Mortal enemies sina Monique (Tekla) at Victoria (Donita Nose) pero may iisa pala silang problemang kinakaharap na kailangan nilang pagkasunduan, ano kaya ito?
‘Dear Uge’ is hosted by Eugene Domingo and Divine Aucina. This episode features Donita Nose and Tekla. Watch the full episodes of #DearUge and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Dear Uge’ is hosted by Eugene Domingo and Divine Aucina. This episode features Donita Nose and Tekla. Watch the full episodes of #DearUge and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00Dear Uge,
00:02Ako'y tituhan mo
00:04Minsan sa buhay, dear Uge,
00:06kailangan mong maging aso.
00:08Handang manakmal sa lahat ng
00:10aapi sa'yo.
00:12Sa kano'n naman ang punta, ha?
00:14Baka mawala ka nyan. Alam mo naman,
00:16usang to ka ngayon.
00:18Eh! Eh!
00:20Ew! Oh! Oh my God!
00:22What's this?
00:24Oh! Kadi! Oh my God!
00:26Excuse mo eh!
00:28Manang!
00:30Wait lang, baby, ha? Sige lang.
00:32Huli ka na dito!
00:34Bakit mo pinadumin yung aso mo dito?
00:36Anong tingin mo dito? Co-beta?
00:38Co-beta?
00:40Ayan o! Tingnan mo, ginawan niyong CR, di ba?
00:42Ah! Co-beta!
00:44Oo! In short!
00:46Sandali! Hoy!
00:48Una sa lahat,
00:50hindi ako manang. Pangalawa,
00:52sigurado ka bang aso ko
00:54ang dumumi dyan? Masyado kang
00:56bintangera. Ikaw lang may aso dito,
00:58hindi na pagbibintangan ko.
01:00Ah! Talaga lang, ha?
01:02Talaga!
01:04Kabagang-bago mo palang distilgar na to,
01:06kala mo kumakasaka-reina na?
01:08Dumi lang yan! Dumi lang ang aso yan!
01:10Pwede naman dakutin yan, di ba?
01:12Ako na ang dadako!
01:14Ayan o! Ayan! Ayan! Ayan!
01:16Oh! Ayan! Ayan!
01:18Ah!
01:20Katiri!
01:22Ang kapalmukha mo!
01:24Ang kapalmukha mo talaga!
01:26Ang kapalmukha mo!
01:28Ang kapalmukha mo!
01:32Nakakaliw!
01:34Ano ba itong story natin ngayon, Divine?
01:36Bakit naman kasi?
01:38Ang mga tao talaga hindi na lang magtanong.
01:40Basta na lang sila nag-iisip ng kung ano-ano sa mga kapitbahay nila.
01:44Diba, no, Divine?
01:46Dapat magtanong na lang sila. Diba, Divine?
01:48Araya!
01:50Ano ba yung ginagawa mo, Divine?
01:52Ba't ka ba nasasaktan?
01:54Kasi, ata, I'm trying to fix something here
01:56in our grocery!
01:58Oh, wow! Why don't we fix your face, Bert?
02:00Oh!
02:04O, kita mo na, narinig ka ng kapitbahay.
02:06O, edi nag-fix-fix na rin.
02:08Sabihin mo nga huwag maingay kasi pag show-show tayo.
02:14Akati?
02:15O.
02:16Totoo ba ito nakikita ako?
02:18Ah, totoo naman, oo. Ang ganda, diba?
02:20Talagang bilog na-bilog na-bilog?
02:22Bilog na-bilog?
02:24Oo, kasi pwede nang pitasin. Mabuti pa akyatin mo yan.
02:26Saka din, ang tambok-tambok!
02:28Ah, eh, siguro dahil marami kang masisip-sip dyan.
02:32Ang sarap nun.
02:34Nakakasilaw!
02:36Oo, kasi nga tinatamaan ng araw dahil summer.
02:38Sige na, umakit ka na dali.
02:39Saka nagtitinda!
02:40Ay, nagtitinda?
02:42Ah, pwede natin itinda yung mga buko na yan.
02:45Dali oo, preskong presko yan.
02:47Masarap inumin yan.
02:48Teh, hindi yan.
02:49Hindi yan bukat eh.
02:51Hindi? Ano ba?
02:53Ito, teo.
02:54May dagong tindahan.
02:55Hi!
02:56Hi!
02:57Hi!
02:58Hello!
02:59Ano yung tindahan ka, no?
03:02Ah, pwede rige kasi summer na.
03:04Diba?
03:05Oo, oo, oo.
03:06Ay, mga suke!
03:07Baka dumalikin.
03:08Okay, baka gusto nyo ng ano?
03:09Um, teka lang. Excuse me.
03:11Dito ka ba nakatira?
03:12Eh, di ba hindi ka naman dito nakatira?
03:14Bakit dito ka nagtatayo ng tindahan mo?
03:16Relax ka lang.
03:17Ah, siyempre! Summer na! Diba?
03:20Oo, summer na nga.
03:21Ba, gusto mo ng fish balls?
03:23Squid balls?
03:24Ay, oo, balls. Oo, squid balls, fish balls.
03:27Ang sarap nga.
03:28Wala kaming tindanggan yan.
03:30Oo.
03:31Hahaha!
03:32Nanghahamon na atato eh.
03:34Nanghahamon na atato.
03:35Tayate Uge, nanghahamon eh.
03:37Ano?
03:40Ayan, ayan.
03:41Saan pa nang gagaling niya nakikipagpumpitusyong ka eh?
03:45Ito mo ba ang tinapay?
03:47Ah, gusto nyo ba ituloy ko na lang yung kwento?
