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  • 2.5.2025

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00:00Ich vermisse meine Leben.
00:04Ich vermisse meine Freunde.
00:06In der Prisodien, dein Leben ist sehr klein.
00:09Especially wenn die Prisodien du in bist...
00:12ist auf dem Mond.
00:15Du musst nicht den Schiffshifter trinken dich in der Selbst.
00:20Der Mantid denkt, er kann mein Leben übernehmen.
00:24Keiner will glauben, dass der Mantid wirklich ich.
00:30Oh, hey, how are you feeling today?
00:32Pretty sexy, actually.
00:35Uh, cool.
00:37The body of the missing hunter.
00:40It looked like the head was bitten clean on.
00:43What type of animal can bite a head off with one bite?
00:46What if it was an alien?
00:48Obviously, aliens are not real.
00:52Exactly.
00:53The world is black and white, salt and pepper.
00:56You and me.
00:57And I am the white one.
00:58Very much so.
01:02What the hell is going on with Harry?
01:04Harry is very far away.
01:08I need to get back to Earth.
01:12Harry!
01:13You escaped.
01:15I'm impressed.
01:16Because I am smarter than you.
01:18And I am stronger than you.
01:19And son of a bitch!
01:21Is that pepperoni?
01:21The grays have implanted an inhibitor in me.
01:28Blocking me from my true alien form.
01:30Seriously?
01:31You're not alien anymore?
01:33Oh.
01:34I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much.
01:36I'm a basic bitch.
01:37What are we supposed to do now?
01:43There must be some way to reverse it and get my alien energy back.
01:48Come on!
01:49I'm the alien tracker.
01:52If aliens abduct me again,
01:55they are getting killer cake.
01:57Does that dummy look like me?
02:00What?
02:04Honey, I'm home.
02:06Oh, now that I am human,
02:08I find her face repulsive.
02:10I love how your eyes just bulge out from your face
02:13like a fish, but a bird.
02:17Wow.
02:18So great you're back together.