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00:00.
00:00.
00:07As people who have seen the show, they will know that I would prepare for PC.
00:10So, I don't know what to do.
00:13I was just preparing.
00:15I was listening to them now.
00:17I was thinking I was just an IPSC.
00:23I was thinking I will graduate and I will hold my hand and I will go to the gym.
00:26Yes, I don't know.
00:28So we were five at home, so I said to the pundit one day,
00:32I said, pundit, I wanted to become IPS in college.
00:36He said, yes, we were very proud.
00:40I said, why?
00:42I said, no one wants us.
00:46I said, oh, like that.
00:48I said, I'm going to become IPS.
00:50He said, come.
00:52How do I become?
00:53He said, I don't know.
00:54Then I got to know.
00:56Then I got to know.
00:58Then I went to the UPSC exam.
01:00UPSC will be able to know everyone.
01:02I didn't ask first.
01:03I thought UPSC will be able to know.
01:05The father is in the house.
01:07They tell us about UPSC.
01:09He showed me in South Ex.
01:11He said, in the 12th, there were 96% of them.
01:14I asked him what UPSC will be able to know.
01:16The Uttar Pradesh Supreme Court.
01:23I said, sit down.
01:25Go back and go back.
01:26CBSC will be able to get back 20% of them.
01:28I don't have to know.
01:30I didn't have to know.
01:31I went wrong.
01:32I said, how many Supreme Court are in the country?
01:34I said, you will be five.
01:36I said, you will be able to know.
01:38I said, you will be able to know.
01:40I said, you will be able to know.
01:42I said, you will be able to know UPSC exam.
01:46There are three parts.
01:47There are prelims, mains and interviews.
01:48I said, you will be able to know.
01:49I have to know the interview.
01:50I started the interview.
01:51I said, you will be able to know.
01:54This is what happens.
01:55What happens in this?
01:56Look at face to face.
01:58What will they talk about?
01:59I have done a interview with Facebook.
02:00I have done a interview with Facebook.
02:02Guys, I'm explaining.
02:04Face look questions at that time.
02:06Okay, right?
02:07Groups came everywhere,
02:09and they didn't say anything about it,
02:10because they were very tough questions.
02:12Interviewing officers said,
02:14go out from the door.
02:16So, go out from the door?
02:18In the door?
02:20Yes, we don't know what we know.
02:23It's written,
02:24your selection is dead.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:28I've died from 4 in the morning.
02:32You have to get the questions.
02:35It was like 10 times,
02:38I've kept them all.
02:39I said, let's get an interview.
02:41I told you how it's been at home.
02:43I told you how it's been at home.
02:45I told you how it's been at home.
02:47After the interview,
02:49I started the video.
02:51I told you,
02:52someone told me that
02:53you're staying alone.
02:55They had to be staying alone.
02:57I told you that
02:58I wanted to stay alone.
02:59They left me outside
03:01and they left me at the gate.
03:03But I said,
03:05I was like,
03:06I said,
03:07I didn't want to get out of it.
03:08I said,
03:09I'm going to get out of it.
03:10I said,
03:11I'll arrest you all.
03:13We were glad that
03:16we were five stars.
03:18I got one star.
03:20I was going to get out of it.
03:22I was going to get out of it.
03:24So,
03:25someone told me,
03:26I'm in Mukherjee Nagar.
03:27I'm going to get out of it.
03:28Those who haven't gone,
03:29never go.
03:30And those who stay there,
03:31don't tell me.
03:32There's a road straight.
03:33That's it.
03:34People are sending out of it.
03:35From here and there,
03:36from there,
03:37from there,
03:38from there,
03:39from there,
03:40from there,
03:41from there.
03:42That's my life.
03:43It's over.
03:44It's over.
03:45And there are so many
03:48the mommos on the road.
03:49There's no idea
03:50where I'm going.
03:51There's a government
03:53getting paid at the right.
03:54It's getting out of the land.
03:56And,
03:57down the womenka come.
03:59They come.
04:00They come.
04:01They come.
04:02They come to their mouth.
04:03I'm going to put it on the other side.
04:07And you don't know who the guy is doing it.
04:08Yes, everyone is doing it.
04:09Who's doing it?
04:10Who's doing it?
04:11Who's doing it?
04:12He's doing it.
