The Alchemist Cookbook | movie | 2016 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Self-made chemist Sean, a recluse living in an old trailer in the woods, suffers from pill-popping delusions of fortune. | dG1fTzlDekJmeVFST0E

Transcript

00:01Oscilloscope Laboratories and the filmmakers who brought you Buzzard

00:05present three easy steps to vanquish your enemies, crack the secrets of nature and attain wealth.

00:12Step one, find isolation.

00:15I was gonna be all rich, buy us a big mansion out in the woods.

00:20No one would even know we were here.

00:22Step two, abuse science.

00:25Just walking around my mansion, in the woods, in my robe.

00:38Step three, keep your f***ing head.

00:46Guys, where are you?

00:49The beauty defies genre, a unique vision of one of the most intriguing young auteurs in American independent cinema.

01:01A brilliant character study, complete with tension and biting humor.

01:10Oh, yes, my timothy though.

01:13Variety calls it unclassifiable, funny and distinctive.

01:18If you only see two American indie features co-starring Satan this year,

01:23one should obviously be the witch.

01:25The other almost certainly will turn out to be

01:29The Alchemist cookbook.

01:43That you will be the boy, to speak for the movie,

01:44and he is very well-educated.

01:45But the self-winder it will stand.

01:46If you all come down under the Roberta show,

01:47there is no hospital room to be there,

01:48but there is a booming妹.

01:49The one who has been being in a restaurant walker,

01:50there is a Sunday morning,

01:51and the other people are going to be there.

01:52The one who has been doing old,

01:53the other people who have been watching it,

01:54the other people who have been ringing on their lives.

01:55The other people now what have you ever been doing.

01:57The other people have been doing.

01:58The other people have been working on the earth.

01:59One people have been swinging on the right areas.

02:01The other people have been asking for the family,

02:03like,

02:04the other people have been sort-ing on their side-wonder.