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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 13 Blood Ties
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00:00Did you know your sister took my key, Donnie, and she won't give it back?
00:04I bet you know where she put it, don't you?
00:06She doesn't know anything.
00:08Okay, let's see who you are.
00:12The Knights of Byzantium in ancient order, and now you are in me.
00:17So long as you protect the key, the Brotherhood will never stop until we destroy it and you.
00:24Look at you. I'm afraid I'm hot for your honey.
00:27Because you are.
00:29Well, yeah.
00:32Just tell me what kind of demon I'm fighting.
00:35Glory isn't a demon.
00:37What is she?
00:38She's a god.
00:42Look, I know Mom wants to gather and make with the Mary tomorrow night, but with everything that's going on,
00:47this is exactly what you need.
00:50A 20th birthday party with presents and funny hats and those candles that don't blow out.
00:57Those used to scare me.
00:59Me too.
01:00I just don't think this is the best time to break out the party pinata.
01:04We need to stay focused if we're going to find a way to stop Lori.
01:07We're going up against a god.
01:09An actual mightier-than-thou god.
01:11Well, you know what they say.
01:13The bigger they are.
01:14The faster they stomp you into nothing.
01:19She's right.
01:20When I've thrown everything I've thought at her and she just shrugs it off.
01:23Then we have to find something heavier to throw.
01:26That might pose some difficulty.
01:29From what the Council's been able to discover from the Book of Tarnas and other sources,
01:34Glory and two of her fellow hell gods ruled over one of the more seriously unpleasant demon dimensions.
01:41There's more than one?
01:43Oh, there are thousands of demon dimensions.
01:45All different.
01:46All pushing on the edges of our reality, trying to find a way in.
01:50I guess Glory found one.
01:52The question is why.
01:53There's nothing to indicate that here.
01:56Just vague references to chaos and destruction.
02:01Okay, so we know where Glory's from.
02:04What do we know about her?
02:06You know, she's tough, yeah, but no bolts of lightning, no blasts of fire.
02:10Shouldn't a god be able to do that kind of stuff?
02:12Usually, yeah.
02:14But being in human form must be severely limiting her powers.
02:19Now, all we have to worry about right now is that she's immortal, invulnerable,
02:23and insane.
02:24A crazy hell god?
02:27And the fun just keeps on leaving.
02:30What I've been able to gather, her living in this world is seriously affecting her mental state as well.
02:36Well, she's only being able to keep her mind intact by extracting energy from us.
02:42Well, from the human brain.
02:46She's a brain sucker?
02:48She absorbs the energies that bind the human mind into a cohesive whole.
02:54Once drained, all that's left behind is, uh...
02:57Crazy people.
02:59Which is, I'm afraid, why there's been a marked increase in the ranks of the mentally unstable here in Sunneda.
03:05At least vampires just kill you.
03:08We have to find a way to stop her.
03:11Oh, well, Tara and I can work on some tactical spells.
03:14I can do some research.
03:16I know way more about demon dimensions than Giles does.
03:21Well, I do.
03:23This is great long-term planning stuff, but what about this key thingy Glory's looking for?
03:30Yeah, I mean, shouldn't we be trying to find it before she does?
03:33I don't think that's what we should be worrying about right now.
03:36They've got a point.
03:37Whatever Glory's planning on opening with the key, I'm guessing it won't be filled with candy and flowers.
03:46So where should we start looking?
03:48Do we know where it used to be kept?
03:49Who saw it last?
03:52We did.
03:54Giles and me.
03:55We know where it is.
03:57You what?
03:59You know, and you didn't tell us?
04:02There were reasons.
04:04Look, if Glory knew that you guys knew where it was, I just didn't want to put you in that kind of danger.
04:13As opposed to the other kind we're always in?
04:17You should have said something.
04:19Well, that...
04:23You're right.
04:31It's time.
04:32I'm sure.
04:34They're going to be risking their lives.
04:38They deserve to know.
04:39Know what?
