Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:50Oh, damn it.
00:02:51Shit.
00:02:52I'm so sorry.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:54Oh, my God.
00:02:55Asher?
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59It's here.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:01Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Sure.
00:03:04Let's go on.
00:03:05How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:06Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:07We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:08I think you swear.
00:03:09Thanks.
00:03:10Friends forever.
00:03:11Stop doing that.
00:03:12What the hell?
00:03:13Oh, my God.
00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:17Asher?
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:19Asher?
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Asher?
00:03:22What are you doing?
00:03:23Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you?
00:03:24Sam.
00:03:25Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:26Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:27Sure.
00:03:28Sure.
00:03:29Sure.
00:03:30How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:31Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:39We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pink swear?
00:03:43Pinky swear.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:55What about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at Gengard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01My biggest client.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:05Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:19What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers mate.
00:04:36How about we?
00:04:39Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:50Huh.
00:04:51I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:52You're not your wing man.
00:04:55I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:57I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:58You're not your wing man.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01Oh, man.
00:05:02I'll be your wing.
00:05:03I'll be your wing man.
00:05:04You think so.
00:05:05Whoa.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:07:22Let's do that again.
00:08:02on my brain hey that means since we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was
00:08:15a bad idea why because asher you're one of my best friends fuck sex reminds everything i suppose
00:08:28you're right but still but still
00:08:36i have a proposition what friends with benefits sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each
00:08:49other interesting
00:09:01okay sold
00:09:05and benefits
00:09:19and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:35hello ladies asher
00:09:47you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends
00:09:56what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:10:01i know i actually own the company i work at he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything
00:10:10about you i've been busy since college clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure
00:10:19good to see you beth you too oh what a man
00:10:27what's this
00:10:39i took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract
00:10:44a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship
00:10:47okay article one nobody knows it might get in the way of us seeing other people
00:10:54good point article two we meet at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time
00:11:00okay
00:11:00article three honesty and transparency are a must agree
00:11:06article four article four article five article five once one party sleeps with another person
00:11:21the agreement is over i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:27fine fine and finally
00:11:38friends first friends first friends first
00:11:51let's see
00:11:57let's see
00:12:08and
00:12:48No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do too.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:53Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:02So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:59Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
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00:15:00Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:09Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:13Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:21I like your pen.
00:15:23I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color.
00:15:28Heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:30What about sports?
00:15:34Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:37I can't do that.
00:15:38If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:43Marry?
00:15:44You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:55Me and Asher?
00:15:57No, no, no, no.
00:16:00Never.
00:16:01Please.
00:16:02We're, we're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12Super cute.
00:16:13Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:16What?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:23I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:39Um...
00:16:40I...
00:16:44Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:13That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:28I should really head out.
00:17:31Um, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:38It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:53No, no.
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:57Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:17Beth?
00:18:18It was nice.
00:18:19We have a lot in common.
00:18:20Are you...
00:18:21Jealous?
00:18:23No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:26Did you sleep together?
00:18:27No.
00:18:28But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:32Beth?
00:18:34She's an animal.
00:18:35Oh, God.
00:18:36Oh, God.
00:18:37God.
00:18:38Stop it.
00:18:39Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:41Not for Beth.
00:18:42You don't.
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:44Yeah.
00:18:45My days at one-night stands are over.
00:18:46I want to wait.
00:18:47Just in case she is the one.
00:18:49You never know.
00:18:50I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:51I'm never getting married.
00:18:52I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:53Oh.
00:18:54You do you.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:08I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Come on.
00:19:31It's my fudge.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:38That was rude.
00:20:08You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont.
00:20:35You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:20:52Hey.
