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  • 5/5/2025
90 Day Wondering is a 1956 Looney Tunes Golden Collection cartoon.

The Looney Tunes Golden Collection is a series of six four-disc DVD box sets from Warner Home Video, each containing about 60 Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies animated shorts. The series began on October 28, 2003, and ended on October 21, 2008.

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00:30I'm free! I'm free!
00:43I'm out of the army at last!
00:45Whoa! I'm a civilian!
00:48I'm out! No more ruffling!
00:50No more sergeants!
00:52Wow! No more unicorns!
00:54Whoa!
00:56Look at me! I'm a civilian!
01:00I'm me again!
01:06Look! I can't stand it!
01:09Wow!
01:11Yahoo!
01:13I'm out of the army!
01:14I'm out!
01:15I'm out!
01:17I'm out!
01:20I'm out!
01:22I'm out!
01:23My hometown!
01:30Mom! Dad! Everyone!
01:34I'm home!
01:37Oh really?
01:38What in this family?
01:39What in this family? What in that cool?
01:43You look great, Ralph.
01:45How are you?
01:47It's good to see you.
01:47It is fabulous.
01:48See, it is fabulous, Mom.
02:03And we'll start it green, honestly.
02:06What a different thing.
02:11Well, I guess I'll drift down to the old sugar bowl
02:14and scare up the old gang.
02:16Okay?
02:18Okay.
02:23Hey, gang!
02:24Old Ralphie's back!
02:35Sheesh.
02:37Old Ralphie.
02:48Old Ralphie.
02:49Old Ralphie.
02:53Hello, Maisie?
02:58Mommy, a man wants to go with you.
03:03Hello, Hazel?
03:05Maisie, I'm married. I'm married.
03:07What?
03:08Hello, Jeanette?
03:09I'm married. I'm married.
03:10Married?
03:11I'm married.
03:12Hi, Barbara.
03:13I'm married. I'm married.
03:14Going out with your mother-in-law?
03:16Linda? Grandma?
03:17Hello, Betty? No.
03:19Marge? Husband?
03:21What's wrong, anyway?
03:23Everybody, everything seems different.
03:27I wonder what my old G.I. buddies are doing.
03:32I wonder if I ought to re-enle...
03:35Don't say it!
03:36Don't even think it!
03:38You're too smart, Ralphie, boss.
03:40Got a light.
03:42And besides, I'm here to help you.
03:45You ain't got no more troubles.
03:47Here, hold this.
03:48Now, I just happened to have here...
03:50Da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
03:52Da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
03:54Da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
03:58Da-dee-da-da-da...
04:00Now then, let's get some sense into that voyage head of yours.
04:04Now, first thing you gotta do is...
04:06Look, Ralphie, ignore this joker.
04:26He's in the pay of you-know-who.
04:28Here, give me a drag off that thing.
04:29All we want is the facts, ma'am.
04:34Facts, eh?
04:35I'll fax you, buster.
04:38This is what the average civilian in your age bracket earns a month.
04:42You may fire when ready, grizzly.
04:51Need I say more?
04:52That's over a hundred bucks difference.
04:54Plus family allowances, of course, and automatic raises, and foreign service pay, and promotions.
05:19Sure, sure, but look what you gotta do for all that dough.
05:22Slash around in the mud all day.
05:24And you can pick your career before you re-enlist.
05:35Re-enlist? Are you nuts?
05:37We ain't re-enlisting to nothing.
05:39We, uh, we don't want to look like no toy soldier.
05:41Look at these civilian clothes.
05:44Sharp, eh?
05:50Yeah, yeah, like I say.
05:52But we're gonna, we're gonna work our way through school nights.
05:56Study up.
05:57Be a big shot.
06:03While in service, of course.
06:06Don't be taken in, kid.
06:08We'll get ourselves a good job.
06:10Two weeks vacation every year at good old Lake Morsi Log.
06:13In the army, that is.
06:23So what?
06:24Who wants to live in a barracks all your life?
06:30Stick with me, kid.
06:31We'll live in luxury.
06:32Uh, government-insured, of course.
06:40Okay, wise guy.
06:41Uh, uh, retirement.
06:42In the army.
06:59Or...
07:00Don't listen to them.
07:05We'll strike uranium in your backyard.
07:07We can invent something.
07:08Dehydrated water.
07:10Just add water.
07:11And with that fat bonus, too.
07:19Holy cow!
07:20Come on, hurry up!
07:22We'll inherit four docks!
07:24We'll strike all!
07:26We'll invent the wheel!
07:29Come on, hurry up!
07:33Come on, get the lead out!
07:35Step on it, step on it!
07:37Come on, come on!
07:38Hurry up!
07:41Hurry up!
07:42Hey!
07:43Wait for me!
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