04:46There's something that you need to know about Dawn.
04:51The link must be severed.
04:54Such is the will of God.
04:55The key is the link.
04:59The link must be severed.
05:01Such is the will of God.
05:03The key is the link.
05:05The link must be severed.
05:07Such is the will of God.
05:09You really think he is going to help you?
05:11I fear your faith is gravely misplaced.
05:17will of God.
05:18Ah!
05:18ì—ˆ!
05:18Ah!
05:19Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:23Ah!
05:24Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:26Ah, ah!
05:27Ah!
05:28Ah!
05:29Uh!
05:29Ah.
05:31Ah!
05:32Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:35Ah!
05:36Ah!
05:37Ah!
05:38Ah!
05:43What?
05:43Shall we test your faith now?
06:02Never send a minion to do a god's work.
06:13Hey, nice sword.
06:29Bet it hurts.
06:43Let's go.
07:13Let's go.
07:43Let's go.
07:52You guys doing the spell?
07:54Don, hey, yeah, we're doing an early warning incantation.
07:59If anything hell-goddishly powerful comes within 100 feet of the shop, then screechy siren things will, you know, screech.
08:09This should give us a heads-up so we can hide the, um, key.
08:14We already put one up around your house.
08:17Cool.
08:17Can I help?
08:18Well, I don't think Buffy would like the, uh, blackguards bumpin' oars with the littlest summers.
08:26How can she not be real?
08:35Well, she's real.
08:37Well, she's just kind of new.
08:40Hey.
08:47We on the case?
08:50Yeah.
08:51Right on top, perched, ready for action.
08:53How's my sweet, fancy dawn doing?
08:58Fine.
09:00What's up with you?
09:01Did you get into the sugar again?
09:03You make a very pretty little girl.
09:09Anya, you want to help me with that thing?
09:12Xander needs help with his thing.
09:19I'm not sure our regular workout is challenging you anymore, but I should make it harder.
09:27You always think harder is better.
09:29Maybe next to my patrol, I should carry a load of bricks and use a steak made of butter.
09:35Very amusing.
09:37I'm sure Dawn feels that way about the schoolwork sometimes.
09:41That true?
09:42How was school today?
09:44Um, the usual big square building filled with boredom and despair.
09:49Just how I remember it.
09:53So, what's the homework such?
09:55We have to imagine what we'll be like ten years from now and write a letter to our future self.
10:01The teacher is clearly so out of ideas.
10:04Want to help?
10:04Maybe later.
10:06I have some stuff I have to do first.
10:08Is it about that weird girl that came to the house?
10:11Glory.
10:12And no, it's not.
10:14Like you tell me anyway.
10:16Dawn's too young and Dawn's too delicate.
10:19Right.
10:19A young, delicate pain in my butt.
10:22I just think you're freaking out because you have to fight someone prettier than you.
10:25That is the case, right?
10:31Glory is evil and powerful.
10:35And in no way prettier than me.
10:37I just think you're getting soft in your advanced age.
10:40She didn't look that tough to me.
10:41Okay.
10:44One more time.
10:46Just between me and you, our itsy bitsy little secret.
10:57Where is the key?
11:01Even if I knew, I'd die a thousand deaths before I tell you.
11:06You won't need a thousand, sweetie.
11:09I'll make the first one last.
11:12Long time.
11:13What is it with you religious types?
11:25It's intimacy, isn't it?
11:28Oh.
11:29You're just scared of letting someone in.
11:33Shh.
11:33Shh.
11:34Shh.
11:34Shh.
11:34Shh.
11:35It's okay.
11:37I know how difficult the first time can be.
11:43You don't have to be afraid.
11:46Just relax.
11:49You may not have the info I want.
11:52But you still got something I need.
12:11Frizzies.
12:12See, just what you needed.
12:15You are very, very wise.
12:17Now, gimme, gimme, gimme.
12:17This is extremely suspenseful.
12:24I want the presents.
12:27Oh, it's beautiful.
12:30Thank you, guys.
