King Dong, Son Of Kong

Will the next Kong movie answer our burning questions: Who is Kong bangin? Where's his junk?

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00:00uh let's see here as godzilla versus kong yeah starring millie bobby brown performed much better

00:08than expected given the circumstances of covid and so on in the original movie king of the monsters

00:13lackluster box office performance a three quill is expected with adam wingard set to direct again

00:21so he just directed the most recent one i believe so yeah so according to the hollywood reporter

00:26the concept being floated is son of kong uh godzilla versus kong has crossed 400 million dollars

00:34globally and is the top grossing hollywood produced movies since the pandemic they're gonna have to

00:39correct something now in both these son of kong and son of godzilla you gotta have another you gotta

00:44have a female god something who's he banging where does this not unless they're they they're asexual

00:50they reproduce that way i mean there's there's there's only son of kong right but there's also

00:55son of godzilla oh is there son of godzilla i'm sure that's in the works as well so maybe he could

01:01uh reproduce asexually i don't know we don't know much about godzilla he's he's kind of a mystery but

01:06definitely not well god definitely not no he's got he's he's more yeah he's a simian yeah yeah why do

01:14we assume that kong is a man wouldn't we know it he's all man well i don't know do um wouldn't he be

01:20queen kong yeah he'd be queen kong okay fair fair point but i just i didn't see any low-hanging fruit

01:26so to speak yeah yeah they left that out in fact can you on on uh apes or do they i've never

01:32is there junk external yeah that's a good question apparently it's pretty small i remember yeah yeah

01:38we talked one point about yeah about animal genitalia yeah but even on kong it would be big

01:43enough you're right but i mean it'd be the size of proportionally w you know yeah it'd be the size

01:48of me be as tall steve i want to see king don i want to see there actually was a movie called king

01:54of course yes well maybe it's a maybe it's a rom-com like he's he's romancing this lady and

01:59it's about how they have the baby together oh the next one yeah four weddings and a king kong

02:04that could be it could be something like that we'll have to see inspiring story

02:09all right uh so anyhow uh we will see if that comes to pass or not but how big his junk is and

02:24whether there's a mrs kong son of kong we'll have to see what a goddamn day today uh sit down i'll make

02:32you some dinner i'm fighting these things that are apparently prehistoric and yet i've never seen

02:40them and i'm i'm on an island you think i would run across i don't even know why they evolved that

02:47way they're like snake things with uh give me a give me a beer yeah think about it tomorrow

02:56you want to do a little grab ass chloe kardashian

03:01let's take this upstairs

03:06what are you doing

03:11it's a little finger stuff oh my god there's no little finger stuff

03:18it's bigger than my penis no it's perfect a lot of gorillas are like that it's okay baby it happens

03:30no no not to me it's those dumb lizard things i met today you can't stop thinking about it

03:37forget about the lizard things come upstairs

03:43let's have some oysters okay uh should i move on to chloe kardashian now okay thank you same size i

03:51have the floor now maybe that there you go king kong marries chloe kardashian

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