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00:00:00Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane.

00:00:10He's got a bag that's built with toys for the boys and girls again.

00:00:27Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus.

00:00:37Oh, sorry Uncle Red.

00:00:38Excuse me!

00:00:47What is this?

00:00:48Like I said, we're being played.

00:00:50Now pay up.

00:00:51How'd you even find this stuff?

00:00:53I can find anything or anyone.

00:00:54Then why can't you find your dad?

00:00:56Hilarious, Jane.

00:00:57Look, I don't know what all this stuff is, but Santa is coming tonight.

00:01:00Okay, can we talk about that for a minute?

00:01:01Jack O'Malley.

00:01:04Kids who downstairs.

00:01:05Not you.

00:01:08What are you doing, pal?

00:01:09Look, we love having you here for the holidays, but what are you telling your cousins?

00:01:12The cold hard truth.

00:01:14The cold hard truth?

00:01:16Jack, these are presents, yes.

00:01:17These aren't Santa's presents.

00:01:18Right.

00:01:19Santa Claus hasn't been here yet.

00:01:20It's Christmas Eve.

00:01:21He's coming tonight.

00:01:22Tonight.

00:01:23He's coming here.

00:01:24To this house.

00:01:25Tonight.

00:01:30That's what you're telling me.

00:01:31That's what I'm telling you.

00:01:32And he's also going to every other house in the world.

00:01:34On the same night.

00:01:35He's in fine rain.

00:01:36They're coming here.

00:01:37They're coming here.

00:01:37Four rabies.

00:01:38They're coming here.

00:01:39They're coming here.

00:01:40They're coming here.

00:01:42I'm sorry.

00:01:43They're coming here.

00:01:44Who's coming here?

00:01:45You're coming here.

00:01:46What are you looking for?

00:01:47With my ears?

00:01:48Orange am I?

00:01:49He's coming here!

00:01:50I'm out.

00:01:51I'm coming here?

00:01:52I'm here.

00:01:53Can we reach you?

00:01:55Eat us?

00:01:56We're coming here.

00:01:57Can we reach you?

00:01:58I'm standing here?

00:01:59We're trying to see you?

00:02:00Hey.

00:02:01We're back.

00:02:02We're Yup-Bru, we're done.

00:02:03He's got a bag that's filled with toys for the boys and girls again.

00:02:07Here's a sleigh belt, jingle, jingle, jingle, oh gosh, what a beautiful sight.

00:02:11So jump in and cover up again, go set down, stop it, stop it, stop it.

00:02:17Oh, sorry, Uncle Rhett.

00:02:18Excuse me.

00:02:27What is this?

00:02:29Like I said, we're being played.

00:02:30Now pay up.

00:02:31How'd you even find this stuff?

00:02:33I can find anything or anyone.

00:02:35Then why can't you find your dad?

00:02:36Hilarious, dude.

00:02:37Look, I don't know what all this stuff is, but Santa is coming tonight.

00:02:41Okay, can we talk about that for a minute?

00:02:42Jack O'Malley.

00:02:44It's good upstairs.

00:02:46Not you.

00:02:48What are you doing, pal?

00:02:49Look, we love having you here for the holidays.

00:02:51But what are you telling your cousins?

00:02:52The whole hard truth.

00:02:54The whole hard truth?

00:02:56Jack, these are presents, yes.

00:02:58These aren't Santa's presents.

00:02:58Right.

00:02:59Santa Claus hasn't been here yet.

00:03:01It's Christmas Eve.

00:03:02He's coming tonight.

00:03:03He's coming here.

00:03:04To this house.

00:03:05Tonight.

00:03:06That's what you're telling me.

00:03:07That's what I'm telling you.

00:03:08And he's also going to every other house in the world on the same night using flying reindeer

00:03:11for transportation.

00:03:13Yes, Jack.

00:03:13And what fuse of flying reindeer exactly?

00:03:17Carrots.

00:03:18Okay, look, I don't know exactly how it works.

00:03:20All I know is, when we wake up tomorrow, Santa will have been here.

00:03:25All right, let's go.

00:03:27You don't want to get on the naughty list, do you?

00:03:28On this way, I'll prove it.

00:03:29I'm not that worried about it.

00:03:30All right, let's go.

00:03:48Jack O'Malley.

00:04:05I don't believe it.

00:04:06Benny, you miss me?

00:04:07Where's my money?

00:04:08I'm getting you your money.

00:04:08I told you I'm going to get you your money.

00:04:10I'm on a job right now.

00:04:11In fact, I'm planning on doubling it.

00:04:12Still got Morris at plus 300?

00:04:13Morris?

00:04:14That stiff?

00:04:15Put me down for 25, Jack.

00:04:16You got a lot of balls on Malley.

00:04:17I know.

00:04:17Brains, too.

00:04:18Doesn't seem fair.

00:04:18That's right, guys.

00:04:48What are you looking at?

00:04:50What are you looking at?

00:05:06What are you looking at?

00:05:10I'm looking at...

00:05:11Why are you looking at...

00:05:14He's looking beyond me.

00:05:17They all gotta go.

00:05:21What are you looking at?

00:05:24Let's go.

00:05:54Let's go.

00:06:24Let's go.

00:06:54Are we going to get him to put on his new crew t-shirt?

00:06:56Sir, you can't cut the line.

00:06:57Oh, what's the matter, big dude?

00:06:58You don't want to show some Christmas love to the beef?

00:07:00This kid's been waiting a long time.

00:07:01Look, man, it'll take two minutes.

00:07:02He puts on the shirt and he says, now we beef.

00:07:04Sir, I'm a big deal.

00:07:05I have over 3,000 followers.

00:07:07I'm going to make him more famous.

00:07:08Just got to put the shirt on.

00:07:09He's already quite famous.

00:07:10Yeah, I'll be in trouble.

00:07:11Sir, you can't cut the line.

00:07:16I made myself clear.

00:07:17Yes, very clear.

00:07:18Now, I wish you a merry Christmas.

00:07:21Yeah.

00:07:22I'm going to go.

00:07:23Yep.

00:07:24Now, you guys have a very important appointment with Santa.

00:07:28Man, I needed that.

00:07:29It's so important to get out and talk to the kids.

00:07:30That's part of the job.

00:07:32Nothing like a crowded mall two days before Christmas.

00:07:34No, Santa man.

00:07:35Merry Christmas.

00:07:36Merry Christmas, pal.

00:07:39Tell me you're not going to miss this.

00:07:41God, what do you mean you're sold out of essential oils?

00:07:42I'm going to bash someone's skull in.

00:07:44I'm not going to miss this.

00:07:45Approach the ground floor.

00:07:46Let's see the icebreaker.

00:07:47Freddy, secondary array.

00:07:48180 degrees spread.

00:07:49Go.

00:07:52Vampire Assassin 4 is hot this year.

00:07:54Thanks, Irva.

00:07:54Sure thing, Red.

00:07:55Carl, you got any milk up there?

00:07:57Of course, Red.

00:07:58I always love Captain Philly.

00:08:00Think we have time to stop her at cheese steak?

00:08:03Won't be the same without you, Cal.

00:08:06We'll be exactly the same without you.

00:08:09It's covered in the paint of the mud.

00:08:26General, Red, good to see you.

00:08:28Successful excursion?

00:08:29Yes, sir.

00:08:30All at Christmas time, it's like Oxygen for me.

00:08:33What are you so excited about?

00:08:49Of course, my boyfriend's here.

00:08:53Hey, girls.

00:08:55Okay.

00:08:56Of course, I didn't forget.

00:08:59Yes, I brought an extra.

00:09:00Do something.

00:09:02There we go.

00:09:03Cal.

00:09:07Come on, man.

00:09:08Clock ticket.

00:09:28Red wine.

00:09:28You're clear for takeoff.

00:09:29All right, ladies.

00:09:31Let's go home.

00:09:57Thanks for the escort, fellas.

00:09:58See you next year.

00:09:59Come on, Alice.

00:10:29Go ahead.

00:10:30I got it.

00:10:31I don't know what the hell it is, but I got it.

00:10:33Send the coordinates.

00:10:34Well, why don't you send something my way first?

00:10:36Wire in the first half now.

00:10:38The rest in the data is verified.

00:10:40Pleasure doing business with me.

00:10:42Yes!