12:31Oh, we thought you'd get lots of crossbows and other killy stuff.
12:34Yes, we figured.
12:36Less killy, more frilly.
12:41It's just so lovely.
12:44Oh, I wish it was mine.
12:47Like you weren't all thinking the same thing.
12:52I'm fairly certain I wasn't.
12:54I've got one just like it.
12:56Here.
12:57Open mine.
13:00It's not going to explode, is it?
13:06It's when we visited Dad that summer in San Diego.
13:11Um, I put the shells on it myself.
13:13We picked them off the beach.
13:19I remember.
13:28Oh, jeez, don't get all movie of the week.
13:32I was just too cheap to buy a real present.
13:35It still seems to me like there's a lot you don't know about this.
13:53I mean, is she dangerous?
13:55No.
13:56Hold on, wait just a second.
13:58I assume you're talking about her existence rather than her intentions.
14:02Exactly.
14:02Don?
14:05What are you doing in there?
14:07Party getting slow?
14:09Oh.
14:10We need plates.
14:11It's cake time.
14:12It's cake time.
14:24Why does everybody start acting all weird when I'm around?
14:30Me?
14:31I mean, not weird.
14:34I'm not an idiot.
14:36I know you're talking about me.
14:38No, no, we really weren't.
14:40We were talking about sex.
14:43They were talking about me just like everybody is.
14:47Again, not so much.
14:48In fact, none.
14:50We were talking about sex.
14:52I mean, you know us.
14:53Sometimes we like to pretend stuff.
14:55Anya.
14:56You know, like say there's a fireman or a shepherd.
14:59You know what?
15:00Let's not have this exchange of images right now.
15:03Oh.
15:04Right.
15:05Of course.
15:06Can't let Don hear anything.
15:08Fine.
15:09I'm just gonna go to bed.
15:10That way I won't accidentally get exposed to, like, words.
15:14Cake.
15:23Cake?
15:53Oh, jeez, work much?
16:10It wasn't lurking.
16:12I was standing about.
16:13It's a whole different vibe.
16:15What is...
16:20Are you giving Buffy a birthday present?
16:23Oh, my God.
16:26Weird and chocolates.
16:29Lame and the box is all bent
16:31and letting you know
16:32she'd never touch anything from you anyway.
16:36Shouldn't you be tucked away in your bed, Deep Eye?
16:40All warm and safe when nothing can eat you.
16:43Is that supposed to scare me?
16:49A little tremble wouldn't hurt.
16:51Sorry, it's just...
16:54Come on.
16:55I'm badder than you.
16:57I'm not.
16:59Am too.
17:00You're standing in the bushes
17:02hugging a bent box of chocolates
17:04and I'm...
17:05What?
17:06Sneaking out to braid hair
17:08and watch Teletubbies with your mates?
17:10No.
17:13I'm breaking into the magic shop
17:15to steal things.
17:20Magic shop, eh?
17:26A whole number of beasties between here and there.
17:30But they'd really go for a little red riding
17:32like you.
17:34That wouldn't set too well with Big Sister.
17:36I can take care of myself.
17:49You want to come steal some stuff?
17:52Yeah, all right.
18:00Do you know how to do that or not?
18:02Give me just a sec.
18:03Maybe we just bust through the doors.
18:09That's right.
18:11It's bad now.
18:15Go with a mission, eh?
18:16What's the caper?
18:18Jewels?
18:19Ancient artifacts?
18:20Or just plain hard cash liberated from the till?
18:24A book.
18:26All this for a book?
18:29I don't want the book.
18:31Just what's inside.
18:32I think it was Giles' notes.
18:37He was standing here,
18:39and when I turned around,
18:40it was gone.
18:52Where did he learn to write
18:53so bloody small
18:55from a fruit fly?
18:57Wait.
18:58Here's something.
18:59Uh, Tarnas,
19:0012th century.
19:02One of the founders
19:03of the monks
19:03of the Order of Dagon.