00:21:10Hey, shit, I'm so sorry, my bad, my fault, hang on, you got a tissue, here, let me, hey,
00:21:39what are you doing, stop cock-fucking me, oh, I didn't realize, hey Asher, Eric, okay, well, see you guys later, here, thank you, um, I'm Leanne, by the way, I'm Eric,
00:22:09that was fun, yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun, both, okay, you gotta watch out for him,
00:22:24he's a player, so what, you think I can't handle myself, no, that's not what I'm saying,
00:22:31oh my god, are you jealous, no, I'm not jealous, why would I be jealous, we're friends with benefits,
00:22:41remember, yeah, you don't have to be a dick about it, okay, I'm not being a dick,
00:22:48you're just making another bad choice,
00:22:50I can handle myself, yeah, fine, be that way,
00:22:57you know, maybe things are getting too complicated,
00:23:03maybe we need to end this arrangement,
00:23:10maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men,
00:23:15maybe you should go fuck yourself,
00:23:21maybe I will,
00:23:24yes,
00:23:27flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lamont,
00:23:38that's me, oh my god, thank you,
00:23:42I'm Eric,
00:23:46what are you doing here,
00:23:54had a meeting with best dad,
00:23:59Mr. Merrick,
00:24:00yes,
00:24:03they're nice,
00:24:07listen,
00:24:12I'm really sorry about last night,
00:24:15I was out of line,
00:24:17no,
00:24:18no,
00:24:19I was out of line,
00:24:21I'm so sorry about the slap,
00:24:27oh my god,
00:24:29yeah,
00:24:30I deserved it,
00:24:31friends forever,
00:24:36friends forever,
00:24:39dinner later,
00:24:44sounds awesome,
00:24:46someone's in a good mood,
00:25:08oh it's just,
00:25:09I'm just so happy,
00:25:12you know Leanne,
00:25:14I think I like Asher a lot,
00:25:17I think he could be the one,
00:25:19oh,
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love,
00:25:24you've only just started dating,
00:25:25have you ever had a connection,
00:25:28that's just so deep,
00:25:30so immediate,
00:25:32that you just know,
00:25:33yeah,
00:25:36that's us,
00:25:38you know,
00:25:41he told me,
00:25:41he wants us to wait,
00:25:43for sex,
00:25:44he says he wants to build,
00:25:45a strong foundation first,
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous,
00:25:52oh,
00:25:53no,
00:25:55I don't know,
00:25:55I,
00:25:56I just want him to be happy,
00:25:58by the way,
00:25:58I love your lipstick,
00:25:59it's so unique,
00:26:01what color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink,
00:26:04I love it,
00:26:06anyway,
00:26:07gotta go,
00:26:08toodles,
00:26:09why are you so down?
00:26:19what's wrong?
00:26:22nothing,
00:26:23famous last words,
00:26:26is it,
00:26:27attic?
00:26:29of course not,
00:26:31how's Beth,
00:26:32by the way,
00:26:34she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her,
00:26:36yeah,
00:26:37you never know,
00:26:37give me your hand,
00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen,
00:26:44come on,
00:26:45okay,
00:26:46okay,
00:26:48this,
00:26:49is your lifeline,
00:26:51it's long,
00:26:53if you have a nice long life,
00:26:55okay,
00:26:56this,
00:26:57is your headline,
00:26:59for wisdom,
00:27:00and,
00:27:01looks like you have done some stupid things,
00:27:05and this,
00:27:10is your love line,
00:27:12so you've got a rocky beginning,
00:27:14over here,
00:27:15but you have a long line of love ahead of you,
00:27:20you want to go home and fuck,
00:27:43great idea,
00:27:45long line,
00:27:48fine,
00:27:48you,
00:28:00mom,
00:28:00I,
00:28:01I,
00:28:02I,
00:28:03I now,
00:28:03I,
00:28:04I say,
00:28:05wow,
00:28:06I,
00:28:08I,
00:28:09I,
00:28:09I,
00:28:10I,
00:28:10I,
00:28:11I,
00:28:12I,
00:28:13I,
00:28:15It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:40Do you have a key?
00:28:55Oh, nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:28My front door!
00:29:40That's...
00:29:43How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:53What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:30:08Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10I'm leaving.
00:30:11I'm getting dressed.
00:30:12I'm going.
00:30:13I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:14I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:15You didn't do anything.
00:30:16It was me.
00:30:17I fucked up.
00:30:18You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:20It wasn't.
00:30:21It isn't.
00:30:22It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is.
00:30:25It was.
00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:33...
00:30:34...
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:36...
00:30:38...
00:30:39...
00:30:42...
00:30:45...
00:30:47...
00:30:48I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I don't want to fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:22You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:46Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:53Please, give me another chance.
00:31:56I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:23Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:25I'm so confused.
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:37I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:42I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:45Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00Call me.
00:33:01Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:24It's Eric.
00:33:46Leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see
00:33:55what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:16Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:23we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the Monday?
00:35:22Fabulous.
00:35:24Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:29Easy.
00:35:30Easy.
00:35:31Easy.
00:35:31Easy.
00:35:32Easy.
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00:35:54A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:24I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:24She was that she was so happy for the world to live.
00:37:25I guess her daughter is a lot too late.
00:37:26She was your child. She would not change her new life.
00:37:29She was one of the things she was a little but she wasn't the only girl's little girl.
00:37:34She was a beautiful girl. She was a little girl.