00:10:43Yes!

00:10:44Yes!

00:10:45No.

00:10:46No.

00:10:47No!

00:10:48Oh, my God!

00:10:59Home sweet home.

00:11:12Whoo, ladies.

00:11:26Hello, Alice.

00:11:31Hey, hold on up into the wild.

00:11:39Where's the missus?

00:11:49I'm right here. Deliverables was a half hour ago.

00:11:53Larry, this is going to Bermuda.

00:11:55Bermuda!

00:11:56Garcia, welcome back chief.

00:11:58Whatever, miss.

00:11:59Nothing. Everyone's working.

00:12:01There's a bottleneck in Rivens.

00:12:02Phil's waiting to wrap me around.

00:12:03He says Phil's being overdramatic.

00:12:04Everybody's feeling the heat.

00:12:05All right, I'll talk to him.

00:12:06Please. Phil's driving everybody nuts.

00:12:08Phil in Rivens is having a total meltdown.

00:12:10Maybe it's time to find a less stressful spot for Phil.

00:12:12I don't know, tinsel?

00:12:13Phil out of Rivens?

00:12:14Just a thought.

00:12:15He's got a dog named Rivens.

00:12:16Yeah.

00:12:17495, 496, 497, 498, 499, 500.

00:12:21In five minutes, not bad.

00:12:22Yeah, getting warmed up.

00:12:23All right, I'm going to run the simulation model on Belgium and Holland again.

00:12:26Just a second.

00:12:27Thank you, sweetie.

00:12:28All right, if you need me, y'all.

00:12:29Hey, y'all, jump in there.

00:12:30Get them ready, okay?

00:12:31It's almost showtime.

00:12:32Hey, Boston.

00:12:33Go.

00:12:34Give me your spot, huh?

00:12:35Got it.

00:12:36Hey, Boston.

00:12:37Go.

00:12:38Give me your spot, huh?

00:12:39Got it.

00:12:40Tell me why.

00:12:41Time for a change.

00:12:42Yeah.

00:12:43I heard you.

00:12:44And I'll respect your decision, but I want to know why.

00:12:45Let's go ahead, Ethan.

00:12:46Okay, you can take it.

00:12:47I can take it away from you.

00:12:49Go, Ethan.

00:12:50I can take it away from me.

00:12:51I can take it away from you.

00:12:52Let's go, Ethan.

00:12:53I can't eat anyway.

00:12:54Go.

00:12:55Give me your spot, huh?

00:12:56Go, Ethan.

00:12:57Go, Ethan.

00:12:58Go, Ethan.

00:12:59Go.

00:13:00Give me your spot, huh?

00:13:01Huh?

00:13:02Go, Ethan.

00:13:03Go.

00:13:04I can't hear you.

00:13:05Go, Ethan.

00:13:06Go, Ethan.

00:13:07Go, Ethan.

00:13:08Go, Ethan.

00:13:09Go, Ethan.

00:13:10You're looking strong.

00:13:15We work for the kids, Cal.

00:13:16We do it for them.

00:13:17And I know you love them.

00:13:18You live for them.

00:13:20So, what's going on here?

00:13:22I love the kids.

00:13:24It's the grud-ups that are killing me.

00:13:27Go on.

00:13:28The list.

00:13:30What about the list?

00:13:30We're up almost 22% here over here.

00:13:32I'm aware of the numbers, Cal.

00:13:33What are you getting at?

00:13:35For the first time, I've heard more people are on the body list than that.

00:13:38And it's like they don't even care.

00:13:40There's so much bad behavior out there everywhere you look.

00:13:44We say it all the time, Nick.

00:13:46We choose every day who we want to be.

00:13:49We make decisions and little ones.

00:13:51Every one of them matters.

00:13:53But I look around, and they act like none of it matters.

00:13:57If nothing matters to them, it seems to me they need us now more than them.

00:14:02That's why there's only one here.

00:14:04And no one, with my doubts, should be so close to you.

00:14:07You need somebody younger.

00:14:08There's someone 300 years old in the crime who wants to change things.

00:14:11It's not our job to change people, Cal.

00:14:13People change themselves.

00:14:14We're just showing that we believe in them.

00:14:16All of them.

00:14:17Because we know who we really are.

00:14:18Down deep.

00:14:20We know that somewhere inside every lost grown-up

00:14:22is the kid they must burn.

00:14:25Our gift.

00:14:26Is that we can see that.

00:14:27Even when they can.

00:14:27We work for the kids, Cal.

00:14:31Even when they're not kids anymore.

00:14:34I'm just having a really hard time seeing it.

00:14:38That's why.

00:14:42Let's have a cookie.

00:14:44Answer to everything.

00:14:46You got a carb up?

00:14:47You know, I burn about 430 million calories every Christmas Eve.

00:14:49Yes, I know.

00:14:51One last ride.

00:14:53One last ride.

00:14:53Get to it, lads.

00:15:22One last ride.

00:15:26THE END

00:15:56Alpha check, it's drift. Looks like a light just fried on the interior west face up around mailroom 19B. You want up there?

00:16:14Yeah, this is Jeff. You don't miss the state, Commander. I'll check it out.

00:16:17Thanks, Jeff.

00:16:22Hey, Jeff, looks like we've got a few more of them, too. What's going on up there?

00:16:24Jeff. Jeff, do you copy? Who's with Red? Arthur, is he still with you? Negative, Chief.

00:16:32Kenny, do you have him? Not in the gym.

00:16:35Who's with Red? Gorman, are you in the residence?

00:16:37Finkel, just took over.

00:16:38Finkel. Finkel! I need eyes on Red now!

00:16:43Mailroom, negative. Study, negative.

00:16:45Mr. Toll Hydroponics, negative. He's not in the gallery.

00:16:47Logistics, negative.

00:16:50Candy room, negative.

00:16:51Candy tank, packaging, negative.

00:16:52Nursery, negative.

00:16:53Luggery, negative. Mailbox, negative.

00:16:55Electronic, negative.

00:16:56Operating, factory, three.

00:17:04Nick! Nick!

00:17:08Reach!

00:17:09We have a reach, guys!

00:17:10We have a reach, guys.

00:17:12We have a reach.

00:17:13Going up.

00:17:22Tone Green, Tone Green!

00:17:23Fall back down!

00:17:25Arm and Snoke out.

00:17:25Heading north.

00:17:26Copy that.

00:17:27Locating.

00:17:27Your advise is thrown right on time.

00:17:29Copy.

00:17:30Containment barrier 5 going up.

00:17:34Street minute 6, deploy.

00:17:34Box them in!

00:17:46Agents down!

00:17:54Great Barrier 72!

00:17:56Raising 72.

00:18:04No!

00:18:24Snowcat just turned left on candlestick!

00:18:29There's a hole in the dome!

00:18:34Oh, my God.

00:19:04What the hell just happened?

00:19:21There's been a breach, Director.

00:19:22I know.

00:19:23Red has been taken.

00:19:25What?

00:19:25Where's Cal?

00:19:26Right here.

00:19:26Cal, what happened?

00:19:27Who could have done this?

00:19:28Zoe, I don't know.

00:19:28We have 24 hours to Christmas Eve.

00:19:29We cannot...

00:19:30Yes, I'm well aware.

00:19:31Okay.

00:19:32Okay, let's take a deep breath.

00:19:34Start from the beginning.

00:19:36They cut a hole in the CF dome using an atomic plasma torch.

00:19:38From the footprints, I'd say there's eight to ten of them.

00:19:40Human.

00:19:40They rolled in onto the modem on Snowcat, which they used as a diversion before they blasted

00:19:43out of here in a NORAD blind cargo jam.

00:19:44Good God, Cal.

00:19:45I'm going to find them, Zoe.

00:19:46We're going to work together on this.

00:19:48We were just told that someone hacked the Intercontinental Seism surveillance system.

00:19:51I don't know if it's related, but if someone knew where to look, that's the only vulnerability

00:19:53in the cloaking.

00:19:54Who?

00:19:55We don't know yet.

00:19:55The trolls are scouring the web.

00:19:56Name and address.

00:19:57They're working on it.

00:19:58Then tell them to work faster.

00:19:59We don't have time for this.

00:20:00Director, the trolls have a trace.

00:20:02Pass them in.

00:20:02What do you got?

