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4/23/2025

A wild bison has some hygiene tips for a tourist.

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00:00All right, and then one last story, and there's a video of this.

00:05Chloe Mesumechi sent a video of a woman tripping and falling as a bison charges at her

00:12and another person in Yellowstone National Park.

00:15When she hit the ground, she played dead.

00:18Did it work?

00:18And it worked, Steve.

00:20Chloe said in an email Friday, the incident happened at Nez Pierce Creek.

00:25Yeah.

00:25She said the woman is a Montana local, so she knew to play dead in that situation.

00:30The woman was reportedly uninjured and escaped without a scratch.

00:34No further information about the couple charged by the bison was immediately available,

00:38but it's funny because she hits and boom, she stays still.

00:40Wow.

00:41And they leave her alone.

00:42There have been a number of stories recently about people getting far too close to these bison.

00:46Yeah, they get gored.

00:47They're getting gored.

00:48She charges her, and then as soon as she falls and plays dead, he just kind of sniffs her and, like, runs away.

00:54Oh, my God.

00:56Jesus.

00:57Oh, my Christ.

01:01Yeah, I got a word for you.

01:03It's called douche.

01:04Oh, my God.

01:06Oh, my God.

01:11I mean, there's some nasty smelling stuff out on the plains there.

01:14Yeah.

01:14Come on.

01:15I live in the wild, and nothing I ever smelled smells like your crotch.

01:19Oh, my God.

01:20It does work, though.

01:21That thing, you know, we were watching the footage.

01:24You got to realize this thing is a car with legs.

01:28Yes.

01:29Just stay on the trails.

01:30Stay away from wildlife.

01:32Oh, they're so pretty.

01:33God.

01:33God, I hate these people so much.

01:35I know.

01:35I know, man.

01:36Well, they're also going to get the animal killed.

01:38Yes.

01:38Did you guys see, and they were on the trail where the bear, there were, like, two women

01:42that were standing there, and a bear walked up to them and was basically swatting at the

01:48one.

01:48Kind of inspecting.

01:49I'm a human.

01:50Look, look, look.

01:51It was kind of like that, because the bear stood up on the hind leg.

01:53It looked like it was mocking the humans.

01:55And it's kind of inspecting her.

01:56Oh, look, I'm a tourist.

01:58Yeah.

01:59Totally.

02:00Because they're walking along, and they're unaware.

02:03Yeah.

02:03Oh, look, I'm on vacation.

02:05The one girl basically turned her back on the bear, like, I can't see you.

02:09Right, right.

02:10Have you seen the footage of the bear?

02:12It's from a security camera in a living room.

02:15Goes into the house.

02:15And the door goes, and the frame gets blown right off, and the door has just been pushed

02:21in by the bear.

02:22It's like the cops were about ready to raid a drug house.

02:26Bear squad.

02:26It flies open.

02:28The door absolutely shoots open, and this bear, and then he just kind of wanders in.

02:34They do have that kind of look, right?

02:36They do.

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