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Tape distributor: Paramount Home Video
Original release date: November 7, 2000
No print date

List of contents:

1.) Paramount Pictures (1986-2003)
2.) "Coming To Theaters"
3.) What Women Want trailer
4.) Lucky Numbers trailer
5.) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2003)
6.) "Coming To Videocassette"
7.) The Virgin Suicides trailer
8.) Mission: Impossible 2 Original Motion Picture Soundtrack promo
9.) "Stay Tuned for a Special Presentation After the Movie"
10.) "Feature Presentation"
11.) Warning Screen
12.) Format screen
13.) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2003)
Transcript
00:00To be continued...
00:30Coming to theaters
00:36Women have always shared
00:49a seemingly impossible dream
00:52to meet a man
00:53who truly listened to them
00:55who really understood
00:57what they were thinking
00:58Let me get your cab, sir
00:59But no man could ever really hear them
01:02Until now
01:04Thank you, Flo
01:06You're welcome, my little sweet bones
01:08What did you say?
01:11Me?
01:13Nothing
01:13I didn't hear what women think
01:18Whoa, lighting up in that aftershave, buddy
01:20I'm talking personal, private stuff
01:22The stuff that nobody on earth is supposed to hear
01:24I hear that stuff
01:24Oh, dear God
01:25Hello?
01:29Hello, I'm Darcy
01:30Why do I think he's checking me out?
01:33This guy's kind of exciting
01:34Oh!
01:35I don't know how this happened to you or why
01:37But you may just be the luckiest man on earth
01:39If you know what women want
01:41The world can be yours
01:43You go, girl
01:45I'm gonna be the one guy on earth
01:47Who knows what they want
01:48How they think
01:49And why they do those cuckoo things they do
01:52Parallel Pictures and Icon Productions present
01:56The story of a man's man
02:00Who's getting in touch
02:01With his feminine side
02:05I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing
02:13The last night I'm a virgin
02:15Belle Gibson
02:18They just want to be listening to me
02:19Why is it so hard?
02:20You're starting to sound like a nag
02:21Oh, that's a man talk for
02:23If you don't want to listen
02:24Fine, be that way
02:25Helen Hunt
02:27Humphrey?
02:28Just call me anytime
02:29I'm flirting
02:30What's wrong with me?
02:32Oh, God
02:33I just looked at his crotch
02:34Oh, I hope he didn't see me
02:35Oh, I just looked at it again
02:37Stop it
02:38What women want
02:40A Nancy Meyers film
02:42Let's check in with the weather center
02:56Russ, am I the only one
02:58Who misses our old pal Jack Frost?
03:00A local
03:01He said to me that I delivered the weather forecast
03:06With a Shakespearean flair
03:07Was he drunk?
03:11Weatherman Russ Richards
03:12Owes his success to his winning personality
03:15We love your show
03:16Thank you
03:17You have a good day
03:19His snowmobile dealership
03:22I'm Rockefeller
03:23I'm on Broadway
03:24I'm doing a cha-cha-cha
03:25And his own table at Denny's
03:27You're Russ Richards, aren't you?
03:29Here
03:29Oh, let me guess
03:30It's a resume of some sort
03:33Just read it
03:34Everything else
03:35I need money
03:36I need it fast
03:37I told you last time
03:38No more loans
03:39He owes to the bank
03:40I'm not selling Jack
03:41I'm going to sell my body parts
03:43To South America
03:43Before I sell that Jack
03:44But all that
03:47Is about to change
03:49Okay Russ
03:51It's going to be a better day
03:53Sometimes in life
03:55Greatest opportunities
03:56Are sitting right under your nose
03:57Eight
03:58You think that my playing the lottery
03:59Is going to solve all my problems?
04:01Not playing the lottery
04:02Winning the lottery
04:03I'm a big brother
04:05I'm probably the biggest brother of all
04:07Let me bask in that for a while
04:09Before I start thinking about temperament
04:11I'll say lottery
04:11This October
04:15I have to ask you something
04:16I wouldn't blame you
04:17If you said no
04:18You're going to be really there
04:20I can't believe it
04:21I thought it would be a slightly harder sell
04:24You need someone to buy the ticket
04:26And claim the winnings
04:27My cousin Walter could do it
04:28He's this totally straight guy
04:30Ugly
04:35All right
04:36Paranon Pictures and Studio Canal
04:39Present
04:40Short and sweet
04:41I want half the money
04:42Oh
04:43Jeez
04:43John Travolta
04:44This is killing me
04:46I can't even bounce
04:47Lisa Pudrow
04:48Now that's just your anger talking
04:50Paramedics said that there was nothing
04:53Anyone could have done
04:54I can't believe it
04:56I'm in shock
04:57You know what his last words were?
04:58You and Russ deserve to have that money
05:00All right
05:03Keyline pie
05:04Lucky numbers
05:06Oh it's so sad
05:07It's just so sad
05:09Want a section?
05:12Oh yeah
05:13Coming to videocassette
05:30What we have here is a dreamer
05:49Someone completely out of touch with reality
05:51I'm gonna ask you out
06:01Bad chance
06:03Lux please put your shirt on this instant
06:08Are you an aviation enthusiast?
06:11I don't know if I'd call myself an enthusiast
06:13Do you like to wrestle?
06:16Do you like to wrestle?
06:27Look
06:27She's laughing
06:29He made her laugh
06:32My intentions for your daughter
06:36Are entirely honorable
06:37What might those intentions be?
06:44So much has been said about the girls over the years
06:47Those girls have a bright future ahead of them
06:49But we have never found an answer
06:51Her act was a cry for help
06:53I heard it was an accident
06:54Even then as teenagers
06:56We tried to put the pieces together
06:57We still can't
06:59We got a full tank of gas
07:01We'll take you anywhere you want to go
07:02About time
07:03We've been waiting for you guys
07:05You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets
07:20Obviously doctor
07:21You've never been a 13 year old girl
07:23Poor sisters put their own lives in jeopardy
07:27They'll all be gone by next year
07:28We would never be sure about the secrets of events
07:45We argue about it still
07:47The soundtrack of the year
07:57Featuring Limp Bizkit
07:59Metallica's number one hit
08:04I Disappeared
08:06Rob Sounding
08:10Group Fighters
08:10And Brian May
08:11Godsmack
08:12Diffuser
08:13And much much more
08:14Also available
08:15MI2
08:16The original score album
08:17Featuring Ico Ico
08:19In stores now
08:21Stay tuned for a special presentation
08:28After the movie
08:30And now we're pleased to bring
08:37Our Featuring
08:38Our feature presentation
08:41See you guys next time
08:46And now we're pleased to bring
08:54On transformer

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