04:15I went to see that the place is a lot of money,
04:16but no problem.
04:17We'll sacrifice.
04:18We'll do it.
04:19Go and talk to a broker.
04:20One is a property dealer of Delhi.
04:23These are overconfident people.
04:25They will give you this.
04:28Keep cash here.
04:29Yes, come with me.
04:30Come with me.
04:31Come with me.
04:32Come with me.
04:33Come with me.
04:34I want to see a room for you.
04:37I'll show this room.
04:40I want to go.
04:43Why are you doing it personally?
04:46Just show a room.
04:48I'll show it.
04:49I'll take it.
04:51I want to show a room.
04:52I can't even go like this.
04:54There's no concept of lift.
04:56We're from a building.
04:58We put a CD.
04:59And we're running.
05:03After three hours,
05:05I took my hand of her.
05:08I said,
05:09Broker,
05:11I'm not coming.
05:17I said,
05:18We're running.
05:19We're running.
05:20I said,
05:21You're running.
05:22I'm trying.
05:23I'm not running.
05:24I said,
05:25You're running.
05:26I'm running.
05:27I didn't stop.
05:28Until I went.
05:29I was running.
05:30I was running.
05:31After three days,
05:32I took my hand of her.
05:38I said,
05:39Broker,
05:40Tell me.
05:41Tell me.
05:42That's Vishnu Devi.
05:44You're running.
05:45You're running.
05:46You're running.
05:47I'm running.
05:48I'm running.
05:49I'm running.
05:50You're running.
05:51I said,
05:52I did.
05:53I've been running.
05:54I'm running.
05:55Then I'm running.
05:56But once I was running here,
05:58I said,
05:59If on this,
06:00I can buy a dog for two dogs.
06:02I'm not putting you right in your hands.
06:05And both of my bags opened, man.
06:07I'm running.
06:08It's made a cut-cutting app.
06:10It's going to take it.
06:12I said, I wanted to show you a little bit.
06:14I wanted to show you a room.
06:16And give me my hands.
06:18You have to do this.
06:20Let's go for the UPSC.
06:22Let's prepare this first.
06:26I said, let's show you here.
06:28You won't go to Bhear Obaba.
06:38He showed me a room.
06:40It was such a big room.
06:42Are you watching the red part?
06:44Let's do this.
06:46He opened the gate and said, come in.
06:48I said, where to go now?
06:50I said, where is in?
06:52I said, sir, we're running for this.
06:56I said, this is the property.
06:58Property?
07:00Don't be afraid of yourself.
07:02I said, sir, how much money do we get here?
07:08I said, I need to give rent.
07:10I said, how much money do we get here?
07:12I said, how much money do we get here?
07:14I said, 16,000.
07:16I said, how many years?
07:18I said, I said, a month.
07:20I said, okay.
07:22I said, tell me, 16,000.
07:24Will cash come in there?
07:26I said, I'll buy rent before I get here.
07:30I said, no, it's not that.
07:34I was not staying here.
07:36I said, one minute.
07:37I said, where would I stay here?
07:39I said, where would I stay here?
07:40And the first thing,
07:41when there is so much land,
07:42he doesn't say lord.
07:43He doesn't say lord.
07:51They leave him on land.
07:53He says, no,
07:54he doesn't live in the building.
07:55He doesn't live here.
07:56So, not here,
07:57you can take anyone.
07:59Look, I'm still being personal.
08:01Who will come here?
08:03Who will come here?
08:04Who will come here?
08:05Who will come here?
08:06Who will come here for 4 days?
08:10He will come here for 3 days.
08:12Then, he will die from death.
08:14Then, he will come here.
08:16Then, he will come here.
08:17And here, there will be anything.
08:18How can I tell you?
08:19How can I tell you?
08:20How can I tell you?
08:21Tell me.
08:22I said,
08:23I will come here in the post-shampa.
08:24You will be leaving.
08:25I said,
08:28I said,
08:29Sir, let me show down the room.
08:30We have to come here from 4 days.
08:35I show up in the building.
08:36I said,
08:37Yes.
08:38And this time,
08:39I will see down.
08:40Yes, we will go.
08:41We will see the photo.
08:43I will watch the CD.
08:46Then, we came down from this building.
08:47From paragliding.
08:48I will take two Momos.
