- 5/5/2025
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3461920/The_Boba_Teashop/
A cozy horror game about running your own boba tea shop... until things get weird. In The Boba Teashop, we serve milk tea, make people smile, and try to ignore the increasingly disturbing visions creeping into our little slice of paradise. Is it just the stress of running a business—or is something far worse lurking behind the counter?
Let's find out.
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A cozy horror game about running your own boba tea shop... until things get weird. In The Boba Teashop, we serve milk tea, make people smile, and try to ignore the increasingly disturbing visions creeping into our little slice of paradise. Is it just the stress of running a business—or is something far worse lurking behind the counter?
Let's find out.
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00:00I'm going to wash my hand real quick.
00:02Headset on, by the way.
00:03Okay.
00:04Go wash your hands.
00:05Think of that water.
00:05Water.
00:06Oh, yeah.
00:07Piss and noise.
00:08Yeah.
00:14Sometimes, when no one's home, I'll get the headset on.
00:19And help on.
00:19What the Sigma?
00:21OBS.
00:21Chat with the Sigma?
00:22And I'll start recording with the headset on.
00:24And I'll go to the bathroom.
00:25Chat with the Sigma?
00:27And I'll start jerking off.
00:28Chat with the Sigma?
00:29And I'll try my hardest to be as silent as possible.
00:32Chat with the Sigma?
00:33And I'll listen back to the audio.
00:35What the hell?
00:35In hopes that no one hears me.
00:37What the hell?
00:37What the hell?
00:38What the hell?
00:39What the hell?
00:40What is it?
00:41I don't know.
00:42Yo, one fine Asian shit bobas on my T-shop.
00:46I'm going to boba.
00:48Ah, subscribe.
00:50Hey, what's going on, bitches?
00:52Today, we're playing the boba T-shop.
00:54This is the full game.
00:55We recently played the demo on the cha-
00:56We recently played the demo on the channel.
00:59Ah, and I'm excited to say that we're playing the full game.
01:04I want to apologize to the dev.
01:07We did pirate it.
01:08I-
01:09I pirated it.
01:10I'm really sorry.
01:11This whole channel, the idea behind it is we've been trying to be as free to play as possible.
01:16And I really wanted to play this game on the channel.
01:18And I-
01:19I hope you accept my apology.
01:24And we're going to go ahead and play the game.
01:25I love this.
01:26I love the demo.
01:27You know, I want to showcase your game.
01:28So, let's get right into it.
01:29Josh, get the fuck off your phone.
01:31Or I'm going to get the metal box.
01:32How, bro?
01:32I ain't even on my phone.
01:33See?
01:36I'm going to get the metal box.
01:38Metal box.
01:38This game will autosave at the end of every shit.
01:40Starting a new game will overwrite-
01:42Okay.
01:43You ready?
01:44You excited?
01:45Yeah.
01:45The boba t-shirt.
01:47The showba she shop.
01:48Boba-
01:48Boba t-fine shit.
01:51I'm going to crack you, bitch.
01:53This game contains loud noises, jump scares, and unsettling content.
01:56Oh, haven't you heard?
01:57Crack is so last year.
01:59Boba is this year's trend.
02:00Big booty boba bitches.
02:02Yeah, big booby boba bitches.
02:03Boobo-boobo-boobo-boobo-boobo-
02:04After saving it for five years, I finally have enough money to own my own boba shop.
02:08This is it.
02:08The moment where all those long corporate days finally pay off in the form of Boba and
02:11Dreams.
02:12But even with all this excitement, my nerves are on edge.
02:14I put everything into this place.
02:15I can't let it fail.
02:16Yeah, I'm on edge too.
02:18I think I made the joke last time.
02:21I'm so excited.
02:23I'm excited for big booby boba bitches.
02:27Wow.
02:27Is it even a horror game?
02:28I do want to know.
02:29Is it actually a horror game?
02:30I don't think so.
02:30Is it just like a psychological-
02:32I think so.
02:34I'm so happy.
02:36Because like, it says you could date people in this game.
02:38What?
02:38Where the fuck does it say that?
02:40It said it on the itch.io page.
02:42Or on like the demo page.
02:44Like they want to make it so like you could date people.
02:47Like remember that guy who was like,
02:49Hey lady.
02:50Why is it red this time around?
02:51I don't know.
02:52I've never seen red boba.
02:53Cop sealer?
02:56That's new.
02:57Yeah, instead of the lid.
02:59But yeah.
03:03It's about time a boba tea shop opened up around here.
03:05I'll have a boba milk tea.
03:06Yeah, the guy who tries to date her or whatever.
03:09Don't you have to give her a straw?
03:11This is not what I ordered.
03:15Boba black tea?
03:18Oh.
03:21I understand it now.
03:23Fucking.
03:24Fucking what?
03:25What are you fucking, Josh?
03:27Big booby boba bitches.
03:29That's why it's red.
03:31What is it?
03:32Black tea?
03:33I don't think black tea.
03:34Is black tea normally red?
03:36I don't know, bro.
03:37I only know big booby boba bitches.
03:42Big booby boba bitches?
03:44No.
03:45Yeah, big booby.
03:46Not big booty.
03:47Okay.
03:48What?
03:50Boba fresh milk?
03:51Do I do milk and the boba?
03:55Mm-hmm.
03:57No, you probably do the tea as well.
04:02Okay.
04:04Milk tea.
04:04She's gonna give us like $2, bro, since you fucked up.
04:10I'll give a fuck.
04:11I fuck.
04:13You give a fuck, you fuck.
04:15There we go.
04:16Big booby boba bitches.
04:17You are welcome.
04:21Itadakima.
04:23Wow.
04:26Eight bucks.
04:28Honestly, do you think we had $7 ice cream earlier?
04:32Like I had $7 ice cream earlier today.
04:34This is the guy who fits with us.
04:36Hey.
04:36Hmm.
04:37Hmm.
04:37Here, you voice him.
04:38What's all this fuss about these drinks?
04:40It's milk tea with tapioca, also known as boba.
04:49Hi.
04:50All right, then.
04:51You just have the same exact voice for him.
04:53I'll take one boba milk tea for my son.
04:56And one black tea for myself.
04:58Not sure I trust those chewy things.
05:02Hey.
05:02No, with no boba.
05:07God damn it.
05:07Holy fuck, we already forgot the order.
05:14All right, he said he wanted a black tea, by the way.
05:18What?
05:21You already put black tea in there, bro.
05:24You just gotta do-
05:25That's the one for his son,
05:26and then you have to do a black tea with no boba for him.
05:34Why do I have to seal it?
05:35Clearly, you've never been to a big booby boba bitchy shop.
05:41Big booby boba bitches shop.
05:43Ha, this better be-
05:44Oh, it was you.
05:45Ha.
05:45This better be good.
05:46I'm pretty sure you did the same exact voice.
05:48Yes, I did do this voice.
05:50It's the fucking, uh...
05:51It's the fucking, uh, Joe Swanson voice.
05:54Hey.