19:05Their sole purpose
19:06appears to have been
19:07as protectors of the key.
19:10Brown-robed types
19:11are always protecting something.
19:13It's the only way
19:13they can justify
19:14giving up goals.
19:15Hey.
19:19Troll him.
19:25Didn't go with my stuff anyway.
19:27The key is not
19:29directly described
19:30in any known literature,
19:32but all research
19:33indicates
19:33an energy matrix
19:34vibrating at a
19:35dimensional frequency
19:36beyond normal
19:37human perception.
19:39Only those outside reality
19:41can see the key's
19:42true nature.
19:45Outside reality.
19:46What's that mean?
19:48Hmm.
19:49Second-side blokes,
19:50mostly.
19:50Or even just
19:53your run-of-the-mill lunatics.
19:57You don't belong.
20:00Shit.
20:01There!
20:02There's no one in there.
20:03I know what you are.
20:05What else did you say
20:06about this key?
20:08It's made out of gold.
20:10Maybe we can hawk it.
20:12Split the take.
20:14Um,
20:15the key is also susceptible
20:17to necromanced
20:18animal detection,
20:19particularly those
20:21of canine
20:21or serpent
20:22construct.
20:35The monks
20:36possess the ability
20:37to transform energy
20:39and reality.
20:43Blah, blah, blah.
20:45Good Lord,
20:46Giles writes as dull
20:47as he talks,
20:48doesn't he?
20:50They started work,
20:52but the council
20:54has suggested
20:56to us
20:58that they were interrupted,
21:00presumably by
21:01glory.
21:05They obviously did manage
21:06to accomplish the taste,
21:09accomplish the task.
21:12They had to be certain
21:13the slayer would protect it
21:15with her life,
21:16so they sent the key to her
21:21in human form,
21:25in the form of a sister.
21:29huh, I guess that's you,
21:39nibbler.
21:39I guess that's you,
21:40nibbler.
21:40not even a card, huh?
21:53I wasn't really expecting one.
21:56No contact with civilians.
21:59It's probably a code name for it.
22:02You know,
22:02like radio silence,
22:04it's greeting card silence.
22:08Sorry.
22:09Maybe it's time to start
22:10a new tradition.
22:12Birthdays without boyfriends.
22:14That could be just as much fun.
22:17Preaching to the choir here, baby.
22:18Yeah, some of my best.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:31Is this blood?
22:33Done.
22:36Oh, baby.
22:39What did you do?
22:41This is blood, isn't it?
22:44It can't be me.
22:46I'm not a key.
22:48I'm not a thing.
22:51Oh, sweetie, no.
22:52What is this all about?
22:54What am I?
22:56Am I real?
22:58Am I anything?
23:06If you need anything.
23:09Thanks.
23:18Perhaps I should stay,
23:20you know, just in case.
23:22This is a family thing.
23:25We should deal with this.
23:27Okay.
23:28Okay.
23:28Why didn't you tell me?
23:43Why didn't you tell me?
23:50We were going to.
23:51I just...
23:52We thought it would be better
24:00if we waited until you were older.
24:04How old am I now?
24:06You're 14, sweetheart.
24:08You know that.
24:09No.
24:10Lamont's.
24:12When did...
24:14When did they...
24:17Six months ago.
24:25I've only been alive for six months, huh?
24:29He's been alive a lot longer than that to us.
24:32You don't know that.
24:36You don't know anything.
24:38I'm just a key, right?
24:40Everything about me is made up.
24:42Dawn.
24:46Mom and I know what we feel.
24:49I know I care about you.
24:52I know that I worry about you.
24:55You worry about me because you have to.
24:57I'm your job.
24:59Protect the key, right?
25:00I worry because my sister is cutting herself.
25:04Yeah?
25:05How do you know?
25:06Maybe it's just another fake memory
25:08from my fake family.
25:10Sweetheart.
25:11Get out.
25:13Dawn.
25:15Get out.
25:16Get out.
25:17Get out!
25:28We need answers, child.