08:51Then, I will keep it in the soft landing.
08:54Then, I will keep it in the soft landing.
09:03I didn't like this room.
09:04I didn't like it.
09:05I would go to the top and send a photo of the passport.
09:10I said,
09:11I will not stay here.
09:12Then, someone told me that I am in Rajinder Nagar.
09:14So, go there.
09:15So, I am going to Rajinder Nagar.
09:16Old Rajinder Nagar.
09:17Old Rajinder Nagar.
09:18Yes.
09:19Orn.
09:20I said,
09:21It is a fancy restaurant.
09:22I said,
09:23Same boy.
09:24And Rahal.
09:25There is also the same building.
09:26There is a friend of mine.
09:27Actually, my friend of mine.
09:28I talked to him.
09:29He said,
09:30My room is left with me.
09:31I will go with you.
09:32I will guide you.
09:33So, I asked him,
09:34When will this happen?
09:36He said,
09:37I will go.
09:38I will go.
09:39I will go.
09:40I will go.
09:41His flat was on the floor.
09:42He just went down to the floor.
09:45I would walk to the floor for my time.
09:46Take my hands all together.
09:48And bring my hands together.
09:49I come down to the floor of my exams.
09:51How am I going down to the floor?
09:52I moved.
09:53I did not decide for myself.
09:54I had a mistake from my life.
09:55I had done with a mistake.
09:56I was planning on this floor.
09:57I was ready for four years.
09:59I am making this deal for me.
10:00It has been six or seven years.
10:01I am doing it.
10:02Sometimes.
10:03I am doing it.
10:04Nobody is doing it.
10:05There's an exam, one more time.
10:07In Delhi, I'll take Kharol Bagh to Kheer Ganga.
10:10I'll tell one of the Dealer who knows my brother.
10:16Because my brother told me that if I'm going to become a YPS,
10:18I'll give it legal.
10:22I'll tell you about this in the market.
10:25We told him to take money one day, and he said,
10:26I'm going to say,
10:27I'm going to say,
10:30I'm going to say,
10:31I'm going to say,
10:33I said, I'm a mother-in-law.
10:36I'm taking home.
10:39I said, I said, brother, let me guide you.
10:41So, I said, just follow you routine.
10:43We'll follow you.
10:44I said, why don't you go now?
10:46I said, you're all alone.
10:47I said, you're all alone.
10:48I said, you're all alone.
10:49I said, both brothers and sisters will follow you.
10:51I said, okay.
10:52So, we made a routine.
10:53After that,
10:55we sat in the morning at 11 o'clock.
11:00Three or four BRP,
11:01we made IPS.
11:03I said, yeah, it's good.
11:06I'm watching another video.
11:10He said, officer, give peanuts.
11:16I said, we're crazy.
11:18I saw it in the market.
11:20I said, fuck!
11:27I said, my mouth is gone.
11:31Who is that?
11:33Are they shooting in the boxers?
11:36Oh, my God.
11:37We're taking off the five autos in a day.
11:39We're taking off the cars.
11:40We're taking off the cars.
11:41Over-Speeding.
11:43What are you doing?
11:45They're taking off the cars.
11:46They're taking off the cars.
11:47We're taking off the cars.
11:48We're taking off the cars.
11:50It's not coming from the cars.
11:52In one year, we were also cutting up with IPS.
12:02Someone told us that it's a different kind of work.
12:06When we didn't drink beer, we'd have to be full of food.
12:09Brother told us that it's a concentration of food.
12:12Once you read it, it's always in my mind.
12:15But it doesn't tell us that it's always in my mind.
12:22Brother, I sat on a book and put a date on a copy.
12:27Look, I was 26 years old.
12:29Why did I put a date on a date?
12:34Who is checking my copy?
12:37And I put a date on a date on the 10th of 1990.
12:40I looked at my copy when I was reading.
12:44It's just so much for it.
12:48We follow this routine for the whole year.
12:49When we took our exam, we took the admit card in the morning.
12:52And we sat on a crush on the admit card.
12:57I said, man, let's do something.
12:59It's written on your father's name.
13:01And when someone comes to the admit card,
13:02he's going to roll.
13:05We took the food.
13:08I don't want to go.
13:10Then we told another one,
13:11that we'll have to go.
13:13We need the country.
13:19We'll have to go.