03:50Nakakaaliw eh.
03:51Hahaha!
03:52Mamaya ka na nagtinda!
03:53Doon ka sa malahayo!
03:55Ay, ano ba naman?
03:57Ay, tuloy na lang natin to, loyal viewers, ha?
04:00Deeeer Uge!
04:02Kilala po akong friendly sa lugar namin.
04:05Lahat kasi, nakakasundo ko.
04:08Maliban sa isa.
04:10Si Monique, ang bago kong kapitbahay.
04:13Pinaglihi po kasi ata siya sa lechon at hipon.
04:17Sobrang nakakahih-blad.
04:21Ito ko sa'yo.
04:23Grabe!
04:25Napakayaban talaga ng kapitbahay natin na yan.
04:28Akala mo kung sino.
04:29Isang lingko pa lang siya dito, ha?
04:30Ganun na siya kumasta.
04:32Oh, my God!
04:34Hello!
04:35You probably thought that she was a good friend.
04:38I told her that she was a good friend.
04:40I didn't think she was a good friend.
04:42She was a good friend.
04:44And you can see, Han, the face is so bad.
04:49It's better than our asses.
04:51This is what she said.
04:53It's my manang.
04:54It's my manang.
04:56It's my manang.
04:58Han!
05:00Han, what is that?
05:02Kailangan ka ba ng cellphone ng cellphone dyan,
05:04kinakausap ko ito, wala ka man ng kibo,
05:05wala ka man ng reaksyon.
05:06Ano ba?
05:07Ah, sorry Han, kausap ko...
05:08Ganit na galit ako!
05:09Ganit na galit na ako!
05:10Sorry, kausap ko lang yung kliyente ko.
05:12Lagi ka nalang ganyan eh!
05:14Wala ka talagang time sa akin,
05:15hindi mo lang ako pinagtatanggol,
05:16inaawin na nga ako.
05:18Huwag mo nalang kasi pansinin.
05:20Kalit-lit na bagay, pinalalaki niyo pa eh.
05:22Ah, basta!
05:24Siya ang nauna?
05:25Pwes, hindi ko rin siya titigilan.
05:27Tatapatan ko siya.
05:29At higit sa lahat,
05:31ipamumukal ko sa kanya na bangit siya!
05:34At wala siyang nakatiting,
05:36nakarapatang gumanda kahit kailan!
05:39Wala siyang karapatang maganda.
05:41Kala niya siguro,
05:43bagong nitat ako dito,
05:45nakapapay ako sa kanya.
05:47Sa kakainis!
05:49Pliss!
05:51Pliss?
05:52Grrrrr!
05:55Grrrrr...
05:56Ha!
06:19It's not good, it's not good.
06:21You can't make a life.
06:23I'm going to make a life.
06:25I'm not sure what I know, dear Uge,
06:29it's a good thing to be able to bring it to her friend.
06:33So, one day...
06:35Oh, Chairman!
06:37Oh, Chairman!
06:39Oh... Chairman!
06:41Oh... No, I'm not sure what my baby is.
06:43I have to know how to do it.
06:45Oh, my baby is...
06:47Oh, my baby!
06:49He's not...
06:51He's not a person.
06:53He's a...
06:55He's a dog dog.
06:57Okay.
06:59If you have any questions,
07:01please...
07:03No, don't call me.
07:05I'll call you, okay?
07:07Okay, Chairman.
07:11Miranda?
07:13Miranda?
07:15Miranda?
07:17Miranda?!
07:19Miranda?!
07:21Miranda?!
07:23Miranda?!
07:24Miranda?!
07:25Ah,altok ako maingay?
07:27Yukitikan ko naman ko ma...
07:29Tip customer.
07:30Malak sabi ko na haba!
07:31Hindi ko mapagkatiwalaan?
07:33Ibalik mo sana si Miranda!
07:35Hindi, hindi mo siya makukuha!
07:37Lumahayos yan nito!
07:38Lumahayos na pamamahay ko!
07:40Oh, kapal na mukha mo!
07:41Hindi mo siya mag-aari.
07:42Aso ko yan!
07:42Akin siya!
07:43Pata!
07:44Pababakula ko talaga!
07:45Ano mo talaga ibigay yan?
07:47Ayaw!
07:48Ibalay mo sa akin yan!
07:49Ibalay mo sa akin yan!
07:50Ibalay mo sa akin yan!
07:51Ow!
07:52All right!
07:53Magsilayan kayo na!
07:53Hayop!
07:54Hayop!
07:55Hayop!
07:56Mas hayop ka!
07:57Mas hayop ka!
07:57Not out!
07:58Hayop!
07:59Ang kamalabong ako!
08:00Mas makamalabong ako!
08:01Run!
08:01Run!
08:02Run!
08:03Run!
08:04Run!
08:05Run!
08:06Run!
08:07Run!
08:09Hindi ko po pinalampas ang ginawa ni Monique, dear Uge.
08:12Pinabaranggay ko po siya para magtanda.
08:14Ano ba may ba naman?
08:15Hindi ba kayo nagkakasun to?
08:16Mr. Chairman!
08:17Nag-nako siya ng aso kayo at makulong ang hayop na yan!
08:20Ang kapal na mukha mo talaga!
08:21Ako ba?
08:22Umasok ka sa bahay ko nang walang pahintulot, di ba?
08:25Please basing daw, ikaw dapat makulong!
08:27Hindi ako!
08:28Ako? Ako makukulong?
08:29Oo!
08:30Kung hindi mo ginawa yan, hindi mangyayari sa'yo yan, kakasalaan mo to!
