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A tabloid reporter makes a shocking cryptozoological discovery while investigating a recent rash of Bigfoot sightings in this comedy featuring beer, bikinis, and the wildest party animal you've ever met.
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A tabloid reporter makes a shocking cryptozoological discovery while investigating a recent rash of Bigfoot sightings in this comedy featuring beer, bikinis, and the wildest party animal you've ever met.
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00:01:00Hey girls! Hi Mrs. Pepperdough! So you girls ready to have a good time this weekend?
00:01:13I can't wait. I've never been camping before. I have. It's really fun. We get to go on hikes
00:01:18and make campfires and roast marshmallows. That sounds like so much work. Can't we just
00:01:23go to the beach? Yeah, there'd be less bugs and dirt. We're not going to the beach. Besides,
00:01:29camping's a lot of fun, and you'll learn some necessary survival skills. What are you
00:01:34reading, Marianne? Oh, it's a book on cryptids. How is it? Oh, there's this fascinating chapter.
00:01:42Oh, there's this fascinating chapter on... You're such a geek. You're such an idiot.
00:01:46Spaz! What? Knock it off, girls. Sorry. Sorry, Mrs. Pepperdough. Are you princesses done chatting?
00:01:55If we don't get a move on, traffic's going to be a bitch. Now, move it!
00:01:59Yeah. Alright, put them on. Yeah, this is Barry. Fisherman, huh? This is Richard
00:02:24Barry. Fisherman, huh? Third instant this week? Okay, what's the name of this place again?
00:02:36Skull Mountain, up near Awani. Huh? Okay, I'm sending someone up there to check it out.
00:02:49His name is Harlan James. Huh? Yeah, yeah. I'll contact you once he gets up there.
00:02:58Alright, thank you for calling. James, get your ass in here!
00:03:09Have I got a story for you.
00:03:12It's not those Jersey Devil twins again, is it?
00:03:15Oh, this is bigger. And real. Seems a man was out fishing yesterday when his cooler full of beer went missing.
00:03:22It appears it was stolen by Bigfoot.
00:03:25Bigfoot?
00:03:27James, this isn't some made up grainy camera footage. There were actual footprints left in the mud.
00:03:33This person was so close to Bigfoot he could have kicked him square in the crotch.
00:03:38And he turned around.
00:03:40So, he didn't actually see him?
00:03:43No, but I did just get off the phone with the local sheriff and he told me this is the third incident in two days.
00:03:50The day we get law enforcement calling us with these stories, they have to be real.
00:03:55I need you to get up there and see what you can find.
00:03:58Oh, okay. So, where am I headed?
00:04:02Some place called Skull Mountain up near Awani.
00:04:05Once you get there, look up Sheriff Bubba Lopez and he'll fill you in.
00:04:12Tell everyone the Tattletail will offer 25,000 cash for anyone who can capture the creature, dead or alive.
00:04:2025 grand? We've never offered that much for a story.
00:04:25I know, but we're talking about one of the most elusive creatures in the world.
00:04:30If we can just get pictures of this thing, or better yet, his corpse, we'll make a fortune.
00:04:37That seems a little extreme.
00:04:40Hey, that's journalism. You do what you gotta do to get your story.
00:04:48After all these years, I'm finally gonna get that stinkin' ape.
00:04:54James, this could be huge. Just get down there and get me that story no matter what.
00:05:24This looks like a good spot, don't you think?
00:05:29You know, I'm tired of driving. It's perfect.
00:05:36Okay, girls, let's get, let's unpack. Let's get this stuff out of the van.
00:05:39Isn't there like a...
00:05:40We're gonna camp here.
00:05:41Get the crap out of the van, now!
00:05:44You've gotta be fun with them, otherwise they'll walk all over you.
00:05:47There's mud!
00:05:49I see!
00:05:50There's mud!
00:05:51I see!
00:05:52There's mud.
00:05:53There, I see!
00:05:58Hello?
00:05:59Hello?
00:06:00Oh!
00:06:01Watch where you're putting that thing!
00:06:15What the heck is this seriously you two don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Let me see that hole
00:06:32She's ever said that before. What was that? She said the instructions are in German
00:06:36It's actually pretty simple if you aren't a moron
00:06:39So have you ever camped up here before a couple times when I was younger in fact
00:06:47I think there's a swimming hole near here. Hope you brought your suit
00:06:51How's everything going over here girls? I think we got it under control good. Why don't you go gather some wood before it gets dark, okay?
00:07:09Yeah, it's right over here
00:07:14Yeah, this is a spot right here
00:07:19Very glad that you called me
00:07:23You ever seen foot prints this size before yeah, I'll tell you I I have seen bigger, but
00:07:30Don't get me wrong. This is a very very interesting specimen
00:07:39Oh
00:08:09So what do you think this is a very interesting specimen sure I
00:08:32Would like to have some plaster cast made so I can study them
00:08:37So professor tell me
00:08:39Do you think the campers are in any real danger? I mean that we need to be concerned about these uh
00:08:46Bigfoot prints well, uh, it's hard to say they're not generally known to be very violent creatures. However, there's no telling what they'll do if provoked
00:08:59All right
00:09:07You sure had some fun last night
00:09:17We'll wait until tonight
00:09:21Dance-off
00:09:23Hey brother
00:09:25Oh
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00:09:31Sweetheart
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00:09:35No
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00:09:41I can't believe that
00:09:43I can't believe that
00:09:45Oh yeah
00:09:47Let's see how cute he looks now
00:09:49Why is the sheriff coming?
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:14He's supposed to talk to this kid.
00:10:17Who are you and what are you doing in our part of the woods?
00:10:22I'm a reporter with the Tattletoe.
00:10:25Why you gotta meet with Bubba?
00:10:27Well, he called with some sightings of Bigfoot.
00:10:31I came to get the scoop and offer a reward for whoever can capture the beast.
00:10:37What kind of reward are we talking about?
00:10:4025 grand cash.
00:10:44Did you say 25 grand?
00:10:46Yup.
00:10:4725 grand.
00:10:48Dead or alive.
00:10:49We're offering an award of 25,000 for whoever can capture the monster.
00:11:05First of all, Mr. James, he's not a monster.
00:11:11Second of all, well, if the locals find out about that money, there's liable to be all kinds of people running around here with shotguns and someone's liable to get hurt.
00:11:22I suppose you've got a point.
00:11:25So, when can we get started?
00:11:28Well, tomorrow morning.
00:11:31Where are you standing?
00:11:32The Blackhawk Lodge.
00:11:33That's right.
00:11:34Right across the street.
00:11:35All right.
00:11:36I'll pick you up at 9 o'clock.
00:11:38Man, it looks like the show's about to start.
00:11:42Wow.
00:11:43All right, all right, settle down.