05:55The next one is the-
05:56The little girl.
05:57No, it's the guy.
05:58Oh, yeah.
05:59Wow.
05:59Yeah, a boba tea shop.
06:06I did not do that voice.
06:08Big sis, can I get one fresh milk with boba, please?
06:14Coming right up.
06:15This is actually expired.
06:16Fuck you, bitch.
06:18Big sis, should add strawberry boba to the menu.
06:23Be a bestseller for sure.
06:25For sure, for sure, for sure.
06:27How are we putting it on the side of the register, bro?
06:31I need some research after closing.
06:32Okay, so I know what happens next.
06:34No, the guy.
06:36The one who tries to give her a-
06:37Wants the phone number.
06:44Hatsune Miku.
06:46He looks like Jinkook.
06:48Jinkook?
06:48I thought his name was Junkook.
06:50I don't know.
06:51You want me to voice him?
06:52Yes, Josh!
06:53Oh, wow.
06:54I wasn't expecting to see such a beautiful lady behind the counter.
06:59Any drink will do, as long as you add in some boba as sweet as you.
07:04I'll kill you.
07:07I sold all my drinks.
07:09Gee, thanks.
07:11Also, you look really cute.
07:13Can I have your number?
07:14Yeah, sure.
07:15Sweet!
07:16Now I've got a new favorite boba tea shop and barista.
07:20Winky, winky, wink.
07:21Here's a little extra.
07:25Damn, mo.
07:27That was a ten, but he said five.
07:29This is all for today.
07:30I should clean the shop and prep for tomorrow.
07:32You know what happens next?
07:33And the big booby boba bitch.
07:34Big booby boba bitch!
07:38That definitely scared the fuck out of someone.
07:42Yo, Mitski.
07:45That's so fucking racist.
07:48Voice the character, Josh!
07:49Let me look up, let me look up, because I actually want to see.
07:51I'll voice it, just give me a second.
07:53Mitsuki ain't even a real person, bro.
07:56That actually makes it worse.
07:57Hold on.
07:58We need to defend myself.
07:59We need to defend myself!
08:02Mitsuki is a Japanese woman, you're fucked.
08:07It's even more racist if she doesn't look like that character, by the way.
08:11Mitsuki is the Naruto character.
08:12No, you said Mitsuki.
08:14You did not say Mitsuki.
08:15Fuck!
08:16Fuck!
08:17Please, I need to win.
08:18What does Mitsuki look like, Joshua?
08:20Joshua Block?
08:22I, my bad, we're racist.
08:24Let me see it.
08:24We're racist, bro.
08:25We're not defended.
08:26That's crazy.
08:27Alright, voice the character.
08:29I don't know what voice to do, bro.
08:32I'm so sorry.
08:33I didn't mean to scare you.
08:35I saw you were about to close, and I had to rush in.
08:38It's fine, come over to the counter, I'll do your order.
08:40Gee, thank you so much.
08:42Sorry.
08:45Sorry.
08:46Sorry.
08:46Oh, fuck, I'm so sorry.
08:48I want a blood boba tea.
08:49I want a big booby boba bitch.
08:51I'll take one boba milk with extra booba.
08:56Shit.
08:56Or breast milk.
08:58I don't even know what you wanted to be itch.
09:01Was it a boba milk tea with extra booby?
09:03Just boba tea with extra booby.
09:06I can do extra booby.
09:07I've been serving booby since day one, bitch.
09:11Serving big booby boba bitches since 1999.
09:16Goddamn it.
09:16Shut up, bitch.
09:19What?
09:19What'd you order?
09:21Boba milk tea.
09:22Oh, fuck.
09:23We just wasted so much fucking boba.
09:27You know you can put it in the trash can, right?
09:29What?
09:30Why would I do that?
09:31Maybe someone else will order it tomorrow.
09:33It'll get fucking...
09:34Alright, bro.
09:35What are you gonna say next?
09:36We got breast milk on the menu.
09:38We don't?
09:39What?
09:40Would you get boba breast milk?
09:41Breast milk boba?
09:43Look at me.
09:44Look at me.
09:46Then you have to say no as you shake your heady ass.
09:48Yeah, no.
09:50If she's bad, bro.
09:52Honestly, bro.
09:53There's a lot of bad ladies in the world.
09:56Alright.
10:00Thank you so much.
10:01I really appreciate it.
10:02There's a lot of bad ladies in the world.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Fuckin' diabolical.
10:08That's what makes it a cruel, cruel world.
10:17That's what makes it a cruel, cruel world.
10:19Yep.
10:20There's a telephone now.
10:23Hey, I'm just calling you.
10:24I placed an online order about two hours ago.
10:26Uh, sir, you never put your address in.
10:30Oh, fuck you, bitch.
10:31Oh, shit.
10:32Huh?
10:33Oh?
10:34You fucking wish.
10:36Hmm.
10:38Can I keep the mop?
10:39Chat, did, did, did, no, we did this last time.
10:42Ah!
10:44Bro, we did that last time.
10:45Fuck.
10:48The game doesn't directly tell me to do something.
10:50I can't do it.
10:51Big booby booby bitches.
10:52Big booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby
10:57Bitches, bah, bah, bah, BOOM
10:58Date you!
11:02I'm gonna come...
11:04Oh, shit.
11:05I'm gonna take you.
11:06I've introduced the coffee series into the menu.
11:08This should keep those workaholics awake.
11:10Series is crazy.
11:11Also, thanks to that little girl's suggestion, I've added strawberries into the mix.
11:16Time to wow the customers with some new drinks.
11:18The recipe for the new drink is jotted down on the whiteboard in the staff room.
11:21Fuck.
11:23There's no staff, though.
11:25I'm a staff.
