Girl Teases Friend For Having Poor BF _

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5/1/2025

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00:00Could I get a cup of coffee?

00:02Move, Hobo.

00:04Hello.

00:05Hey.

00:09Amanda?

00:10Is that you?

00:12Corner?

00:14Wait, you two know each other?

00:16Yeah, I was in love with Amanda back in college,

00:19and, well, she was head over heels for me as well.

00:21What?

00:22I was never in love with him.

00:25Oh, come on.

00:26The tattoo on your butt should say otherwise.

00:30I'm sorry, what did I do?

00:32Oh, excuse me, I don't think I introduced myself.

00:34Connor or Larry?

00:36Oh, it's BAM.

00:37Pleasure to meet you, BAM.

00:40Oh, a real gentleman.

00:44Uh, let me help you pick this up.

00:46Oh, it's good.

00:48For your information, I removed the tattoo years ago,

00:53and now I see the reason.

00:55You're just a dirty hobo.

00:58Hey, what?

01:00Hey, I'm out of your mind?

01:04Why would you do that?

01:06What?

01:06He's a hobo.

01:08He needs to know his place.

01:11This is a fancy cafe,

01:13and he doesn't belong here.

01:15He's a human being, first of all.

01:17Oh, my God.

01:18First of all, he's a hobo.

01:20Who cares, anyway?

01:25What?

01:26Looks like some coins rolled down the counter,

01:29and I can't buy coffee now.

01:32Here.

01:34This should cover coffee and a dessert.

01:38I can pay you back.

01:39I just need to run down to my trailer.

01:41Really?

01:43He's not just a hobo.

01:44He's an elite hobo, because he has a trailer.

01:47Thanks, but it's not necessary.

01:51And actually, we really need to go.

01:52Wait, hold on, but I need to pay you back.

01:56How about a dinner tonight at 8?

01:59It's on me.

02:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

02:02Now we're going back to reality.

02:07One thing is to help hobo,

02:10but another thing is to go on a date with hobo.

02:18Deal.

02:20See you at 8.

02:21See you at 8, Pam.

02:23You crazy.

02:24Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

02:26Let's go.

02:32Pam, I saved a seat for you.

02:42Come on, sit down.

02:49What's going on?

02:52Well, I decided not to leave you alone

02:55and organize some kind of double date.

03:00Meet Dave, my new boyfriend.

03:02Nice to meet you.

03:05Yeah, whatever.

03:10Dave is a big shot in showbiz.

03:15He's in the town of filming some kind of blockbuster.

03:19Yes?

03:20Mm-hmm.

03:22And he's a director.

03:25Am I right?

03:27Yeah, something like that.

03:29And tell us, please, about your boyfriend.

03:43Well, I will do it by myself.

03:47Her boyfriend is a hobo.

03:49A hobo?

03:52Mm-hmm.

03:53Is this some kind of joke?

03:55Not at all.

03:57Pam is just a good Samaritan.

04:00Huh.

04:01Well, why date a hobo?

04:04Oh, let's talk about low self-esteem.

04:08By the way, where he is?

04:12Hmm?

04:15I don't know.

04:17Maybe he's busy.

04:19Of course.

04:21Of course he's busy with some kind of hobo business.

04:26I mean, maybe he found half-eaten apple.

04:30Or maybe he's trying to catch a slow squirrel for the dinner.

04:37A slow squirrel?

04:39Like, I just don't understand.

04:42Why date a hobo?

04:45This is what a real man should look like.

04:47Yeah.

04:49Expensive suit.

04:51Latest iPhone.

04:52Oh, the most valuable thing your hobo has is that 20 bucks that you give him.

05:05Oh, who finally decided to show up?

05:09This is a hobo I was talking about.

05:13Good evening.

05:15Mr. O'Larry, sir.

05:18I am so sorry.

05:20I will explain everything.

05:21O'Larry?

05:23Do you both know each other?

05:26Dave here is my assistant.

05:28Isn't it, Dave?

05:31Wait, assistant to hobo?

05:34Mr. O'Larry is not a hobo.

05:36He's the leading actor in a bloodbuster for filming.

05:40What?

05:41Yeah, I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie.

05:44And I wanted to grab a cup of coffee and just didn't bother to change.

05:47But you didn't have money.

05:49Well, they don't put money in the prop clothes.

05:55Come on, you live in a trailer.

05:58Well, the leading star always gets his own trailer.

06:01Wait a second.

06:03You told me that you're a director.

06:07Well, to be precise, I said something like that.

06:14Okay, Dave, can you please put the suit and everything you took from the trailer back?

06:20Stop, stop, stop, stop.

06:23That's not even your clothes!

06:27Oh, so you were too embarrassed to show us yourself, right?

06:31Maybe let's talk about lost self-esteem.

06:38Sir, I will return everything right away.

06:42No, no, no, Dave.

06:43I actually want you to return my clothes right now.

06:49You mean like right here?

06:52Yeah.

06:53Can you start with your pants?

06:56Yeah, definitely.

06:59Why not take off my trousers right in front of all those?

07:05Definitely, why not?

07:10Take off my pants right here in front.

07:13Oh, my God.

