00:02Um, I'm looking for the grown-up underwear of a woman in charge of her sexuality and not afraid of change.
00:10I'm Shireen.
00:11What is that, Libyan, Armenian?
00:12Iranian.
00:14Iranian, wow.
00:15Tell me, what is the scene like in Tehran?
00:17I spend most of my time being on watching Disney videos with my grandmother while she untangles jewelry.
00:25She has no goals or aspirations.
00:27I think she has self-esteem issues.
00:29Yeah, no kidding.
00:30I'm not going to tie a cherry stone into a knot with my tongue.
00:33Really?
00:35This is John Francis.
00:36John, show her your chest tattoo.
00:38I'm like one bad romantic encounter away from moving to France and changing my identity.
00:44What are you doing out here?
00:46Social anxiety?
00:48I'm just having trouble dealing with, like, Brooklyn parties and everyone talking about their Kickstarter campaigns.
00:53Did you see that guy with the wax dolly mustache?
00:56I hate so many things, too.
00:59They have no idea you're bisexual?
01:04They know.
01:05I know they know.
01:06Why is there only one bed?
01:07It's European.
01:08Also in the movie Beaches, these two best friends shared a bed and it was very inexpensive.
01:14You're coming to a Persian New Year party this weekend.
01:26Am I coming as your date?
01:27God no.
01:28I think I have a death wish.
01:29You are ruining my birthday.
01:30You're ruining my 20s.
01:31You are ruining my birthday.
01:32You're ruining my 20s.
01:33You know there are people in this world who go on first dates that are perfectly great and then they wait a while before they engage in sexual contact.
01:48It's disgusting.
01:49I know, I think it all happens outside of New York.
