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Maggie Cooper thinks it would be really cool if her son Lloyd were gay. So cool, in fact, that she outs him to the entir | dG1feXk2c1pudVpRU2M

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00:00One wish, and I have to be in it.

00:03You are. Okay.

00:06Yay!

00:07Let's pause for a moment and remember the day, for me, the moment you popped out of my cooch.

00:12Oh, God.

00:16My mom has what I like to call a polarizing personality.

00:19We just have a really close relationship.

00:20Oh, tattoos! Let's get matching tattoos.

00:22Oh, yes, that's just what I've always wanted.

00:24Really?

00:25No, not really.

00:27What's left after this? Prom?

00:29Then graduation, and then you're gone.

00:32I'm going to college. I'm not signing up for a tour of duty in the Middle East.

00:35What am I going to do about Lloyd's financial aid?

00:37It's a shame he's not a minority.

00:39They have tons of scholarships for minorities.

00:41They even have scholarships for gays.

00:44Really?

00:45Congratulations.

00:46What are you talking about?

00:47I am so proud to welcome openly gay candidate, Lloyd Convert.

00:51Thanks for telling the whole school I'm gay.

00:53This is a bad one, but at least she cares.

00:55Yeah, she cares a little bit too much.

00:56You're creating a fake profiler to procure young men online for Lloyd.

01:00This must be Lloyd.

01:02Hello.

01:02Have you seen To Catch a Predator?

01:06Prom court, informal court, Sadie's morp, it's all this unborn pageant.

01:10You're not like the other girls.

01:11She's hot.

01:12Yeah.

01:13It's a little creepy.

01:15I hate everybody trying to put a label on me.

01:17I don't have a boyfriend.

01:18I don't have a girlfriend.

01:19All I have is this crazy mom.

01:21I've been here for 17 years, day in and day out.

01:25You wouldn't at all be interested in maybe going to prom with me?

01:28I thought you liked boys.

01:29You're the girl trying to steal my son away from me.

01:31You keep this up?

01:32Lloyd is going to hate you.

01:34There is nobody else here who is sabotaging their kid's life like you are mine.

01:37I have no idea if I'm gay or straight.

01:39It's 2014.

01:40Being gay is cool now.

01:41Lloyd Cooper.

01:42Did I ask you a personal question?

02:00What gives you a boner?

02:02Ed, I'm 17.

02:04Everything gives me a boner.

02:05Three, two, one, let go.

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