25:30We need to find out everything we can about the key.
25:34What's it for?
25:35Who created it?
25:36And why Glory has a big girl guy, Jones, for it.
25:39This isn't about her.
25:41It's about Dawn.
25:43She deserves to know where she came from.
25:46She needs to know.
25:48Or it's just gonna eat away at her.
25:50How does she find this?
25:53How does she get in here?
25:54Ew!
25:55Who's been using the urn of Ishtar as an ashtray?
25:59Ashtray.
26:05Morning, sunshine.
26:07You come around for eggs and sausage and fresh out.
26:11Hey, careful.
26:13These are wet.
26:14How could you let her find out like that?
26:19From books and papers?
26:21You hate me that much?
26:23I was just along for the ride.
26:27Not like I knew she was mystical, glowy, key thing.
26:31Nobody keeps me in the bloody loop, do they?
26:35You could have stopped her.
26:37Oh, yeah, here it comes.
26:41Something goes wrong in your life.
26:43Blame Spike.
26:45Newsflash, Blondie.
26:50If Kid Sis wants to grab a midnight stroll,
26:54she'll find a way sooner or later.
26:56I just thought she'd be safer
26:58with Big Bad looking over her shoulder.
27:00Oh.
27:07She shouldn't have found out like that.
27:09You didn't think you could keep the truth
27:11from her forever, did you?
27:13Maybe if you had been more honest with her
27:15in the first place,
27:16you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better
27:18with a round of kick to spike.
27:20Honey?
27:37You're gonna be late for school.
27:42I'm not going.
27:44Blobs of energy don't need an education.
27:47You want me to make you some soup?
27:53I think there's some chicken and stars.
27:55I'm not sick.
27:58I'm not anything.
28:00Honey, calm down, okay?
28:02Don't tell me what to do.
28:07You're not my mother.
28:08Mother.
28:17I changed my mind.
28:21I would rather be at school.
28:37All right, fellas.
28:39Today we've got blues, greens, and...
28:43Oh, hey, chartreuse.
28:45It's a party.
28:45It won't stink.
28:49The birds have been back in too long.
28:54Byzantium.
28:56Yes.
28:57They've arrived.
28:59Unfortunate but not completely unexpected.
29:02How many?
29:03The numbers are few for the moment,
29:05but they'll grow.
29:07The nights of Byzantium are like ants.
29:11First you see one, then two,
29:13then the picnics ruined.
29:17No matter how many we killed,
29:18they'll keep coming.
29:20Wave after wave.
29:23It's time to set old animosities aside.
29:26Your fate is directly linked
29:28to her magnificently-scented glorificus.
29:31She's been extremely forgiving
29:33of your considerable foibles up until now,
29:36but if you persist in your defiance,
29:39she'll be forced to...
29:40To what?
29:42What is she going to do?
29:44Send a six-pack of minions to bore me to death?
29:48Glory can't lay a finger on me.
29:50You know it.
29:51I know it.
29:52She knows it.
29:53So save the threats
29:55or I'll finish the job
29:57I started on your head.
29:59I know it.
30:29We can't just let her sit up there all alone.
30:35She needs time.
30:37We can't force her to be all right with this.
30:42That's your answer?
30:43Just leave her alone
30:45and hope everything works itself out?
30:48No.
30:49But if I were her,
30:49I'd want a little bit of time right now.
30:51I wouldn't want my mother and my sister
30:53coming at me from all sides.
30:55Her school called today.
31:00She was suspended.
31:02She yelled at a teacher.
31:04The things she said, Buffy.
31:06I mean, she's never used language like that.
31:08She probably feels like she can say
31:11or do anything right now.
31:13She's not real.
31:14We're not her family.
31:17We don't even know what she is.
31:18She's not real.
31:20She's not real.
31:30No.
31:31Oh, my God.
32:01How can you talk about Dawn as if she's a thing?
32:17I'm not.
32:19I'm just saying that's probably how she feels.
32:23Well, then we have to show her that it isn't true.