00:20:03We trace the relays.

00:20:04Looks like the wolf.

00:20:06The wolf?

00:20:07Who the hell is a wolf?

00:20:09Mercenary.

00:20:10Bounty hunter.

00:20:10Works for the highest bidder.

00:20:11A ghost on the dark web.

00:20:13FBI has been trying to recruit him for years, but he's a freelancer.

00:20:15He's probably the best tracker in the world.

00:20:17The guy's a legend.

00:20:18What?

00:20:29Nice.

00:20:29Are you in town?

00:20:30That depends.

00:20:30What do you want?

00:20:31I need you to do me a favor and go pick up Dylan.

00:20:33I'm writing Miller something in for you.

00:20:34This isn't a good time for me.

00:20:35Yeah, me either.

00:20:36I have two mothers to be with weakening contractions and laborhood's not progressing and Craig's out

00:20:38of town.

00:20:39Liv.

00:20:39Dylan got in trouble at school.

00:20:40I just need you to go pick him up and drop him off at my place.

00:20:42Liv.

00:20:42Jack.

00:20:43I'm stuck at work and Craig's away, so just do me a favor and go pick up your kid.

00:20:48I got it.

00:20:56I got it.

00:20:57I got it.

00:20:58Hey, buddy.

00:21:01Hey, you got me an aspirin?

00:21:03What?

00:21:04No.

00:21:05I got to get something in my stomach.

00:21:07You want a churro?

00:21:08No.

00:21:09Shut up.

00:21:12Hey, man.

00:21:12Can I get two?

00:21:13Hey, don't want a churro.

00:21:14I heard you.

00:21:15Good for me.

00:21:17So what are they saying you did?

00:21:18Camper with the school's attendance records, which I did.

00:21:21Allegedly.

00:21:21I don't think that.

00:21:24Have a good day.

00:21:24Yeah, yeah.

00:21:27The music teacher released his computer open during fifth period.

00:21:29Mm-hmm.

00:21:30I started to ditch science so I could go and practice guitar.

00:21:32Then I changed it on the computer.

00:21:32Makes sense.

00:21:33There's this girl.

00:21:34I'm Jasmine.

00:21:35Piper.

00:21:35She started to ditch with me.

00:21:36But then Kevin.

00:21:37Who's Kevin?

00:21:38My best friend.

00:21:39At least he was.

00:21:40What'd Kevin do?

00:21:40Kevin's trying to let me know what he did to do.

00:21:41But he's not even in a jazz band.

00:21:43He just wanted to hang out with Piper.

00:21:44I was the one hanging out with Piper.

00:21:45So I'm supposed to go and change his abs into presence so he can hang out with Piper?

00:21:48Bullshit.

00:21:48So instead, I'd be in three more absents.

00:21:50Good.

00:21:50Send a message.

00:21:51He got busted and told the vice principal.

00:21:52Kevin.

00:21:54So I slashed the tires on his back.

00:21:58I know.

00:21:59You're disappointed.

00:21:59I am disappointed.

00:22:00Look, we're gonna hack a mainframe into a choir.

00:22:02We're going through a back door.

00:22:03No fingerprints.

00:22:04But more importantly, the second this kid Kevin knew what you were doing, you got a loose

00:22:06hand.

00:22:06Never trust anybody.

00:22:08Anybody.

00:22:08And never let someone get the upper hand on you.

00:22:10Because they'll use it.

00:22:13Come on.

00:22:20All right.

00:22:20I gotta go practice.

00:22:21I have this dumb winter pageant thing tonight for jazz band.

00:22:23Pageant?

00:22:24Oof.

00:22:25I know.

00:22:25I said it was dumb.

00:22:27Good luck.

00:22:30I know.

00:22:32That labor wasn't progressing?

00:22:33Yeah, that it did.

00:22:34I'm still picking him up, though.

00:22:36I don't know what's going on with him these days.

00:22:37He's acting out.

00:22:38Yeah.

00:22:38Growing up stuff?

00:22:39Is that why you're quitting it?

00:22:41Oh, it's right into that.

00:22:41Yeah.

00:22:43He'd really love to see you more often, Jack.

00:22:44I just picked him up.

00:22:45I know.

00:22:46It was really nice.

00:22:46We had a good talk.

00:22:47He told me about school.

00:22:47He would love that to happen more often, is all I'm saying.

00:22:49I gotta go to work.

00:22:51Okay.

00:22:52Merry Christmas, Jack.

00:22:54Yeah.

00:22:56Merry Christmas, Jack.

00:23:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:24:07Hi, Jack.

00:24:37We know what you did.

00:24:49Huh?

00:24:50We know what you did.

00:24:54All right, um, first of all, I'm sorry.

00:24:59Second, let's be more specific.

00:25:01Honestly, you can be talking about 12 different things right now.

00:25:03Who are you working for?

00:25:05Lady, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:25:07I work for whoever pays me.

00:25:08You have about 40 seconds to become helpful before you have a terrible accident,

00:25:10so I'm going to ask you one more time.

00:25:12Who hired you to find him?

00:25:13Find who?

00:25:14You know.

00:25:14I promise you I don't.

00:25:16If I did, I would tell you.

00:25:16I'm not a scrupulous person.

00:25:17You can ask anybody.

00:25:19The Intercontinental Seismic Surveillance System.

00:25:21Sound familiar?

00:25:23Yeah, I did that.

00:25:25It was a weird job.

00:25:25Somebody was trying to find someone who was running tests on some weapons systems in the Arctic,

00:25:28and I found a location.

00:25:30And I walked.

00:25:31By who?

00:25:31I don't know.

00:25:32I'm telling you, all the communication is encrypted and untraceable.

00:25:34That's how it's supposed to be.

00:25:35So if someone like you shows up, I don't have any answers.

00:25:38Look, I don't ask questions.

00:25:39I just find people that no one else can find.

00:25:41It's what I do.

00:25:45You really don't know what you did.

00:25:46I guess not.

00:25:47I mean, I can tell you're very upset about it, though.

00:25:53Boxing up.

00:25:54Boxing up?

00:25:55Wait, wait.

00:25:55What do you mean?

00:25:55Hey!

00:26:06Is this really necessary?

00:26:09Hang on.

00:26:09Good place.

00:26:18How long you been here?

00:26:20M-O-R-A?

00:26:22Mora.

00:26:22The Mythological Oversight and Restoration Authority.

00:26:24Come again?

00:26:25We are the multilateral international organization responsible for securing and protecting the

00:26:28mythological world.

00:26:30Come with me.

00:26:32Did you say the mythological world?

00:26:33Yes.

00:26:33All right.

00:26:35So, uh, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, that kind of thing?

00:26:39That kind of thing.

00:26:40Okay.

00:26:41So, things that don't actually exist, you guys are responsible for.

00:26:44Got it.

00:26:46Oh, shit!

00:26:56If he knows anything, he ain't talking.

00:26:57All right.

00:26:58Horse back to the pen, body back to Area 32, and get the pumpkin back in the cryovol.

00:27:00Stand.

00:27:01Yes, Director.

00:27:02What the hell is that?

00:27:03The horseman.

00:27:04We're questioning all the usual suspects.

00:27:06The headless horseman?

00:27:09Hey!

00:27:09What did that taser think of you to my head?

00:27:11It's not a taser.

00:27:11It's an acquiescer.

00:27:12Just take a deep breath and have a seat, Chuck.

00:27:26What am I doing here?

00:27:29Last night, at roughly 11 p.m. yesterday.

00:27:32Red one.

00:27:32Also known as St. Nicholas of Myra.

00:27:34Was abducted from the North Pole complex.

00:27:39The data you retrieved from the I-S-S-S was used to pinpoint the location which has been secure and classified for several hundred years.

00:27:43These are your words.

00:27:46What are you saying?

00:27:50Are you saying?

00:27:51Say it to Clause.

00:27:53Has been kidnapped?

00:27:55And you think I had something to do with it?

00:27:57Where is it?

00:27:57Is that him?

00:28:00Jack the Wolf O'Malley, me.

00:28:02Callum Drift.

00:28:03Commander of the ELF.

00:28:04The ELF?

00:28:05Turns out Jack here didn't know what he was doing.

00:28:07Somebody hired him to find the complex.

00:28:08And incredibly, he did.

00:28:10Who?

