movie presentation of The Bawdy Adventures of Tom Jones:
1. WUPW Cinema 36 Latenight Open (most)
2. Parental Guiadance Discretion bumper
3. MPAA Rated R Screen
4. Universal Pictures (1976)
5. Cigarrest
6. (same as #2)
7. Krystal Klear Swimming Pool
8. The Maumee Car Source
9. The 700 Club promo
10. (same as #2 & #5)
11. Yoplait Soft Frozen Yogurt
12. LoanMaker
13. Sweetheart Watch Set
14. (same as #2, #5, & #9)
15. Psycology Today
16. (same as #2, #4, #8, & #12)
17. Credit Power
18. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12 & #14)
19. WUPW-TV 36 On Screen Station ID Bug
20. The All Time Gospel Favorites
21. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, & #16)
22. Crosby Gardens Rally By The River
23. Reelhose
22. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, #16 & #19)
23. Secure Care Insurance
24. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, #16, #19 & #22)
25. Little Caesars Pizza! Pizza!
26. (same as #20)
27. Spiderman on VHS or Beta
28. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, #16, and #24)
29. (same as #17)
30. WUPW Cinema 36 Latenight Close
31. WUPW-TV 36 Station ID (1986)
32. WUPW Sign Off (1986)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
1. WUPW Cinema 36 Latenight Open (most)
2. Parental Guiadance Discretion bumper
3. MPAA Rated R Screen
4. Universal Pictures (1976)
5. Cigarrest
6. (same as #2)
7. Krystal Klear Swimming Pool
8. The Maumee Car Source
9. The 700 Club promo
10. (same as #2 & #5)
11. Yoplait Soft Frozen Yogurt
12. LoanMaker
13. Sweetheart Watch Set
14. (same as #2, #5, & #9)
15. Psycology Today
16. (same as #2, #4, #8, & #12)
17. Credit Power
18. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12 & #14)
19. WUPW-TV 36 On Screen Station ID Bug
20. The All Time Gospel Favorites
21. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, & #16)
22. Crosby Gardens Rally By The River
23. Reelhose
22. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, #16 & #19)
23. Secure Care Insurance
24. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, #16, #19 & #22)
25. Little Caesars Pizza! Pizza!
26. (same as #20)
27. Spiderman on VHS or Beta
28. (same as #2, #4, #8, #12, #14, #16, and #24)
29. (same as #17)
30. WUPW Cinema 36 Latenight Close
31. WUPW-TV 36 Station ID (1986)
32. WUPW Sign Off (1986)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
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12:02Parental guidance is suggested.
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14:36Parental guidance is suggested.
14:39No purse on this one.
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16:49This motion picture contains explicit scenes
16:52of an adult nature.
16:53Parental guidance is suggested.
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17:13You do.
17:14Without homeowner's insurance,
17:16who pays?
17:17You do.
17:18If you're over 65,
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19:07This motion picture contains
19:09explicit scenes of an adult nature.
19:11Parental guidance is suggested.
19:17Yeah, give me that.
19:20Hi, Pepeloni and Shane.
19:22Time to go for pizza, Ricky.
19:23Dad, I'm ordering our pizza
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21:25contains explicit scenes
21:27of an adult nature.
21:28Parental guidance is suggested.
21:34Look after the girls, Sam.
21:37I'm going to bed
21:38for the pukies, darling.
21:40Yes, Mrs. Walters.
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21:56Nick Nolte stars in Under Fire, tomorrow night at 9.
22:04Then at midnight, a pair of bumblers find various adventures while trying to stay clear of the cops.
22:11Don't miss Cheech and Chong's next movie, tomorrow night at midnight on 36.
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