00:11:44The contest's about to start.
00:11:46Now, the rules are real simple.
00:11:48The contestant that gets the loudest applause is going to win one free night at the Blackhawk Lodge and also one free entree at Ling's Chinese and Italian restaurant in Norfolk.
00:12:02So, let's hear it for contestant number one.
00:12:16Sheriff, aren't you going to break your love?
00:12:19I would, but I'm off duty.
00:12:32Oh, I can smell that money.
00:12:35What are you going to do with your cut, Sonny?
00:12:38First, I'm going to get me a new hunting bow.
00:12:41Then, I'm going to take the missus out to the nicest restaurant in town, order some egg rolls and spaghetti, and have us a feast.
00:12:50What about you?
00:12:52There's this used truck I've had my eye on for quite some time.
00:12:58What about you, Roger?
00:13:01I hadn't really decided what I'm going to do with my half of the reward.
00:13:06Your half?
00:13:09There's three of us.
00:13:11I'm taking half the reward.
00:13:13You two can split the other half any way you want.
00:13:16That's full!
00:13:17Why do you get half?
00:13:19My guns, my ammo, my reward.
00:13:24Yeah, that sounds fair.
00:13:26Let's pick this stuff up and go collect our money.
00:13:43I was a hand hooked killer.
00:13:46Lame.
00:13:48Does anyone else have a story?
00:13:50Well, I do, but it's not really a ghost story.
00:13:54Well, go ahead and tell it anyways.
00:13:56Well, the book I'm reading has this chapter on Sasquatch.
00:14:00What the hell is a Sasquatch?
00:14:02What the hell is a Sasquatch?
00:14:03Bigfoot.
00:14:04The book I'm reading has a chapter on Bigfoot.
00:14:07This half-man, half-ape creature.
00:14:10Science doesn't have any proof that he exists, but lots of people think he's real.
00:14:16Apparently, he's eight foot tall and weighs 500 pounds.
00:14:21Marianne, you're just making that up.
00:14:23No, I'm not.
00:14:26There's been Bigfoot sightings all over the world.
00:14:29In fact, there's been sightings in these mountains.
00:14:33Here?
00:14:34Is this thing dangerous?
00:14:37Well, he has a very distinct smell, and they say he's extremely dangerous.
00:14:44He can snap a man in half like a twig.
00:14:47I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
00:14:51Personally, I think that was just a bunch of crap.
00:14:54My story was way better.
00:14:56Well, it's getting late. We should all turn in.
00:15:04So is all that true about Sasquatch?
00:15:07It's Sasquatch, and I don't know.
00:15:10Some people believe in him, some people don't.
00:15:13Nobody's captured him to prove that he exists, but...
00:15:16I like to think he's out there.
00:15:18That gives me the creep thinking that he's out there.
00:15:21Well, don't worry. You'll know if he's around.
00:15:23Supposedly, he has a very distinct odor.
00:15:26I wonder what he smells like.
00:15:28Probably like the cafeteria after fish stick day.
00:15:31Ew.
00:15:33I swear, this camping trip is the worst ever.
00:15:38I know. I can't wait till we get home. The sooner the better.
00:15:42I know. Can you believe Marianne and her ridiculous stories?
00:15:45You didn't believe her?
00:15:47No. Don't tell me you believe that load of crap.
00:15:49I don't know. It just kind of scared me to think some giant ape lives around here.
00:15:54Aw. Did Morgan get all scared?
00:15:57Did you want me to make you feel all better?
00:15:59Marianne, are you awake? Did you hear that noise?
00:16:06Is it Scotchwallet?
00:16:09It's a Sasquatch.
00:16:12It's probably just an owl.
00:16:14Go back to sleep.
00:16:16It's just an owl. It's just an owl. It's just an owl. It's just an owl. It's just an owl. It's just an owl. It's just an owl. It's just an owl.
00:16:24Morning, Sheriff.
00:16:39Morning.
00:16:41Dang. Sweet ride.
00:16:45Yeah, I've had old Darlene there ever since I was a deputy.
00:16:50You ever think about trading her in for a newer model?
00:16:53Yeah, well, the county keeps offering to get me a new cruiser and I keep turning them down.
00:16:58I ain't ready to give her up just yet.
00:17:01Remember, son.
00:17:04You always dance with the girl that brought you.
00:17:08Ready to go?
00:17:09Yes, sir.
00:17:10Alrighty then. Come on.
00:17:16What's going on?
00:17:18That's the woman that interviewed me last night. Looks like she's with that scientist that I brought in.
00:17:26You mind if we stop?
00:17:28Sure, we can do that.
00:17:30Looking to do another interview, Sheriff.
00:17:40Nah, we just stopped by to kind of see what was going on here.
00:17:44Well, stick around. I love having an audience. Is this your new deputy?
00:17:48Oh, sorry. Simone Jennens. This is Harlan James. He works for the Tattletail. He's also doing a story on Bigfoot.
00:17:55The Tattletail? Looks like I got some competition.
00:17:58Hey, Simone. We're ready.
00:18:00Sorry, Gemma. I have an interview to conduct.
00:18:03We're live in five, four, three, two...
00:18:13Bigfoot. Fact or myth? His existence has been debated for years.
00:18:19Adding to this controversy are several campers who have reported encounters with this legendary creature.
00:18:25I'm here with world-famous cryptozoologist, Professor Trent Grover. Professor?
00:18:32Yes?
00:18:33You've been called in to investigate.
00:18:35Were you able to find any trace of this mythical creature?
00:18:38Well, see this footprint?
00:18:42Oh.
00:18:43This footprint was taken down by the river.
00:18:46This is of an adolescent male, at least seven feet tall, weight, 400 pounds.
00:18:55Professor?
00:18:56Yes?
00:18:57Why this strain of recent activity?
00:19:00Well, this time of year is their mating season.
00:19:04I wouldn't confront one as they're liable to be extremely volatile, especially when they're horny.
00:19:15Um, what else can you tell us about these creatures?
00:19:19Well, I can tell you a lot about these creatures.
00:19:23The general misconception is that they're very simple and primitive.
00:19:28However, I found them to be quite intelligent.
00:19:32In fact, I taught one to play catch in five minutes.
00:19:38Wait.
00:19:39Are you saying that you've actually had contact with these animals?
00:19:43Oh, yes.
00:19:44I even lived with a colony of Bigfoots for over a year when I was living up in Washington.
00:19:54I'm sorry.
00:19:55Did you say you lived with a colony of Bigfoots?
00:19:59Yes, exactly.
00:20:00It was an amazing experience.
00:20:03They welcomed me into their community and their society, and I was able to study their patterns and behaviors.
00:20:11What exactly did you learn about them?
00:20:15Uh, well, I learned that they are extremely fond of garlic.