32:26She needs to know that she's still a part of this family and that we love her.
32:30It's not that simple.
32:32We're not going to be able to fix this with a hug and a kiss and a bowl of soup.
32:37Dawn needs to know where she came from.
32:39She needs real answers.
32:41What she needs is her sister, Buffy, not the Slayer.
32:49The Slayer is the only thing standing between Dawn and this god from the bitch dimension that wants to shove her in some kind of lock and give her a good twirl.
33:00Mom, I need to be out there doing my job.
33:02My God, Glory, it's Willow's spell.
33:06Wait, it's not Glory.
33:12Dan.
33:14Dawn.
33:17Buffy.
33:17No.
33:18No, she could have burned the house down.
33:20Buffy.
33:20She tore up her room.
33:34She burned all of her diaries.
33:36The Dawnmeister Chronicles?
33:37Well, she's been keeping those since, you mean, since she was seven.
33:45I remember, too, Will.
33:48We have to find her.
33:51Fast.
33:52Before Glory or the Knights of Hack and Slash figure out what, who she really is.
33:59Mom's going to stay at home in case she shows up.
34:03I figure we split up and sweep the city.
34:06Anya, will you stay here in case she shows up?
34:09Xander, Giles, you guys take the center of town.
34:12Willow, Tara, Westside.
34:14Spike, you and I'll get the Eastside.
34:16Just find her.
34:18Please.
34:29There's so many things I remember.
34:59Seeing Dawn, hanging with her, listening to Buffy complain about her.
35:05Mostly that last one.
35:08How could it be that all those things never really happened?
35:12It takes some getting used to.
35:14The idea of a bright 14-year-old actually being living energy, thousands of years old.
35:22I'm guessing some kind of super powerful in a raw form.
35:26People have killed, died for it.
35:29They've summoned armies to control the key.
35:34You know, uh, she kind of has a crush on me.
35:40Your point, B?
35:41Well, nothing.
35:44No, uh, just saying.
35:47Powerful being.
35:50Big energy gal digging the Xan man.
35:54Some guys are just cooler, you know?
36:03Dawn!
36:06Dawn!
36:07Yeah, that should do it.
36:08Shut up.
36:09The nipplet's scamping off to get away from you.
36:12If she hears you bellowing, she's gonna pack it in the opposite direction.
36:16I can't say I blame her.
36:17I can't say I blame her.
36:22You were right.
36:25This is my fault.
36:27I should have told her.
36:28She probably would have skipped off anyway, even if she never found out.
36:39She's not just a blob of energy.
36:40She's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.
36:43Which one's screwing her up more right now?
36:48Spin the bloody wheel.
36:51You'll find her just in the nick of time.
36:54That's what you hero types do.
37:01You'll find her.
37:02And then what?
37:08And then what?
37:08You're taking the way to solve it, you know?
37:26All right.
37:26It's here.
37:55It's here.
37:57It's here.
37:58It can't stop.
38:00It's here.
38:01It's here.
38:02It's here.
38:03It's here.
38:04It's here.
38:05It's here.
38:06Make it stop.
38:07It's here.
38:08The skin's too tight.
38:10I can't hear it.
38:14What's the frequency?
38:16Empty.
38:17All spilled out.
38:20Please.
38:22You see me, right?
38:28Look at me.
38:29I can't stop.
38:34You know what I am, don't you?
38:37You all know.
38:39Can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it.
38:42Tell me.
38:43Can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it.
38:46What am I?
38:48The key.
38:49I found it.
38:50Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
38:52Thank you, thank you.
38:53You know what the key is?
38:54Where did I come from?
38:55Who made me?
38:56What, what am I?
38:59Thank you, thank you.
39:00You know what the key is?
39:04Where did I come from?
39:07Who made me?
39:09What am I?
39:13He's...
39:14Destroyer.
39:16Cranked her in the house.
39:18The sun bleeding into the sky.
39:21No.
39:21The key is to that.
39:22No.