08:32Ang kapal na mukha mo, Victor!
08:33Come!
08:34Kung hindi niya pinatain ang aso niya sa harap ng bahay ko,
08:37hindi mangyayari ito!
08:39Iba kinaghat ako ng aso mo, di ba?
08:42Pa-injection ba ako kasi alam kong may rabies yung aso mo?
08:44Walang rabies ang baby ko!
08:45Walang mukha mo!
08:46Baka yung mukha mo may rabies!
08:47May rabies yun!
08:48Wala!
08:51Saring lang ka.
08:53Pero gusto kong makasiguro kaya na pa-injection ako.
08:57Kaya bayaran mo yung ginasuso sa injection
09:00para tapos tayo.
09:02Wala kang mahihita sa'kin.
09:04Isang libu ang binayad ko doon.
09:07Ano isang libu? Isang libu?
09:08Pag Tagalog ka, French ka ng French.
09:10Tagalog yun.
09:11Paano naging Tagalog yun?
09:12Isang libu.
09:13Sa English, one thousand.
09:14Wala kang mahihita sa'kin.
09:16Wala kang mahihita.
09:17Kasalanan mo yan.
09:18Kaya, lahat ang gagawin ko.
09:19Magkita tayo sa korte!
09:20Magsasampa ko ng kaso sa'yo.
09:22Ang kapal na mukha mo!
09:23Ako din!
09:24Kala mo nga urungan kita?
09:25Kala mo kinaganda mo yan?
09:27Magkita tayo sa korte!
09:28Pagka magkita tayo,
09:29yung mukha mo mukha mo pa!
09:30Pagka!
09:31Pagka!
09:32Tama ka!
09:33Tag!
09:34Ano yun?
09:35Na CR.
09:36Doon kang mag-CR doon ng public CR
09:38at doon kang umihi.
09:39Hey!
09:42Shut up!
09:47Sabi ko na nga ako.
09:49Iska talaga?
09:50Dalagang buti to!
09:51Pa-CR din po!
09:53Pa-CR din po!
09:54Huwag pa lang ako.
09:56Huwag pa lang ako.
09:57Ang sabi ko,
09:59sa korte tayo magkikita.
10:01Hindi sa banyo.
10:03Hahaha!
10:04Nakakatawa!
10:05Oo nga!
10:06Sinabi ko rin nyo na sa korte tayo magkikita.
10:08Kaya nga ang ginagawa mo dyan.
10:10Umuro ka nga!
10:11Dyan ako!
10:12Nauna ako sa kripong to.
10:13Doon ka maghugas!
10:15Ay talaga!
10:16Ikaw una-una!
10:17Ha?
10:18Oo nga!
10:19Kaya nga,
10:20ikaw umalis dyan!
10:21Sumusobra ka lang!
10:22Sino matatama si Satanas ha?
10:23Talaga lang ha?
10:24Ah!
10:25Si Satanas!
10:26Sa itura ko?
10:27Ako pa ngayon?
10:28Ayan ang itura mo!
10:29Sino kaya sa atin ang mukhang Satanas ha?
10:31Halika nga rito!
10:32Ayan!
10:33Nakita mo yung mukha mo yan?
10:34Tingnan mo!
10:35Diba?
10:36Sino ang Satanas sa ating dalawa?
10:37Sino kaya ang mukhang Satanas sa ating dalawa?
10:38Nakita mo yan?
10:39Diba mo sobra maldita ko lang ikaw?
10:40Ha?
10:41Higyan mo gumama ko?
10:42Ang ugah nila mo ba?
10:43Ayan, yan!
10:44Yan!
10:45Yan!
10:46Yan!
10:47Yan!
10:48Yan!
10:49Ah!
10:50Talaga?
10:51Ako ang inugasan mo?
10:52Ba't hindi ang mukha mo marami ang huga mo mo?
10:54Isa ito?
10:55Yan!
10:56Isa ito!
10:57Sige!
10:58Yan!
10:59Sige!
11:00Hugas ang mukha mo!
11:01What are we talking about?
11:03Hey, what are you talking about?
11:05What are you talking about?
11:07What are you talking about, dear Uge?
11:10Yes, we have one problem with Monique.
11:14We are always men,
11:17even though we are true women.
11:21We are talking about women.
11:24We are women, we are not men.
11:27We are talking about women.
11:30They are bad kids.
11:33Mr. Malik, are you talking about men?
11:34Here they are.
11:36Here they are!
11:38Here they are, they will move on.
11:40Here they are, they will move on.
11:42Let's go!
11:44Sorry!
11:45Stop it!
11:50Uge!
11:51Uh!
11:53Hmm!
11:55Oh!
11:57Koa, babadrip na talaga ako dyan sa mga nanglalaet kay Monique tsaka kay Victoria, ha?
12:01Ay, totoo yan! Kasi dapat hindi nalalaet. Masama yung nalalaet, eh!
12:07Ay, Divine! Ano ba naman yung itsura mo? Ang sagwa-sagwa!
12:12Hindi naman bagay sa iyong ganyang itsura!
12:15Abay, mukha kang kakanin, eh! Alam mo yung Suman? Yung napakahigpet?
12:19Hindi maganda, hindi bagay sa'yo. Tanggalin mo yan!
12:22Ako! Teka lang! Ang asiwa! Teka lang, eh!
12:25Ilalait mo ba ako?
12:27Ah, masakit ba? Sorry ah, dini-describe ko lang naman kung ano'y nakikita kong totoo.
12:33Hindi kasi talaga masarap tingnan, eh!
12:35Hi, dear! Ganda napon sa'yo, dear!