00:28:10He doesn't know.

00:28:11I don't know.

00:28:11Yes, he does.

00:28:12No, he doesn't.

00:28:12They always know something.

00:28:14Sometimes you just gotta shake it out of them.

00:28:16I'm not gonna like you.

00:28:17I can tell right away.

00:28:18Out of everyone here, I like you the least.

00:28:19Garcia.

00:28:24What the heck?

00:28:26Yeah, Chief.

00:28:26This guy's not cooperating.

00:28:27Uh-huh.

00:28:28Should we do the thing?

00:28:29I'm afraid we're gonna have to.

00:28:30Cal, let's talk about this one minute.

00:28:31There's nothing to talk about.

00:28:31You can't trust this guy.

00:28:32He's on the list.

00:28:32What list?

00:28:33He knows damn well what list.

00:28:33Look, I'm not on any watch list.

00:28:34I know for a fact that...

00:28:36Wait.

00:28:37You don't mean...

00:28:38Yes, that list.

00:28:39You're on it.

00:28:39I checked.

00:28:39NL-4.

00:28:40Are you telling me this clown is a level 4 naughty lister?

00:28:43A level 4 naughty lister?

00:28:44Oh, is that funny?

00:28:45Hey, what are we doing here?

00:28:46Come on!

00:28:47I know this is killing you.

00:28:48You have to trust me.

00:28:48Just remembering this shitbag isn't gonna help.

00:28:50It would feel good, but it won't help.

00:28:51I'm right here.

00:28:52Shut up.

00:28:54What do you think?

00:28:55We're gonna put him to work.

00:28:56No, absolutely not.

00:28:57Excuse me?

00:28:57You said you work for whoever pays you.

00:28:59Today, that's me.

00:29:00He's not telling us everything he knows.

00:29:01Look at him.

00:29:01He is telling us everything he knows.

00:29:02He just doesn't know who hired him.

00:29:03Well, I mean...

00:29:04How much are we talking?

00:29:05Garcia?

00:29:06I'm good.

00:29:08Okay.

00:29:08I don't know who went, but I can figure out where they are.

00:29:11Where they were last night!

00:29:16Look, it isn't ours.

00:29:17I don't know who it is.

00:29:18But in my line of work, I need insurance.

00:29:20You know, in case of building issues.

00:29:21So I Trojan horse a digital tracking bug into their VPN.

00:29:23Are you saying...

00:29:24Yeah, I can track the device.

00:29:25Then I suggest you do it.

00:29:26Can we still go back on the whole pay-in-the-thing?

00:29:27I know what they paid you and we'll double it.

00:29:29Trip.

00:29:29Garcia?

00:29:30Hey, hey, hey, come on!

00:29:31All right, all right.

00:29:31Stuff is fine.

00:29:32Christmas.

00:29:33Wise choice.

00:29:34I need my cell phone.

00:29:39Whoever did this...

00:29:41He's in Aruba.

00:29:42Where in Aruba?

00:29:42I work alone.

00:29:43You used to.

00:29:44No offense, but I'm not rolling into Aruba undercover with a giant elf.

00:29:46It's E-L-F.

00:29:48Cal.

00:29:48We can't trust this guy.

00:29:49That's why you're holding the leash.

00:29:50And this is how I can find you anywhere on Earth.

00:29:54You're mine until we find him.

00:29:55I suggest you get going.

00:29:56Oh, my God.

00:29:59Oh, my God.

00:30:16Well, this is unfortunate.

00:30:17No.

00:30:18This is what needed to be done.

00:30:19I sincerely doubt that.

00:30:22You know, I know a guy who's going to be very upset about this.

00:30:29What are you going to do with that?

00:30:31The world is a mess because they fear nothing.

00:30:34I'm going to give them something to fear.

00:30:37I'm going to do, in one night, what you have failed to do for centuries.

00:30:42And what is that?

00:30:43I'm going to make the world a better place.

00:30:51What are you doing?

00:30:52I'm going to make some of your energy.

00:30:55Now, go to sleep, Nicholas.

00:31:00Go to sleep.

00:31:00We doing some last-minute Christmas shopping?

00:31:23Gear it up.

00:31:24Grab a car.

00:31:24Something practical.

00:31:25Go to sleep.

00:31:30Let's go.

00:31:31Go.

00:31:33Here.

00:31:41Let's go.

00:31:50Oh!

00:31:54Oh!

00:31:55Oh!

00:31:56what the hell just happened toy stores toy stores what supply closets are portal stations for the

00:32:08north pole field network transit system car i said practical like what any man who wants a

00:32:21practical hot wheels also what difference does it make i gave you a directive a directive

00:32:26is that what you think is going on here i'm telling you now you better listen to me because

00:32:29things are about to get real

00:32:40how did i adjusted its reality it doesn't work on everything no you can't try it no you can't

00:32:44drive no more questions now get in be careful with those robots

00:32:56so you're like the bodyguard for santa claus the commander of what's that enforcement logistics

00:33:04and fortification but as far as you're concerned it stands for extremely large and vulnerable

00:33:08and that's all you do all year just detect sand it's a big job sure sure it's one day

00:33:20like it's a big job for one day we work 364 days a year because on that one day we deliver presence

00:33:25to several billion individual domiciles across 37 time zones without ever being detected by a single

00:33:30human being we prep we rehearse every moment every stop down to the last gym so yeah it's a lot of

00:33:34work 364 days we have bucks a day off wouldn't it be easier if you broke it up you know like send

00:33:41different teams out different places it's more efficient no it doesn't work like that he's got

00:33:44to do it all himself he doesn't have to it's his purpose it's a singular force in the universe okay

00:33:47so worst case scenario is there someone that can step in for him like a rice santa are you listening

00:33:51to me no no one can do what he does he knows when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake and he

00:33:55knows that about every single person on this planet he has a list the size of rhode island and he checks

00:33:59it twice if you were to try to read that list just once it would take you a decade but he does it

00:34:02twice and the reason why he's able to do any of it is because he is santa claus the one and only

00:34:07and no one else can execute his mission which is to spread cheer asshole good feeling

00:34:13ready for a test bring me the weapon

00:34:43so

00:34:53duplication complete good now let's see if it works who do you have in mind mom we'll start

00:34:59with the first thing on the list

00:35:13all right now we're talking well it was nice to meet you cal good luck with everything thank you

00:35:20so much i'm just gonna live here now gonna marry her you focus we gotta find your guy not a lot of

00:35:25fun right now i love fun as a matter of fact i won the prize for most fun gift wrapper for 183 years in

00:35:31a row well i take it back

00:35:37i'm going to show you how to do this i would suggest you give it a shot you see the worst in

00:35:40everyone cal it's my gift it's the key to my work you can see a person's worst qualities just by

00:35:45looking at it you look at this guy he's married but not to her that's why he has a tan line where

00:35:49his wedding ring should be this guy's about to school over that guy that's why he's laughing too

00:35:53loud and this guy and he's interested why you ask i didn't ask well i'll tell you shoes

00:35:59look around anyone else at the beach wearing shoes besides you me and him we're all working

00:36:04so

00:36:09ah there's a carmenian so it's that guy and that guy tell by the tattoos on their hands

00:36:15this is all fascinating how about we find the guy we're actually looking for that's the guy

00:36:18we're looking for carmenians are a security team you sure i'm sure

00:36:23great hey wait whoa whoa what are you doing going to talk to him no no we got to go in

00:36:28sideways here remember when i said they're called getnerks we'll be fine

00:36:38keep walking i need to talk to him now keep walking i'm gonna count to five

00:36:43there once then you're gonna get hurt

00:36:44listen dickhead it's christmas it's on the yuletide spirit i'm gonna say it one more time

00:37:07that was so disturbing what's this what the hell tad just give me a minute sweetheart i gotta talk to

00:37:13these absolute morons for a second and then we'll go get some boba okay where is he who you know who

00:37:19you really want to do this i have no idea what you're talking about and while i'm enjoying this

00:37:22visit from uh the magic mike christmas brigade i got a couple ladies waiting on boba teas

00:37:27okay wait wait wait wait before you implode this man's skull across this heavenly beach

00:37:30and i have crack at it look i'm telling you for your own health and well-being i suggest you leave

00:37:35right now you don't know who i know all right well you know what i know i know you bought some

00:37:39information yesterday and paid quite a bit for it coordinates the arctic i know this because i'm

00:37:45the one who sold it here you're the wolf no you should not be here do you know what you've done

00:37:53by coming here my client is not to be messed with who's the client new york much worse she'll kill us

00:37:59kill us all is it i can't say her name she will be here later name in the sand

00:38:07kill us all is it now

00:38:13reala you idiot milo no

00:38:16reala reala

00:38:18Calum, Calum.