11:26i'm gonna give you a fucking staph infection what's that um what the sigma
11:33add boba for better enjoyment than strawberries what the fuck's an americana
11:41that's the name of coffee you idiot um pretty sure we're in a different country it's this guy
11:49hey i see you have added some coffee drinks to the menu
11:54give me one boba milk tea and one americano yeah americano is coffee and milk bro come on man
12:01bro you can't use it to touch the floor fuck all of you you know you could get another milk uh
12:10wait boba milk tea
12:15booby milk tea fucking i wish chat what does breast milk taste like chat what does breast
12:23milk taste like chat what does breast milk taste like oh it's just coffee yeah the latte is with
12:29milk uh i don't think this is my this is my fiance's job i don't think you want her boba americano
12:34you just want an americano someone will order it this is what my fiance does for a living
12:40well no she's a manager now this person isn't a manager i'll show you right they do on no they're
12:50the owner drink up thanks just a heads up for you don't be running maintenance on electrical circuit
12:59oh shit so expect some power outage time to time yeah big booby rape monster appears and
13:06touches when the big booby bobo bitches show up stop ringing the fucking bell put the money in the
13:11register put the money in the register little bro god damn all right fuck me oh my god i said my
13:19controversial thing at the start and you said yeah is this a good like damn or like a bad one bad
13:25okay oh fuck of course you'd order to give me two boba strawberry milk tea damn bitch you want a
13:32little bit of anything i need my energy replenishment after a whole day of working out why don't i believe
13:37that what did she ask for a fuck ton of everything two boba milk tea
13:44xqc type gameplay yourself xqc type gameplay yourself
13:51hey beat
13:57don't fucking laugh at me you dick uh of course i'm gonna laugh at you fucking messed up
14:04you're messed up you laugh at failures bro you're a fan
14:07you're messed up in the head man i don't think she asked for strawberries yes she did
14:12i mean i wasn't paying attention but uh that's like strawberry flavoring this is the correct order
14:18and if i'm wrong may god himself strike me down josh bro that was god bro i don't know what you're
14:27talking about man should fuck that ruins my run dude it's god it's not like you're gonna spill the
14:33drinks or anything
14:34this isn't what i ordered you're lucky you're sweet what took you so long i almost died of exhaustion
14:42here i'm a good i'm a good man oh oh oh ten dollars twenty oh i saw ten
14:50not funny don't do that shit no fuck you little kid
14:55yay you added strawberry into your menu please make me any drinks with strawberries in it
15:05that's what little kids sound like
15:07what the fuck was that
15:11i'm gonna give her a nothing burger with strawberry in it
15:16why are you giving her a fucking coffee strawberry drink she said anything
15:21don't you have to put bobo in it he's like you're scaring me
15:23no
15:24she said anything did you not pay your
15:27let's see you build big sis
15:29oh shit there's a fucking face outside
15:31quickie quickie quickie okay just keep going bro
15:34holy shit this fucking dog
15:36what chat did that work
15:40beat the fuck out of that dog
15:48it's on recording bro
15:49okay
15:51did you not pay your electricity bill big sis
15:54here's a little extra for your electric
15:57brokey
15:59seven dollars
16:01what the fuck
16:11what is it oh shit
16:16what is wrong with your
16:18what the fuck
16:19did you see that
16:21i don't want to talk about it
16:22what is wrong with your store
16:23there is no electricity
16:25anyway
16:26give me a cup of strawberry milk tea
16:28well i will shall have this place closed
16:31strawberry milk tea
16:33so it's strawberry milk
16:35and tea
16:36hold up chat
16:37did we cook
16:38no boba
16:42no big booby boba bitches
16:43no that's not what she said she wanted
16:45thank you for doing your job
16:50oh
16:52eight whole dollars
16:54was that seven dollars
16:55big booby boba bitches rage baiting
16:58rage baiting
16:59yeah
17:00hey there
17:01oh this might be the construction guy
17:03oh you read
17:04hey there
17:05it's me once
17:06it's me again from just now
17:09someone informed me that I have complete electrical maintenance
17:12nice
17:12shouldn't be experiencing any power outage anymore
17:15hey
17:16it's all
17:17bye
17:17oh the fuck did you get my number
17:19oh someone's on my door
17:20okay
17:22good
17:22well hello there
17:25this place is a really cozy vibe
17:28so many choices
17:30i don't even know where to start
17:32say
17:33do you have any caffeinated milky drinks
17:35alright so coffee and milk
17:37or
17:39big booby boba bitches
17:41and me
17:42big booby boba bitches
17:45yo
17:45to any of the buddy in the friend group who watches this
17:48yeah we fucking
17:48ah fuck
17:49i'm cooked bro
17:50i ain't even gonna lie
17:50chopped
17:51nah i'm not chopped
17:52i'm just cooked
17:53okay
17:53i'm not chopped
17:55ah
17:55it's you
17:56ah
17:57just how i like my caffeine
18:00just like how i like my big booby boba bitches
18:02me and mickey
18:03me too
18:04i like my big booby boba bitches
18:05extra tip wink wink
18:07thanks for making it how i like it
18:09damn you tipped a lot
18:10what the fuck
18:11what was a seven dollar drink
18:12you tipped eight bucks
18:12damn you paid for two drinks
18:15yeah
18:15bro i only gave you one
18:17close
18:18i wonder if a bitch is gonna run in
18:20wow
18:23i'm scared
18:25nothing bad happened
18:26i'm scared
18:27what the sigma
18:29clean your shop
18:32or in shift
18:33i mean i'm gonna clean my shop
18:34so we can leave this place like a bum ass
18:35but then maybe cockroaches will
18:37yo cockroach boba
18:39chat do we cook
18:41might be a banger
18:43chat do we cook
18:44might be a banger
18:46cockroach dog shit boba milk tea
18:48fart piss cum shit boba
18:50dude i swear it's a local delicacy
18:52not in a cup boba
18:54okay wait time out
18:55balut
18:56okay time out
18:58double time out
18:59balut boba
19:00would you drink balut boba
19:03no because they don't belong together
19:05they're like instead of
19:06instead of fish
19:07instead of um
19:08boba eggs it's like salmon roe
19:10i was gonna say instead of um
19:12chocolate
19:13nice
19:14instead of
19:15baby duck
19:17they're like little tadpole eggs
19:18yeah salmon roe
19:20tadpoles
19:21like borderline
19:22what are we drinking the fucking aquarium at this point
19:24i've had a chocolate series to the menu
19:27now my customers
19:28customers should have more variety of drinks to choose from
19:31can i get a
19:33why don't you get a breast milk option
19:34can i get a chocolate milk tea
19:36chocolate breast milk big booby boba bitch tea
19:38with triple boba and strawberry