13:20We'll have to go.
13:21Before we go,
13:22we'll have to eat one piece of milk.
13:26It was so big.
13:31We'll have to eat half a kilo of milk.
13:34We'll have to eat milk.
13:38We'll have to eat milk.
13:40We'll have to go.
13:41We'll have to eat milk.
13:42Then we told another one.
13:44That the country doesn't have such a good heart.
13:47We'll have to go in the early years.
13:49We thought, yes,
13:5020 years,
13:51it's not so good.
13:52That rank one and rank two will come.
13:56Then we'll have to fight against rank one.
13:59So we thought,
14:00we followed the same routine,
14:01the same rank will come.
14:04So the rank one will come.
14:06and two will say congrats officer.
14:09They'll have to sleep.
14:12One of them,
14:13if your parents come along with them,
14:15I'll tell them that the meat looks good for the parents.
14:20I'm just kidding,
14:21I'm joking.
14:23If your child wants five stars in the night,
14:31So they don't look cute.
14:32No, no.
14:33You're a dumb girl at home.
14:37Then, after three or four days, I came to the house.
14:39We started the second edition.
14:41I said to him, I'll read this year.
14:44I'm always reading seriously every year.
14:46I said, sorry, my bad.
14:48One day, I'll read books. I'll read the same books.
14:50I'll keep two books.
14:51I don't have the same edition.
14:53I said, why do you take two?
14:54He said, I'll read one and revise.
14:57I said, officer, rank one.
14:59I'm alone.
15:01I'm very happy on two.
15:03We went to the coaching coaching.
15:05We looked at them once again.
15:07We'll go to the coaching.
15:09We'll go back and revise.
15:10We'll go to the bathroom.
15:11And we'll sleep at night.
15:13A healthy life.
15:15There were two people running our success.
15:17They didn't study.
15:19One, our landlord.
15:20One, our maid.
15:22Our landlord came on one day.
15:23I don't know when they went down.
15:29I said, there was a request.
15:30I said, you don't have to take it,
15:31but tell me what happened.
15:33I said, you'll drive the motor with me.
15:36I said, uncle,
15:37where do you have to be responsible?
15:40And what time?
15:41I said, at 6 o'clock.
15:44I said, you'll be drunk or you'll be like this?
15:48We won't stop.
15:50We'll get to 12 o'clock in the morning.
15:52The next day, we'll get to bed.
15:55We'll get up.
15:56We'll get up.
15:57We'll get up.
15:58I said, no, we'll get up.
16:00We'll get up.
16:01We'll get up.
16:02I said, no, son, tell us.
16:03We'll get up.
16:04We'll get up.
16:05I said, we'll get up.
16:06Our contribution is done.
16:08We'll get up.
16:09What's our contribution?
16:11Does everyone know the motor?
16:16You know the motor?
16:17No, it's fine.
16:18In Delhi, I know it.
16:20I said, bro, I don't know the motor.
16:22I don't know the motor.
16:24You will get up.
16:25I was like, what is the motor?
16:28I was like, what is the motor?
16:31I was like, I don't know the motor.
16:34I said, no.
16:35I said, where is the water coming from?
16:37With the tap.
16:41I said, man, I need to think about it.
16:44That I can't think about it.
16:47What is happening here?
16:50So, the tap came from the water.
16:53Where did you come from?
16:56We didn't take the motor.
16:59We didn't take the motor.
17:00But my brother was more in the field.
17:02I said, brother, this task is very important.
17:04I said, please elaborate.
17:06I said, look, next year,
17:08we have to jump quickly on training.
17:14Do you see what level was selected?
17:17We were almost on duty.
17:20I said, no.
17:21It's just UPSC.
17:22Why didn't you tell me about it?
17:23No.
17:24I said, yes, next year, you have to jump quickly.
17:26I said, well, then this year,
17:27a little practice will be done.
17:28I said, as you say, officer.
17:30I said, sir.
17:31We took the task.
17:32We took the task.
17:33So, for three, four days,
17:34we took the alarm to sleep.
17:35Hey.
17:36Our lord, the water washed the water.
17:40The whole audience told us that the alarm is blowing.
17:43The alarm didn't tell us why it's blowing.
17:46Then, I gave someone an idea
17:47that something
17:48you put a big tone of alarm, right?
