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  • 4/27/2025
Due to the overpopulation of hell each year angels descend from heaven and carry out a purge on demons. Charlie Mornings | dG1fRW9wQ2wtRVJhN2s
Transcript
00:00Well, hello there, you wayward sinner!
00:02Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?
00:05Oh, Daddy, I, uh...
00:09Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?
00:11Of course you do! That's why you're in hell!
00:14What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?
00:19Welcome to the Has-Been Hotel!
00:21Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
00:26So, what do you think?
00:28I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
00:30Uh, yeah, one note.
00:34This place is about second chances to convince heaven the people of hell can be redeemed.
00:39Hi, mister!
00:40Go fuck yourself!
00:41Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?
00:49You're gonna help sinners?
00:50Fucking hilarious!
00:52It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut.
00:55I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
00:57Are you fucking high?
00:58Here, hold this.
00:59Ah!
01:00Oh my god! Oh my god!
01:01For the first time in my life...
01:03Holy shit! Why?
01:05Ready for this, ready to be the...
01:07We got 24 hours before the extermination begins.
01:10Let's get to work.
01:11And although I kind of feel unsteady, now I need to be ready for this.
01:15They're gonna fucking die!
01:17They're gonna die!
01:18They're...
01:19They're gonna die!
01:20For the first time in our lives...
01:21We know that we are ready for this!
01:23We'll show heaven up, if they won't forget it!
01:26It is time to take a stand!
01:28It is time to land a hand!
01:29Against the angels and their deadly threat!
01:32We cannot take it anymore!
01:34The time has come to go to war!
01:36Prepare the fight we're ready for!
01:38It's time I remind everyone why I'm here.
01:44I really hope that I'm ready for this.
01:53I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs.
01:57Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?
02:00Who wrote this?
02:01It's great, right?
02:02Keep going.

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