00:20:21And, uh, oh, they love hot dogs, too.
00:20:24Yes.
00:20:25Oh!
00:20:26And they are able to mimic humans.
00:20:29Mimic humans?
00:20:30Yes.
00:20:31In fact, I once caught one pretending to smoke a cigarette.
00:20:36It was so cute.
00:20:37It looked like a huge monkey smoking.
00:20:40Well, thank you, Professor, for your time.
00:20:42Oh, yes.
00:20:43And then there was another time we were close to a village.
00:20:46Uh, I saw one actually using a urinal.
00:20:49Of course, he was using the wrong end, but, uh, he had the proper idea.
00:20:54Well, thank you, Professor.
00:20:55And do you know, Simone?
00:20:56May I call you Simone?
00:20:57Uh, there was this time in their colony that I taught one to play Iron Man on a ukulele.
00:21:05Thank you, Professor.
00:21:06And then it seems that when we were in...
00:21:07This has been Simone Jennings reporting live from Skull Mountain, Channel 15 News.
00:21:14And we're clear.
00:21:16That went well.
00:21:19Are you kidding me?
00:21:21That guy's nuttier than a pound of squirrel poop.
00:21:24Well, at least you look good on camera.
00:21:29So, Mr. James, how's your story coming along?
00:21:32Call me Harlan, and I haven't really started yet.
00:21:37I hope I can get what my boss wants.
00:21:39He's looking for something concrete.
00:21:42He's even offering an award for the capture of Bigfoot.
00:21:45What kind of reward?
00:21:4725 grand.
00:21:49Cash.
00:21:50Wow.
00:21:51For that kind of money, I might have to go buy a gun and go hunting myself.
00:21:55I know.
00:21:56I had the same thought.
00:21:58So, since you work for the Tattletale, I take it you believe in Bigfoot?
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07I'd like to, but it's hard when all you have is hearsay and blurry photographs.
00:22:16I just hope something happens real soon.
00:22:18Carolyn, you ready to get going?
00:22:20Oh yeah.
00:22:21I better get going.
00:22:23It was nice to meet you.
00:22:24It was nice to meet you too.
00:22:26Maybe I'll see you around.
00:22:27Well, this is the place.
00:22:36It smells like wet dog.
00:22:37Oh, are you lost little guy?
00:22:38You're okay little guy.
00:22:39You're okay?
00:22:40You're okay?
00:22:41You're okay?
00:22:42Really?
00:22:43Whatever.
00:22:59You're okay little guy.
00:23:04You're not a dog, are you?
00:23:11You're not a dog, aren't you?
00:23:26I didn't know what I saw!
00:23:28He's covered up!
00:23:29Oh, we did see him!
00:23:31He's right there!
00:24:01How was that?
00:24:05Boy, that sounded worse than the cat to get caught in the engine of my truck.
00:24:09Let me see that thing.
00:24:11There, that should do the trick.
00:24:25Boy, look what you've done!
00:24:29I just tuned that for you.
00:24:31Maybe you should just stick with the kazoo.
00:24:33I told you it's too hard.
00:24:35That's not something you see every day.
00:24:41Boy, what is wrong with you?
00:24:43A bunch of half-naked women go running by and you're staring at me.
00:24:51There is no way that you came from these loins.
00:24:55I wonder what they was running from.
00:24:59There is only one thing that can cause that kind of fear in a person.
00:25:03Bigfoot, get my gun. We're going hunting.
00:25:05Buford, we're gonna eat soon. Get the salad ready.
00:25:09In a minute, dear. I'm just reading up on this, uh, latest diet craze.
00:25:25Put that trash down and start tossing it.
00:25:29I'm gonna eat soon. Get the salad ready.
00:25:31In a minute, dear.
00:25:33I'm just reading up on this, uh, latest diet phrase.
00:25:37Put that trash down and start tossing the salad.
00:25:43What was that?
00:25:45What was what?
00:25:47That noise.
00:25:49I thought it heard some leaves rustling.
00:25:51It was probably just the wind.
00:25:53How about you fix the salad, set the table.
00:25:57Food's almost done.
00:25:59There's something out there.
00:26:01Damn it! You and your imagination.
00:26:03Remember last year at the beach?
00:26:05You thought you saw a werewolf?
00:26:07Hey!
00:26:09I was protecting that beach.
00:26:11Well, they should have been thanking me instead of threatening to sue me.
00:26:15And if I told you something's out there.
00:26:21It's so hot. It's so hot. I can't believe how hot.
00:26:23Oh my god.
00:26:25Is he doing what I think he's doing?
00:26:27Oh my god. Is he doing what I think he's doing?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:33Oh my god.
00:26:41Uh.
00:26:46Uh.
00:26:47Uh.
00:26:49Oh my god.
00:26:51Is he doing what I think he's doing?
00:26:57Gross. Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:16Eddie, where the hell are we?
00:27:19Let's see.
00:27:22The sun rises in the west and sets in the east.
00:27:31The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
00:27:36What? Are you sure?
00:27:40I know I've seen it set in the east before.
00:27:45Give me that map before you hurt yourself.
00:27:47I know these woods like I know the back of my hand.
00:27:51And I don't know where the hell we're at.
00:27:54Hey, look at that.
00:27:56Guys, check this out.
00:28:00What do we do?
00:28:02We follow the trail, idiot!
00:28:04Follow the trail, idiot!
00:28:08Let's go, Skip. They're taking off without us.
00:28:11Do we have everything?
00:28:13I think so.
00:28:14Alright, let's go.
00:28:15Let's go, Skip. They're taking off without us.
00:28:20Do we have everything?
00:28:22I think so.
00:28:23Alright, let's go.
00:28:24Where are you going? The party went the other way.
00:28:37Relax. It's a shortcut. We'll beat them to the campsite. By the time they get there, we'll already be drunk while they'll still be picking dirt out of their teeth.
00:28:58Oh, come on! Not now! Son of a bitch!
00:29:19Let's go.
00:29:40Damn it!
00:29:42What's wrong, baby?
00:29:44Looks like I blew the tranny.
00:29:46Well, I'm sure someone will be along shortly.
00:29:51I don't know. This road seems pretty secluded.
00:29:55I thought you said this was a shortcut.
00:29:59Well, I assumed it was.
00:30:02Hell, Skip! What are we supposed to do now?
00:30:09We hoof it.
00:30:16Oh, my God!
00:30:17When I say run, you run.
00:30:21You're so screwed!
00:30:25Well, that's reassuring!
00:30:26Boy, get your ass up.
00:30:27What the hell?
00:30:28You folks having some money?
00:30:29Oh, my God!
00:30:31Oh, my God!
00:30:33When I say run, you run.
00:30:36You're so screwed!
00:30:38Well, that's reassuring!
00:30:39Boy, get your ass up.
