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  • 5/2/2025
A conservative lawyer named Diane takes her two teenage children Jake and Zoe to meet their estranged, hippie grandmothe | dG1fV2Q5YWxnQ1ZFdUU
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00:00Your father and I are getting a divorce.
00:13It's about time.
00:16Hello?
00:17Mom?
00:18I don't see you for 20 years.
00:20You've been through something traumatic.
00:22Can we please not talk about it?
00:24You're welcome to stay, as long as you don't mind sharing the nest with a few other feathered friends.
00:30Mom, I was hoping that while we're here, you can keep your extracurricular activities under arrest.
00:37I will be a shining example of upright citizenship and constitutionality.
00:42Mom?
00:42Good morning.
00:43Morning.
00:44There's a naked man sitting next to my daughter eating cereal.
00:47It's okay, Mom. It's organic.
00:48Hey, it's nice meeting you all.
00:51Looks like you're suffering from halted tongue.
00:54You mean writer's block?
00:55You need a muse.
00:57How can I help you?
00:58What do you recommend?
00:59Well, we move a lot of lamb chops.
01:00Well, could you pick on a more helpless animal?
01:03Can I introduce you in some veal?
01:06You remember my daughter, Diana?
01:08Hey there.
01:09Your mom's something of a legend around here.
01:11She talks about you all the time.
01:12Let me guess.
01:13Tight-ass lawyer in need of a soul transplant.
01:17That is true.
01:18If you are not open to the possibility of love, you're fooling yourself.
01:26Do you carry a condom?
01:28Girls and I, we don't.
01:29Oh.
01:30You need protection for boys, too.
01:32What?
01:33No, no, no.
01:33Your dad asked me for the divorce, not the other way around.
01:38Can you blame him?
01:40It's difficult for kids to accept that their parents are human.
01:43So now you're playing the protective parent.
01:45You're so busy fighting everyone that you don't realize most of the time they're not fighting you back.
01:50Oh, you want me to just let go?
01:52Yes, exactly.
01:53Sometimes in life, things aren't going right, and you have to accept that, because that's when transformation can happen.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:14I, uh, I'm so sorry.
02:19Mom, I'm starving.
02:21Oh, I made some brownies.
02:23Don't even think about it.

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