The Red Sea Sharks | show | 1992| S1 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

Tintin and his friends travel to Khemed, a Middle East nation, to help its ruler, Emir Mohammed ben Kalish Ezab, who get | dHNzX3dtbDhBZ051Q2tn

Transcript

00:00This is the story of the greatest man to ever walk the earth, MacGruber.

00:10He was a military secret weapon, America's favorite son.

00:16Doing whatever it takes to keep the country safe and ripping throats out just for fun.

00:22His prowess on the battlefield was only equaled in the stack.

00:27He knew how to hump and baby I should know I was his wife so I humped him back.

00:33But our marriage lasted seven seconds, cause at the altar as we pledged our love.

00:38I was blown up by MacGruber's nemesis, the piece of shit named Dieter von Kahn.

00:44Then a bunch of fucking years later, cunt hijacked a nuclear bomb.

00:49No Mac assembled a team that was hungry and mean that they exploded in a van.

00:55A backup team was assembled, Dixon Piper was his right hand man.

01:01And my best friend Vicky St. Elmo joined MacGruber and they formed a plan.

01:06But while they were on the mission, Mac and Vicky both developed a crush.

01:12They tracked down cunt and blew his compound up and in the spare time they boned a bunch.

01:17The relationship progressed super quickly, they were the love of each other's life.

01:23And after more flirting, MacGruber was certain and he asked Vicky to be his wife.

01:28But just when you thought everything was safe, cunt came back from the dead.

01:33And just like me, he tried to kill Vicky on the motherfucking wedding day.

01:39But MacGruber fought hard and killed that fucker and threw him off a cliff.

01:44Then using Piper's gun, Mac shotgun full of holes, and then pissed on his smoldering corpse.

01:50So spread the word, ya frickin' turds, MacGruber is the man.

01:55Now you're all caught up and you can watch the show.

01:58Send complaints to this woman, Suzanne.

02:14Now you need now press up.

02:15And if you have any Síguca or CIA or CMA or CMA or CMA, don't suit yourself?

02:29Now you'll see that ask.

02:34Now I'm aniamo net, even if we need to bring up the three-h다음 set.