12:38Ito, masarap tingnan! Hi, Darag!
12:42Hi! I miss you!
12:44I miss you too, dear!
12:46Hi, dear!
12:47Uy, pawis na pawis ka!
12:48Oo, nag-jogging ako, eh!
12:49Nag-jogging ka tangaling tapat?
12:51Okay mo yun, di ba?
12:52Oo, okay yun!
12:53Ah, dear! Siya nga pala!
12:54Ano?
12:55Ginahanap kasi ako, eh!
12:56Ay, ano bang ginahanap mo? Hindi ba nakita mo na?
12:59Ah, dear!
13:01Hmm?
13:02Gatas!
13:04Nag-ahanap ka ng gatas?
13:05Gatas!
13:06Hindi pa yata!
13:07Panahon!
13:08Ah!
13:09Gatas!
13:10Oo!
13:11Malamig!
13:12Presko!
13:13Oo!
13:14Gusto mo mo-refresh!
13:15Gatas!
13:16Di ba ang dalin may tinda kong gatas?
13:17Bilisan mo!
13:18Ate, 50 yun!
13:19Oo!
13:20May pambayad siya!
13:21Ano ba?
13:2240 lang!
13:2340 lang gatas ko!
13:2440 pesos!
13:25Ah, sandali!
13:26May gatas ka?
13:27Meron!
13:28Di ba ang tinda mo?
13:29Fishball, Squidball, Kikiam, tsaka Chicharron?
13:32Oo nga!
13:33May gatas ba doon?
13:34Meron!
13:35Ha?
13:36Di ba? Bilisan mo!
13:37Bilisan mo!
13:3840 na lang!
13:3940 na lang!
13:4040 pesos!
13:4130 na lang!
13:4230 na lang sa'yo!
13:4330 pesos!
13:44Mas mura doon!
13:45Di ba?
13:46Di ba? Bilisan mo yung gatas!
13:47Ano ba?
13:48Ito! Ito! Ito!
13:49Ano tong gatas na ito, Divine?
13:50Ate, yung gatas na nahanap mo?
13:52Oito!
13:53Suri na almosal ko kasi!
13:55Bakit pwede?
13:56Namintinda natin!
13:58Ako, sorry!
13:59Sorry!
14:00Maghanap ka pa ng gatas!
14:01Maghanap ka pa ng gatas!
14:02Ay, sa'kin!
14:03Ay, sa'kin!
14:04Free taste na lang!
14:05Free taste?
14:06Free taste na lang!
14:07Pwede eh!
14:12Uy!
14:13Sorry!
14:14Sorry!
14:15Sorry!
14:16Sorry!
14:17Malagyan ka din eh!
14:18Sorry!
14:19Sorry!
14:20Okay lang!
14:21Okay lang!
14:22Presension lang!
14:23Okay lang!
14:24Sorry!
14:25Sorry!
14:26Hindi ka sinasadyo!
14:27Sorry talaga!
14:28Sorry talaga!
14:29Sorry talaga!
14:30Sorry talaga!
14:31Sorry!
14:32Sorry!
14:33Sorry!
14:34Senti!
14:35Hindi ka talaga sinasadyo!
14:36Ang sweet nila, no?
14:38Ikaw din!
14:39Ang sakit!
14:41Huwag kang magilala!
14:43Dito lang ako!
14:45Dahil sa'yo eh!
14:46Dahil sa'yo eh!
14:47Bakit wainin na mo yung gatas?
14:48Ituloy na nga natin to!
14:49Ang dalawang naglalaban talaga!
14:50Ay!
14:51Salamin!
14:52Salamin!
14:53Salamin!
14:54Sabihin sa akin!
14:55Mukha ba talaga akong badin?
14:58Oo!
14:59Salamin!
15:00Salamin!
15:01Salamin!
15:02Sabihin sa akin!
15:03Mukha ba talaga akong badin?
15:06Oo!
15:08Oo!
15:09Oo!
15:14Ano sinabi mo?
15:23Tulog!
15:26Basta Victoria!
15:27Tandaan mo!
15:28You're the most beautiful of them all!
15:32Huwag mo nila sa napansinin!
15:34Dahil importante!
15:36Maganda ka!
15:37Maganda ka!
15:39Maganda ka!
15:41Maganda ka!
15:44Maganda ka!
15:49Halaga!
15:50Sinasagot mo na ako!
15:51So ibig sabihin tayo na!
15:52Ah!
15:53Christian!
15:54Wait!
15:55Ah!
15:56Yung totoo!
15:57Dapat...
15:58Next week pa kita sasagutin!
16:00Sabihin ng birthday mo pero...
16:02Hindi ka tamatis eh!
16:04Kaya...
16:05Oh my God!
16:06Oh my God!
16:07Oh my God!
16:10Eh amo!
16:11I love you!
16:12Christian!
16:13Oh!
16:14Bakit?
16:15Bakit?
16:16Ah!
16:17Dito kami na...
16:19Naalala ko yung nangyari sa kong gay kanina kasi...
16:22Alam mo bang...
16:23Napagkamalanan naman akong bakla!
16:25Christian!
16:26Ma'am...
16:27Mukha ba akong bakla?
16:28Oh wait!
16:29Ang prig sasabi mo?
16:30So hindi ka bakla?
16:32Hindi!
16:33Christian!
16:34Babae ako!
16:35Tinan mo hubog!
16:36Babae ako!
16:37Babae!
16:38Babae!
16:39Babae!
16:40Karan ba?
16:41Oo!
16:42Christian!
16:43Monique!
16:44I'm sorry!
16:45Akala ko bakla ka eh!