00:30:40What the hell?
00:30:42You folks having some trouble?
00:30:43Uh, yeah.
00:30:44My truck died, and we need a ride back to the RV park.
00:30:46Can you guys give us a lift?
00:30:47I'm sorry.
00:30:48We've been hiking these woods for hours.
00:30:50Name's Chester. This is my son, Billy Bo Bob.
00:30:52I'm Skip, and this is Patty.
00:30:53Pleased to make you a quaint, sir.
00:30:54Boy, move your ass.
00:30:56You folks have some trouble?
00:30:58I'm sorry.
00:30:59I'm sorry.
00:31:00We've been hiking these woods for hours.
00:31:02Name's Chester, this is my son, Billy Bo Bob.
00:31:04I'm Skip, and this is Patty.
00:31:05Pleased to make your acquaintance.
00:31:07Boy, move your ass.
00:31:09You folks have some trouble?
00:31:10Get your ass up.
00:31:12What the hell?
00:31:13You folks having some trouble?
00:31:14You folks, you'll have to wait till morning to get out of here.
00:31:20I mean, it's gonna be dark soon.
00:31:22It's okay.
00:31:23We've got flashlights.
00:31:26Darling, you're gonna need more than flashlights to stop what's out there.
00:31:31What are you talking about?
00:31:33I'm talking about Bigfoot.
00:31:36That's just a myth.
00:31:37Like the Loch Ness Monster.
00:31:40Oh, Bigfoot's real.
00:31:41Seen it myself on occasion.
00:31:43In fact, you just got through terrorizing some women down by the river.
00:31:46Me and the boy have been out tracking him.
00:31:49We can help you get out in the morning, but you best stay with us tonight.
00:31:54I don't know.
00:31:58We got food we're willing to share.
00:32:01Come on, Skip.
00:32:03They've got guns.
00:32:05And food.
00:32:07We'll be safe.
00:32:08Okay, we'll stay.
00:32:11But it's not because I believe in Bigfoot or anything.
00:32:15It's just...
00:32:17I don't want Patty to trip and spin her ankle in the dark.
00:32:21What a gentleman.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:23I've also got some supplies in the truck.
00:32:24Hey, maybe we should go get some firewood, Daddy.
00:32:25Good idea, boy.
00:32:26Get busy.
00:32:27Boy's gonna get some firewood.
00:32:28I was right here raking leaves.
00:32:29About six months ago.
00:32:30Yes, about two weeks ago.
00:32:31Something knocked over my trash cans.
00:32:32I saw this thing come out from behind the rock.
00:32:33So...
00:32:34What was it?
00:32:35Yeah, I know it's a little blurry, but that's Bigfoot.
00:32:36Bigfoot.
00:32:37How?
00:32:38How?
00:32:39How?
00:32:40How?
00:32:41How?
00:32:42How?
00:32:43How?
00:32:44How?
00:32:45How?
00:32:46How?
00:32:47How?
00:32:48How?
00:32:49How?
00:32:50How?
00:32:51How?
00:32:52How?
00:32:53How?
00:32:54How?
00:32:55How?
00:32:56How?
00:32:57How?
00:32:58How?
00:32:59How?
00:33:00How?
00:33:01That's Bigfoot.
00:33:02Bigfoot.
00:33:03Oh.
00:33:04It was Bigfoot.
00:33:05I looked up and I saw him right up there on that hill.
00:33:09What happened, if I may ask?
00:33:12Went in the house.
00:33:13He gave me my shotgun and came out and he was gone.
00:33:16Out of nowhere I saw this thing standing right in the middle of the road.
00:33:20Pretty sure he stole my car, too.
00:33:22No one comes on my property without my permission.
00:33:25You hear me?
00:33:26Are you sure it wasn't a bear?
00:33:28Are you sure it wasn't raccoons?
00:33:30Pfft.
00:33:31I think he got a photo of it.
00:33:33Good thing for him I haven't seen him since.
00:33:35Yeah?
00:33:36It wasn't Bigfoot.
00:33:37Let me tell you something, son.
00:33:39Mr. James.
00:33:40I know what I saw.
00:33:41Bigfoot or no Bigfoot?
00:33:42No it is.
00:33:43Hmm.
00:33:44You getting all that?
00:33:45That's right.
00:33:46Are you guys done?
00:33:47Nah, I just stopped by to use the restroom.
00:33:48Any messages?
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:50I don't know.
00:33:51I don't know.
00:33:52I don't know.
00:33:53I don't know.
00:33:54I don't know.
00:33:55I don't know.
00:33:56I don't know.
00:33:57I don't know.
00:33:58I don't know how to use the restroom.
00:33:59Any messages?
00:34:00Yes.
00:34:01The mayor called.
00:34:02He wants you to call him back.
00:34:03Alright.
00:34:04Your wife also called.
00:34:05Again?
00:34:06Alrighty.
00:34:07I'll take care of this later on, okay?
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10Alright, I'll be right back.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:12Alright.
00:34:13Can I get you a glass of water?
00:34:15Oh no.
00:34:16Thank you though.
00:34:33Hey, it's Harlan.
00:34:35I know you wouldn't be calling unless you had good news.
00:34:38Did you get my story?
00:34:40No, not yet.
00:34:42Then why are you calling?
00:34:44Well, I've talked to a few people and I don't really think that there's a story here.
00:34:51James, let me explain something to you.
00:34:54You're a tabloid journalist.
00:34:56You get the story no matter what.
00:34:58I know, but it's hard because I just-
00:35:01Hey!
00:35:02I don't want excuses.
00:35:03I want results.
00:35:04If you have to shave a hundred monkeys and then glue their hair to some homeless guy to
00:35:09get your picture then that's what you do.
00:35:12Got it?
00:35:13Understood.
00:35:14Good.
00:35:15Now the next time we talk you'll have my story.
00:35:20Right?
00:35:21Yes, sir.
00:35:22Well, that coffee kind of runs right through me, you know.
00:35:25Alright, Rachel.
00:35:26Okay, Sheriff.
00:35:27Be safe.
00:35:28Alright, I will.
00:35:29Shall we?
00:35:30Thank you for the food, Chester.
00:35:31Well, you're quite welcome, darling.
00:35:32Do you mind if I ask you something?
00:35:33Shoot.
00:35:34You said you've seen Bigfoot.
00:35:36What's it like?
00:35:37I don't know.
00:35:38I don't know.
00:35:39I don't know.
00:35:40I don't know.
00:35:41I don't know.
00:35:42I don't know.
00:35:43I don't know.
00:35:44I don't know.
00:35:45I don't know.
00:35:46I don't know.
00:35:47I don't know.
00:35:48I don't know.
00:35:49I don't know.
00:35:50What's it like?
00:35:51Well, he's all hairy.