00:38:34Calum drift.

00:38:47Starry warrior of the North Pole.

00:38:52Greelup, the Christmas witch.

00:38:54It has been many years.

00:38:56Not enough.

00:38:57Where is he?

00:38:58He's right here.

00:38:59Fast asleep.

00:39:02Signal from Commander to Rift.

00:39:04Greelup, where are you?

00:39:06The witch.

00:39:07I need him back, unharmed, immediately.

00:39:09It is not to be warrior!

00:39:11I need M.R. teams in motion to every one of her ancestral haunts.

00:39:13Yes, Director.

00:39:14What is it you want?

00:39:15The same thing I have always wanted for hundreds of years.

00:39:18To make them behave.

00:39:20The time has come.

00:39:21To punish the naughty one.

00:39:23All of them.

00:39:24Everyone who is on the list.

00:39:26Everyone who has ever been off the list.

00:39:29From killers to chaywalkers.

00:39:31Anyone who's ever lied or narrated.

00:39:33Anyone who's ever been rude or late.

00:39:35You're talking about almost everyone.

00:39:38Everyone I see fit!

00:39:40Tomorrow they will all be punished.

00:39:42And he is going to help!

00:39:45We know he doesn't punish people.

00:39:47Step away, warrior.

00:39:49Let him go, witch.

00:39:50I've warned you.

00:39:51And I've warned you.

00:39:52You can't see it yet.

00:39:53But when you wake up this Christmas morning.

00:39:56The world will be much, much.

00:39:59My son.

00:40:04What in the actual fuck?

00:40:06Get those teams moving now.

00:40:07What the hell was that?

00:40:09What was that?

00:40:10What the hell was that?

00:40:11Where is she?

00:40:12We gotta get out of here.

00:40:13Where is she?

00:40:14How good the deal?

00:40:15I'm telling you.

00:40:16She does not mess around.

00:40:17Al.

00:40:18Al.

00:40:44Get him out of here.

00:40:45He's our only lead.

00:40:46Don't let him get ice.

00:40:47All right.

00:40:48Come on.

00:40:49Go.

00:40:50Go.

00:40:51Go.

00:40:52Go.

00:40:53Go.

00:40:54Go.

00:40:55Go.

00:40:56Go.

00:40:57Go.

00:40:58Go.

00:40:59Go.

00:41:00Go.

00:41:01Go.

00:41:02Go.

00:41:03Go.

00:41:04Go.

00:41:05Go.

00:41:06Go.

00:41:07Go.

00:41:08Go.

00:41:09Go.

00:41:10Go.

00:41:11Go.

00:41:12Go.

00:41:14Go.

00:41:15Go.

00:41:16Go.

00:41:18Go.

00:41:19Go.

00:41:22Go.

00:41:23Okay.

00:41:25All right.

00:41:26Hey.

00:41:27Go.

00:41:29Go.

00:41:41Go.

00:41:42Forrest.

00:41:43You will slide.

00:41:44Oh, shit.

00:41:45Ah, yeah.

00:41:50Ah, no, no, no, no.

00:41:54Oh, shit.

00:42:00Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:04Oh, god.

00:42:07Ha!

00:42:08Ah!

00:42:10Ah!

00:42:10Oh, my God.

00:42:40Just got to rip off their carrots.

00:43:02I'll remember that next time it comes out.

00:43:05Want to give me a hand here?

00:43:06You'll figure it out.

00:43:06Let me tell you about Christmas magic.

00:43:13I'm sorry.

00:43:13I think you're confusing me with someone who cares.

00:43:15Tell Grandma I don't have time to pick up her meds.

00:43:16She can take the bus.

00:43:17Goodbye.

00:43:19Asshole.

00:43:20Get a life.

00:43:21For you to fall on the cold.

00:43:25Let me show you.

00:43:26Grit as we scratch.

00:43:28It's the best kind of sorcery.

00:43:31I know.

00:43:32With me and we don't see it.

00:43:35It's still here.

00:43:44What do you mean it's still there?

00:43:46It's supposed to come back to me.

00:43:48The machine isn't working.

00:43:49Fix it.

00:43:50Now.

00:43:51Or else the next test will be on one of you.

00:43:53Yes, ma'am.

00:43:56Careful.

00:43:56She iced the broker.

00:44:02She really wanted to shut him up.

00:44:03By the time he thaws out, he'll be useless to us.

00:44:05Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:44:06My guy scanned all the surveillance footage from the pole last night.

00:44:08Look at this.

00:44:11Is that her?

00:44:12Sort of.

00:44:12She's a shapeshifter.

00:44:13She's actually a 900-year-old ogre with 13 sons who kill on command.

00:44:16Oh.

00:44:17Tracking shapeshifters is a nightmare.

00:44:19She said that she was going to punish them all.

00:44:20Every level.

00:44:21I'd be more worried about what she didn't say.

00:44:23She wasn't negotiating.

00:44:23It's a kidnapping with no demands.

00:44:25Doesn't usually end one.

00:44:25Unfortunately, our only lead is now an ice cube.

00:44:28Not pointing any fingers.

00:44:30Cal, my uncle?

00:44:30Yeah, Cal, my uncle.

00:44:33So what would you normally do?

00:44:35I mean, normally I'd be running credit cards.

00:44:37Checking things off cell phone towers.

00:44:38Trying to build a footprint.

00:44:39Her, associates.

00:44:40Never tracked a witch before.

00:44:42Dated a few.

00:44:43Right, Cal?

00:44:43I've dated several witches.

00:44:44What's your point?

00:44:45Would you have any footprint that I wouldn't know about because I'm, like, a regular human being?

00:44:49Have you run a check on recent UDMs?

00:44:51What's that?

00:44:52Unauthorized deployments of magic.

00:44:54A lot of hits.

00:44:55Pretty typical stuff.

00:44:56A couple of abdurations in Nairobi.

00:44:58A handful of divinations in Santiago and New Orleans.

00:44:59No, she's a conjurer.

00:45:00Got a pair of conjurations eight days ago, a few hours apart.

00:45:03Picked up the Echo Op, the Resonator, in Germany.

00:45:06The brother.

00:45:07Whose brother?

00:45:08Nick's.

00:45:08Santa's got a brother?

00:45:09Adopted, yes.

00:45:10She's working with the brother.

00:45:11We don't know that.

00:45:12No, but can you think of a better place to hold Nick?

00:45:13Think about it.

00:45:14It's under a concealment dome, and Maura has no jurisdiction because of the treaty.

00:45:16He doesn't leave, but we don't visit.

00:45:17That's the deal.

00:45:18We bust in and Nick's not there?

00:45:19Maura's not going.

00:45:19We're going.

00:45:20He's never going to know where there.

00:45:21Cal.

00:45:21T-minus 17 hours, director.

00:45:26Keep me in the loop every step.

00:45:28In two hours, I brief the presidents and prime ministers and kings and queens of everywhere,

00:45:30so they can prepare.

00:45:31Prepare for what?

00:45:32For the possibility of no Christmas.

00:45:39You're never wondering what an action figure to use.

00:45:41It's not how it works.

00:45:41Come on.

00:45:42Come on, man.

00:45:46Come in.

00:46:04Hey.

00:46:04Dylan asked me to go to his concert tonight, and you said no?

00:46:06What?

00:46:07No, that's not what happened.

00:46:08He actually said I shouldn't go.

00:46:09He said it was going to be lame.

00:46:09If he didn't want you to go, he wouldn't have brought it up.

00:46:12An actual parent doesn't need an invitation.

00:46:13They just go, whether the kid likes it or not.

00:46:15That's what parents do.

00:46:16Well, we both know that's not my strong suit, Olivia.

00:46:18Look, if you wanted me to go, you should have just asked me.

00:46:20He's vulnerable, Jack.

00:46:21He's a kid.

00:46:22Thank you, man.

00:46:23Olivia, I'm in...