17:50You will open your eyes.
17:51You will open your eyes.
17:52I said, man,
17:53when it comes to Delhi,
17:54when it comes to Delhi,
17:55it doesn't sound like an auntie.
17:57The water is filled.
17:58We took the alarm.
18:00We took the alarm.
18:04We were sleeping at the morning,
18:05the alarm was filled.
18:06We said, wow,
18:07the water is filled.
18:08You will be drinking
18:11I will feel it.
18:12We will not know
18:13it's a miracle bowl.
18:14Time for the morning,
18:15you will eat.
18:18Then, I was going to eat the salmon.
18:19I said,
18:20then,
18:21I took one crab.
18:22Then,
18:23he said,
18:24that he will take four hours.
18:25I'm going to take umafuh what will happen.
18:27So,
18:28he is putting it in the last 10 minutes.
18:29Then,
18:30what will happen next time?
18:33Then,
18:35someone has an idea,
18:36do this work,
18:37so I will take a half of six.
18:38I said, you can do this too?
18:40I'm going to sleep on the next half.
18:43I'm going to sleep on the motor.
18:47Look, it's not our fault.
18:49We tell the truth, we get up.
18:51We're the police.
18:55Until we get up, our house was gone.
18:59If we didn't come to the balcony,
19:00we'd come up to the house.
19:05Then my uncle told me,
19:06I'm going to sleep on the next half.
19:08I said, you're a lot of demanding.
19:09That's what we're talking about.
19:11So, we said, let's do this.
19:12It was a bit tough to close.
19:13You can drink until 6.
19:15Because of that.
19:17You drink the same as Rolls.
19:20Those who don't know,
19:21one of them comes a lot.
19:24It's a phenyl bench.
19:32If the rest of the liver is bad,
19:34they take it with themselves.
19:36They've come to sleep on the next half.
19:38They've gone to death.
19:39Now, two selected officers
19:41on the motor,
19:45on the duty.
19:47They're looking at the switchboard.
19:50They're getting drunk in their mind.
19:52So, it'll be so full.
19:53It'll be so full.
19:56It'll be so full.
19:57It'll be so full.
20:01So, it'll be so full.
20:02No, no, I'm going to go out there, brother.
20:12We were sleeping like we were sleeping at the same time.
20:15Our maid came after 5 minutes.
20:18I saw more irritating than her.
20:21I thought it was my fault first.
20:24I called her first and said, auntie, she had to talk to the maid.
20:27She said, I have a drink in the park.
20:29Let me see.
20:33I said, this is Raveena Tandon.
20:37Why did I look at it?
20:40Workaholic made, yeah.
20:43This is not a concept.
20:45We gave her a baby, but she didn't take a baby.
20:48We said, auntie, don't come.
20:49She said, I will come.
20:52Why will you come?
20:54She said, I will help you.
20:55I will kill you, sir.
20:56Now go.
20:57I will kill you.
20:58I will kill you.
21:00I will kill you.
21:01When we didn't get out of bed for two days,
21:03We aren't even going to get out of bed.
21:05How was our house wrong?
21:06You were coming, you will not get out of bed.
21:08Don't come in, don't come.
21:09Don't tell me about it.
21:11And let's go, I don't think you're in your house.
21:14You're in our house.
21:16You've come, you've come and rang the bell.
21:17Nobody has opened it.
21:18Go!
21:20What's that? No, we'll ring.
21:21We'll play today.
21:23One morning we rang the bell.
21:25We gave him the bell to his hands.
21:27We gave him the bell to his house.
21:29We gave him the bell.
21:30There you go, open your gate.
21:31Play, run.
21:35We rang the bell to the next day.
21:36He started beating the bell.
21:38He taught me the bell.
21:40He taught me the bell.
21:42Our mate is breaking the bell.
21:53We're going to irritate the bell.
21:54We're going to open the gate.
21:57We thought, what's going on from our house?
21:59We'll keep the books first.
22:03Now the gate is opened.
22:04Now come, you've got your work.
22:06Go.
22:08No.
22:09Now I've come in.
22:10Now I'll talk to them.
22:11Now I'll talk to them.
22:12Now I'll talk to them.
22:13Javardas Singh has taken up from the bed.
22:15I'll ask the question of the Brahman.
22:17I'll ask the biggest question.
