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Kahani Har Bank Ki - Part 2 | Unique MicroFilms | Comedy Skit | UMF
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00:00uh
00:02enough is enough
00:06I have to tell you guys this
00:08who made a banker
00:10you don't know what you did in the bank
00:12who doesn't know what you do
00:14what you can do in the bank
00:16who doesn't know what you do
00:18that's the bank
00:20so the fact that
00:22you've got to write about
00:24you're going to write about
00:26who you do
00:28Banker means that if we don't do anything, then how will we become a banker?
00:31What is it, sir?
00:32One thing you have to understand is that you meet thousands of people in the world,
00:36but you have to remember what you do.
00:38In the same way, our bank will not do anything, then how will we keep our bank?
00:41Oh, shit!
00:43I have told you that these bankers are ready to come here.
00:45People don't see you here, you don't see them here.
00:47I don't know when you understand.
00:48Yes, sir.
00:49Okay, okay, go and sit on your seat.
00:51But once, open your mouth and open your mouth.
00:53If you don't have 10-15 people in my cabin, then I have to give you all of them.
00:58Go!
00:59Guys, let's clean these people with the name of the bank.
01:02LBL Bank.
01:03The name is Zalalotka.
01:15Hello, brother.
01:16Hello, brother.
01:17How can I help you?
01:18Brother, I have an account.
01:20Okay, you have to open an account.
01:22Who do you want to do it?
01:23Brother, how do you do it?
01:24Madam, you are from the bank.
01:26I have to open all the money accounts here.
01:27I have to open a TikTok account.
01:28Yes, brother.
01:29You have to apologize.
01:30TikTok is my account.
01:32Well, you open the money.
01:34Okay, okay.
01:35Tell me about saving.
01:36I don't have to open the current account.
01:39I don't have to pay money.
01:40I don't have to pay my savings account.
01:43Okay, so you open the saving account.
01:44You have to open the table number 2.
01:46You have to go with it.
01:47So, you don't have to get this.
01:49I don't have to open the money.
01:51Oh, I am going to understand my story.
01:53This department is not my account.
01:54The account will open the money.
01:55Sir, what are you going to do?
01:56No, brother.
01:56Don't try to understand your account.
01:58I don't know.
01:59I don't know that my account is opened by someone.
02:01I believe they have to open the money.
02:04Let me open the money.
02:09Okay, tell me your first name.
02:10Shabo.
02:11Brother, first name is your first name.
02:13Brother, you don't have to ask me.
02:15I don't have to say my first name.
02:17Oh, madam.
02:17Why are you doing this wrong?
02:19Say my name.
02:20I am wrong.
02:20You are wrong me.
02:22You are wrong me.
02:22I am wrong.
02:22I don't have to ask you first.
02:23I am wrong, Shabnam Khalid.
02:25Shabnam Khalid.
02:27How do you get money?
02:27No.
02:28I am wrong.
02:29You are right.
02:30You are reading the puzzle.
02:30I am reading the money.
02:31I am wrong.
02:31You are wrong.
02:32You are wrong.
02:33You are wrong.
02:34You are wrong.
02:35I can't tell you this story
02:37Oh madam, how do you speak about this?
02:38This basic information is available
02:40You have to write an account open
02:41Okay, okay, let's go
02:44What are you saying?
02:45TikTok Live
02:46Let's say a little bit
02:47TikTok Live
02:48Okay, TikTok
02:49I'm not sure you've heard of it
02:50I'm not sure you've heard of it
02:51I'm not sure you've heard of it
02:53What are you doing?
02:55TikTok Live
02:56I don't have to buy a number
02:57No, you don't know
02:58You've understood me
02:59I don't have to buy a number
03:00I don't have to buy a number
03:02I don't have to buy a number
03:03I don't have to buy a number
03:04I don't have to buy a number
03:07I don't have to buy a number
03:08I don't have to buy a number
03:10I don't have to buy a number
03:11They all go to my table
03:15Listen to me
03:16I told you so much
03:18that when we sell gifts
03:19I told you to sell it
03:20I was surprised
03:21I was surprised
03:22I'm so much frustrated
03:24and I saw you
03:25I told you
03:26Madam, come on
03:27I've got a room with clothes
03:29Take the shirt
03:31What's the matter?
03:32Why are you giving up?
03:33I'm not sure I'm going to
03:33foreign
03:55foreign
03:59foreign
04:01oh
04:03yeah
04:05oh
04:07oh
04:09oh
04:11oh
04:13oh
04:15oh
04:17oh
04:19oh
04:21oh
04:23oh
04:25oh
04:27oh
04:29oh
04:31oh
04:37oh
04:39oh
04:41oh
04:43oh
04:45oh
04:47oh
04:53oh
04:55foreign
05:07foreign
05:09foreign
05:15foreign
05:21foreign
05:23foreign
05:37foreign
05:51I don't understand why people are eating money.
05:54Where are you from?
05:56Sarji, he has a pin written in the pin,
05:58so he doesn't get paid.
05:59Oh, son, you will get paid for the money.
06:02What? You're going to get out of the money.
06:04My mother, you're going to get out of the money.