19:40strawberry chocolate tea coffee with boba
19:45triple breast milk
19:46boba boba and extra boba
19:48wait so like people actually drink it that aren't little kids
19:50like breast milk
19:52oh oh i thought you were talking about boba
19:54i'm like we drink boba
19:55no no i mean like
19:57breast milk
19:58i forgot what this lady's voice is
19:59i drink breast milk
19:59give me a cup of boba mocha
20:02that is uh
20:03make sure you do it right
20:04that's coffee and chocolate
20:07don't be just not like visitors
20:09fuck your father
20:12fuck your father
20:12fuck your father
20:13okay but wait
20:14wait what were we talking about
20:16uh grown adults drinking breast milk
20:18like that happens
20:19sure fuck it why not
20:21chat what does it taste like
20:22i'd try it
20:22what
20:24yeah
20:26this looks fine
20:28anyway
20:29have you heard about the woman who jumped from this building
20:31i knew i saw it earlier
20:33it's raining now
20:34the stress must have gotten to her
20:36i understand you're working in a corporate job is stressful
20:39i thought it said the street must have gotten to her
20:41i knew the street must have gotten to her
20:44corporate life isn't easy
20:46but some of us have an image to maintain
20:48you wouldn't get it you bitch
20:50broke monkey
20:50and you think
20:53why are you looking at me like that
20:56thanks for paying you dick
20:58fuck it bro skimmer credit
21:00wow
21:02it's 110 dollars
21:04that's how much you made total
21:06bro i make that in an hour
21:09that's how much the channel makes an hour
21:12we make no money by the way
21:13well hey there
21:16nice to see you again
21:17not the voice for this guy
21:18but fuck him
21:19can you give me one chocolate milk
21:20what are you fucking 12 years old
21:21who me
21:22oh this guy
21:23he's asked for a fucking chocolate milk
21:25i've had enough caffeine this morning
21:27he asked for a chocolate milk boba
21:29can i have a chalky milk
21:30you're discriminating
21:31no no boba
21:32just a chocolate milk
21:33old man drinking chocolate milk
21:33have a chalky milky piece
21:35man fuck you
21:36what do you got against chocolate milk
21:37i love chocolate milk
21:37this guy's fucking 12 years old
21:39i love chocolate milk
21:40you go to a boba shop
21:41you order fucking chocolate milk
21:42are you
21:43are you dead ass right now
21:44fuck it bro
21:46oh whimsy
21:46childlike whimsy
21:47you're paying like 8 bucks
21:49for a fucking cup of chocolate milk
21:50thank you
21:51he's about to pay 8 dollars
21:52for chocolate milk
21:537 bucks for chocolate milk
21:56you wrong
21:57would you pay 7 dollars
21:58for a fucking
21:58a 20 ounce cup of chocolate milk
22:01yeah that is true
22:05that is kind of bad
22:06you could pay
22:06I felt her coming the whole way up
22:10crazy
22:11give me a double boba strawberry chocolate milk
22:16holy shit
22:16make it quick
22:17I've got another lap
22:19double boba strawberry chocolate milk
22:20why's the screen borders
22:22getting like black
22:23I don't see that
22:24alright maybe we go insane
22:28double big bitch
22:34wait time out
22:35double big bitch
22:37boba
22:37what was it
22:42double boba strawberry chocolate milk
22:45I imagine I fucking spill it
22:46took you
22:49wait no
22:50took you long enough
22:51I could have run another lap
22:52by now
22:53you just ruined the viewer retention
22:5912 dollars for that by the way
23:01Risa
23:02oh it's like Lisa
23:04what's my name
23:05I'm Risa
23:06oh your name is Alex
23:07Roo Roo Ramin
23:09Ralex
23:11his name is Ralex
23:12I was a little boy
23:13Rx
23:14alright that's racist bro
23:16hi miss
23:18please molest me
23:19I really like your boobs
23:21I'm at Bubba T
23:22my dad always get
23:23gets it for me
23:25shit we got a line
23:26but he's super busy
23:28what the fuck
23:29so I came to get it for him
23:30I don't know
23:31oh that was the fucking bathroom
23:32I thought he was going behind the counter
23:35I'm like I'm about to get molested
23:37Bubba milk and one milk
23:39can I have one Bubba milk tea
23:40and one mocha please
23:41sure kid
23:43Bubba milk tea
23:46and one mocha
23:47you think if you fed like a peasant
23:55like a
23:56what if we fed Julius Caesar
23:58the Ides of March
23:59Bubba type shit
24:00I saw a meme where it was like
24:02if a peasant had like
24:04tried a Dorito
24:05and
24:06oh and it was like
24:07so what do you think of a Dorito
24:09yeah it's alright
24:09yeah it's alright
24:10a little flavorful
24:11what about the reels
24:11I mean I kinda get it
24:13was it that
24:14yeah yeah
24:14just like he actually understood
24:16it's like it wasn't
24:17it's not nearly as impactful
24:18as this guy's
24:19as everyone makes it out to be
24:20uh why does the lion do that
24:22thanks miss
24:23waiting for my dad every day
24:25is so boring
24:26uh sure kid
24:29so what's going on in there
24:30maybe he's
24:32okay crazy
24:34straight up
24:34yeah I was gonna say
24:35maybe he's whacking it
24:36he took a sneaky
24:38I'm straight up
24:40whacking it
24:41he took a sneaky picture
24:42of the waitress
24:42of the
24:43jerkin
24:43alright bro
24:45Lisa
24:46I don't know what voice
24:48to give this girl bro
24:49you don't know what
24:50you don't happen to have
24:53any matcha drinks
24:54do you
24:54that's a shame
24:56I really love matcha
24:57oh well
24:58in that case
24:59I'll take a boba chocolate
25:01so we're gonna give her
25:05the Frieza voice
25:05monkey
25:07but I don't know
25:07if we should be calling
25:08calling uh
25:09calling people in this game monkeys
25:10you're asian
25:13you can get away with it
25:14you're fine
25:14uh for the most part
25:17chat
25:17I am a white
25:186'3
25:20blue eyed
25:21feminist
25:22feminist
25:23read the line
25:25Josh Jack
25:26thanks
25:27but seriously
25:29that's matcha
25:30to the menu
25:31and you'll see me
25:33here all the time
25:34monkey
25:35kill yourself
25:37no
25:37no
25:38I thought you was gonna say
25:40something crazy
25:41big booby boba bitch
25:42open up the bathroom though
25:43let's check that guy out
25:44I can't open the gate
25:46hello there sweetie
25:54such a lovely little shop
25:56you have here
25:57could I have a cup
25:59of strawberry chocolate
26:00kill yourself
26:01oh yeah
26:02yeah so you was getting
26:03on the guy for ordering
26:04chocolate milk
26:04this girl's ordering
26:05chocolate milk with strawberries
26:06buddy is that any better
26:07uh this is like a grandma
26:08would I make fun of a grandma
26:11but you're making fun of
26:13an old guy
26:14nah I'd make fun of a grandma
26:15is the chat
26:17is the grandma bad
26:18you look a little pale
26:21like you've seen a ghost
26:23or something
26:24is there a ghost
26:25I'm about to get
26:25jump scared
26:26make sure you get
26:27enough sleep dear
26:29might
26:30er
26:30nights can be
26:31unkind to the restless
26:33chung chung chung chung chung
26:37it's closing time now