00:35:55Bigger than a bear.
00:35:57Ugly as sin.
00:35:59I've been hunting him for years and ain't never caught him.
00:36:02Shouldn't you be running away from something like that instead of chasing it?
00:36:07Most folks would.
00:36:09I got a score to settle with that son of a bitch.
00:36:13See, my brother Riff, he disappeared one day.
00:36:16Showed up about a week later, all beaten and bowlegged.
00:36:23Well, what happened?
00:36:26Well, he was out hunting for some dinner.
00:36:29He got knocked unconscious.
00:36:33And he woke up in a cave lying next to a female Bigfoot.
00:36:37Well, she had her away with him and he just couldn't talk about it.
00:36:44That's horrible.
00:36:46Well, that's not the half of it.
00:36:49He wound up in the Himalayas, you know, trying to clear his head and get away from all this.
00:36:56Well, he was out taking a leak in the snow one day and got punched in the head and knocked unconscious.
00:37:02He woke up in a Yeti cave.
00:37:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:37:07I wish I was, friend.
00:37:09He found out he had been violated.
00:37:12Again.
00:37:15Poor old Riff.
00:37:17He ain't never been the same since.
00:37:23Oh, you folks want some more beans?
00:37:25No.
00:37:29We're good.
00:37:34I think we're going to turn in.
00:37:36Come on, Patty.
00:37:45What are you doing?
00:37:47Those hillbillies are right outside.
00:37:49Oh, they won't mind.
00:37:51Besides, Daddy needs his sugar.
00:37:55Kevin.
00:37:56Oh!
00:37:58I'm just...
00:37:59I'm not feeling it anymore.
00:38:00I thought that he was beautiful here.
00:38:01I was a kid in the house.
00:38:02I was a kid in the house.
00:38:05It was me.
00:38:08I was tired, but it was pretty much.
00:38:10I don't know what to say.
00:38:12I was a kid in the house.
00:38:13I was a kid.
00:38:15So in the house I had to be a kid, so he was sick.
00:38:19I was suffering.
00:38:22So alive.
00:38:24What do you want, boy?
00:38:29Where's Bigfoot?
00:38:30Give me my gun.
00:38:40You did it, Daddy.
00:38:42Come on, let's finish this.
00:38:45I want to see its face when I pull the trigger.
00:38:50What's going on?
00:38:51I thought I heard a gunshot.
00:38:52I did it.
00:38:53I finally shot that bastard.
00:39:03Bigfoot looks a lot like Skip.
00:39:06That is Skip, you idiot.
00:39:08Help him up.
00:39:12You shot me in the ass.
00:39:14Take it easy, fella.
00:39:15What are you doing out here in this crazy outfit?
00:39:18It was cold, and I had to use the bathroom.
00:39:21We thought you were Bigfoot.
00:39:23Well, I'm not!
00:39:27What am I supposed to do with this chunk taken out of my ass?
00:39:31Well, I think there's a first aid kit in the truck.
00:39:35Well, thank you, darling.
00:39:36You can go on back to sleep now.
00:39:38Are you sure you don't need my help?
00:39:41No.
00:39:42It's nothing serious.
00:39:43I believe we can handle it from here on.
00:39:46All right.
00:39:49Get me out of here.
00:39:56Hey, baby.
00:39:58Do those hillbillies fix you up outside?
00:40:02I know it hurts.
00:40:04Come lay next to Mama.
00:40:05Baby, you really need to take a shower.
00:40:13Are you going to stay wrapped up in that rug all night?
00:40:17Looks like someone's feeling a little better.
00:40:20Baby, that tickles.
00:40:25Ow, that hurts.
00:40:26Stop complaining.
00:40:27I complain, too.
00:40:28For the last time, no.
00:40:30Now hold still.
00:40:30Come on, Jesus.
00:40:41Baby, if you're going to go to the bathroom,
00:40:44at least take that rug off
00:40:45so you don't get shot again.
00:40:51There you are.
00:40:52Good as new.
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:57You're fine.
00:40:58It's just a scratch.
00:40:59You'll be up and humping in no time.
00:41:00Thanks, Chester.
00:41:08I owe you one.
00:41:10Bet your ass.
00:41:12I help.
00:41:12Daddy's home.
00:41:27What do you say we?
00:41:34Start the fire one more time.
00:41:37Again?
00:41:38Baby, I could use a little tension right now.
00:41:41Yeah, I know.
00:41:42But I'm completely worn out.
00:41:45When did you get so big?
00:41:49What are you talking about?
00:41:52I've always been big.
00:41:55All I can say is, wow.
00:41:58Well, thank you.
00:42:14Sheriff?
00:42:15What's your honest take on all this Bigfoot stuff?
00:42:18Am I just wasting my time up here?
00:42:23Well, whether he's real or not, one thing's for certain.
00:42:28This is Bigfoot country.
00:42:29I've lived here all my life, and I've never had an encounter or sighting or anything like
00:42:36that.
00:42:36But I've got friends and relatives who'll swear to what they've seen.
00:42:40It's all a matter of what you want to believe.
00:42:43I mean, I've talked to over a dozen people, and I've heard some of the weirdest Bigfoot
00:42:49stories.
00:42:50But there's one common denominator.
00:42:54Nobody's ever gotten hurt.
00:42:57So what are you saying?
00:42:59Why do people make him out to be such a monster?
00:43:03Well, Mr. James, it wouldn't be any good if there were no evil.
00:43:10So, anybody claim the bounty yet?
00:43:14No, not yet.
00:43:15I'm sure somebody will catch him.
00:43:17No one has yet.
00:43:19Hey, bud, you almost bagged him once, didn't you?
00:43:22What?
00:43:24Wait, you saw Bigfoot?
00:43:27Sure did.
00:43:28I was down there by the river, hunting deer.
00:43:32Well, I had my shotgun locked on him.
00:43:35He saw me.
00:43:37Turned around, and walked away.
00:43:41Why didn't you pull the trigger?
00:43:43Because he didn't give me a reason to.
00:43:45I mean, he's out there in his natural habitat.
00:43:47He's probably trying to find some food.
00:43:50I figure he's out there trying to survive like the rest of us.
00:43:57Can I get a vodka and cranberry, please?
00:44:00Sheriff?
00:44:01Mr. James?
00:44:02Burning the midnight oil?
00:44:04Something like that.
00:44:05Well, it's getting late.
00:44:09I should probably get going.
00:44:10I'll give you a holler if you're anything.
00:44:14Do you guys serve food here?
00:44:16No, just alcohol.
00:44:18And there's an all-night diner down the road.
00:44:21You want to go check it out?
00:44:22I'm really starving.
00:44:25No, I think I'm good.
00:44:27Well, I think I'll go check that place out.
00:44:31I'll see you later.
