The Dream Home

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It is a funny story about a woman who is too sharp but afraid of cockroaches. She moves with her family to a newly built house after making sure that she found the right house with no insects because her relatives would make fun of her previous home due to lot of insects. She spends one month in the new home and then she invites her friends and relatives to a party at her new home to show that she had found her dream home. However, During the dinner time she spilt a glass of water outside the window and a family of cockroaches and grasshoppers attacked the house and guests and forced the lady and the guests to perform funny things to save themselves from intruders insects.  #funny #funnystory #foryoupage #fyp #entertainment #comedy #humorous #joke

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00:00Layla had the sharpest tongue and eyeliner in the neighborhood. Her brain was like a Swiss army

00:04knife, ready for any argument, comeback, or sarcastic roast. But her one fatal weakness?

00:10Cockroaches. Not snakes, not burglars, not tax audits. No. Just those crunchy little nightmares

00:16in armor. Her previous apartment was a roach rave club. When you turn off the lights, the house

00:22looks like Studio 54 for insects. The cockroaches had schedules, DJ nights, and possibly a union.

00:28Her relatives never let her live it down. They would taunt her with comments like Layla,

00:33Are you sure you cooked this biryani yourself? Or did the roaches help you with the seasoning?

00:38After enough humiliation, she went on a house hunt like she was casting for a spy thriller,

00:43checked every corner of the house, and lifted every tile. Exterminators were summoned, like priests.

00:50She made the builders swear that the place was insect-proof. Finally she found it. A sparkling

00:55new bugless haven. Her fortress of solitude. She spent one month in the new house, and not even

01:01an aunt dared cross her path. She was thriving. Wearing fluffy slippers and sipping tea like royalty,

01:08Layla declared in front of her family that she wanted her relatives, friends, and frenemies to

01:12witness her victory. Thus, the grand housewarming party was scheduled. The house looked like a wedding

01:18buffet had married a Pinterest board. Layla stood like a queen. She was busy giving proud tours of her

01:24dream home to her guests and praising the Italian marbles. Dinner time came. Everyone gathered in

01:30the garden, where lights twinkled and music played. People took selfies pretending to be humble while

01:36clearly flexing. Then it happened. Layla reached for a water bottle and spilled a glass out of the

01:41open window. For the first time in the new house, she witnessed that just outside lived an elite squad of

01:47survivalist insects. A full-on cockroach commando unit, accompanied by their allies, the grasshopper

01:53gymnastics brigade. The water hit them like a war signal. Within seconds, they launched a full-scale

01:59invasion. A roach parachuted from the ceiling fan straight into Uncle Bilal's soup. A grasshopper

02:05leaped gracefully into Auntie Noreen's handbag and refused to leave. Children screamed and older men

02:11climbed furniture. One cousin was fending off a beetle using a naan like a nunchuck. Layla screamed so

02:17hard she reached new octaves, never discovered by scientists before. Layla yelled, please do

02:23something, while standing on her designer chair, as if the floor had lava. Her friend tried to Google

02:29how to negotiate with cockroaches. Her cousin sprayed them with perfume, which only made them smell

02:34fabulous and angrier. One ambitious uncle tried to lead the insects outside with a samosa trail like

02:40pied piper. However, that worked on the guests, not the insects. In the chaos, people were doing all

02:46kinds of things. Tap dancing to scare grasshoppers away. Holding badminton rackets like katanas.

02:53Chanting anti-roach slogans. Forming a conga line to escort bugs outside. When it looked like Layla

02:59might faint into her fruit salad, her neighbor's cat jumped over the fence and went full Terminator on

03:04the insects. Within minutes, the army of bugs retreated like they remembered an urgent appointment.

03:11Silence fell, hair frizzed, outfits ruined. Uncle Bilal's hat was in the punch bowl.

03:16Layla's grandma, who was sitting on the chair during the entire insect apocalypse,

03:20calmly sipped her tea and said, Layla, it is a beautiful house. Next time,

03:25maybe build a moat around the house? The crowd burst into laughter.

03:28Place the moat around the house with a loose man of a admits cat. Let me show you how to

03:42lay the pressure and climb high. After reading the fireplace can be seen as he needs to tune

03:48them afterwards. You can make the room with snore. You can remove it as much as youda.

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