26:39I should probably check
26:40if anyone is still in the toilet
26:41yeah the guy's in there
26:42the creep
26:43hello
26:47my name
26:49hello
26:49chung chung chung chung chung chung chung chung chung chung chung chung chung
26:57alright bro we better get
26:58jump scared
26:58where the fuck is bro
27:06I don't remember closing the door
27:11oh there he is
27:12that was fucking creepy
27:13that's him
27:14why did he turn the lights off
27:15you good bro
27:18oh
27:19sir
27:20that's me
27:21sir
27:21uh we're closed
27:23are you gonna order
27:24the fuck
27:27I'm seeing things
27:31I should leave early
27:32and get professional help
27:34okay
27:36that's
27:36that's really fucking funny
27:37I should leave early
27:39and get professional help
27:40is fucking crazy
27:41clean shop
27:45alright
28:03hold on
28:04magnum opus
28:05right here
28:05yeah
28:06big booby boba bitches
28:07right
28:08yeah
28:08sequel
28:09yep
28:10and you have to let me cook
28:11and this might ruin your attention
28:13if I say
28:14big booby boba femme boys
28:17okay
28:17why would you say that
28:19what drew you to say that
28:21why would you say
28:22big booby boba femme boys
28:23I've not thought about it
28:24so across your head
28:26I've been feeling off lately
28:28maybe it's just a stress
28:29I even went to a psychologist
28:31about it
28:32she said I'm fine
28:33that's all in my head
28:34but I can't stop now
28:35business is picking up
28:37with the new menu
28:37I need things to keep running
28:38breast milk
28:39I think we added matcha
28:41we added breast milk
28:42wait sorry
28:43breast milk
28:43sorry I meant breast milk
28:44we added breast milk
28:45sorry I mean breast milk
28:46I don't know why
28:47I thought about saying that
28:48I just thought about it
28:49yeah matcha powder
28:50and lemon slices
28:51lemon bitches
28:54it's you
28:57hello
28:59is this miss Risa
29:01this is dr. Amanda
29:03your psychologist
29:05from yesterday
29:06I wanted to check in on you
29:08you mentioned seeing things
29:11that can happen
29:12when you're under
29:13a lot of stress
29:14if you see something
29:16that isn't really there
29:18try shifting your focus away
29:20and take a deep breath
29:22for a few seconds
29:23alright so the game
29:24is just giving us
29:25tips for anxiety
29:26I think more like
29:27schizophrenia
29:28but if it doesn't
29:29maybe consider leaving
29:30a walk early
29:31and getting some rest
29:33what if I just leave right now
29:34nope I'm locked in
29:36boom boom boom
29:38boom boom boom
29:39bro it's the
29:40bro it's the rock
29:43yeah
29:44give me two americanos
29:46one latte
29:47and one mocha
29:48you fat bitch
29:48no this is a rock
29:49two americanos
29:52a latte and a mocha
29:52take a picture
29:53because we're going to forget
29:54that boba crap
29:55I know what I'm doing
29:57and then guess what
29:58Kevin Hart's going to walk in
29:59and he's going to be like
30:00wow thanks to rock
30:01and then uh
30:02I don't know any female actresses
30:04Scarlett Johansson
30:05sure
30:06fuck my life
30:07and then Charlie Day
30:08is going to walk in
30:08he's going to be like
30:09Charlie Day
30:09I'm Luigi
30:10I'm glad you know
30:12do you know what else
30:13Charlie Day is in
30:14I don't know
30:15fucking hot tub time machine
30:17is he
30:17no
30:18does it look like
30:20I watched that movie
30:21actually wait
30:22you really don't know
30:23what Charlie Day is in
30:24I gotta check now
30:24Josh
30:25what is he in
30:27fucking uh
30:28oh yeah
30:28I was going to say that
30:29it's always sunny
30:29in Philadelphia
30:30it's like the one thing
30:34he's known for
30:35hot tub time machine
30:38hot tub time machine
30:45is John Cusack
30:46I've never watched it
30:48I know Xavier liked it
30:50although he should not
30:52have been able to watch
30:53you're a little bitch
30:59he looks like Pitbull
31:00Pitbull
31:01no he looks like The Rock
31:03enjoy
31:03Josh
31:05where's your character
31:06good
31:08everything's here
31:09hitting the road
31:11with my family
31:12gotta keep them awake
31:13so they don't pass out
31:14on me
31:15later loser
31:16aw
31:18it's mean
31:18I'm going to strangle you
31:19to death
31:20it's mean
31:20you can't insult
31:21the big booby boba bitches
31:22me and I paid 26 dollars
31:23big booby boba femboys
31:24can't insult
31:25what the fuck Joshua
31:26what the fuck dude
31:27bro's acting like
31:30I don't say
31:31out of pocket stuff
31:31for the channel
31:32uh
31:33get a load of this guy
31:35alright chat
31:36what accent
31:37do we give him
31:37hello
31:39no
31:40no
31:40no
31:41that's racist
31:41boba matcha
31:44latte
31:44make quick gay
31:46I'm going to make him
31:48I'm going to make him
31:49speak in rhymes
31:50I'm going to make him
31:51speak in rhymes
31:51like Doctor Who
31:52Robo
31:54matcha
31:55latte
31:55so I need milk
31:56like Doctor Who
31:57is that a thing
31:58Doctor Who does
31:59Doctor Seuss
32:00my bad
32:01wait
32:04wait what
32:05Charlie Day is
32:06Monsters University
32:07is he
32:08who does he play
32:08you know what
32:09pretty sure he voiced
32:12Mike Wazowski
32:13Charlie Day does not
32:14voice Mike Wazowski
32:15no
32:18Josh
32:19running a company
32:23oh what the fuck
32:23running a company
32:25isn't easy
32:26you know
32:27oh shit
32:28just the other day
32:30one of my employees
32:30decided to run away
32:31from her responsibilities
32:33left the mess behind
32:34and now I have to
32:35clean it up after her
32:36so about the girl
32:36killed herself
32:37unlike her
32:38I don't get the
32:39lecture of walking
32:40away
32:40hundreds of people
32:41really rely on me
32:43to feed their families
32:44thankfully I found
32:48a replacement
32:48fast
32:49sorry that was
32:50a weird thing
32:51to rant about
32:52whoa
32:54consider a little
32:55extra 50 bucks
32:56you're a fucking goat
32:58yeah
32:59you can rant to me
32:59all you want
33:00I don't give a fuck
33:00yeah you can complain
33:02to us all you want
33:02you just gave us
33:03all the money
33:03in the fucking world
33:04what the fuck
33:07was that
33:08oh Charlie Day
33:12is one of the
33:12like monsters
33:13like
33:14like in the
33:15frat house
33:15at Monster University
33:16who does he voice
33:17in the Lego movie
33:18um
33:19he voices
33:20the spaceman
33:21what
33:22does he
33:23what's his name
33:24his name is like
33:26Ralph or some shit
33:27read the fucking lines
33:28Josh Jack
33:29hold on
33:30I'm pulling up
33:30oh my god
33:31no one cares
33:31about
33:32Benny
33:32you have added
33:35matcha
33:35that's awesome
33:37monkey
33:38holy shit
33:39can I have a
33:40boba
33:40strawberry
33:41matcha
33:42milk tea
33:43no
33:44super
33:44saiyan
33:46bobo
33:48strawberry
33:48matcha
33:49milk tea
33:50bro what happens
33:51when we like play a horror game
33:52and we find out like some crazy
33:53fucking voice actors are in there
33:55like um
33:55mark hamill or some shit