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:38All I'm saying is that television's a dying medium.
00:44:43Everything's online now.
00:44:45So wouldn't that make your tabloid obsolete, too?
00:44:48No.
00:44:50There'll always be tabloids.
00:44:52People always need more junk to buy at the counter.
00:44:57No matter what's going on in the world,
00:45:01everybody wants to read about Elvis and aliens
00:45:05and even the world's fattest cat.
00:45:08I must have missed that issue.
00:45:10Are you kidding me?
00:45:11That's every issue.
00:45:14We're always trying to convince people
00:45:16into believing things that don't really exist.
00:45:20I know what you mean.
00:45:22The news is always preying on people's fears.
00:45:25We're only supposed to report the facts,
00:45:27but there's no such thing as impartiality.
00:45:31There's always an agenda.
00:45:33Last call.
00:45:37I guess we should go.
00:45:39Where are you staying?
00:45:41Um, across the street at the, uh,
00:45:45Black Hawk Lodge.
00:45:46Well,
00:46:11this is my style.
00:46:13I guess I'll see you later.
00:46:20I guess I'll see you later.
00:46:20It's later.
00:46:45It's later.
00:46:46Hello?
00:47:13Morning, sunshine!
00:47:14Barry?
00:47:16How's my story coming?
00:47:19Slowly but surely.
00:47:22I got a couple leads that, uh...
00:47:24Get any pictures yet?
00:47:25Well, no, but I, um...
00:47:29What good is the story without the proof?
00:47:32I know, I just, it's...
00:47:34Listen to me, James.
00:47:37I really need you to get to the bottom of this story.
00:47:41If you can't do that, then I'll find someone who can,
00:47:45you can go back to making coffees and fetching my coffee for me.
00:47:50Is that what you want?
00:47:52No, sir.
00:47:54Now get your sorry ass out of bed and go get my story.
00:47:58I don't know.
00:48:03Who's that?
00:48:04My boss.
00:48:07I gotta get to work.
00:48:09I think you'd better get down there to make sure we get our story.
00:48:16Now I know why I don't usually drink this much.
00:48:29I could really go for something to eat.
00:48:31You wanna get breakfast?
00:48:32Sure.
00:48:40Hello?
00:48:41Hey, it's Bubba.
00:48:42Listen, I just got a report of another encounter.
00:48:44Seems like one of the local women got up close and personal a few weeks ago with Bigfoot.
00:48:50Well, can I talk to her?
00:48:52Well, you can try.
00:48:53Her name's, uh, Julie Lewis.
00:48:57She runs a local children's store down.
00:49:00It's called, uh, Just For Kids.
00:49:02You might wanna hear what she has to say.
00:49:04That is if she'll talk to you.
00:49:06Where's the store located?
00:49:10Alright.
00:49:11Thanks, Sheriff.
00:49:14What's wrong?
00:49:15Looks like we just got our first lead.
00:49:27Damn it, boy.
00:49:28What the hell's wrong with you?
00:49:29You could've blown my brains out.
00:49:31Sorry, Daddy.
00:49:32Quiet, boy.
00:49:34We're in Bigfoot country.
00:49:36You smell that?
00:49:38That's the smell of the beast.
00:49:40Are you sure that's Bigfoot?
00:49:41Yep.
00:49:42I've smelt that stink before.
00:49:43He's so close, I can taste him.
00:49:47Uh, Daddy?
00:49:48Quiet, boy.
00:49:50But, uh...
00:49:51You're gonna get us killed, boy.
00:49:53What?
00:49:58Oh, son of a bitch.
00:50:00Why didn't you say something?
00:50:07I swear, there's no way you could've come from these loins.
00:50:10Come on, boy.
00:50:12Let's get out of here.
00:50:27Hi.
00:50:28I'll be right with you.
00:50:29Thank you so much.
00:50:30Oh, thank you.
00:50:38Is there anything I could help you folks with today?
00:50:40Yes.
00:50:41Sheriff Lopez sent us over here.
00:50:43He said you had an encounter with Bigfoot.
00:50:46Oh.
00:50:48You must be the reporter and the guy from the tabloid.
00:50:51He told me you might be stopping in.
00:50:53Miss Lewis, would you mind telling us what happened?
00:50:57I don't think so.
00:50:59Any information you provide would be helpful.
00:51:02No, I don't think so.
00:51:04I didn't even want to tell the sheriff.
00:51:07Please, Miss Lewis.
00:51:08It's important.
00:51:11Well, okay.
00:51:14I've lived up here my whole life, and never once did I believe in Bigfoot.
00:51:18But now, I know he's real.
00:51:22It happened several weeks ago.
00:51:25There's a spot by the river where I go to sunbathe.
00:51:29But then, I suddenly felt a calm about the creature.
00:51:33Like he didn't want to hurt me.
00:51:35Then he was gone.
00:51:36Just like that.
00:51:40So, all he wanted were your panties.
00:51:47This happened several weeks ago.
00:51:48How come you waited so long to say something?
00:51:51Well, I didn't want everyone to think I was crazy.
00:51:55But when I found out about the bounty, I figured I should tell the authorities.
00:52:00I'm afraid someone will kill it.
00:52:02Would that be such a bad thing?
00:52:04It might be the only one of its kind.
00:52:07Miss?
00:52:09I'll be right with you.
00:52:10Can I take this?
00:52:12No, go ahead.
00:52:13Thank you for your time, Miss Lewis.
00:52:14So, what do you think?
00:52:19I'm thinking we should go looking for this thing ourselves.
00:52:25Say, you folks from around here?
00:52:31Not really.
00:52:33Well, you folks better be careful.
00:52:34There's been a lot of Bigfoot sightings around here.
00:52:36Weren't you on television?
00:52:42Yes, I was.
00:52:44Wow, you're prettier in person.
00:52:47Say, if you're not doing anything, maybe a little later we could...
00:52:52She's busy.
00:52:53So, where are you heading?
00:52:58I don't know.
00:52:59Got any suggestions?
00:53:01The swimming hole's real nice.
00:53:02It's down the ways.
00:53:03Want me to draw your map?
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:09There you go.
00:53:11Oh, that'll be $14.99.
00:53:13Dude, that's totally him.
00:53:16No way.
00:53:18He's more...taller.
00:53:21More...hairier.
00:53:23Excuse me?
00:53:25What are you guys talking about?
00:53:27Bigfoot, dude.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32He looks...
00:53:33He looks nothing like the postcard.
00:53:35Yeah, he does, man.
00:53:37No way.
00:53:39How do you two know what Bigfoot looks like?
00:53:40Because...
00:53:44We were out partying with him last night.
00:53:47Yeah!
00:53:51We were out in the woods, getting nicely toasted.
00:53:55When...
00:53:57We heard a noise.