22:18What should I do?
22:19What should I do?
22:21I'll tell you.
22:22Give me this question.
22:23Please.
22:24I'll do it.
22:25I'll do it.
22:26I'll do it.
22:27I'll do it.
22:28We're going to sit for 2 minutes.
22:29What should I do?
22:30I'll do it.
22:31I'll do it.
22:32I'll do it.
22:33I'll do it.
22:34No, no, no, no.
22:35I'll do it.
22:36I'll do it.
22:37And I'll do it.
22:39I'll go there.
22:40What should I do?
22:41What do you want to make?
22:45One, you don't understand this.
22:47You don't understand what you do.
22:49You don't understand what you do.
22:51So why don't we eat your food?
22:53In these dominoes,
22:55we come to our house.
22:59When you have to make this,
23:01you have to make it. Why are you playing in this game?
23:03What?
23:05We don't say anything.
23:07We said, let's make a plant in Indy.
23:09And make a pentagon shape.
23:11Make a hexagon.
23:13Make two hexagons.
23:15He's making it.
23:19My point is that you went to someone's house as a maid.
23:25Imagine that.
23:27You went to someone's house as a maid.
23:29And that person,
23:31wearing a hat, wearing a hat, wearing a hat,
23:33wearing a hat.
23:35What do you want to make?
23:37You deserve it.
23:39You think it will also be sitting.
23:41With us?
23:43You're seeing here,
23:44two alakos have fallen.
23:47You need to get their options.
23:49I'm saying,
23:50don't do it.
23:51Don't say it.
23:52We'll make it.
23:53We'll make it.
23:54We'll make it.
23:55I'm saying,
24:00you're getting upset.
24:02And you get to sleep.
24:03What's the difference?
24:04What?
24:06Man,
24:07you make good food on the top?
24:09Tell me.
24:12Man,
24:12this is an ordinary food.
24:14We're gonna have to sleep twice.
24:19They'll eat us after we have to say,
24:21I don't want a good friend.
24:27We won't eat you.
24:29If you have to make a drink,
24:31we'll make a rice rice.
24:35You don't know what you're eating.
24:39The tea was made like this,
24:40it was opened by one ear.
24:43Because you'll drink a glass like this,
24:45then you'll go to 6-7 meters
24:46to sleep.
24:51You won't sit on the bed.
24:53Now, when you've gone from here,
24:55then the eye is open, right?
24:57It's no purpose.
25:00We told you to make a rice rice rice.
25:03I made a rice rice rice.
25:11Are you enjoying it?
25:13It's been a long time for us to know
25:15that there's a pego or something.
25:21It's been a long time for us.
25:23We're saying,
25:25how are we going to eat this?
25:27We're going to get out of it.
25:37We're going to get out of it.
25:39We're going to get out of it.
25:41We're going to get out of it.
25:43We'll get out of it.
25:44I'm going to get out of it.
25:45I'll tell you.
25:46I said,
25:47what's your selection?
25:50Where am I going to say,
25:51which batch officer?
25:52Oh, my God, I was so happy that I didn't go to our world.
26:05Oh, my God.
26:07We said, I won't give salary, I'll take my laptop.
26:10I said, I'll give salary.
26:13We talked about this whole night,
26:16how can we get out of this woman?
26:18We talked about this,
26:20we closed the gate of his house.
26:23We gave it to him,
26:26we gave it to him.
26:27We gave it to him.
26:33One of the two of you said,
26:35don't get the attention, I'll take it.
26:37I said, what can I say?
26:38I'll tell you later.
26:40I said, which one can say once.
26:43I said, no, I'll tell you later.
26:45I said, okay.
26:46Now, next morning, I'm very excited.
26:49I didn't sleep.
26:50I wanted to see what's going to happen.
26:52He's asleep.
26:53The gate opened.
26:54Auntie came.
26:55I said, come, come, come.
26:56I'll tell you from this.
26:58He's asleep.
26:59Auntie took it.
27:00What do you want to do?
27:01And he took it.
27:03I didn't expect that.
27:05He put it in Auntie's eyes.
27:08And he said,
27:09he's asleep.
27:10He's asleep.
27:11He's asleep.
27:12He's asleep.
27:13He said,
27:14well done, officer.
27:15I said, well done, officer.