34:00it's your crazy voice actors
34:03fucking
34:03hey mark hamill
34:04voices majima
34:05in the original yakuza
34:06no no no
34:10look away
34:10and count to three
34:11there's no place like home
34:13there's no place like home
34:13there's no place like home
34:14yeah
34:26yeah it was like a little face down here
34:28where your vagina is
34:29oh maybe that means she's having a kid soon
34:31thank you
34:32here's something extra for you
34:35this guy's tipped good
34:36uh that was actually a lady
34:38did you not see the guy in front of the restroom
34:41no
34:42i swear i just saw one
34:44maybe you're tripping
34:46ma
34:47no
34:48nuh uh
34:49you ready for milky macho mommies
34:52wait so big booby boba bitches and femboys
34:55and milky macho mommies
34:56hold on chat we might be cooking
34:58josh
34:59oh
35:00please make me any drink with strawberry again
35:04i'm gonna leap up on the counter and take a poop
35:08eric kotzman south park style
35:14strawberry tea
35:19place cup here
35:21cup sealer
35:23product sealer
35:23take cup
35:25cup
35:26enjoy your shit
35:28thank you again big sis
35:31here's a little extra for your hard walk
35:35what are you looking at
35:36hard walk
35:37oh you made so much money this week
35:40yo
35:41who gives a fuck about this dress
35:42when you're making 287 dollars
35:44bitch
35:44in four days
35:45bitch
35:46that's actually terrible
35:47you
35:49you cannot maintain this store
35:50it's a bill
35:51uh
35:52give me a strawberry matcha
35:54bitch
35:54mocha
35:55uh
35:56i know
35:56i misspoke
35:57it's like two super different things
36:00chat
36:02am i the greatest co-host
36:03on the channel
36:03chat
36:08am i the greatest
36:09what
36:09who the fuck are you talking to
36:10chat
36:11who is chat
36:12the viewers
36:13chat
36:14chat
36:15is he cook
36:15i'm gonna fucking
36:16stroke cook
36:17great
36:19now back to working
36:21i go
36:21this game's easy
36:24chat are we the goat
36:25did you say there's easy money
36:26it says
36:27game is easy mode
36:28oh there's blood on the floor
36:30nah
36:31you think the girl
36:37that like busted in at the end of the first night
36:39was the one who also jumped off and killed herself
36:42maybe in like the one who walked across the store earlier
36:45yeah
36:46it gotta be bro
36:47she's like haunting us
36:48so she's the ghost of the big booby boba bitches
36:53yeah
36:54or the ghost of the matcha mommy
36:55wait what is it
36:56probably the uh
36:57milky matcha mommies
36:59milky matcha mommies
37:00milky's
37:03milky
37:07uh what's up
37:10fine shit
37:11uh gugu gaga
37:12my little brother used to have an imaginary friend named milky
37:16and he would do things like purposefully bad and blame it on milky
37:20and he'd say milky did it
37:21i'm dead ass
37:22this is the plot to horror movie
37:23maybe
37:26but xavier used to do it
37:27i haven't really been feeling like myself lately
37:30maybe it's just stress
37:31or not getting enough sleep
37:32but i got a business to run
37:34and people are starting to come back more often
37:35just gotta keep going one cup at a time
37:38wait are we talking like a ricky stednicky
37:40like type ordeal
37:42or like
37:42uh what is it
37:44imaginary friend is the name of the horror movie
37:46where like the little girl's imaginary friend
37:47is like real and haunts the family
37:49so it's a ricky stednicky right
37:51kinda
37:51so that means your brother's gonna be friends with john cena
37:53a male stripper who sings
37:55parody songs about real people
37:57but like stripper parodies
37:58bro
37:59that's cool as shit
38:01yo you need to learn about ricky stednicky bro
38:04why is my heart beating
38:07hello guvna
38:09bro look in the back
38:14you see that person in the counter
38:14alright
38:15can i get one bubble milk tea
38:17you want bubble americano
38:19yeah i know i didn't say
38:21yeah i know i didn't trust bobo
38:23but my son talked me into it
38:24trying it
38:26yeah
38:26guess there's no
38:27guess there's a first time for heaven
38:29hey
38:30there's a fucking little kid in the back bro
38:32time out
38:33there's a little kid in the back
38:34i didn't see the little kid in the back
38:41quick
38:41we've been talking about moch
38:43macho
38:44mokey macho
38:45what was that?
38:46boba milk tea
38:47boba america
38:48i need to lock in
38:49bro we've been talking too much about
38:50milky macho mommies and big booby boba bitches
38:52that we forgot about uh
38:54well it's like a coffee one
38:58what the fuck are you talking about?
39:00coffee cucks or some shit
39:02coffee cucks
39:03no
39:03clean cock
39:04coffee cucks
39:05cock cleaning
39:07coffee
39:08cock cleaning coffee cucks
39:10no
39:10cock cleaning coffee
39:12it's like a world for
39:14cunts
39:15chinese
39:15cunts
39:16cock cleaning coffee cunts
39:20chat is this
39:25is this
39:25not sure about that one
39:26you need to read your fucking lines by the way
39:28thanks
39:28these damn things
39:30did it choke me to death
39:32i'm coming back to haunt
39:33yeah that's not ominous at all
39:34i'm coming back to haunt you
39:36i'm gonna go in the other room
39:37i think
39:37what are you gonna have a panic attack or something?
39:47hey good
39:48hey lady
39:50could you fucking read your line?
39:52read it!
39:53teary
39:54could i have a cup of green tea please?
39:57we don't even serve green tea
39:58here we do
39:59is it just black tea and matcha?
40:02yeah green tea
40:03what?
40:08red and matcha
40:08what do you want?
40:09red and matcha makes green say what?
40:12read your line read your line read your line
40:13the yin energy in this place is strong
40:17okay you just skip the line bro
40:20i'd better leave while i still can
40:22what do you think a zombie would do in this situation?
40:33oh
40:33the ghosts aren't real
40:35oh shit
40:37double boba matcha milk tea
40:41double
40:41hoi
40:42double
40:42red
40:43oh shit
40:45zoink scoob
40:47what was i gonna say?
40:48what do you think a zombie of margaria would order?
40:51i don't know
40:52one coffee
40:53blaze
40:54double
40:55boba
40:55matcha
40:57matcha milky
40:59made
41:00shit
41:01matcha milky made mommies
41:03yo chat we cooked
41:05fuck me oh my god
41:08he's really fighting for his life
41:09oh you motherfucker
41:10not fucking trolling him
41:11talking about matcha milky
41:13fuck that scared the shit out of me
41:14do i really have to reset the day?
41:16i'm gonna shit my pants
41:17can i pee you first?
41:18no
41:19ah damn
41:21i'm gonna get that order ready early
41:26what was it?
41:28double boba matcha milk tea
41:29i got my fucking heart on it
41:30little did you know that the developers
41:32changed the orders of every customer
41:34i fucking hope not
41:35oh it's even like foggy
41:38like static
41:39double boba matcha milk tea
41:44what if like we go back to the counter and it says like fucking spoiled
41:48hey
41:52yeah
41:53yeah
41:54hey
41:54yeah
41:55what was it?