00:54:00Then, out of the blue, there he is, standing right in front of us.
00:54:05So we asked if he wanted to join us.
00:54:07All I can say is, that dude knew how to party.
00:54:10All I can say is, that dude knew how to party.
00:54:40I can't say...
00:54:42I don't know, bro.
00:54:44I don't know.
00:54:46I don't know.
00:54:48No.
00:54:49I don't know.
00:54:51I can't say he's the guy.
00:54:53But I haven't heard of him.
00:54:55What if, I'm not afraid of him?
00:54:57It's not afraid of him.
00:54:59I don't know.
00:55:01A danger to keep his place.
00:55:03That dude's full.
00:55:05I can't say he's the girl.
00:55:07I can't say he's the man.
00:55:08You mean to tell me you got high with Bigfoot?
00:55:13No, dude.
00:55:14We got wasted with Bigfoot.
00:55:17That's right!
00:55:18Do you know where he is?
00:55:20Uh-huh.
00:55:21Sorry.
00:55:22We passed out.
00:55:23We woke up.
00:55:24He was gone, like, gone.
00:55:27Where were you guys last night?
00:55:29Oh, uh, here's the...
00:55:32Swimming hole!
00:55:34The swimming hole.
00:55:35That's right.
00:55:36I guess we know where to look.
00:55:37Hey, man.
00:55:42If you see him,
00:55:44can't you have him to give me back my ball?
00:55:47He took your ball?
00:55:50Oh, don't worry about it.
00:55:53We'll buy a new one.
00:56:04There he is!
00:56:05I see him!
00:56:06Get down, boy!
00:56:07Somebody's shooting at us.
00:56:10Eddie?
00:56:11I'm scared!
00:56:12Hold your fire down there!
00:56:14You're gonna kill somebody!
00:56:16Chester?
00:56:18Eddie?
00:56:19What the hell are you doing?
00:56:22Sorry!
00:56:23We thought you was Bigfoot!
00:56:25We?
00:56:26We?
00:56:27Who else is down there with you?
00:56:29Me!
00:56:30Sonny!
00:56:31Roger!
00:56:35Hold your fire!
00:56:36I'm coming down!
00:56:38Let's go, boy.
00:56:39Don't do anything to embarrass me.
00:56:40Chester Scroggins!
00:56:41You old goat!
00:56:42What are you doing out here in that outfit?
00:56:56Hunting Bigfoot!
00:56:57After the reward money, too, huh?
00:56:59Reward?
00:57:00What reward?
00:57:0125 grand!
00:57:02Cash!
00:57:03You mean somebody's willing to pay money for that bastard?
00:57:05I'll shoot him for free.
00:57:06You mean to tell me you don't know anything about that reward?
00:57:08I don't know nothing about no money.
00:57:09I'm just hunting for the hell of it.
00:57:10I got a score to settle with that bastard.
00:57:11Well, since you're out here, too, why don't you join us?
00:57:14Oh, no.
00:57:15I'm not splitting my reward five different ways with that son of a bitch.
00:57:17Well, I might just let you shake my hand when I haul his corpse in.
00:57:20Boy, what did I say about embarrassing me?
00:57:21Chester, what in the world are you feeding that kid?
00:57:23I'm just hunting for the hell of it.
00:57:24I got a score to settle with that bastard.
00:57:25Well, since you're out here, too, why don't you join us?
00:57:28Oh, no.
00:57:29I'm not splitting my reward five different ways with that son of a bitch.
00:57:34Well, I might just let you shake my hand when I haul his corpse in.
00:57:39Boy, what did I say about embarrassing me?
00:57:45Chester, what in the world are you feeding that kid?
00:57:49Come on, let's get out of here before we all pass out.
00:57:53And good luck, you'll need it.
00:57:56Oh, and by the way, you need to get out of them ghillie suits
00:57:59before somebody takes a shot at you and takes a chunk out of your ass.
00:58:06Sorry, Daddy, I couldn't hold it in.
00:58:12There is no way that you came from my loins.
00:58:15Let's go, boy.
00:58:16And take that suit off, you look ridiculous.
00:58:18I loved the swim afterwards, and that was just...
00:58:32What is that thing?
00:58:35I have no idea.
00:58:37It kind of looks like a bear.
00:58:46There's one stressed out bear.
00:58:52What are you doing?
00:58:53We gotta tell someone about this.
00:58:55Tell us.
00:58:57Yes, Rachel.
00:59:02Yeah, go ahead and transfer the call.
00:59:04Sheriff Lopez speaking.
00:59:08Ma'am, could you repeat that?
00:59:11Really?
00:59:14And you're absolutely positive?
00:59:16Where did you say this happened at?
00:59:20And you're certain about what you saw, huh?
00:59:24And what was your name again, ma'am?
00:59:28Alrighty, much obliged. Thanks for
00:59:32notifying us.
00:59:40Hey, that's Bubba.
00:59:44You ain't gonna believe this one.
01:00:04I think this is the spot where the fisherman and schoolgirls
01:00:08saw him. The Waltis weren't too far from here.
01:00:12Maybe we should go up to where those girls were camping.
01:00:24See any signs of footprints?
01:00:28No. Nothing.
01:00:36Hold it.
01:00:38Right there.
01:00:40Whoa! Take it easy, mister!
01:00:42What?
01:00:44Don't move.
01:00:46Please, just let us go and we'll be out of your hair.
01:00:50Behind you.
01:00:52What the?
01:00:54Oh my god.
01:00:56Is that what I think it is?
01:00:58Yep. That's Bigfoot.
01:01:06It's okay. You folks are safe now.
01:01:08What are you planning on doing?
01:01:12I'm gonna shoot him right between the eyes.
01:01:16Then maybe make a vest out of his skin.
01:01:20Or soup out of his bones.
01:01:22Look.
01:01:24If it's about the money, there is no money.
01:01:26I should know.
01:01:28I'm the reporter from the newspaper.
01:01:30Tabloid.
01:01:32Whatever.
01:01:34Bottom line, there was never any money.
01:01:36We just said there was so we'd get people to talk.
01:01:38I don't care about no money.
01:01:40This is personal.
01:01:42My brother was raped by one of these things.
01:01:44Twice.
01:01:46Um, could you repeat that last part again?
01:01:50Say good now, Tracy.
01:01:54Look! Chupacabra!
01:01:56What? Where?
01:01:58Dammit!
01:02:00What the hell did you do that for?
01:02:02I couldn't let you shoot him.
01:02:04Come on, boys!
01:02:06Get in the way!
01:02:08Oh!
01:02:10Oh!
01:02:11I'm gonna go bruise my hand bone, Daddy.
01:02:13For the love of God.
01:02:14There's no way you sprang from these loins.
01:02:16Now get your ass up!
