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  • 5/4/2025
Gazza, a small-time crook, seeks £35,000 for his gran's care. He overhears a tip, devising a scheme. In 21 days, he mus | dG1fY2RleEJMS3h5STQ
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00:00My name is Gary Buckle, wheeler-dealer and troublemaker.
00:07I wasn't always that person, you know.
00:10You said it was urgent. What is it?
00:12It's Nan.
00:14I need 35 grand to pay for her care home fees.
00:1835?
00:1935!
00:2035,000.
00:26Bollocks.
00:27How am I going to get the money?
00:31Get a job, like the rest of us.
00:33And who's going to hire me?
00:36I thought maybe I could do a job like the old days.
00:40Do you actually remember what happened on the last job?
00:48Can't believe it, man.
00:50You resemble me father so much.
00:53Indeed, about 3 million US.
00:55There's nothing now I go out and tell me father I land from jail, you know.
00:593 million.
01:03You want to go to Jamaica?
01:05Pose as this Jamaican gangster.
01:08Steal all his dough.
01:10And then hope to live.
01:11I mean, all I've got to do is learn the Jamaican accent.
01:15If you're ready for die,
01:18who am I to try and stop you?
01:19Here we go.
01:21Pat was not just a dialect.
01:24It's a way of life.
01:27An attitude.
01:28Don't you?
01:31Let them know man said that.
01:32Kill man all right.
01:34Blop, blop, brrrrrrrap!
01:40Find him.
01:43Kill him.
01:45Bring him back to life.
01:50And then kill him again.
01:53You said go undercover
02:01Yeah but me never say idiot
02:02Dressed in a winter coat
02:04And a winter hat
02:05And a beach in Jamaica
02:07Take it off

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