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Frankenmeat Nugget!
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4/27/2025
If Beyond Meat Were Honest #shorts #plantbased #beyondmeat #vegan #veganfood #vegetarian #parody #youtubeshorts
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Oh, it's an unholy gallimaufry of plant protein, chemicals, additives, preservatives,
00:06
all of which are hard to say and read, and food glue to hold it all together.
00:12
Oh, and microplastics, of course.
00:14
Well, on the face, that likely doesn't sound appetizing.
00:19
But is eating animals, living in tiny cages, jacked up on hormones and antibiotics any better?
00:26
And look at this frankenmeat nugget.
00:28
We made it into a dino shape.
00:31
Do you love it?
00:33
Just because you're vegan or vegetarian shouldn't mean you can't eat and enjoy meat like a true-blooded American.
00:41
And in true American fashion, we're going to process the ever-living crap out of this fake chicken nugget
00:48
until it contains roughly the same amount of saturated fat and sodium as a regular chicken nugget.
00:55
But as long as we say the magic words...
00:58
Plant-based!
01:00
That's right.
01:01
Plant-based.
01:03
Are there any actual plants in it?
01:06
Well...
01:07
Well, it doesn't matter.
01:09
It doesn't matter.
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