06:06My mother is not going to get out of the money.
06:08How do you get out of the money?
06:10Sarji, I'm going to get out of the money.
06:13Oh, man, you're going to get out of the money.
06:15I'm going to get out of the money.
06:16Let's go.
06:17foreign
06:24foreign
06:31foreign
06:36foreign
06:41What about you?
06:43That's it
06:45That's it
06:48What about you?
06:49What about you?
06:51What about you?
06:52What about you?
06:54I don't understand
06:55What about you?
06:57What about you?
06:58That's it
06:59What about you?
07:01I don't know
07:03My daughter is still awake
07:05But in the experience
07:06What is happening?
07:06What's happening?
07:07Who is happening tonight?
07:08Don't you miss this?
07:09Today is the video
07:10You've lost your time again.
07:11Okay, what's up?
07:13In the past 4 weeks, you've come so many people in the document.
07:15Every time you say that you're down.
07:17Dude, why don't you do that?
07:18The server will be sitting at me.
07:21There's a lot of money when you come to the server down.
07:23I don't want to hear it.
07:25I don't want to hear it.
07:27I don't want to hear it.
07:28Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it.
07:30I don't want to hear it.
07:33Oh, I don't want to hear it.
07:35Aasim, brother.
07:35I don't want to hear it.
07:38I'm robbed.
07:39I've noticed one thing.
07:41You've got to hear it.
07:42It's a lot of money.
07:44Excuse me.
07:45What did you say to me?
07:46You know what?
07:46I always do.
07:48Oh, madam.
07:49I'm going to get your head off.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53No.
07:53I'm going to get you.
07:54What a joke.
07:55But you know, I'm the best friend of mine.
07:58Whatever client is on me.
07:59You have a live demo in the office.
08:02Oh, yes.
08:03Yes, I'm a bitch.
08:04Oh, yes.
08:04You know, I don't want to have a book control.
08:06You will give me a food for me.
08:08Ma'am, don't worry.
08:09I'm going to order your favorite burger right now.
08:11Oh, so sweet.
08:13Oh, my goodness.
08:15I hope that you've lost my skin.
08:16Next time, you'll have to go to my hands.
08:18You'll have to go to your hands.
08:19It's also on your computer.
08:21Hamza, sir.
08:22You didn't have to be a food in your food.
08:24Oh, ma'am.
08:25What are you talking about?
08:26Oh, sir.
08:27You're angry.
08:28I mean, you're a lot of coffee.
08:30You're killing someone in the food.
08:31So I'll have to go to my food,
08:33or do something I need to help in the food system.
08:34I'll have to go.
08:35A damn, I'll have to go to my hand.
08:37Why do you know my food from my food?
08:39I have to do nothing,
08:40but when Ipriseulean is doing all the work I've done,
08:42and I'm doing a lot more work,
08:44so next, I'll have to do a fucking job.
08:46I've worked hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard to do.
08:47All I've done is a good job,
08:48so I come to work hard hard hard hard to do.
08:50Take care, so I'm going to do it with the manager's kitchen.
08:52I'll do it with my head.
08:53So I'm come to your head.
08:54Hello, welcome.
08:55Sir, that's not my payment yet.
08:57Let me tell you what problems are you getting here.
08:59Yes, tell me. What's your payment?
09:01Sir, that's my payment for YouTube.
09:02I'm a content creator.
09:03Okay, how many of you are getting here?
09:05Yes, write it.
09:06www.uniquemicroplums.
09:08Dude, you don't have any payment showing.
09:10Oh, sir, what happened?
09:11Look, I have 21 invites.
09:13What?
09:14Now, the invites are coming from this one.
09:16Oh, this one, sir.
09:18Okay, write it.
09:20Yes, write it.
09:21009-007-8601
09:24Telephone
09:25Oh, this is not a show.
09:27I don't think it's your payment.
09:29Now, let's check it in two days.
09:31Okay.
09:32Sir, sir, today is a show show or not?
09:35Let me tell you.
09:36Let's see.
09:39No, sir.
09:40I don't think it's a show.
09:41I don't think it's a fake.
09:43Sir, I think it's a Friday.
09:45I have shown you on YouTube.
09:47It's a weird drama.
09:48Oh, stop.
09:49Listen to me.
09:50I don't think I don't know the email.
09:51I don't think I don't know it.
09:52My phone calls.
09:53If you don't get this money.
09:54I don't know it.
09:55Oh, my God!
09:56I don't know.
09:57And then, it's a bad sign.
09:58There is no alcohol.
09:59Let me tell you what.
10:00It's a bad sign.
10:01It's a bad sign.
10:02No, man.
10:03You can do it.
10:04I have no love you.
10:05I can do it.
10:07Sir.
10:08I don't think the bankers don't feel like this.
10:11Oh, good, good.
10:13What do I do? I'm bored.
10:15I'm giving tea like this.
10:17My brother, let me drink tea.
10:19Assalamualaikum sir.
10:20Assalamualaikum Assalam.
10:21Satus statement was this.
10:22How many months do you want?
10:23Last six months.
10:24Account number?
10:250930.
10:26I got a command.