07:15That is so embarrassing.

07:16Here you are, sir.

07:34Hey, who are you?

07:36What are you doing?

07:36I'm sorry, you just look so delicious.

07:38I'm so hungry.

07:39But you cannot do like that.

07:41You want your back?

07:42Oh, no, thank you.

07:44Take it.

07:45Where do you think you are?

07:49Hey.

07:52Hey!

07:53Hey, people!

07:54Hey!

07:57Hey, do you hear me?

08:01One, two, three, four, five.

08:04One, two, three, four, five.

08:06No.

08:15What is that?

08:19Will you marry me?

08:20What?

08:21No!

08:22No, you crazy!

08:23Wait, wait, wait.

08:25Come on, why not?

08:27Really?

08:29Really, why?

08:30Have you seen yourself?

08:32Where did you even get that?

08:33Did you steal it from someone?

08:34No.

08:35No.

08:36No.

08:37No.

08:38No.

08:39No.

08:40No.

08:41No.

08:42No.

08:43No.

08:44No.

08:45No.

08:48A gift for Mr. Johnson's fiancée.

08:54Fian... who?

08:55No.

08:57Is it yours?

08:58Yeah.

08:58Who are you?

08:59Don't judge the book, but it's cover.

09:02Wow.

09:03Oh, is this some kind of prank?

09:05No.

09:06Just a small silly joke, only to play.

09:10Oh, joke, play.

09:11So, okay.

09:13Is it a game that you, rich people, play?

09:16I don't like it.

09:17I don't get it.

09:18I'm not a toy, you cannot buy me.

09:20It's not a game.

09:21I have about a month to live.

09:23Doctors say I'm dying.

09:25I don't want to die alone and, well, I never had a wife.

09:28No wonder why.

09:30Come on.

09:31Once I'm gone, everything's gonna be yours.

09:33My house, eight cars.

09:35Come on.

09:37It's not gonna be so bad.

09:39What do you say?

09:43Come on.

09:45We'll be fine.

09:49Oh, whatever.

09:50No, no, no, no, no, no kisses.

10:02Okay.

10:03Okay.

10:20You're dinner, right?

10:21Yeah

10:22No kisses, huh?

10:22Right.

10:27hello excuse me who are you well i'm a doctor i'm raised doctor may i uh oh yeah of course

10:46thank you so much charles dear friend what brings you here well i came here to wish you a happy

10:52birthday well old dog you're about six months late from now on today is your second birthday there you

10:59go what do you mean i don't understand listen to cut the long story short uh we mixed up the tests

11:09and it turns out that you are perfectly healthy

11:12come on get out of here man don't do this listen we repeated the test twice

11:22and there's nothing there no illness you're fit you're healthy congratulations roy

11:30come on it's the first day of the rest of your life yeah i guess it's a wonderful news oh my gosh

11:38kate is everything okay no no everything is not okay i'm here because because you're dying

11:54that's the only reason i'm here well yeah i thought that's the case but you heard the

11:58dark i mean i'm fine it's it's a great news great for you but not for me i've been here for a month

12:07cleaning cooking pretending to be your wife and now you don't need me you're just kicking me off i mean

12:17i was pretending just to wait you're dying and then to get all of this and i don't think i better get going

12:27i think i should leave wait come on we've been great last month we had the best time ever

12:42no no yes and we have so much in common no

12:52come on come on last month was amazing and we're great together you know it

13:05i've been pretending

13:07i've been pretending to be your wife and i and i pretended to enjoy talking to you

13:21i hate you i hate you i hate you come on kate kate kate wait

13:33hey wait hey it's real what yeah take it you earn it fair and square it's yours

13:41money money yeah you deserve it you give me money

13:52okay

13:54so i just can't take it and go right if that's what you really want yeah

14:03okay

14:04kate wait listen so now that you got your money and i don't own you anything um

14:21would you consider marrying me again this thing for real

14:26for real come on you enjoy being my wife a little bit

14:37yes yeah

14:43i really enjoy them

14:50whoa whoa

14:51oh congrats buddy you won the bat come it's not a good time please go now come on man come tom not

15:00now please the bag what about bag he's just being silly tom please not now why hide it listen

15:06we bet if love could be bought and he won he bought to you

15:14i don't understand what about the doctor and the illness that was all the show the doctor is an actor

15:20my friend my friend here is your thousand dollars you want it so i was just uh

15:30chip came for you no it's not like this cake it started with a stupid bed but then i get to know

15:35you and i felt for you okay you and me it's real this is real i don't believe you i don't believe

15:42a word you say come on you know what

15:50i don't need your stupid money i don't need your stupid ring and i don't need you

16:02whoops looks like i really messed it up huh

16:12oh sorry yeah yeah i believe i owe you a hot dog

16:20why what do you want from me you've been following me for a week wait come on okay

16:26i know i blew it with all these games and bets but you gotta admit last month was pretty awesome

16:33and i think we're great together and i really want us to give it a shot

16:36so what do you say can you give me a second chance please

16:47as my husband you should know i don't like ketchup and hot dogs

16:51okay i'm definitely gonna work on that

17:06i'm

17:07i'm

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