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  • 4/24/2025
Ambitious Julia Sugarbaker and her sister, diva-like ex-beauty queen Suzanne, decide to open their own design firm. They | dHNzXy02SG1ZeGswYmxN

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00:00Shout Factory TV, changing the channel.
00:03I'll get it. Sugar breakers.
00:05Who could forget Julia?
00:07I hate to say I told you so, but I was never comfortable hiring someone who listed his hobby as trying random codes at automated teller machines.
00:18Suzanne?
00:19I remember all my first times.
00:22Of course, I'm not going to share the intimate details, but afterwards, each one of them cried.
00:29Charlene?
00:30So the southern woman looks at her and says, oh, well then, where are y'all from, bitch?
00:37And Mary Jo?
00:39I guess I should have suspected he had some sort of macho problem when all the nurses he hired always had these sort of life-threatening breasts.
00:47They had class?
00:48What was that like, having a hillbilly Thanksgiving?
00:52Did you have turkey?
00:54No, possum.
00:56They had sass?
00:57Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed.
01:02Now, they're all together again.
01:04We want to talk to you about Monette.
01:07We have reason to believe she's practicing the world's oldest profession.
01:10Monette's a carpenter?
01:13Perfectly designed.
01:14Hi, sweetheart.
01:15How's my little pumpkin?
01:16Fine.
01:17Hilarious in any combination.
01:20Oh, you all are the best friends a girl ever had.
01:23And the suede.
01:25Designing women on DVD.
01:28This is just wonderful.
01:30Bring home the laughter today.

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