10:28You have to wait for your eyes.
10:30Okay, sir.
10:32Sir, you said 5 months ago.
10:33You have to wait for 10 months.
10:35You have to wait for your papers.
10:362 minutes.
10:37Asif, you have to wait for your papers.
10:38Sir, you have to wait for your papers.
10:40So, I will put it.
10:41Go to the mail, put it on paper.
10:43And then put it on paper.
10:44Okay, sir.
10:45I'll get it.
10:46Sir, you have to wait for all papers.
10:49Okay, go.
10:50Sorry, sir.
10:51We have to wait for your papers.
10:52You have to wait for your day.
10:53Sir, you have to do a job.
10:54Email us.
10:55Come on, you have to wait for email.
10:56A-L-I-H-I-D-I-R
10:58At the 8 of Gmail.com
11:00Oh, sir.
11:01We don't have to go on the Internet.
11:02Sir, you have to do a job.
11:04This is not a US government.
11:05Wow, great idea.
11:06Wow, great idea.
11:07Wow.
11:08Wow.
11:09Wow.
11:10Wow.
11:11Wow.
11:12Wow.
11:13Wow.
11:14Wow.
11:15Wow.
11:16Wow.
11:17Wow.
11:18Wow.
11:19Wow.
11:20Wow.
11:21Wow.
11:22Wow.
11:23Wow.
11:24Wow.
11:25Wow.
11:26Wow.
11:27Wow.
11:28Wow.
11:29Wow.
11:30Wow.
11:31Wow.
11:32Wow.
11:33Wow.
11:34Wow.
11:35Wow.
11:36Wow.
11:37Wow.
11:38Wow.
11:39Wow.
11:40Wow.
11:41Wow.
11:42Wow.
11:43Wow.
11:44Wow.
11:46Wow.
11:47Wow.
11:48Wow.
11:49Wow.
11:50Wow.
11:51I'm going to have a paper.
11:53There is also a book controlling.
11:54Now, let me open something.
11:56Do you have a bank that you don't know?
11:57Here? Sorry.
11:59No, no. Where do you work?
12:00Where do you work?
12:01You...
12:02One, two, three.
12:03Oh, oh, my brother.
12:04Where do you work here?
12:06What do you do?
12:07People here, or what do you do?
12:08What do you do?
12:10What do you do here, what do you do here?
12:12What do you do here?
12:12What do you do here?
12:14Here, I'm going to work with you, Madam.
12:18If you don't have to work with you,
12:19then you'll have to work with you.
12:21One, two, three, two, one.
12:24No, which one?
12:25Good, sir.
12:26Wait, wait, wait.
12:28Tell me.
12:29TikTok has already opened my account.
12:31You don't have to work with me.
12:32One, two, three, go.
12:34You're angry with me.
12:35You don't have to work with me.
12:37What do you do with my account?
12:39Sir, what do you do with me?
12:40My friend found out that I opened my account
12:43in the world.
12:44No.
12:47Let's go.
12:49I don't know how many times.
12:51I'm going to tell you.
12:52That night I'm so confident.
12:53Shh.
12:55Shh.
12:59Let's go.
12:59We were not going to the meeting.
13:02I was going to know who was going to breaks.
13:03I said, what's wrong?
13:05Fine.
13:05What's wrong with Bankruptcy?
13:07What's wrong with Bankruptcy?
13:09Sorry.
13:10Fine.
13:10What's wrong with Bankruptcy?
13:12What's wrong with Bankruptcy?
13:13No.
13:14What goes wrong with Bankruptcy?
13:15No.
13:16I'll teach you in RC
13:17You won't be able to teach school
13:19I won't be able to teach you in the first place
13:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
13:25No, no, no, no
13:26I don't have a camera
13:27I've noticed one last time
13:29I've got a phone
13:30I've got your phone
13:31Okay, three, two, one
13:33Abadji, first of all,
13:34Opera, O.A.W.A., I'm going to check
13:36What's my name?
13:37You're going to call me, right?
13:39Abadji, first of all,
13:40Opera, O.A.W.A., I'm going to check
13:43What's your name?
13:44Okay, three
13:44I have one
13:46I'll tell you, Abadji
13:47I'll tell you
13:48That's the phone has also crashed
13:49You do a job
13:51Yes
13:52Then, now you have to order your favourite burger
13:54I have to go
13:55Again
13:56It started serious
13:57My narrative was that you
13:59That's right
14:00It meant that you even
14:01Have to try
14:02I mean, that you even
14:04have to try
14:05That's right
14:07I'm going to knock you
14:09Two, one
14:10Asim women love
14:11Why did you do that?
14:13One, two
14:14Oh my brother
14:18I'm a big one
14:20I'll buy it
14:22We'll have money in the account
14:24We'll get out of it
14:26Like a card
14:28How many cards are you?
14:32The actual video is that we're talking about
14:361,2,3
14:38Go
14:40You have to take out prints in the printer
14:42This is a print
14:48One minute
14:50Who is opening the door?
14:52I don't know who is opening the door
14:54I don't know who is opening the door
14:56Who is opening the door?
14:583, 2, 1
15:00Oh good

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