Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • 4/23/2025
What happens when you secretly pay someone to romance your Mom? | dG1fdGN0cUVHYjFJbW8
Transcript
00:01Alice, do you like the nurses?
00:04What?
00:05Are the nurses treating you all right?
00:08Do you like the nurses?
00:10No! They yell too much!
00:15Marty, I know you're there. I really need to talk to you.
00:18Marty?
00:19It's your mother! Pick up the phone now!
00:22What does Calvin do?
00:24It's not printing. It's not working. I'm pressing the button.
00:27I'm the power strip.
00:29Is it on?
00:30Oh.
00:33All I make is mistakes.
00:34Come on, Mom. You made me.
00:36And I never see you.
00:39I bet if your mom's life didn't suck so bad, yours wouldn't either.
00:42Rawls!
00:43I've returned in body and soul.
00:45You got no home, no cash.
00:47Pay yourself together.
00:49Want a three-month job to earn that cash you need?
00:51You go to New York and you show this woman how good a true man can be.
00:55Culture, stories, attention.
00:57Like a healer.
00:59This young man asked me out for a drink.
01:03I thought I thought she had some more comedy.
01:05What do you have to lose?
01:06My sanity, for one.
01:07Call back and be insistent.
01:09What do you want me to do? Bang down her door?
01:12You need a lift?
01:13You've come for me?
01:14You remind me of a man I gave my heart to.
01:16You dropped her off when someone's coming up?
01:18I'm in love.
01:19You're talking about my mom, alright?
01:21She collects rubber bands.
01:22And she collects rubber bands.
01:23I want to see her.
01:36I need to see her.
01:37Come on, let's get this.
01:39Snatch out.
01:40You punished me for being born.
01:42You are out of your mind.
01:43What do you see in me?
01:46Must be everything.
01:47Everything happens for a reason, right?
01:50It was you and now I'm a fool.
01:53It was you.
01:54You ungrateful, rotten, spoiled.
01:57What's so ungrateful?
01:58The best thing my son ever gave me was a dishwasher.
02:02Shut up!

Recommended