16:47Babae ako!
16:48Christian!
16:49Kaya nga naliligawan ka sakala ko bakla ka!
16:50Babae nga!
16:51Kaya nga nang ligaw di ba?
16:52Monique!
16:53I'm gay!
16:54Ha?
16:55Hindi ko papato sa Merlat!
16:56Hindi tayo talo!
16:57Christian na nalil!
16:58Christian!
16:59Bakla!
17:00Christian!
17:01Bakla!
17:06Ay!
17:07Ang kapal talaga ng mukha ng babaeng to!
17:10Dito talaga niya Pinay!
17:12Wisa talaga yung babaeng niya!
17:13Ano talagang hini-isa talaga niya ako!
17:15Nagigigil na talaga ako dito eh!
17:17Wisa talaga itong babaeng to!
17:19Hoy!
17:20Babae!
17:21Lumabas ka dyan!
17:22Ang kapal na mukha mo!
17:23Babaeng mo ang paa!
17:25Ano talaga nga yung musang natang baka o parking la?
17:27Para dumui park ang kotse mo!
17:28Ang kapal na mukha mo lumabas ka!
17:29Ayaw mo talaga lumabas!
17:30Sandali lang ha?
17:32Ayaw mo talaga lumabas ha?
17:34Sandali!
17:35Tingnan ko talaga ngayon!
17:36Sandali!
17:37Tingnan ko lang talaga ngayon!
17:38Lumabas ka dyan!
17:40Nalabas ka din naman pali!
17:42Ano ba talaga gusto mo?
17:43Away!
17:44Sorry Victoria, itatabi ko na-
17:45Hindi alo?
17:46Away!
17:47Lumabas ka ngayon!
17:48Itatabi ko na-
17:49Hindi ka pa din na-
17:50Hindi! Lumabang ka!
17:51Itatabi ko na-
17:52I told her, I told you, I told her!
17:53I told you!
17:56I told her, I looked at her, I told you!
17:59I told her, I told her...
18:02Monique, stop!
18:04We foughtvi for ela!
18:05I told her!
18:06He told her, it hadn't.
18:08Prepared here, I told her,
18:11I was afraid of Searge in country anymore.
18:13I didn't know the stories about her,
18:15but Ichos her nonetheless!
18:19I told her, Monique!
18:21Monique!
18:22Eh, eh, eh, eh.
18:23Ipon mo na lang kasing pansinin.
18:25Ano ka ba?
18:26Bagan kahanap pa rin ng mga lalaking
18:28umamahal sa'yo.
18:29Diba?
18:30Sigurin kamukha mo,
18:31medyo kalivel mo,
18:32yung ganyang features,
18:33mga ganon.
18:34Lumilan lang ako sa lamang.
18:35Ganyan.
18:35Joe ako ka-mukha ko.
18:37Bakit umi yun, Des?
18:39Ayaw ko naman.
18:42Huwag ko ba kasi,
18:43tabog ata ng kapangitan niyong Diyos talaga,
18:45pinangsalo ko.
18:46Swimming pool, eh.
18:48Nung napuno,
18:49hindi lang pinangsalo.
18:50Nag-swimming pa ako.
18:51Back drive, swing, snorkeling, scuba, and everything.
18:56It's really hard.
18:59Why are you, Bess?
19:01Why are you looking for a girl?
19:04You're only me, huh?
19:06You're also me.
19:07You're also me.
19:08You're also me.
19:09Me.
19:10The other thing, Bess,
19:12is you, I've met a girl who's been married.
19:16You know, the love is that.
19:20I'm not sure what else knows.
19:23You're also me.
19:24You're the love.
19:26You're a baby.
19:27You're the only one.
19:28It's a baby girl.
19:29It's a baby girl who's early.
19:31It's a baby girl who's been married.
19:33It's a baby girl who's been married.
19:35I don't have any other family.
19:36It's a baby girl.
19:37My baby girl.
19:39You have to lie.
19:40I'll be alone.
19:42You're like me.
19:44You know me like me?
19:45You're like me,
19:46you're like me.
19:47Everyone else is younger.
19:48No, you're just going to be a JV-JV.
19:51Yes, you can't be a JV-JV.
19:53I'm going to tell my mom that I'm going to have my daughter's daughter.
19:57Oh, I don't know if that's a good one.
20:00You're going to have that.
20:01Yes, she's going to have my daughter's daughter.
20:03You're going to have that?
20:05Oh my God, you're not going to have that.
20:10How many times do you have to ride?
20:12What's going to happen?
20:13It's a failure.
20:14What's going to happen?
20:15It's a bad thing.
20:16What's going to happen?
20:17No, you're feeling that you're ugly, right?
20:19Well, I'm going to take care of it.
20:21Why?
20:22It's just not.
20:24It's just not?
20:25I'm going to take care of it.
20:26I'm going to take care of it.
20:27Well, Lily?
20:29It's hard to say, even if you're 45 years old,
20:33I'm going to take care of it.
20:34I'm going to take care of it.
20:34You're going to take care of it.
20:36You're going to take care of it?
20:37Yes, leave it to me, Monique.
20:39I'm excited about that.
20:41Hey.
20:42Yes!
20:44That's pretty.
20:46Yes?
20:47Yes.
20:48Sorry.
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50There are you guys.
20:51You really?
20:52I told you that you need to impress your wife's beautiful.
20:56OMG.
20:58Please let's see.
21:00I'm going to take care of it.
21:02You don't even know what to do.
21:04It's so beautiful.
21:08Why?
21:09Let's do a selfie.
21:10What's that?
21:11I'm going to do a selfie selfie.