00:46:24I'm at work.

00:46:25What am I supposed to do?

00:46:25I don't have to tell you what to do, Jack.

00:46:27I want you to figure it out on your own, because it's pretty easy.

00:46:28The concert starts at 7.

00:46:29Well, I'm not going to be home by 7.

00:46:30Just tell Dylan that I...

00:46:31I'm not telling him anything.

00:46:31If you want to tell him something, do it yourself.

00:46:36What?

00:46:37I didn't say it.

00:46:41Dylan, right?

00:46:54Yeah.

00:46:56He's a good kid.

00:46:57Yeah, I know he's a good kid.

00:47:05It's not what you think.

00:47:05His mother and I would never have been together.

00:47:06I mean, I'm his father, but I've never been his dad.

00:47:10She's a doctor.

00:47:11She's married to a really good guy, and he is a good dad.

00:47:13So the last thing the kid needs is, like, some spare dad.

00:47:16He's a degenerate gambler, hanging out with the scum of the earth.

00:47:17He's got nothing to offer.

00:47:20Honestly, the best thing I can do for the kid is keep some distance so I don't get in the way,

00:47:22and he's not disappointed all the time.

00:47:24I don't know.

00:47:25I don't know why.

00:47:27I'm just saying that you're trying not to disappoint him.

00:47:30It's not like it's working.

00:47:31Okay.

00:47:31What's the deal with Santa and his brother?

00:47:57They stole it together.

00:47:59Back at the pier.

00:47:59Red gave gifts to all the eight children, and the brother helped keep track of the work.

00:48:03Then the brother started making lists.

00:48:06And Red was always uncomfortable with that.

00:48:07He didn't like the idea of buying lists for his favorite children.

00:48:10But the brother became obsessed.

00:48:13So you're saying, Santa's brother started the north list?

00:48:16Yes.

00:48:17They started to punish the kids more on it.

00:48:19Red must be furious.

00:48:21So he took the mystery.

00:48:22And the brother made his name.

00:48:24He went out on his own.

00:48:25Eventually hooking up with the witch, who was also under the punishment game.

00:48:27Working Iceland with several other more deterred to us.

00:48:31They were together for years.

00:48:32They haven't found it.

00:48:35Does Santa's brother have a name, or is it just Santa's brother?

00:48:38His name is Grandis.

00:48:43All right, listen to me.

00:48:44I don't know what's waiting for us in here.

00:48:45But the brother, the witch, they're extremely dangerous, and not in the ways that you're used to.

00:48:48If you see them, do not engage.

00:48:49So don't pick a fight with the witch.

00:48:50Got it.

00:48:51If Nick is here, he's probably being held in the dungeon.

00:48:53So go around back with the guards.

00:48:54We're going to have to quietly sneak through the court guard, pass the guillotine, break in and head down.

00:48:57Also, do not touch anything.

00:48:58Under any circumstances, there is much in here that is not of the natural world.

00:49:01You're human.

00:49:02You're fully.

00:49:02So, if you need to touch anything, get me to do it.

00:49:05Wait a minute.

00:49:06Are you not human?

00:49:07Do I look human?

00:49:08Do I look human?

00:49:38Listen, Nick, if you don't need me here, I might just go back to the car.

00:49:44How else?

00:49:46How else?

00:49:52Stand back.

00:49:56Now let me distract him.

00:50:08What did you do?

00:50:29What do you mean?

00:50:30What did I do?

00:50:31I didn't do anything.

00:50:31What?

00:50:34Thieves!

00:50:36Holy shit.

00:50:38Whoa, whoa.

00:50:39Thieves!

00:50:40William McCallum, you're commander of the ELF.

00:50:41We are not thieves.

00:50:42We're not thieves.

00:50:46This was in his pocket.

00:50:47All right, I can explain that.

00:50:48I can explain that.

00:50:49I told you not to touch anything.

00:50:55It was an innocent mistake.

00:50:56He tried to steal a price of a piece of gold from the dark lord of winter.

00:50:58Not innocent, and not a mistake.

00:51:00Who thinks of gold just lying out in an open treasure chest?

00:51:02It's a tribute box to Krampus.

00:51:03Guests come, they leave him gifts.

00:51:05You stole from it.

00:51:06I shouldn't be surprised.

00:51:08Is that because I happen to be on the list?

00:51:10I'm disappointed in you, too.

00:51:11Jack, I have no expectations of you, Jack, so I can't be disappointed.

00:51:18You know, I got problems of my own.

00:51:20I owe somebody a lot of money that I don't have.

00:51:22I see this giant pile of gold sitting there.

00:51:24You look at it a certain way, what choice did I even have?

00:51:26You have every choice.

00:51:27It's all choices.

00:51:28You don't just happen to be on the list, Jack.

00:51:29You put yourself there.

00:51:31You decide to steal gold.

00:51:33You decide to only look out for yourself.

00:51:34Over everyone else on this earth.

00:51:36Every one of those kids who are counting on us.

00:51:39Counting on me.

00:51:40Don't do my job.

00:51:41Nick always says that every decision, big or small, is an opportunity.

00:51:50To be nice, to be good.

00:51:52But not.

00:51:55I was one day away from retirement.

00:51:57And this happens.

00:51:59After 542 years.

00:52:02I resigned yesterday.

00:52:04Did?

00:52:06Why?

00:52:08I couldn't see it anymore.

00:52:10I didn't see why.

00:52:11This is better.

00:52:22This is better.

00:52:23Now fire!

00:52:24Cut!

00:52:29Is that him?

00:52:32Look at him.

00:52:34He's in there.

00:52:34What are they doing?

00:52:37They're playing crappish slob.

00:52:42Crappish slob.

00:52:44It's the official game of crappish slob.

00:52:54Ever undefeated!

00:52:55Red Lord Crappish!

00:53:04Callum Drift.

00:53:05Poor Crappish.

00:53:07The festivities were just beginning.

00:53:09But I don't remember inviting you.

00:53:14You shouldn't be there.

00:53:16You know you shouldn't be there.

00:53:18And yet, where you are?

00:53:20I'm with a number of two.

00:53:22Ah, I'm Jack O'Malley.

00:53:23I didn't, I'm not.

00:53:24We didn't even, I mean, obviously we,

00:53:25I just met him today.

00:53:27The big one was on with this.

00:53:29I ordered them this.

00:53:31Just what I wanted for Christmas.

00:53:34Crappish, I can explain it.

00:53:35We're trying to find him.

00:53:37I'm here for him.

00:53:38I'm here.

00:53:39Well, guess what?

00:53:40Not today.

00:53:43He's not here.

00:53:45Last night he was taken from the compound.

00:53:47By the witch.

00:53:48I know that she was here not long ago.

00:53:50Are you accusing me of something?

00:53:52Drift.

00:53:53You and she were partners once.

00:53:55Roaming the countryside, the villages.

00:53:57Punishing people.

00:53:58Yes.

00:53:59That back then she was glorious.

00:54:01An ogre, 18 feet high.

00:54:03The skin of an elephant.

00:54:05Giant tear of tail.

00:54:07And the earth punishing us the cruelest way.

00:54:10We had some wonderful times together.

00:54:14I gave up that work, remember.

00:54:15I spent 700 years menacing the naughty.

00:54:19Trying to scare them into decency.

00:54:21I did my part.

00:54:23The only punishing I do now

00:54:24is for fun.

00:54:27Like my good friend.

00:54:28Enjoying his headache on Kravuznath.

00:54:32But today is not Kravuznath.

00:54:33It is how.

00:54:34What is the matter?

00:54:35It is always Kravuznath.

00:54:37Why was she here?

00:54:51Many years ago she gave me a gift.

00:54:53She came because she wanted it back.

00:54:55A gift?

00:54:56What gift?

00:54:56The glass coffee.

00:54:58On its face, a simple glass sodium.

00:55:01With its true purpose.

00:55:02Is Natalia's.

00:55:03Tremendously punished.

00:55:05She wants to punish them all.

00:55:06The glass coffee.

00:55:07Is solid human.

00:55:09I personally.

00:55:10For my mind.

00:55:11Grandmas, I need to find him.

00:55:16Let me go.

00:55:18And why?

00:55:20Did I do that?

00:55:20Because we need him.

00:55:25And I want to know if we need him.

