Maggie Cooper thinks it would be really cool if her son Lloyd were gay. So cool, in fact, that she outs him to the entir | dG1feXk2c1pudVpRU2M
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00:00One wish, and I have to be in it.
00:03You are. Okay.
00:06Yay!
00:07Let's pause for a moment and remember the day, for me, the moment you popped out of my cooch.
00:12Oh, God.
00:16My mom has what I like to call a polarizing personality.
00:19We just have a really close relationship.
00:20Oh, tattoos! Let's get matching tattoos.
00:22Oh, yes, that's just what I've always wanted.
00:24Really?
00:25No, not really.
00:27What's left after this? Prom?
00:29Then graduation, and then you're gone.
00:32I'm going to college. I'm not signing up for a tour of duty in the Middle East.
00:35What am I going to do about Lloyd's financial aid?
00:37It's a shame he's not a minority.
00:39They have tons of scholarships for minorities.
00:41They even have scholarships for gays.
00:44Really?
00:45Congratulations.
00:46What are you talking about?
00:47I am so proud to welcome openly gay candidate, Lloyd Convert.
00:51Thanks for telling the whole school I'm gay.
00:53This is a bad one, but at least she cares.
00:55Yeah, she cares a little bit too much.
00:56You're creating a fake profiler to procure young men online for Lloyd.
01:00This must be Lloyd.
01:02Hello.
01:02Have you seen To Catch a Predator?
01:06Prom court, informal court, Sadie's morp, it's all this unborn pageant.
01:10You're not like the other girls.
01:11She's hot.
01:12Yeah.
01:13It's a little creepy.
01:15I hate everybody trying to put a label on me.
01:17I don't have a boyfriend.
01:18I don't have a girlfriend.
01:19All I have is this crazy mom.
01:21I've been here for 17 years, day in and day out.
01:25You wouldn't at all be interested in maybe going to prom with me?
01:28I thought you liked boys.
01:29You're the girl trying to steal my son away from me.
01:31You keep this up?
01:32Lloyd is going to hate you.
01:34There is nobody else here who is sabotaging their kid's life like you are mine.
01:37I have no idea if I'm gay or straight.
01:39It's 2014.
01:40Being gay is cool now.
01:41Lloyd Cooper.
01:42Did I ask you a personal question?
02:00What gives you a boner?
02:02Ed, I'm 17.
02:04Everything gives me a boner.
02:05Three, two, one, let go.