01:02:18He's getting away!
01:02:27You had your story right in front of you.
01:02:29Why'd you do it?
01:02:31Because sometimes...
01:02:35Sometimes the myth is more important than the truth.
01:02:41Hey guys!
01:02:43Check this out!
01:02:45Looks like a cave.
01:02:47Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:49Get in there!
01:02:51I ain't going in!
01:02:53Where do you go?
01:02:55There's no way I'm going in first.
01:02:59Fine!
01:03:00I'll go in first.
01:03:01But I get a bigger cut of the reward.
01:03:16What kind of sick freak lives here?
01:03:19I don't know.
01:03:20Is your cousin real back in town?
01:03:23Nope.
01:03:24Not that I know.
01:03:26Get Bigfoot.
01:03:28You really should take care of this pervert.
01:03:31Oh my God!
01:03:32What's that?!
01:03:33What the hell?!
01:03:34I still can't believe what just happened.
01:03:44I know.
01:03:46What are you going to do?
01:03:48I guess I'm going to tell my boss I didn't get the story.
01:03:58Whatever happens, happens.
01:04:01I'll probably go back to being the copy boy.
01:04:03I'm sure everything will be okay.
01:04:08There you are!
01:04:09I've been looking all over for you.
01:04:11What's going on?
01:04:12They got him!
01:04:13Got who?
01:04:14Bigfoot!
01:04:15They finally got him!
01:04:17What the hell happened to you guys?
01:04:28Nothing.
01:04:29Give us some whiskey.
01:04:30You guys don't drink whiskey.
01:04:32We do today.
01:04:33Alright.
01:04:47Come on.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:49Let's get out of here right now.
01:05:02Let's go.
01:05:03Watch your step.
01:05:04Me too.
01:05:05What's going on?
01:05:06Looks like they've caught Bigfoot.
01:05:07Well, it's about time.
01:05:08Folks, we just had a break in the Bigfoot case.
01:05:09What's going on?
01:05:10Looks like they've caught Bigfoot.
01:05:11What's going on?
01:05:12Looks like they've caught Bigfoot.
01:05:13Well, it's about time.
01:05:14Folks, we just had a break in the Bigfoot case.
01:05:16Here's the thing that's been causing us trouble this whole weekend.
01:05:17Nothing more than a man dressed up like an ape.
01:05:31Sheriff, you gotta believe me.
01:05:32This wasn't my idea.
01:05:33My boss sent me.
01:05:34I didn't do anything.
01:05:35We caught him in the woods.
01:05:36He had a bunch of makeup and costumes in the car.
01:05:38Claims he works for the Tattletail.
01:05:39Harlan?
01:05:40Harlan, is that you?
01:05:41It's me, Kenny, the copy boy.
01:05:42Tell the sheriff you know me.
01:05:43Tell the sheriff you know me.
01:05:44Tell him Barry sent me.
01:05:45This was all Barry's idea.
01:05:46This was all Barry's idea.
01:05:47Harlan, you know this man.
01:05:48You know this man.
01:05:49You know this man.
01:05:50You know this man.
01:05:51Here's the thing that's been causing us trouble this whole weekend.
01:05:53Nothing more than a man dressed up like an ape.
01:05:54Sheriff, you gotta believe me.
01:05:55This wasn't my idea.
01:05:56My boss sent me.
01:05:57I didn't do anything.
01:05:58We caught him in the woods.
01:05:59He had a bunch of makeup and costumes in the car.
01:06:02Claims he works for the Tattletail.
01:06:04Harlan?
01:06:05Harlan, is that you?
01:06:06I mean, this was all Barry's idea.
01:06:08Harlan, you know this man.
01:06:09Sheriff, I've never seen that guy before.
01:06:11I thought not.
01:06:14This was just all a big joke.
01:06:16Yeah, well, those campers didn't think it was such a joke.
01:06:19Think your little hoax wasted our whole weekend here?
01:06:22But I just got here, honest.
01:06:24I didn't do anything.
01:06:25Harlan, help me out.
01:06:27I quiet you now.
01:06:28I got a cell in there with your name on it.
01:06:30No, I didn't do anything.
01:06:32No, my boss sent me.
01:06:34It was all his idea.
01:06:35Come on, Harlan.
01:06:36Alright, that's enough.
01:06:37Folks, nothing more to see here.
01:06:39Just a man and a monkey slew.
01:06:41Come on now.
01:06:42Your boss sent him?
01:06:45It appears so.
01:06:47So what are we gonna do?
01:06:50Keep quiet.
01:06:54Go about our lives.
01:06:56So, I guess that's it then.
01:07:02Well, it doesn't have to be.
01:07:05I've got my room for one more night.
01:07:08Feel like playing the sunbather and panty thief?
01:07:11Sounds like a plan.
01:07:13Get up, boy.
01:07:25Daddy, I'm tired.
01:07:26My foot hurts.
01:07:27My butt hurts.
01:07:28And there's a rock in my shoe.
01:07:30Hell, I'm tired too.
01:07:36Yeah, we tried.
01:07:39We failed.
01:07:42Maybe we should just stick to hunting UFOs.
01:07:45Let me help you with that stone.
01:07:50Let's go homeboy.
01:08:14Are you sure you guys don't want to talk about it?
01:08:21Bud, you wouldn't believe us if we told you.
01:08:25I'm a bartender.
01:08:27I've heard every story imaginable.
01:08:29Come on, lay it on me.
01:08:37Well, we was out looking for Bigfoot and we found this cave.
01:08:42We went in and we found all these pairs of women's underwear.
01:08:45And empty beer bottles.
01:08:47While we were looking around, we discovered we weren't alone.
01:08:51Next thing we know, the cave went dark and we couldn't see a thing.
01:08:55Hell, we woke up in the middle of the forest with our pants around our ankles and a shotgun shot.
01:09:01No, I'm going to have to stop you boys right there.
01:09:04Maybe there are some stories that shouldn't be told.
01:09:12There you go.
01:09:14Consider it on the house.
01:09:19All I'm saying is, maybe we're the aliens man.
01:09:23Like, what if there's creatures out there afraid of us?
01:09:33He just totally blew my mind.
01:09:42You're crazy man.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46Wait.
01:09:49What did he say?
01:09:51He said...
01:09:53He said...
01:09:54Dude, I have no idea what he said.
01:09:59Dude, I have no idea what he said.
01:10:01Yeah.
01:10:02Okay.
01:10:03Dude, he's a witch.
01:10:11Whoop.
01:10:12What are you saying, dude?
01:10:14He's not a witch!
01:10:16He said...
01:10:18He said...
01:10:20Whoop!
01:10:22Whoop!
01:10:24Whoop!
01:10:26Whoop!
01:10:27Oh, my God.
01:10:57Oh, my God.