00:55:28Now that.

00:55:30Let me go.

00:55:37Lord,

00:55:38you are not going anywhere.

00:55:42You get down

00:55:43and deliver this message

00:55:44to the morassi.

00:55:45There is a prize for this intrusion.

00:55:47Now and forever.

00:55:49A gift belongs to me.

00:55:54Sorry.

00:55:55Just walk ahead.

00:55:56I suggest you run.

00:56:00You learn to love him then.

00:56:02Take him away.

00:56:05Wait.

00:56:06Wait.

00:56:06Sorry.

00:56:07Wait.

00:56:07Lord.

00:56:08Mr. Bordkampus.

00:56:10You and I aren't so different.

00:56:14We're pretty different.

00:56:15But I think we have some things in common.

00:56:17Do you know?

00:56:18Yeah.

00:56:19I mean,

00:56:19you strike me as a guy

00:56:19that likes to have a good time.

00:56:21Bit of a gambler.

00:56:21Well, so am I.

00:56:22Now,

00:56:23when we came in here,

00:56:24my man told me

00:56:24that he thought he could beat you

00:56:25at your game,

00:56:26uh,

00:56:27Krabberslot.

00:56:28What?

00:56:29Now, initially I said,

00:56:30no way.

00:56:31But the more I see him getting riled up,

00:56:32I'm starting to like my odds.

00:56:33So,

00:56:33just hear me out.

00:56:35If you win,

00:56:36we go to your dungeon forever.

00:56:37If he wins,

00:56:38we won.

00:56:39Unless you don't want him

00:56:40for some reason.

00:56:41I mean,

00:56:41I get that he's a big guy.

00:56:42No shame.

00:56:43A lot of people watching.

00:56:44Innocence.

00:56:49I love him.

00:56:50Snack the shit out of the gun.

00:57:01The rules are as follows.

00:57:09The contestants will exchange blows in turn.

00:57:11The first to be knocked out or die.

00:57:13Loses.

00:57:17First touch.

00:57:19That's it.

00:57:27I really wish there was another way

00:57:29that we could do this.

00:57:29I'm sure you do.

00:57:32He's still your brother.

00:57:34And he never gave a hundred.

00:57:36Nothing you know about.

00:57:37I know him.

00:57:40Take your message from me.

00:57:53Interesting.

00:57:55My turn!

00:57:59I could be merciful.

00:58:02Kill him on the first touch.

00:58:03But what fun would that be?

00:58:12Oh, my God.

00:58:13I love this game.

00:58:29I can't beat him.

00:58:30He's a winzer demikaze.

00:58:31Trust me.

00:58:31I can't beat him.

00:58:37Second touch.

00:58:38Let me make it easier.

00:58:45Let me make it easier.

00:58:47Come on.

00:58:50Come.

00:58:55Come on.

00:58:56Let's go.

00:59:26I thought I had some shady friends.

00:59:56I can't believe that worked.

00:59:57Yeah, sorry about that.

00:59:58It's all I could come up with.

00:59:59No, it was great.

01:00:02I misjudged you.

01:00:04Now we get to expect from a Class 4 Naughty Lister, right?

01:00:06Well, it's Level 4.

01:00:07But that's what I'm saying.

01:00:08You could have left, but you didn't.

01:00:13All right.

01:00:14Should we go find your guy?

01:00:16Let's save Christmas.

01:00:17All right.

01:00:20Say it.

01:00:20I can't.

01:00:21Yes, you can.

01:00:21Say it.

01:00:22I don't want it.

01:00:22Let's save Christmas.

01:00:23I'm not going to say it.

01:00:24I'm going to need you to say, let's save Christmas.

01:00:26All right.

01:00:26Yeah.

01:00:28Let's save Christmas.

01:00:29That was terrible.

01:00:30Okay.

01:00:31All right.

01:00:34Let's save Christmas.

01:00:35There it is.

01:00:37All right.

01:00:37So the Snowblown.

01:00:38What's the deal with that?

01:00:39The Glassy Big?

01:00:39The Glassy Big.

01:00:39It's German for glass gauge.

01:00:41Well, what do you think Green was trying to do?

01:00:42Is there anything?

01:00:43Green was trying to.

01:00:44Green was trying to.

01:00:46We've got to go.

01:00:48Come on.

01:00:49Ready for another test?

01:00:52Good.

01:00:52The next name on the list?

01:00:54No.

01:00:55I have a better idea.

01:00:58She said she wanted to punish them all.

01:01:00It seems like the Glassy Big was just for one person.

01:01:01Is it possible she can make more of them with, like, witch magic?

01:01:04Good.

01:01:04She would need billions of them.

01:01:06She's immensely powerful, but that's a big lift for a country.

01:01:08Okay?

01:01:09I mean, honestly, the only place that has that kind of manufacturing capacity...

01:01:11Look out!

01:01:28Is there something that happens to you a lot?

01:01:30Unexplained player piano in the middle of a German highway.

01:01:32No.

01:01:33This is rare.

01:01:37It's for you.

01:01:40I'm not afraid.

01:01:41Just get back in the truck.

01:01:42We'll drive right around the haunted key.

01:01:43I don't have to open it.

01:01:45This is how it starts.

01:01:47You're doing it.

01:01:56See?

01:01:56Dylan.

01:02:00Did you send me this stupid present instead of coming to this thing?

01:02:03Wait, what?

01:02:04Because if you don't want to come, I don't care.

01:02:05I wanted to be there.

01:02:06I really did.

01:02:06Then something...

01:02:07Just stop, okay?

01:02:08You're going to have to pretend because my mom is interviewing you.

01:02:10I'm not pretending.

01:02:11I really want to find a way.

01:02:12You never come to anything.

01:02:12Yeah, I...

01:02:13I know.

01:02:14I know.

01:02:14Whatever.

01:02:14I gotta go.

01:02:15Just don't send me any more stupid gifts, okay?

01:02:17Wait, wait.

01:02:18Dylan, what do you mean by that?

01:02:19This thing.

01:02:20Dylan, don't touch that.

01:02:21No.

01:02:21Wait.

01:02:22Do you seriously think that there's anything...

01:02:23Listen to me.

01:02:23Put that down.

01:02:24Because I'm here to tell you that...

01:02:25What is this?

01:02:27What's going on?

01:02:30What's happening?

01:02:31Put that down.

01:02:33Where'd he go?

01:02:34Where'd he go?

01:02:35I don't know.

01:02:38Jack.

01:02:41It's my kid.

01:02:43Find me.

01:02:52Dad?

01:02:53Dad?

01:02:53Dad!

01:02:54What's going on?

01:02:55Where are we?

01:02:58Oh, my God.

01:02:59Oh, my God.

01:03:02It worked.

01:03:07Jack O'Malley.

01:03:09Level four.

01:03:10What a perfect way to start my collection.

01:03:12Bring production online.

01:03:23tonight i will deliver one of these to every single deviant on the list and when they wake

01:03:31up and open their gift they'll join my collection and the world will be in the hands of the

01:03:36righteous finally tonight i make the ride

01:03:40what happened what do you know about the glossography mythical magic snow globe used to

01:03:46imprison the naughty perhaps has it why not anymore the witch has it i think she's trying

01:03:49to punish everyone on the list wait slow down well mali just got globed it disappeared what

01:03:53this kid too oh dear lord run o'malley's tag yes director

01:03:56zoe i think she's trying to mass produce the glossography how could you possibly do that

01:04:01think about it what's the one place that's capable of something like that the north pole

01:04:03but nick's not there the complex runs on his power that can't be it unless unless he never left

01:04:08but the snowcat the jet drones diversions nick is still there director i am not picking up a signal

01:04:14for o'malley's tracker because he's under the dome but i've been talking to your team all night

01:04:19you have

01:04:20try partridge connect to partridge yes director

01:04:26hi cal hey how you holding up mc well i can't sleep just keep myself busy baking cookies for him

01:04:32or when he comes home he's gonna love that what do you got baking just pulled out a fresh batch of

01:04:37macaroons

01:04:37he'll love that hang on i'll keep you posted thanks

01:04:44that's not her what do you mean nick hates macaroons

01:04:47they're shapeshifters the witch the lads they're all shapeshifters

01:04:52the north pole has been taken

01:04:54they're on to us

01:05:00where are we what's happening okay okay okay now listen

01:05:02now i know what this is gonna sound like

01:05:05basically

01:05:06santa is missing and that giant lady is a witch and she got the snow globes from a giant demonic

