The Ring (The Musical)

Beasley Digital

4/23/2025

These Broadway musical remakes are getting out of hand.

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00:00All right, TMZ reports that Davey Chase, now I looked her up and it says she started the ring.

00:08She was Samara. She's the psycho. Yes. The scary girl. The girl in the well.

00:13And by the way, it turns out she's gorgeous. Yes, she is.

00:17She was arrested and she was arrested on a drug possession charge and spent some time behind bars.

00:23Yeah. But she escaped through the television, didn't she?

00:27She did. She managed to get out. I knew we were going that way.

00:29But she's had some run-ins. Last year, she was locked up after cops pulled her over for joyriding in an allegedly stolen car.

00:37She was locked up for seven days.

00:40Doesn't the, is the phone rings after seven days or something like that?

00:42In seven days, yeah. You have seven days to get your affairs in order before you're...

00:47Seven days.

00:50It's been a while since I've seen that movie.

00:52Six and a half.

00:53Seven business days.

00:55Business days? That means I get the weekend, too?

00:58Well, it's Monday, so it's Labor Day, so...

01:01About eight days.

01:06All right, just stay there. I'm going to come over and kill you now.

01:09Yeah, if you could be more specific, it might help in planning, so...

01:13What if I go across the international date line?

01:16Let me get back to you.

01:17Coming up soon, we'll be addressing Halloween, but it's a favorite costume for Halloween parties and haunted houses.

01:25Which is the one where you go to where they have a girl who really does the full, like, you know, clicking and the whole body gesticulation.

01:32Millennhurst?

01:33No, it's...

01:34There's probably one there, but there's one...

01:36Maybe it's...

01:37There's one kind of out.

01:37It's the one way out where we always get lost going to.

01:40It's in Bucks County.

01:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41I know exactly what you're talking about.

01:42Yeah, but the girl who...

01:42Valley of Fear?

01:43Nah.

01:44Might be.

01:45Valley of Fear.

01:46It's out kind of in a woodsy area.

01:48It's Grotto of Consternation is the name of it.

01:51Hang on.

01:53Chrissy is on the line to tell us about that haunted attraction.

01:55And it is Valley of Fear, isn't it?

01:57Ah-ha!

01:58So it's Valley of Fear?

02:00It is Valley of Fear, and the girl who does play the one from The Ring who was there for

02:06a long time, Liz, is just a phenomenal singer, too.

02:10I just wanted to let you guys know.

02:11Really?

02:11Okay.

02:12Oh, yeah.

02:12She's incredibly talented.

02:14She was good.

02:15As you were moving along, she'd move along, and she'd...

02:17She never sang, really, but she...

02:20I'm the chick from The Ring, and I'm coming after you.

02:26So her name is Liz?

02:28Yes, Liz.

02:29All right, cool.

02:30Thank you, Chrissy.

02:30Appreciate it.

02:31No problem.

02:32Because in seven days, you're through.

02:38Chop-a-da-ba!

02:40All right.

02:40It's not that scary.

02:41I know.

02:41It's not scary when you sing it.

02:43Yeah, right?

02:44Wouldn't it be a little less if it were a musical?

02:46I live in a well, and my life's kind of hell, and I'm coming after you.

02:52My life's kind of hell.

02:56I'm the chick in the well, and my life's kind of hell, but I'm coming after you.

03:01In seven days.

03:04Seven days.

03:05In seven days.

03:06Seven days.

03:07Seven days.

03:09Coming after you in seven days.

03:11Hey.

03:13Oh, jeez.

03:14The ring.

03:16The musical.

03:18Turn my mic on!

03:19He turned his mic off.

03:20I didn't turn it off.

03:22I think you might have hit the button yourself there, dude.

03:24Uh-oh.

03:26No.

03:26There we go.

03:27I just hit that button.

03:29All right.

03:29Wait a second.

03:30What's going on?

03:31Wait a second.

03:32What just happened here?

03:32Your mic will turn off in seven seconds.

03:34Your mic will turn off in seven seconds.

03:40What?

03:41I don't have a mic.

03:42What?

03:42Oh!

03:43Ah!

03:44Ahhhh!

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