27:16I thought, Auntie's going to be auntie.
27:19She's asleep.
27:20She's asleep.
27:21She's asleep.
27:22Now, she's asleep.
27:23She's asleep.
27:24She's asleep.
27:25She's asleep.
27:26She's asleep.
27:27She's asleep.
27:28She's asleep.
27:29I thought, Auntie's going to be auntie.
27:32He's asleep.
27:34He's asleep.
27:35Now he feels they can do the same with her.
27:39Let's open my hand.
27:41I'm saying, Auntie's not able to do auntie.
27:42She just thought that the question is not asked.
27:46She's asleep.
27:47She's asleep.
27:49She's asleep.
27:51She's asleep.
27:52She's doing revise.
27:53The next morning, I said,
27:56When I was in the morning, I said to myself,
27:58Where are the tomatoes?
28:00Where will I go to sleep?
28:07No, what will happen before I sleep?
28:11That I opened the fridge.
28:13And I said, Oh, tomatoes.
28:18I said, Oh, my God.
28:20And I put it in my bed.
28:22That when I was in the morning,
28:24I said, I'll eat the tea, friends.
28:34There's a fridge, but it's not.
28:38And why are you adding tomatoes?
28:45She didn't know the difference.
28:46She was lying to me.
28:48I said, she had something.
28:49She had a big problem.
28:50I thought, I had a poster.
28:51I thought, I don't have an honor movie.
28:52I said, I'm not big.
28:53I'm not big.
28:54I'm going to sleep.
28:55I'm going to sleep.
28:56My son, as you're doing,
28:57you're going to be big or big.
29:00I said, I'm fine.
29:01But who will I kill you?
29:02I'm sitting in the camera.
29:04Do you tell someone?
29:05That's what I'm talking about?
29:08I was sleeping in the morning,
29:10and I was sleeping in the morning.
29:11That woman killed my head.
29:13I ran the night in the morning,
29:16that woman killed her.
29:19She's running away from my life.
29:22And she doesn't react to this story.
29:24I'm only watching like this.
29:27I thought,
29:28I'm sorry to say that.
29:30I'm sorry now.
29:32I'm sorry to say that.
29:33Now I'll say sorry.
29:35As if I saw my face, I'd say,
29:36let me go.
29:40It was a lot of time.
29:42In this place, we couldn't be full of sleep.
29:44Our auntie was disturbed.
29:47So, we couldn't go to coaching.
29:49We couldn't go to coaching.
29:50We couldn't ask what we were doing in the exam.
29:52I was doing the name of A.P. Jabdul Kalam.
29:56I thought, it's tough.
29:56You can ask.
29:58You didn't ask.
30:00UPSC are asking themselves.
30:01I thought, five people are making this paper.
30:04Don't kill everyone at the same time.
30:07The child asked me to ask questions
30:09and I was like, what did you do?
30:12I was going to give my second interim.
30:13I was completely sober.
30:15I got a drink.
30:17I said, today there's no reaction.
30:19I reached the examination centre.
30:21I was going to reach my mom.
30:22I was taking my children's tree box.
30:26I said, this is going to be right now.
30:29I said, no, I don't know.
30:30I said, this is a loser, right?
30:32My interview is coming out.
30:36I didn't have to sit for the exam.
30:37I left the first three questions.
30:38They were big and big.
30:40I said, this will be my time waste.
30:43There's a strategy in the paper.
30:46Yes, sir.
30:50Some questions are made like,
30:51you'll be wasted.
30:53I know this.
30:55I said, bloody subordinates.
30:57Yes.
31:04The fourth question was a small bit.
31:05I said, yes, it's what I said.
31:06I asked the question.
31:07He realized me that you need geometry box.
31:11I said, much.
31:12I agree that a compass has a compass in my hand.
31:13I'm going to ask another question for another question.
31:16Then, remember my mother and father,
31:19I'll put it in my body.
31:22Oh, this is such a bad question.
31:25Scientists have recently discovered a banana tree,
31:28which is 11.5 meters tall.
31:31Where is the place?
31:33Done.
31:35Where did the kale of 11 meters come from?
31:38I'm saying, where did you come from?
31:41Where did you come from?
31:44What does this mean to me?
31:47I called an invigilator,
31:49and I said, come here, brother.
31:52I said, this is a wrong paper.
