00:00The U.S. Defense Department has spent over a trillion dollars on the most cutting edge robot technology, introducing RoboSanta Plus for the upcoming holiday season.
00:11What are you going to do this fine Christmas Eve?
00:14I was potentially going to go meet up with a dude.
00:18I've blown him off twice already, so...
00:20Come on, get a drink with your old pal Robbie.
00:22What's up with you two?
00:23Uh, just grabbing a drink.
00:24I talk her out of some tinder trash.
00:26You didn't talk me out of anything.
00:27To Christmas!
00:29A humbug.
00:30Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
00:34The new animatronic, state-of-the-art Santa Claus featured at our own TW Bunkers is now the subject of an international recall.
00:50Santa?
00:57What?
00:58This guy killed the kid next door!
00:59What?
01:00This guy killed the kid next door!
01:03Oh, sh...
01:04AHHHHH!
01:09HO! HO! HO!
01:13HO! HO!
01:14HO!
01:15HO!
01:16You hear that?
01:17Hear what?
01:18Ah!
01:26You need to get me a gun.
01:33What is that?
01:34It's him.
01:36Oh, Santa Claus?
01:37Yeah, it's fucking Santa Claus.
01:44Oh, fuck!
01:48Oh, fuck!
01:58Have you heard from the boys down at the scene yet?