21:12Selfie.
21:13You're really good.
21:14Go. Selfie.
21:20Selfie, just one.
21:21Selfie, right?
21:23Groupie.
21:25Tupie.
21:26Tupie.
21:27Tupie.
21:28Tupie.
21:29Tupie.
21:30Tupie.
21:31Ang ganda mo, no?
21:32Say ko naman sa'yo, eh.
21:34Alam mo.
21:36Bes, ano yung Facebook mo naman,
21:37eh, ad kita?
21:39Dina.
21:40Huwag naman na.
21:41Simulaan nito, dear Uge,
21:42unti-unti na kami nagkasundo ni Monique.
21:44Pakiramdam ko kasi,
21:45iisa lang ang pinagdadaanan namin.
21:47Kaya, relate na relate ako sa kanya.
21:50Hanggang sa may,
21:51madiskubre si Monique.
21:54Bes?
21:55Diba asawa mo si Rinaldo de Rosario?
21:59Oo, bakit?
22:04Bes.
22:07Huwag kang mabibigla.
22:08Promise.
22:09Ano yun?
22:10Ano ba yun?
22:11Kalma lang.
22:13Huwag kang mabibigla.
22:14Promise.
22:15Ano nga yun?
22:16Bes.
22:17Hmm.
22:18May kabit ang asawa.
22:22Kansyon?
22:23Oh my gosh!
22:25Ray, nung gano'n sa'yo!
22:27Humanda ka sa'kin!
22:29Humanda ko!
22:30Humanda ka sa'kin!
22:32Bes.
22:33Lian, Lian, Lian, Lian.
22:34Makamay ko bes.
22:35Hindi yan ang asawa mo.
22:36Ah, humanda ka.
22:37Sorry, sorry.
22:38Nandali lang akong kapal na mukha niya.
22:40Naku, humanda siya sa'kin.
22:42Humanda siya sa'kin din.
22:44Napigilan po ako ni Monique na suguri ng asawa ko.
22:47Naisip niya ang imbestigahan muna namin ito at huliin sa akto.
22:57Huli ka pa ipod!
22:58Ang kapal na mukha mo!
23:00Victoria, let me explain.
23:01Wanna explain?
23:02Huling-huli ka na!
23:04Babe, sinong mga baklang yan?
23:07Anong sinabi mo?
23:08Hoy, babae!
23:09Kung kami mukhang bakla, ikaw mukhang baklang talang ka!
23:13Ang kapal na mukha mo!
23:14Pitawa mo nga yung asawa ko!
23:15Victoria, wag kang gumawa na-exena dito.
23:17Babe, pumapatal ka sa bakla!
23:19Aba, ay!
23:20Ayaw mo talaga itinatabas ang dila mo!
23:22Huli ka nga dito!
23:23Huli ka nga dito!
23:24Huli ka nga dito!
23:25Huli ka nga dito!
23:26Huli ka nga dito!
23:27Huli ka nga dito!
23:28Huli ka nga dito!
23:29Huli ka nga dito!
23:30Huli ka nga dito!
23:35Okay!
23:36Okay!
23:37Pwede nungan mo!
23:38Pinaban ka kasi!
23:40Huwag ka mapapatalo!
23:42Ang baga...
23:43Divine!
23:44Pwede ba tumahimik ka?
23:47Alam ko kung anong gagawin ko!
23:53Manood ka!
23:55Ah!
23:56Meron pala kaming gato!
23:58Aray!
23:59Aray!
24:00Aray!
24:01Aray!
24:02Aray!
24:03Aray!
24:04Aray!
24:05Oh.
24:07Can you please take me?
24:09Why is it coming?
24:11Why?
24:12That's not gonna happen.
24:14Aray!
24:16Aray!
24:17Thank you for that.
24:19Aray!
24:20Aray!
24:21Aray!
24:22Aray!
24:23Aray!
24:24Aray!
24:25Aray!
24:26Aray!
24:27Aray!
24:29Aray!
24:30Aray!
24:31Aray!
24:33Aray!
24:34Hey
25:04Hey!
25:05Hey!
25:06Oh!
25:07You know!
25:08Willis.
25:09Oh.
25:11What?
25:12You know, you're a good friend.
25:15You're a lot.
25:17You know, you're a friend.
25:19I'm a good friend.
25:21I'm a good friend.
25:23I got my friend here.
25:24I got my friend here.
25:25I got inspired.
25:26You know?
25:27You can leave your husband.
25:29For example, I'm afraid to leave you.
25:32What?
25:33You're a good friend.
25:35I'm a good friend.
25:36I'm like,
25:38I'm leaving.
25:40I'm not sure.
25:41I'm not sure.
25:42And what's wrong with him?
25:44Because we're looking at...
25:45A guy.
25:47What's wrong with you?
25:49You know?
25:50We're looking at a guy.
25:52Why are we all looking at a guy?
25:54We're really looking at a guy.
25:56We're not looking at a guy.
25:58Why not?
26:00We're looking at a guy.
26:01We're just looking at a guy.
26:02No.
26:03Right?
26:04And it's worth a guy.
26:05You know, we're a good friend.
26:06So, actually,
26:07I'm...
26:08And I'm very good.
26:09No.
26:14Beshi.
26:15Why don't we never want to go to some gay people?
26:20The G?
26:21No…
26:22I don't know how can we.
26:24Why don't we know.
26:25Why don't we know.
26:27What do you say?
26:29That's right, right?
26:31Hi, my name is Monique Del Mundo Arevalo Gogo Chuchu Aang.
26:36From the sky, from the sky, from the sky,
26:39from the face, from the face, from the face,
26:41from the face, from the face, from the face,
26:43even from the face, from the face.
