Four Candles is the best comedy scene ever!

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00:00All right, there you go.

00:10Four candles.

00:12Four candles.

00:21There you are. Four candles.

00:24No, four candles.

00:26Well, there you are. Four candles.

00:27No, four candles.

00:31Annals for forks.

00:53Got any plugs?

00:55Plugs?

00:56Yeah.

00:57What kind of plugs?

00:58A rubber one.

00:59Bathroom.

01:13What size?

01:1513 amp.

01:16It's the electric plug.

01:31Electric bathroom plug, you call them.

01:33The tray.

01:34Electric bathroom.

01:35All right, saw tips.

01:54Saw tips.

01:55What do you want, ointment or something like that?

02:09No, saw tips, but covering the saws.

02:12Tips.

02:13Oh, no, we haven't got any.

02:14Oh.

02:15Come in, but we haven't got any.

02:16Got any ohs?

02:18Ohs?

02:19Ohs.

02:19Oh.

02:19I thought you meant o's.

02:44Ohs.

02:45Ohs.

02:46Ohs.

02:47Say hoes.

02:48You think you said o's?

02:51Ohs.

02:51Come on, huh?

02:54Ohs.

02:55Ohs.

02:57Ohs.

02:58He meant hoes.

02:59There you are.

03:00No, hoes.

03:03No, hoes.

03:07Hoes?

03:08What a...

03:08Oh, you mean panty hoes.

03:11Panty hoes.

03:12No, no, hoes.

03:13Hoes.

03:14Hoes for the gate.

03:16Monde repose.

03:17Hoes.

03:19Letter hoes.

03:20Letter hoes.

03:21How many did you want?

03:48Two.

03:51All right.

04:16Yeah, next.

04:17Got any peas?

04:18Of course.

04:22Say, why didn't you please tell me now when I'm upstairs?

04:25I'm upstairs already, if I'd let you tell me, please, now.

04:28I'm up and down a shot all the time.

04:32I've got all the shot.

04:33I haven't got any help today.

04:35You tell me when I'm planning things.

04:37I'm a spare part of it.

04:38How many do you want?

04:50No, tens of peas.

04:52You're having me on, aren't you?

05:07There we are.

05:20No pumps for your feet, brown pumps for your feet, brown pumps for your feet.

05:50You're having me on.

05:51You are having me on.

05:52You are definitely having me on.

05:53What?

05:54Washers?

05:55What?

05:56Windscreen washers?

05:57Car washers?

05:58Dishwashers?

05:59Floor washers?

06:00Back scrubbers?

06:01Lavatory cleaners?

06:02Floor washers?

06:03Half-inch washers?

06:04Oh.

06:05Tap washers?

06:06Tap washers?

06:07Yeah.

06:08Look, I've had about enough of this.

06:09Give us that dish.

06:10Let's make it all myself down here.

06:11What's this?

06:12What's that?

06:13Oh, that does it.

06:14That does it.

06:15I've had just about enough of this.

06:16Mr Jones?

06:17Will you come out and say, I've had enough of this.

06:19I've just about had enough of this.

06:20Don't be Scott on there.

06:21Don't be Scott on there.

06:22Don't be Scott on there.

06:23Don't be Scott.

06:24Right.

06:25How many would you like?

06:26One or two?

06:28Oh, is that?

06:34Oh.

06:35What's that?

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