I CREATED MY DREAM BOYFRIEND - short DRAMA WESTERN completed - Video Dailymotion

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00:00Excuse me, do you need a companion for this evening?

00:04I do.

00:06I think you're a perfect candidate to be my boyfriend.

00:10I know it sounds strange, but I develop a system, a unique system based on my own unique criterias

00:17that could allow me to find a perfect boyfriend and create...

00:25Oh yes, yes. And then I can have my own family and have a very healthy offspring.

00:33Schubert, hi! How is it going in the gym, huh?

00:38I'd create a perfect match theory that was supposed to lead me to true love.

00:43But a stranger showed up and decided to destroy it.

00:46I'm Lisa, and this is my love story.

00:49Will you make him get a test before you kiss him?

00:52Maybe, because unlike you, he is in very good criteria.

00:57Yeah?

00:58Yes.

00:59What are they?

01:015 inches, 10, blonde, well-built.

01:06Aries of the first decan, not interested in biology, fixable in brackets.

01:11Ok, give it to me. Give it to me.

01:13You holding in your hands a very important algorithm.

01:16Come on, it's just an iPad. You're a freak. And all this gibberish, it doesn't work.

01:22Feelings are not based on set of parameters, calculations and algorithms.

01:27Primitive approaches prerorative of people like in low intelligence. And a pint of beer in the hands is the same.

01:37Can I just go?

01:39No.

01:40And for the record, you don't fit to any of my criteria, so I don't want to waste my time on you.

01:45Yeah?

01:46Mm-hmm.

01:47But you're still going to chase me.

01:49100% nonsense.

01:51How about now?

01:53I was willing to do anything to get my iPod back. I had to find this subject.

01:59Just give me this iPod back.

02:02Why should I?

02:03Because you can't have my property. Just give me this second. Hey.

02:12Please.

02:16Ok.

02:19One date and it's yours.

02:21It's... it's outrageous.

02:24Exactly.

02:25But there is a condition.

02:27Are you kidding me?

02:28Do something about this.

02:30Are you thinking about my clothes?

02:32Mm-hmm.

02:33What's wrong with them?

02:34The date at the bar?

02:35You don't go to a bar like that?

02:377pm at the bar on Baker.

02:40If you want to see your iPod back.

02:43What a rude and disgusting man.

02:45Just a boor.

02:48But I have to admit, no one has ever asked me out like this before.

02:53Two minutes before 7pm I walked into the bar and he was already waiting for me.

03:00Hi.

03:02Hi.

03:07This is... for you.

03:12Cactus.

03:13For the plants I thought a cactus would be your thing.

03:16Really?

03:17Yeah.

03:18They're kinda prickly.

03:19And...

03:20You're a scientist.

03:21Yes, I'm a scientist but I'm a biologist, not a botanist.

03:24Botanist, schmotanist, it doesn't matter.

03:26Anyway...

03:28I raised it myself.

03:30And decided to give it to you.

03:31His name is Dewey.

03:33Dewey?

03:34Yeah.

03:36Do you wanna have Dewey?

03:37At that moment I realized that behind this gruff looking guy's appearance hides a kind and caring soul.

03:45Okay, I will take care of him.

03:48Excuse me, can I have one more beer?

03:52For Dewey?

04:00So, this is your plan for this date?

04:04We're going to sit here in this pub.

04:06It's not just a pub.

04:09Okay.

04:10Come on.

04:11Come on, get up.

04:14I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

04:17At one point I even stopped seeing him as a low-end subject and just allowed myself one day of fun with this bad boy.

04:37Wow.

04:43Shall we dance?

04:47No.

04:49I'm sorry, but...

04:50These shoes are very uncomfortable.

04:58What are you doing?

05:00What are you doing?

05:01You undid them.

05:02No!

05:03Everyone will think that I'm crazy.

05:05Then let them think.

05:07We are both crazy.

05:08Come on.

05:09I liked that Alex smelled great and that now I could distinguish his smell from others.

05:24And I liked being so close to him.

05:28I also noticed that Alex had beautiful eyes.

05:34So, will you give my iPod back now?

05:43I forgot it.

05:45You'll have to go on another date with me.

05:48We started to go out like this every night.

05:49I forgot all about the perfect match theory and my iPod.

05:50Alex wasn't perfect.

05:52But there was something about him that just didn't exist on my list.

05:55I was completely confused about my thoughts and my feelings.

06:00Until Alex invited me to come back to me.

06:02You'll have to go on another date with me.

06:04You'll have to go on another date with me.

06:06We started to go out like this every night.

06:08I forgot all about the perfect match theory and my iPod.

06:12Alex wasn't perfect.

06:14But there was something about him that just didn't exist on my list.

06:17Until Alex invited me to have dinner together.

06:21That meeting changed everything.

06:26Her presence makes everything extraordinary.

06:31Did you just quote Fitzgerald?

06:34Fitzgerald, yes.

06:36What?

06:37Is it against the federal law to read books?

06:42I brought you something.

06:44Oh, wow.

06:47I didn't think I would...

06:48Anyway.

06:50I've been thinking.

06:52And...

06:54I don't have any list of my criteria.

06:58But if I did,

07:02you'd be perfect.

07:05But at that moment I noticed someone who was perfect for my criteria.

07:09Blue-eyed blonde.

07:11Five feet ten inches tall.

07:13Cute smile.

07:15Aries medallion around his neck.

07:18And he's reading a botany book.

07:20There he is.

07:22The perfect man on my list.

07:24But it seems it wasn't just me who noticed him.

07:26Lisa.

07:27Lisa.

07:29Lisa.

07:36What?

07:38A perfect match?

07:39Yes.

07:41I mean no, no, no.

07:43I see.

07:45I was wrong to think that you'd changed.

07:48I don't mean anything to you.

07:50Alex.

07:52Alex, wait.

08:00Hi.

08:02My name is Elvin and I really like you.

08:05And at this point I finally realized the guy might meet all your criteria and parameters, but it can be one detail that will ruin everything.

08:18Like a terrible squeaky voice.

08:21Such a fool.

08:23What?

08:25Nothing.

08:27Nothing.

08:29Hey, you forgot this.

08:31Just keep it.

08:32I needed to stop Alex and make sure I never lose him again.

08:37Alex, please.

08:39I understand that you don't want to talk with me, but please just hear me out.

08:42Three, three points.

08:45First of all, I get to read iPod.

08:48Both.

08:49Tablet and whole theory are gone.

08:52And secondly,

08:54you're right.

08:56Love can't be calculated by any formula.

08:58And third...

09:00I...

09:02I think I...

09:05Love you.

09:07What?

09:09I love you.

09:11I can't hear anything at all.

09:13I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!

09:14I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!

09:16I love you, I love you, I love you!

09:17I love you, I love you, I love you!

09:18I love you too!

09:25With all your list of silly criteria that makes it impossible to find love.

09:32My love was exactly right about one thing.

09:36Love is beyond all science and calculation.

09:40Hi guys, warm welcome to our new lovebuster channel made by DramatizeVT.

09:48Nice to see you all!

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09:56And of course, don't forget to like and share this video.

10:00And see ya!

10:01See ya!

I CREATED MY DREAM BOYFRIEND - short DRAMA WESTERN completed

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