26:45That's right.
26:46I'm like a really good introduction.
26:48What's that?
26:50It's a joke.
26:51What's that?
26:52You say, my name is Monique.
26:54It's Chuchu Aang.
26:55Mabaho ng hininga, gano'n.
26:57Ayan, matatanggap ko pa yan.
26:59Ano, G?
27:01G!
27:02Sabi ka na G ka.
27:04Oo, G na G!
27:06G?
27:07G na G?
27:08Ano, G?
27:09Gipit na gipit.
27:12Let's go!
27:14Join!
27:15Okay, go, join!
27:17Join!
27:18At para mas ma-feel namin ang pagiging badd, dear Uge,
27:21Okay.
27:22Sumabak na agad kami sa gay beauty contest.
27:25Basta ha.
27:26Huwag ka mapapalatang babae ka ha.
27:28Wala naman siya kung makakala kung mas maganda pa atin magiging kalaban natin.
27:31Huwag ka ba mong isipin yun.
27:33Ang importante, tandaan mo yung coatable coat mo.
27:36Mahalaga yun.
27:37Pinakabang kasi ato eh.
27:39Pinakabang.
27:40Huwi.
27:41Yan.
27:42Yan talagang coatable coat.
27:43Huwi.
27:44Ibig sabihin yes.
27:45Hindi.
27:46Huwi.
27:47Huwi na tayo.
27:48Huwi na tayo.
27:49Huwi na tayo.
27:50Hindi ko ba kami kasi ako e?
27:51Anong kabang?
27:52Nakakabahan.
27:53Tanya mo yan.
27:54Sige.
27:55Wala nang atrasan to.
27:56Sige.
27:57Kanita.
27:59Kaya.
28:00Ang sakit naman.
28:01Huwi.
28:02Ha?
28:03Sino kayo?
28:05Sino po kayo?
28:07Hindi niyo ako kumulay.
28:08Kaya naman sa kumanap,
28:09Kaya naman ha?
28:10Kaya naman.
28:11Kaya naman ha?
28:12Kaya naman ha?
28:13Kaya naman.
28:14Kaya naman ha?
28:15Kaya naman ha?
28:16Kaya naman ng pinatang kuhin.
28:17Kaya naman.
28:18Kaya naman ha?
28:19You don't know me.
28:21Never.
28:23Do you want me to know you?
28:27Who's Lucas?
28:29I'm Louie Breton.
28:33And I'm your new house, your house.
28:39Hello?
28:42Why is this smell in the house?
28:45I'm here for you.
28:47I'm here for you.
28:49I'm here for you.
28:51I'm here for you.
28:53I'm here for you to understand
28:59that you should not be able to join in the beauty contest.
29:05Do you understand?
29:07What is this?
29:09We're in trouble.
29:11Why didn't we join in the beauty contest?
29:13We're in trouble.
29:15We're in trouble.
29:17We're in trouble.
29:19You're not going to win.
29:21You're not going to win.
29:23You're not going to win.
29:25A man?
29:27Yes.
29:28And so, to be able to join you,
29:31I'll show you.
29:33In a situation,
29:35today, you're not going to join.
29:39We're going to join.
29:41Don't join.
29:43I'll repeat the question.
29:45Are you going to join or not?
29:47We're going to join.
29:49We're going to join.
29:51We're going to join.
29:53What?
29:54Do you join?
29:55Do you join?
29:57Victoria, you're going to join?
29:59You're going to burn your face here.
30:01Okay, I'm going to join.
30:03You're going to join.
30:05Don't join.
30:07I'm going to join.
30:09What?
30:11What?
30:12What?
30:13What?
30:14What's up?
30:15You're going to join me.
30:16Brandon,
30:17let me join you.
30:19Brenda.
30:21Brenda, you're a good name.
30:25What's up?
30:26What?
30:27You're not going to be a big deal.
30:30You're the most important part of your beauty contest.
30:34Do you understand what you're saying about beauty?
30:37I know what I'm saying about beauty.
30:40And I'm not going to see it.
30:43The beauty contest is our beauty contest.
30:46Organizer.
30:47Ah, you're the organizer.
30:50Donya, can you ask?
30:54How many years are you?
30:57You're the beauty contest, right?
31:0019?
31:0119?
31:0219?
31:0319?
31:0419?
31:0519?
31:0619?
31:0719?
31:0819?
31:0919?
31:1019?
31:1119?
31:1219?
31:1319?
31:1419?
31:1519?
31:1619?
31:1719?
31:1819?
31:1919?
31:2019?
31:2119?
31:2219?
31:2319?
31:2419?
31:2519?
31:2619?
31:2719?
31:2820?
31:2920?
31:3020?
31:3120?
31:3220?
31:3320?
31:3420?
31:3520?
31:3620?
31:3720?
31:3820?
31:3920?
31:4020?
31:4120?
31:4220?
31:4320?
31:4420?
31:4520?
31:4620?
31:4720?
31:4820?
31:4920?
31:50In the Baryo Lagalag?
31:54I'm going to go to you!
31:56Because you're not a good thing!
32:00Let's go, Brenda!
32:01Huh?
32:02What's the Baryo Lagalag?
32:04Hello?
32:05Madam!
32:06Madam!
32:07Madam!
32:08Madam!
32:09We're going to go to the Baryo Lagalag!
32:11What did she say?
32:20I'm going to go to the Baryo Lagalag!
32:22Yes!
32:23Yes!
32:24Yes!
32:25Yes!
32:26Yes!
32:27I'm going to go to the Baryo Lagalag!