39:23No.
39:25Such is the will of God.
39:27Such is the will of God.
39:28I'm just the will of God.
39:31I'm just the will of God.
39:33I'm just the will of God.
39:39Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness,
39:43courtesy of whoever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
39:46Couldn't find any marshmallows.
39:48I'll try to steal some for next time.
39:50Don't like them anyway.
39:52What?
39:53Is that even possible?
39:55Too squishy.
39:56When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, not.
40:03Don, was your mom brought back in?
40:06Is that why you're here?
40:08No.
40:09My mom's just fine.
40:14Is there anybody I can call?
40:16Your sister?
40:17I don't have a sister.
40:20Oh.
40:21You two have a fight?
40:22It's okay.
40:23I know how that goes.
40:25I got a sister, too.
40:27They can be a real pain sometimes, huh?
40:29I tell you, there have been a lot of nights I wish she didn't exist either.
40:36It's not Buffy.
40:38It's me.
40:40I'm the one that doesn't exist.
40:42Look, I know it can feel that way sometimes, but when you're older...
40:50No, you don't understand.
40:52It's not real.
40:54None of this.
40:54They made it.
40:55Dawn.
40:56I'm nothing.
40:57I'm just a thing the monks made so Glory couldn't find me.
41:01I'm not real.
41:02You're the key.
41:06What do you know about the key?
41:07Go.
41:08Before she finds you, don't ask me how she knows, because she always knows.
41:12Just go.
41:13Wait, calm down.
41:14You don't understand.
41:15You're a kid.
41:16You stay, she'll find you.
41:18She finds you, she'll hurt you.
41:20What's wrong with you?
41:22You're what she's been searching for.
41:23I am telling you, run.
41:25You don't know.
41:26You...
41:26Oh, God, no.
41:31She's coming.
41:31I can feel it.
41:33You've got to get out.
41:35No.
41:36Oh, no.
41:37She's here.
41:39She's here.
41:46Hey, don't I know you?
41:57Oh, cotton.
41:58Could a fabric be more annoyingly pedestrian?
42:03Now this is what I'm talking about.
42:10Makes your skin sick.
42:15You're...
42:15You're Ben.
42:17It's an insie more complicated than that.
42:22Family always is, isn't it?
42:24You'd never make it.
42:27I'd rip out your spine before you got half a step.
42:31And those little legs?
42:33They wouldn't be much good without one of those.
42:37Would they, Donnie?
42:38Now, what I'm trying to noodle is what in the world was the Slayer's little sis doing here with John O'Ben?
42:48You don't remember.
42:53Remember what?
42:55You were talking to him, not me.
43:00Oh, he wasn't being naughty, was he?
43:04Excuse me, ma'am.
43:06This area's for hospital personnel.
43:08Brude.
43:13I was talking.
43:17What do you say?
43:19We find a nice place off the beaten where you and I can have a long, uninterrupted chat.
43:30We look, but no, Don.
43:31What about the carousel?
43:33I'll check there, too.
43:35Nothing?
43:36Sorry, Buff.
43:39Anything could have happened to her.
43:42Not just Glory.
43:46I better check the hospital.
43:51Okay.
43:52Small talk over.
43:53I'm in a bit of a crunch here, so let's cut right to the ooey-gooey center.
43:57Your sister, the Slayer, has my key.
44:00It's mine, I want it.
44:01Do you know where she swirled it away?
44:06There's ice cream and puppy dogs in it for you if you start singing.
44:10I'm not sure.
44:14What does it look like?
44:19Well, the last time I caught a peep, it was a bright, green, swirly shimmer.
44:31It really brought out the blue in my eyes.
44:36Then those sneaky little monks pulled into Abracadabra.
44:39Now it could look like anything.
44:40You see the predicament I'm in.
44:42Maybe.
44:42Maybe.
44:43Maybe.
44:47Yes.
44:52Well, maybe if you told me more about it, I'd know if I've seen it.
45:00Okay.
45:15She wasn't brought in.