31:56You gave me a mistake.
32:01I made a police man.
32:04What does it mean to the kale of 11 meters?
32:06I'm sitting there and imagine the kale of 11 meters.
32:09I said, the kale is so big.
32:11How big are the kale?
32:12I'm sitting in my head.
32:14I'm sitting in my head.
32:15I said, this is such a big kale.
32:16I didn't have to run in front of the castle.
32:18I didn't have to run in front of the castle.
32:20Then I thought,
32:22I don't think so,
32:23that the castle is also big.
32:25I said, the castle is called a gorilla.
32:28I said, this is a gorilla.
32:30Then in five minutes,
32:31I did this.
32:37Then I looked at the time,
32:38I said, oh,
32:39I had to leave this.
32:41I said,
32:43half an hour wasted.
32:45The answer was also,
32:46Andaman, Nicobar Island.
32:48I was never going to mark this.
32:50I went to the scientist,
32:51drinking beer.
32:52What are you doing?
32:53What are you doing?
32:54What?
32:55It's a tall tree,
32:56sit and drink it.
32:58Put the kale,
33:00put the chips,
33:01and eat it.
33:02What are you doing?
33:03There are questions.
33:04Then I thought,
33:06I was reading Hindi.
33:07I was also reading Hindi.
33:08I was like,
33:09what do you know?
33:10It was easy.
33:11I studied equally tough.
33:13I studied,
33:14I was like,
33:15Kalaam, Kalaam, Kalaam.
33:17I was like,
33:18what are you doing?
33:19They didn't ask me.
33:20I said, no problem.
33:21Then another question came.
33:22That was the end.
33:24I studied that question
33:25and resigned.
33:30I said,
33:31UPS doesn't deserve me.
33:32I thought,
33:33I realized,
33:34why is the divider in the geometry box?
33:35Do you remember
33:36that?
33:37I didn't know.
33:38I didn't tell anyone.
33:39I didn't tell anyone.
33:40It's for UPSC.
33:41Because there's no pistol allowed.
33:42If you go and take it,
33:47one of the questions is like,
33:48he says,
33:49he says,
33:50he goes to his hand automatically.
33:51He says,
33:52he says,
33:53he says,
33:54he says,
33:55he says,
33:56he says,
33:57he says,
33:58he says,
33:59he says,
34:00he says,
34:01he says,
34:02he says,
34:04he says,
34:05he says,
34:06he says,
34:07he says,
34:08he says,
34:09he says,
34:10he says,
34:11he says,
34:12he says,
34:13how is the right answer?
34:15This question,
34:16which sort of if
34:17I'm just pissed.
34:19your foot?
34:22The kind of foot?
34:25What's the size of the fish?
34:30This is a size of the fish.
34:32Which size of the fish is the size of the fish?
34:37My fish fell.
34:40I said, the fish is the size of the fish?
34:44Where are you going?
34:48And the biggest thing is, why?
34:51The king of Registan is fucking swimming?
35:04I mean, the fish is not getting water from the age of the fish.
35:10The fish has put this water on his own.
35:14This world will not see water from your house.
35:26This is a cheap one.
35:31You can see the new water.
35:34You can see the water.
35:36You can see the water.
35:38I was like,
35:43good, good, good, good, good, you know?
35:45I thought I was like,
35:49so then for a long time I thought
35:51that I was standing on the left,
35:53and that was the laboratory box cable company.
35:55I said,
35:58and I said, brother,
35:58I'll tell you to speak for a minute.
36:01They're taking care of me.
36:03And then I gave the question to the right.
36:08I said, I'm sorry.
36:10I said, I'll give you a direct OMR sheet.
36:12I'll give you a direct bird.
36:15I made an OMR design in OMR sheet.
36:21I made an OMR design.
36:24M.
36:26I'll leave it on OM.
36:35I said, I've made a lot of time.
36:36I made an OMR, then what happened?
36:38I made an OMR.
36:39I said, I'm cheating on my own.
36:46I said, what are you doing, officer?
36:49I'm doing what I'm doing.
36:52I've got 200 balls.
36:55My little girl is running from the computer.
36:59I just looked down and looked down.
37:01I said, you're going to my house with me.
37:03You also said to me.
37:04What's my house?
37:07I said, I'm 3 for you.
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