41:56yeah
41:56it was a boba milk and a boba americana
41:58yeah
41:58you should fuck
42:01bro you want me to voice the characters and then you're skipping over the voice lines
42:04can't do my job
42:07gov not
42:09fucking voices in josh's head
42:11what do you mean you're asking me to say them
42:13you're asking me to let them go
42:17bro's locked in
42:19i look over and he's like dead face like keyboard
42:22bro it ain't the eva mech bro
42:26you ain't fighting off angels bro
42:28i think you're good
42:28shinji
42:29yeah you ain't shinji bro
42:31i'm locked in right now
42:32uh miss musato
42:33this is a portion for ants
42:34i fucking hate that cosplayer
42:37i fucking love that video
42:39that shit was funny as fuck
42:40i saw it one day
42:41when i was chilling
42:42yeah
42:43i got a special treat for my special boy
42:46uh is it what i think it is?
42:48uh yeah
42:49can i get uh
42:50two happy meals
42:51i don't even think the musato cosplayer orders anything
42:55like at the end of the video she dips uh
42:58fucking piece of bread and vodka or whatever
43:00okay i think the orders have been the same so far
43:06all right i guess we ain't voicing that at this point
43:13no because we're red lines
43:14did you not claim the money
43:17i can feel the evil i can turn to
43:20i don't give a two
43:21oh it was her sitting over there
43:23yeah you didn't notice earlier
43:25no
43:25double boba matcha milk tea
43:27hurry or else
43:28yeah same bitch
43:29fucking disappears
43:31enjoy
43:32thank you
43:33i just she was like
43:35that was too fast
43:36that was too fast
43:38make it again
43:39or like what is it
43:41i saw you have that on the fryer all day
43:44make it again
43:45kill myself
43:48all right there's a new customer
43:51hello nice to meet you
43:53aww shit
43:55fuck
43:56i am an inspector from the health department
43:59i need to run a quick cleanliness check on your shop
44:03this is to make sure your shop meets the standard needed
44:07don't worry
44:08you may continue serving your customers normally
44:11just pretend i'm not here
44:13you know the fucking almost friday tv smoothie video
44:16this is basically
44:18secret shopper
44:19yeah secret shopper
44:20yo chap
44:21watch almost friday tv
44:23i love their content
44:24hello little gary
44:26hello little girly
44:28hi bitches
44:30oh wait that's not her voice bro
44:31i'm kinda bored of strawberry
44:34can i try a lemon tea instead
44:37you know she's probably gonna get on to me
44:41for having my fridge open and stuff
44:43what
44:43she's probably gonna get on to me
44:45for having my fridge open
44:46hey big sis
44:47make me my tea
44:49hey
44:50thank you big sis
44:55big sissy
44:56you're a big sissy
44:59who
44:59Risa
45:01yeah
45:02big sissy
45:03do you know what a sissy is bro
45:05chat
45:06chat
45:07what's
45:07chat
45:07what's
45:07ah josh
45:08explain to me what a sissy is
45:09no i asked you
45:10anything macho
45:12uh
45:13what the fuck
45:13macho and sweet
45:14i'm too tired to choose
45:16what'd you say
45:17macho and sweet
45:18i thought strawberry made it
45:25sweet
45:25bro chose the one drink
45:27you can't put macho
45:28chocolate macho
45:29uh bro that's called poop
45:31fuck
45:32hello guvna
45:42it's from the fucking uh
45:44isn't it from the regular show episode
45:46where like rigby gets haunted by the car
45:48hello guvna
45:50this is
45:53bro
45:53what i ordered
45:54it said sweet and macho
45:56is this not sweet and macho
45:57uh
45:58cause you don't have to do
45:59a coffee right
46:00what
46:02oh
46:02oh just do milk and macho
46:04uh
46:06josh might be the go to the channel
46:08uh
46:09come on say it
46:10say it
46:11say what
46:11macho milk
46:13no
46:13but milk's not fucking sweet
46:18yeah
46:20yeah we lowkey to go to the channel
46:21we lowkey to go to the channel
46:23bro
46:23i can talk about
46:26okay hold on
46:27it's alright i guess
46:29here's a little something
46:31for you
46:31three dollars
46:32uh that's the health inspector lady
46:35yeah we lowkey to go to the channel
46:37we can talk about whatever the fuck i want
46:39the dead body in the back
46:40alright
46:40everything appears to be sparkling clean
46:43thank you so much for your time and have a nice day
46:47and watch out for the girl who haunts big booby bobo bitches
46:51i don't feel so good
46:52and she's lesbian
46:53i should leave the office soon
46:56chat are we cooked
47:01why can't i grab the mop
47:03okay i'm kind of scared
47:04no you just gotta leave
47:05i gotta flip the sign first
47:09bro just exit the damn shop
47:18what no i gotta do my
47:19no it just says exit the shop bro
47:21yeah it's clean out here anyways
47:23what's going on big booby booby bitches
47:30and macho milky mommy
47:31alright let's go
47:32i'm just gonna lock in bro
47:40it feels like i'm slipping farther
47:42the things i see sometimes they're there
47:44sometimes they're not
47:45i don't even know what's real anymore
47:47the shop is my dream
47:48the shop
47:49this game talks about dating people
47:51i've worked too hard to let it all fall apart now
47:54so i'll smile
47:55i'll serve
47:55and i'll keep going
47:57chick-fil-a experience
47:58i'll smile
48:02i'll serve
48:04and i'll keep going
48:05it's so fucking dark in here
48:07ew
48:08this isn't a creepy maid mommy milk
48:11i don't even know what the fuck i'm talking about anymore bro
48:14we lost the plot
48:15we brother you lost the plot
48:18no we
48:18if we pirate games
48:19we lost the plot
48:20pitbull
48:22yo
48:24had the best road trip of my life
48:27look at you bitch
48:28still slaving away behind the counter bitch
48:31a loser
48:32bring my damned order
48:33uh macho latte and strawberry macho
48:36mocha
48:36mocha
48:37mocha
48:38oh
48:41i can't take it anymore
48:42it's too scary for me
48:44oh shit
48:45yo what the fuck is that
48:47oh
48:47dude
48:48i totally just lost the plot
48:50oh dude
48:50i think i see a dead body
48:52macho latte
48:52strawberry mocha
48:54macho latte
48:55strawberry mocha
48:56you know wait
48:57hold on
48:57now that i think about it
48:58this is just like
49:00like
49:01if we work together
49:02this is just what would happen
49:04like i'd distract you
49:05like you'd be doing your job
49:06and i'd be doing nothing
49:08and distracting you
49:08so wait
49:10hold on
49:10uh
49:12lay video game imitates real
49:15uh
49:15lay art imitates real life
49:17what
49:17kill myself
49:18do you like the gameplay
49:24so far
49:24is it like getting
49:25yeah i enjoy the game
49:26i mean this is just
49:27simulating what a job is
49:29said the scary word
49:31nice
49:32do you know how to
49:33follow ins
49:34you do know how to
49:35follow
49:35you do know how to
49:36follow instructions
49:37even losers can learn
49:39hey
49:39these are money
49:41hey you're the one
49:41paying 26 bucks on drinks
49:43for fucking
49:43two drinks
49:44hell nah
49:45what is it
49:47there's two of them
49:48oh i can't take it anymore
49:50i can't take it anymore
49:52maybe if she had a big strong guy