45:16Which is a happy thing, right?
45:19I don't know.
45:21I'm on the third floor in the break room.
45:23You guys gotta see him.
45:24His head's almost twisted clean off.
45:26Glory.
45:30So this key thing, it's been around for a long time?
45:38Well, not as long as it may.
45:40But, yeah, just the side of forever.
45:43Is it evil?
45:49Totally.
45:54Well, no, not really.
45:56I guess it depends on your point of view.
46:01What's it for?
46:03I mean, if it's a key, there's gotta be a lock, right?
46:10Yes.
46:12We have a winner.
46:16So what does it open?
46:24I smell a fox in my hen house.
46:29So what, you've been playing sugar and spice with Uncle Ben,
46:32trying to get a peek at Glory's Unmentionables?
46:34No, I...
46:35Shh.
46:36I kind of want to hear me talking right now.
46:40Me talking.
46:43You know what I'm starting to think?
46:47I'm thinking...
46:49that maybe you...
46:53don't have any idea where my key is.
46:59Very irritating, irrational.
47:01You know what I mean, tiny snapdragon?
47:03I mean, like...
47:04like bugs under my skin.
47:09And say...
47:10I'm feeling a little...
47:14What's wrong with you?
47:17Hey.
47:19Hey.
47:21This doesn't have to be a complete waste of my precious time.
47:25I've been meaning to send the Slayer a message.
47:28But I could use a little pick-me-up.
47:34Two birds, one stone, and...
47:37Boom.
47:40They have yummy dead birds.
47:45Get away from my sister.
47:47Hey, we were just talking about you.
47:50Conversation's over, hell bitch.
47:51I thought you said this game was tough.
48:10You know what I'm trying to do...
48:11You know what I'm trying to do.
48:12...
48:19You know, you know what I'm trying to do.
48:27If he wakes up, tell your boyfriend to watch his mouth.
48:31He is not my boyfriend.
48:33Hey, those are really nice shoes.
48:46Giles, now!
48:50Oh, please.
48:51Like, that's gonna...
48:53Hey!
48:56Watch the hair.
48:57Time to start the dying.
49:04Start with the well.
49:07Dawn!
49:10Muffy!
49:11Get back!
49:12Nice catch.
49:13Is that the best you little crap-knacks could master?
49:16Because I gotta tell you, I'm so not impressed.
49:22Look what you did to my dress, you little...
49:25Tuscate!
49:27Willow!
49:35What did you do to her?
49:42Teleportation spell.
49:44Still working out the kinks.
49:46Where'd you send her?
49:48Don't know.
49:49That's one of the kinks.
49:50That's one of the kinks.
49:57Oh, shh.
50:03That was an incredibly dangerous spell for an adapt at your level.
50:08Yep.
50:09We'll be trying that one again soon.
50:13Are you okay?
50:15Did she hurt you?
50:15Why do you care?
50:20Because I love you.
50:22You're my sister.
50:25No, I'm not.
50:28Yes, you are.
50:32Look, it's blood.
50:34It's summer's blood.
50:46It's just like mine.
50:47It doesn't matter where you came from or how you got here.
50:55You are my sister.
51:02There's no way you could annoy me so much if you weren't.
51:05I'm so scared.
51:20Me too.
51:22Come on.
51:35Wait.
51:37Ben, he was here.
51:39He was trying to help me.
51:41He...
51:45I...
51:46I think he might have left before Gloria came.
51:52I can't...
51:54I can't remember.
51:56It's okay.
51:58Don't worry about it.
51:59Next time we see him, we'll thank him.
52:02I have to get you back home, though.
52:05Mom's freaking out.
52:08Oh.
52:09Is she mad about the whole fire thing?
52:13I think you sort of have a get-out-of-jail-free card
52:16on account of big love and trauma.
52:19Really?
52:21Okay.
52:22Good.
52:28I think she'd raise my allowance.
52:31Don't push it.
52:52Grr, argh.
53:22Grr.
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