32:29Okay!
32:30Okay!
32:31Let's go!
32:32Go to the Baryo Lagalag!
32:33Yes!
32:34Yes!
32:35One!
32:36Two!
32:37Three!
32:39Surprise!
32:41Hi!
32:42Hi!
32:43Hi!
32:44Hi!
32:45Hi!
32:46Hi!
32:47Thank you, ha!
32:49Is it really special?
32:50Are you speaking from birthvert?
32:51Of course.
32:52This is part of my life here.
32:53Stop?
32:54I'll blow your candle!
32:55Grand nietzobus,
32:56Who?
32:58Thank you,
32:59maway!
33:00I got a touch!
33:01I just wonder what happened to you.
33:02I'm so sad when you probably got a flirt at your birthvert.
33:04Since you're dealing with yourself already,
33:05early and basis.
33:06Yes!
33:07Great!
33:08Oh, don't we need something actors like this.
33:09You know?
33:10Sorry, holding on a lot of wishes...
33:11You have was a big dreams!
33:12We've had that much of my friendship right now.
33:14You're you turning away with everything and everything.
33:16But I'm going to go in front of me
33:38Happy birthday, Baez
33:40Thank you, thank you always welcome
33:42Yes, merci beaucoup
33:44You're always welcome
33:46No, I bought the cake so I received it
33:48I received it
33:50You're welcome
33:51You're welcome
33:52You're welcome
33:53No problem
33:54You're my best friend
33:56Happy birthday
34:02Happy birthday
34:12Thank you
34:14No, I'm sorry
34:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry
34:17Loyal viewers
34:18Kasama natin
34:19Ngayon
34:20Dating ko sa'yo
34:21Dating magkaaway
34:22Pero kayong mga beshies na
34:23Yes
34:24Welcome ni Daniel
34:25Sa ating loyal viewers
34:27Yes, ako hello
34:28Sa ating mga loyal viewers
34:29Yes
34:30Ay hello sa ating mga loyal viewers
34:32Ano, paano, paano?
34:33Loyal
34:34Loyal
34:35Viewer
34:36May nakakatawa
34:37May nakakatawa
34:38May nakakatawa
34:39I'm sure dahil nakakatawa ang kwento nyo
34:44At least meron naman kayong natutunan, di ba?
34:46Naku, sobrang dami namin natutunan
34:47Ah sige, ano ito?
34:48Ay naku, ang dami namin natutunan sobrang talaga
34:50Ay talaga ba?
34:51Sige, mabigay ka tayo isa
34:52Naku, ang dami kasi talaga
34:54Ay sige, ikaw na lang
34:56Okay, ang na-learn ko dito sa kwento na to
35:00Ay sobrang
35:01Ah, talaga
35:02Ah, kumbaga
35:04Nasaan ako?
35:05Diba, ang dami din
35:07Nakakaralitin ako
35:08Ah, siguro ganito na lang
35:09Huwag tayong quick to judge
35:11O huwag tayong humuhusga
35:12Yes
35:13Yun, ang damang
35:14Kailangan magtanong muna tayo
35:15Don't judge anyone
35:16At saka siguro
35:17Yung totoong kaibigan mo
35:19Ay malalaman mo
35:20Pag dumaan kayo sa kung ano-anong pagsubok
35:22Yes
35:23Tama ka dyan
35:24Aking may kwento?
35:26Bakit ako yung parang may natutunan?
35:27Hindi kasi
35:28Alam mo na eh
35:29Oh, yeah
35:30Natutunan na pagdaanan mo na yun
35:31Actually, marami tayo nai-inspire
35:33Tawang tao
35:34At meron din, marami din mga expire
35:36O, marami din mga expire
35:38Sabi ko nang habay ko yun
35:39Siyempre, kaka-inspire ko
35:40Marami kang pinagdaanan
35:41Tulays, kinipa
35:42Ano?
35:43Uusog na ako
35:44At loyal viewers talaga
35:46Gusto namin ma-inspire kayo
35:47Every Sunday
35:48Sa kakatawa
35:49Dito lang yan sa
35:50Day
35:51Uge
35:52Bye!
35:53Bye!
35:54Bye!
35:55Bye!
35:56Thank you
35:57Sa'yo sa'yo kapasama
35:58Ano pa mga natutunan yun?
36:00Baka naman meron pa
36:01Natutunan ko
36:02Paano ahm
36:04Makipagkaibigan sa mga taong mga gantong itsura
36:06Kasi marami sila mga
36:08Mga
36:09May kinakausap pa sininsan niya
36:10Dito
36:11Dito
36:12At siyempre
36:13Pag mga ganyan
36:14Dapat siyempre
36:15At the end of the day
36:16Kayong magkakapitbahay
36:17Kayo rin naman magtulung-tulungan eh
36:18Kung ano mga kasakaling may
36:19O, o, tama yun
36:21Lalo ka na, di ba?
36:22Ay, umapre
36:23Pagkutang pala
36:24Uy, wala, umapre
36:25Pagkutang ka na naman
36:27Ayun sa'yo eh
36:28Kaya tuwag
36:29Mahihiyang magtanong
36:44Kung bakla nga ba ito
36:47Bakla nga ba ito
36:50Kung mgaan
36:53Ahm
36:55that one?
37:05There's a door
37:08What the question is?
37:09it looks like a demon
37:15I should give this door
37:18Anybody home?
37:21I should make this door
37:24Turn on!
37:25Turn on!
37:30Mouse! Mouse!
37:31Laptop!
37:32Mouse!
37:35Telepono ba?
37:36Telepono ba kayo?
37:37Hello!