00:37:36She was a little girl. She was a little girl.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey, your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:01She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09It's all embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:46angec Eye.
00:40:16Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:45You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:06She'll sue.
00:41:06Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Shit.
00:41:32Shit.
00:41:36Shit.
00:41:36Shit.
00:41:40Shit.
00:41:44Shit.
00:41:44AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
00:42:44Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you and Leanne.
00:43:38I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Clearly not.
00:44:03I am not a cheater.
00:44:08I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:18I do.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:23You're welcome.
00:44:53I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:52Oh, he's being picked up.
00:46:00I see your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog!
00:46:06Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:08Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:27Hello!
00:46:31Did you get my messages?
00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:36I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you,
00:46:38and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:47:01Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:06You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:15Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:19Ever.
00:47:20Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now!
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:35Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's the source?
00:47:48Oh my god.
00:47:49Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:03But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:24Asha?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:40What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Old job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:06Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:22Nobody do it.
00:49:30Can't afford you.
00:49:34Don't have anything.
00:49:35Can't find you off the treasures.
00:52:06Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:33It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:40It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50Huntington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53Come on.
00:52:55Come on.
00:52:55Come on.
00:52:55Come on.
00:52:55Come on.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:00Come on.
00:53:05Shit.
00:53:06He blocked me?
00:53:07Beth.
00:53:08Beth.
00:53:20Beth.
00:53:23Bess?
00:53:53Bess?
00:54:22Bess?
00:54:37Oh my god.
00:54:40She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Bess, you set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:59And I won.
00:55:02You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:09I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:13I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:24I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:26I promise.
00:55:27Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:35Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:40I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:45Don't hurt me.
00:55:46Okay?
00:55:47I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:48But you've gotta go.
00:55:57I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:03You've gotta go.
00:56:06No!
00:56:07I can't...
00:56:08No!
00:56:09I can't.
00:56:10No...
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:15No.
00:56:16No!
00:56:21I can't.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23No!
00:56:38I don't know.
00:57:08No!
00:57:23Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:26You're not going anywhere!
00:57:30You're crazy.
00:57:32You're never getting away with this!
00:57:34Oh, and I will. See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:52You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:56Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:07In the morning 10 p.m.
00:58:09...
00:58:10It was sure.
00:58:11Thanks, ITV.
00:58:12We didn't see badntil.
00:58:13It was really bad.
00:58:14This but there's probablynt like a battlefield.
00:58:16That's talking about here.
00:58:18June 18th, and you Dennigke would win.
00:58:19I haven't been out on Tinder!
00:58:20This games will know its majority of friends,
00:58:34I don't know.
00:59:04No.
00:59:11What?
00:59:22What?
00:59:34Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:56Come on!
00:59:58Come on!
01:00:12Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop!
01:00:22What are you doing here? Keep going fast!
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it!
01:00:45Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:08No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:30I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:40Get off me!
01:01:42Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No!
01:01:48No, no, no, no!
01:01:50No, no, no, no!
01:01:51I!
01:01:52Beth, I won't do it!
01:01:53Take me!
01:01:54Asher, run over me!
01:01:55You're not going to be alive!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:01Yeah, I think so.
01:02:03Okay.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Good.
01:02:06God!
01:02:07Someone grab a chair!
01:02:10You okay?
01:02:11Yeah, I think so.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:14Good.
01:02:15God!
01:02:16Someone grab a chair!
01:02:18Babe.
01:02:19Hey.
01:02:20Hey.
01:02:21Wake up, babe.
01:02:22Baby, wake up.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:25Wake up, baby.
01:02:26Hey.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Wake up.
01:02:29Wake up, baby.
01:02:30Hey.
01:02:31Wake up.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Hey.
01:02:34Wake up.
01:02:35Wake up, baby.
01:02:36Leanne.
01:02:37Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:42I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:59Asher, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:09Let me help you.
01:03:11Huh.
01:03:16Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:41They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:50I could go the whole home.
01:03:52Yes, it does take much longer job watching.
01:03:53You deadly.
01:03:55Yeah, yes.
01:03:56That used to be common.
01:03:57And it pretty quickly.
01:03:58Yes.
01:03:59And for all of us, we begin.
01:04:00There is the hospital for the third body at night.
01:04:01Jen the cleaning day.
01:04:02Now you are waiting for them.
01:04:03Sometimes, Pete in the hospital has to pare to ride me.
01:04:05Oh, but until I was frozen as the human body.
01:04:06Yes.
01:04:07If he faites it with the wall, because he doesn't have lost the plane.
01:04:08Since you are here, I am over the disaster, my death, that is helping people believe.