01:05:15christmas goat man and now they're gonna make millions of them with that magical photocopier

01:05:20thing look i don't have all the technical details but basically these globes are meant to imprison

01:05:23the naughty people forever forever

01:05:26forever i didn't scratch that last one

01:05:29remember i can't trust anyone

01:05:34i've got a signal

01:05:37omelia's here somewhere

01:05:38we're close

01:05:41hey chief

01:05:42fred

01:05:43i'll let the team know that you're back

01:05:46how about you don't

01:05:47good tidings

01:05:52it says he should be right here

01:05:58the old tunnel system

01:06:02that's right beneath the original workshop

01:06:03let's go

01:06:05is this happening because i was ditching

01:06:07what is it because i slashed him in tires

01:06:09no no no no no no no

01:06:10you said it was for naughty people didn't you

01:06:11well she said that but what did i do

01:06:13tell him look at me you may have done some things that you shouldn't have

01:06:17everybody does everybody there is nothing wrong with you

01:06:19you're only in here because of me

01:06:23what do you do

01:06:25a lot of stuff

01:06:27long list

01:06:28bigger than any of that is what i didn't do

01:06:31what are you talking about

01:06:33i've been a terrible father

01:06:38that's not true

01:06:40yes it is

01:06:41it is

01:06:41i hadn't been around

01:06:42i told myself i was doing you a favor

01:06:44which was bullshit

01:06:44it was bad

01:06:45it was terrible for me

01:06:47i made some mistakes

01:06:48i hope you know that

01:06:49but i also know that i can do better

01:06:51and i know

01:06:53as easier said than done

01:06:54i know it's a lot of work

01:06:54and i hope it's not too late

01:06:56every day

01:06:58every decision

01:07:00is an opportunity

01:07:01i want to start taking some of those

01:07:05so i'm not asking you to believe me

01:07:07i'm just asking for you

01:07:08to make a chance

01:07:09i know i may never be the greatest father in the world

01:07:12but i know i can do better

01:07:13and i'm telling you right now

01:07:15that i promise

01:07:15i will never stop trying

01:07:17what just happened

01:07:36i think he's got a little bit nicer

01:07:40get out of here

01:07:42yeah

01:07:42of course we gotta find somebody

01:07:44go on

01:07:44ow

01:07:51gal

01:07:52if you could make any toy in the world real right now

01:07:55what would it be

01:07:55underwood

01:07:57ten

01:07:58you alright

01:07:59yeah

01:08:00yeah

01:08:00it's good to see you

01:08:01dan

01:08:02buddy

01:08:04come here

01:08:04let's get me some friends

01:08:05cal is all he just did my son

01:08:06don't

01:08:07one and only don't

01:08:09you guys told me so much about you

01:08:10welcome to the north pole

01:08:12huh

01:08:13i can't believe she got the old butt publicator back online again

01:08:15this thing has been out of commission since the late 1800s

01:08:17this thing was cranking out snow globes like rat turds

01:08:18and it just stopped like somebody pulled the plug

01:08:20cal we saw her she said she was gonna do the ride herself

01:08:22what

01:08:22deliver one of these snow globes to everybody on the list

01:08:24it's impossible

01:08:24the sleigh won't lift on

01:08:25without him

01:08:26i can't let that sleigh take off

01:08:28it's up to me at an access point

01:08:30hang on

01:08:30wait

01:08:32chief

01:08:38what's he

01:08:38cal

01:08:39ma'am

01:08:42where is he

01:08:44great love stop

01:09:04i'm just leaving

01:09:13what's he

01:09:13oh

01:09:15my

01:09:43Oh, my God.

01:10:13Oh, my God.

01:10:43Oh, my God.

01:11:13Oh, my God.

01:11:17Red, come back to me. Come back to me, boss. Wake up.

01:11:23Nick? Nick? It's Cal.

01:11:25Jack.

01:11:33Jack.

01:11:35Jack, run.

01:11:50No way, man.

01:11:52For a guy like me, there's worse ways to go out than by trying to save Santa Claus.

01:11:56Grilla, it's time for you to go.

01:12:00No, I'll go, but I'm taking him with me.

01:12:04You're not taking him anywhere.

01:12:06His power has been wasted for far too long.

01:12:08The punishing begins tonight.

01:12:11You're going to have to go through me first.

01:12:13With pleasure.

01:12:27You and Miss Sills are no idea how to talk about this.

01:12:31A real woman.

01:12:33She's my ex.

01:12:34Hello.

01:12:37I love.

01:12:38Get out of here, Krampus.

01:12:40I can't do that.

01:12:41And lovely as it is to see your miserable face.

01:12:45My brother has somewhere to be.

01:12:47Just like all times.

01:12:55Haven't you heard enough?

01:13:07You want to take him?

01:13:21You're going to have to kill me.

01:13:22You're going to have to kill me.

01:13:23Oh, badly.

01:13:24Your sacrifice will be nothing.

01:13:29Enough!

01:13:30Any last words for your most faithful warrior?

01:13:34Only one.

01:13:35You're going to have to better do that.

01:13:44Only one.

01:13:48Oh, look at you.

01:14:05Oh, shut up.

01:14:08Nick, you okay?

01:14:12Yeah.

01:14:15What took you so long?

01:14:18Oh, look what the cat dragged in.

01:14:31Let's not get mushy.

01:14:33Thank you, brother.

01:14:36Merry Christmas.

01:14:39Down there.

01:14:41You want to maybe stick around a while?

01:14:44Don't push it.

01:14:47Get to work.

01:14:49And you, I want the rematch.

01:14:56Happy Krabbershop!

01:15:02Oh, my God.

01:15:03Honey, where are you?

01:15:04Mom, you're not going to believe this.

01:15:07Leave for six minutes.

01:15:08Skytrain, this is Partridge.

01:15:09Back in the chair and back on track.

01:15:10Good to have you back, ma'am.

01:15:11Thank you, my dear.

01:15:12Honey, we got two.

01:15:14Diana, I hope that we are currently six-minute flying set.

01:15:17We're on the street, like our airs are flying.

01:15:18Thank you, sir.

01:15:29Dylan.

01:15:30Jack.

01:15:31Hi.

01:15:32Thanks for your help today.

01:15:34No, dear.

01:15:35I know.

01:15:36All sixes to go.

01:15:40Thirty seconds to launch.

01:15:42Hey, Trev.

01:15:44Have a great ride.

01:15:46Merry Christmas, to Red.

01:15:49Dylan.

01:15:50Jack.

01:15:51You guys coming?

01:15:52Really?

01:15:54Come on, let's go.

01:15:55Get a roll.

01:15:57Red one, you are cleared for takeoff.

01:15:58Come on, let's go.

01:16:16Come on.

01:16:19I can't do it.

01:16:19Come on.

01:16:19Well, I can't...

01:16:22Let's go.

01:16:22I can't want this.

01:16:24Let's go.

01:16:25I can't wait.

01:16:27I can't do it.

01:16:28Oh, my God.

01:16:58Copy that. We're coming at you.

01:17:26Yes! Yes!

01:17:28He does it, doesn't he? He goes everywhere in the entire world in one night.

01:17:37He's a lot cooler than I thought he was.

01:17:39And a lot more athletic.

01:17:40Yeah. The guy's a beast. The guy's a beast.

01:17:42You're seeing it, aren't you?

01:18:03I knew you'd get it back.

01:18:05Lost a different one, Nick.

01:18:07It's easy to lose it, Cal.

01:18:09The important thing is to keep trying.

01:18:14Nick, I'd like to stay on.

01:18:17If you'll have me.

01:18:21You got it, Commander.

01:18:21Did we just say Christmas?

01:18:28I think we just say Christmas.

01:18:32Hey, oh, oh.

01:18:34You better watch out.

01:18:35You better not cry.

01:18:37You better not fight.

01:18:38I'll tell you why.

01:18:39Santa's not gonna cry.

01:18:41I'll tell you why.

01:18:48We'll be back.

01:18:49That's all.

01:18:49No, my God.

01:18:50No, no.

01:18:51We'll be back.

01:18:51No!

01:18:52Stop!

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