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  • 5/2/2025
Ricky Miller, a 40-something restaurant manager and aspiring writer is desperately looking for love. Danita is looking f | dG1feElvZTNaQmlMWEU
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00:00I joined E-Happily last week to meet my soulmate.
00:10You have no responses.
00:13Yeah.
00:14Hey, man.
00:16Hey, Jorge.
00:16Just checking the hockey scores.
00:19We are the only two freaks from high school to never be married.
00:24Doing it long, doing it strong.
00:27Saturday night, gonna do it.
00:30We are gonna do it.
00:33I'm back where I work.
00:37Please, God, help me find my soulmate before I'm hit by lightning.
00:41You have one response.
00:49I'm Danita, my date.
00:51You're gorgeous and amazing.
00:53Why the hell are you here?
00:54Can we just go back to your place now?
00:56I've never seen a man weep and climax at the same time before.
01:04She's like a 10, right?
01:06You're like a 4.
01:07She just likes me.
01:08No.
01:08There has to be a reason.
01:09What's going on?
01:10I'm married.
01:12How you doing?
01:12We have to kill him, Ricky.
01:15That's the only way we can ever be together.
01:19Yeah, okay.
01:21Ricky?
01:21Ricky, she's married.
01:22And she wants you to kill her husband.
01:24I know, but everything else is perfect.
01:27I just figured you'd help me.
01:28You can hold me big.
01:29All you have to do is kill a guy while his back is turned.
01:35And you know anybody who sells guns?
01:37This is how stereotypes get perpetuated.
01:40You know what?
01:41I just remembered.
01:42My brother and sister sell guns.
01:44Shouldn't we be at a shooting range or something?
01:46It's totally discreet here.
01:47I love you so much, baby.
01:55Do you think I might?
01:57When you meet your soulmate and you're in your 40s,
01:59not everything's going to be ideal.
02:01There's always going to be baggage.
02:06Plan A.
02:07We dump him in the ocean.
02:08You don't know how to do that?
02:09No, I do not.
02:17We dump him in the ocean.

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