49:58nope
49:59can't even say that
50:00can't even say that one
50:01just give me my strong coffee
50:03uh milk
50:04make it quick
50:04some of us have real jobs to do
50:06man she's getting bullied bro
50:08she's gonna kill herself
50:10and it's on these guys hands
50:11is this what it's like
50:14to be bullied
50:15or work at a boba shop
50:16i don't even know
50:18maybe this is what it's like
50:19to be a big booby boba bitch
50:21read the god damn line
50:23for a second there
50:23i thought i'd have to teach you
50:24how to brew coffee
50:25look not everyone can be
50:30kanye west
50:30we paid three dollars for that
50:31i think
50:32we paid three dollars
50:33it was just a coffee
50:35i fucking hate these bitches
50:37why am i being haunted
50:38i'm just a girl
50:40i'm just a girl
50:42boba macho milk tea
50:45hurry i need it to get back to work
50:47there's definitely something right there
50:48boba macho milk tea
50:50bro on the steam page
50:54it said you'd be able to date
50:56and all i'm seeing is these bloodsuckers and vampires
50:59nah nah nah
51:04i would fuck the shit out of that
51:06what a sigma
51:07boom boom boom
51:08read the line read the line
51:14good job i guess
51:15try pressing space
51:22yeah we lowkey fuck
51:25look he fucked up
51:38man this wasn't what i wanted
51:55why the fuck are you ringing my
52:08oh my god
52:08where the hell have you been
52:12i've been ringing that bell for 10 minutes straight
52:16not everyone has the time to sit around and wait for you to finish whatever you were doing
52:20i'm gonna walk to another cafe
52:22grab a drink
52:23this is how you treat your customers
52:26no matter
52:27kill yourself
52:28what if somebody came and robbed them
52:30okay what the fuck
52:31holy shit
52:34all these customers are mean
52:35the only nice ones are the little girl and the like dad with the son
52:38oh damn
52:41who is this
52:43wait this is the guy
52:44damn i need to pee so badly
52:46i'll just get a drink from here and use their toilet
52:49oh shit
52:50oh we get to play from this perspective
52:54what
52:55she's gonna fucking kill us or some shit
52:58oh shit
53:01oh this is risa
53:03oh shit
53:04chat is risa bad
53:05thumbnail
53:07chat is risa bad
53:09chat is the arrangement
53:10of pixels on screen bad
53:12hi there what can i get you today
53:16what are we gonna get
53:18you wanna do boba chocolate milk
53:20or boba strawberry milk tea
53:21i like chocolate milk
53:23if it were me i would do boba strawberry chocolate milk
53:25i'd just do boba chocolate milk
53:27or like a boba uh like chocolate
53:28is that all
53:29coffee milk
53:30you get to
53:33yeah
53:33can i borrow the toilet while i wait
53:35i'm very so so sorry
53:37our toilet's for staff only
53:38please wait a moment
53:39one boba chocolate milk coming right up
53:41toilet
53:44that's you
53:44toilet for staff only
53:46screw that
53:48i'll sneak into the toilet
53:49while she's making my drink
53:50why'd you try to sneak in the back bro
53:53go go
53:54stop looking at her ass bro
53:56somebody's fucking living here
54:01what the fuck
54:02oh damn
54:03who is this
54:05oh it's the fat bitch
54:07we just killed her
54:07who would do such a thing
54:09i need to leave immediately and call the police
54:11how did we kill her
54:13like a fucking pike through her neck
54:16i know you went in there bitch
54:21i'm gonna touch you
54:23oh
54:24oh shit
54:25i got me
54:27i got me
54:27i wasn't expecting it
54:29i told you
54:34oh yeah
54:34the toilet
54:35is for staff only
54:37nobody ever listens
54:40now when they look at me like i'm a failure
54:42spelling error
54:43they kept coming in with their eyes
54:46staring
54:47judging
54:48the shop
54:50the shop is my sanctuary
54:51my little world
54:54so i can't let you ruin it
54:56chat
54:57is this the plot to bob's burgers
54:58not you
55:01not her
55:03not the shadows
55:05i didn't want this
55:07but you left me no choice
55:09who's the guy who runs the italian shop in uh
55:12in bob's burgers
55:14jimmy pesto
55:15yeah
55:16it's a shame
55:17that you don't get to enjoy my boba drink
55:20damn risa is freaky
55:23oh
55:24oh
55:31okay so on this channel we've played two video games about what it's like to be a woman
55:36so
55:37both of them are really fucking crazy
55:39i want to say real quick i thought it was going to do the my side thing
55:41where it like went back to the main menu screen
55:45like it was her like raising the boba drink up and then just cut back to the
55:48like transition to the main menu screen
55:50that'd be cool
55:50damn
55:51that's pretty fucking good man
55:53be nice to the people who make your food
55:55hey listen mike ten
55:56i don't know if you needed a full
55:58i would like to if you could date people
56:02you said it in the other
56:03i do want to say
56:05in the demo
56:06that i don't know if you needed to drop a demo
56:08and then drop this as the full game
56:11and then like charge like five bucks on steam for it if i'm being so dead ass
56:16yeah the devs are gonna fucking get our video copyrighted for that
56:21but i do want to say
56:22that i think the only reason that you can get away with it
56:25is because of the fact
56:27that so many people played your game
56:31oh
56:31like the demo
56:32like people fucking ate that demo up
56:34i think if you hadn't have
56:35if the demo hadn't gone over well
56:38i think there would have been no reason to even drop a full game
56:40but
56:41i enjoyed it
56:42i thought it was great
56:43thank you you know for doing it
56:46i apologize
56:47that uh
56:49i pirated the game
56:49i'm sorry
56:50i hope you can forgive me dev
56:52really really really fun game
56:55i hope we bring exposure to your game
56:56yeah i hope we bring exposure
56:57i hope this gets a million views
56:59and i hope everyone goes and buys
57:00their copy of the boba tea shop
57:03what do you think josh
57:05i mean
57:07i need me a big boba
57:08big booby boba bitch
57:10big booby boba bitch
57:11big booby boba bitch
57:12matcha milky mommy mate
57:13a milky matcha mommy
57:14no mate
57:15what was the last one
57:17the cock cleaner one
57:20whoa
57:20i thought you were talking about the fanboy one
57:22no what was it
57:24i don't remember
57:25chocolate
57:25i don't remember
57:26oh it was like a
57:27coffee
57:29cock cleaning
57:30cunt
57:31but that one's too degrading
57:33like i feel a little bad
57:34okay
57:34um
57:35i said okay
57:37leaks down in the description
57:38to the itch.io page
57:39the steam page
57:40if you want to play the game on your own
57:41it's down there
57:41super enjoyable game
57:43a little bit of replay value right there
57:44uh
57:45recommend going to drop
57:47maybe you could date the customers
57:48recommend dropping like a five star review
57:51for the dev
57:52all around great experience
57:53and thank you so much
57:54i think that's going to be it
57:56for the boba tea shop
57:57bye bye
57:58you
57:58You
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