Peep Show: Jim Bond

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Dave & Chuck the Freak come up with a movie idea for an adaptation of the James Bond character with an American hero named Jim Bond.

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00:00I just read a report, too, that Miles Teller is in the final cut of possibilities as the

00:10new James Bond.

00:12I could see that, I guess.

00:14Yeah.

00:15In America, we're reclaiming Bond.

00:17Oh, wow.

00:20Yeah, we've reclaimed him, the British spy.

00:25Will the Brits take all our other roles?

00:27Let's take one of theirs.

00:28I feel like it'll go to a Brit.

00:29Yeah, it will.

00:30Or an Aussie.

00:31American Bond.

00:32Yeah.

00:34I'm Jim.

00:35Jim Bond.

00:36Jimmy Bond.

00:39I'm Jim Bond.

00:42I'm Jimmy Joe Bond.

00:43Yeah.

00:44Give me a beer, don't shake it.

00:47Budweiser, straight up.

00:48Yeah.

00:49In the can.

00:51American Bond, I love it.

00:53American Bond.

00:53I love Jim Bond.

00:54Yep, I love it, too.

00:56Let's do Jim Bond, the American hero.

00:59I don't mind it.

01:00What all-American car does he drive?

01:02Like, what?

01:03Oh, it's got to be a fast, like a Charger.

01:05What do you think?

01:06Or a Mustang.

01:07Or it'll be.

01:09Big threes.

01:09It'll have to be a big three.

01:11Absolutely.

01:12What's Kid Rock Drive?

01:13What's Kid Rock Drive?

01:14Like, it'll be, it'll be the Camaro from, like, uh, uh, you know, whatever that, oh, God,

01:23what's his name?

01:23Burt Reynolds' car.

01:25Oh, like Smokey and the Bandit?

01:27The Firebird, yeah, the Firebird, Trans Am, whatever.

01:30I love it.

01:31Black, you know.

01:32Pick up with a big American flag over the bag window.

01:35Yeah, don't tread on me.

01:36The bad guy could be Gold Gravy.

01:40Gold Gravy.

01:42How do I defeat him?

01:43Jim Bond.

01:44Jim.

01:44I'm Jim Bond.

01:45Jimmy Bond.

01:47Jimmy.

01:49Friends call me Jimmy.

01:50He's, I don't know, I don't think he would dress in a suit.

01:54No.

01:54Mercury.

01:55That one's a Mercury Cougar for Jim Bond.

01:57Mercury Cougar.

01:58Oh, yeah.

01:59And he wears a t-shirt tuxedo.

02:01Like that.

02:02No, a t-shirt tuxedo.

02:03That Monte Carlo, the Monte Carlo SS, the black one, like, old school first NASCAR.

02:09Yeah.

02:09He's not 007, he's 1776.

02:12No, once.

02:14He's 1776.

02:16Either that or whatever, like, Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s number was.

02:22What America needs now is another hero.

02:25Get Jim Bond.

02:26I'm Jimmy Bond.

02:27Damn you, Jimmy Bond.

02:30You think I wasn't going to stop you?

02:33The power of America?

02:37You done messed with America?

02:41Jim Bond.

02:42Or Jimbo.

02:43I go by Jimbo.

02:44Jimbo.

02:45Yeah.

02:45Jimbo Bond.

02:47Amazing.

02:48Oh, man.

02:48Let's reclaim, or let's claim, James Bond is American now.

02:54I would, it would be hilarious to just be like, we're not going after James Bond.

03:00We were doing our own thing.

03:01It's called Jimmy Bond.

03:03Yeah, I'm doing a whole new movie.

03:05How has no one done that yet?

03:06I don't know.

03:07It's not only not allowed.

03:07For the years.

03:08Yeah, exactly.

03:09They probably have stopped it.

03:10They give him his gadgets and there's a bag of Doritos that does something.

03:14Yeah.

03:17Oh, I love it.

03:18Yeah.

03:19I love the idea.

03:20What's up, Jim Bond?

03:20Nothing's out there.

03:21It's all, did you mean James Bond?

03:23Yeah.

03:23No, we don't.

03:24No, we mean the American hero.

03:26The American hero, Jim Bond.

03:28Yeah.

03:30Yeah.

03:31Here he comes on his mobility scooter.

03:34He's had too many cheese curds now.

03:36Oh, man.

03:37Someone said it's got to be Danny McBride.

03:39Oh, my God.

03:42It doesn't get better than that.

03:44We just made the perfect movie.

03:46That's perfect.

03:47Jim Bond.

03:48I mean, that's exactly what I want.

03:50So perfect.

03:51Yeah.

03:51Give him a mullet.

03:53My God.

03:54Oh, my God.

03:55A tuxedo t-shirt.

03:57A spit cup.

03:59Is there anyone better than Danny McBride to be Jim Bond?

04:02I don't think so.

04:03I don't think so.

04:03I mean, that's exactly who I'm picturing in my head.

04:06He was like born to play that role.

04:07I know.

04:08I know.

04:10Who's the comedian with the mullet that he could be in it?

04:14Oh, Theo Vaughn.

04:15Oh, Theo Vaughn.

04:16Yeah.

04:17Oh, my God.

04:17Yep.

04:17Theo Vaughn.

04:18Theo Vaughn.

04:19It's hilarious.

04:21Yep.

04:21We get Theo Vaughn in there.

04:23Jimmy Bond.

04:24We could really push it.

04:25We could push Theo Vaughn and make him the villain.

04:29Yeah.

04:30I mean, we've heard this movie.

04:31We've heard this movie.

04:36Oh, my God.

04:39Yep.

04:40That's an incredible movie that people would see, let me tell you.

04:44Oh, man.

04:44It's just...

04:46We don't do enough funny stuff anymore.

04:49Let's do something funny.

04:50Absolutely.

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