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  • 4/22/2025
You've heard of the fifth Beatle, right? Turns out it was Paul's massive dong.

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00:01Released today in celebration of his 80th year, Paul McCartney issued his 7-inch singles box.
00:11The massive number...
00:12I'm going to give you all 7 inches.
00:13The massive...
00:17Imagine Paul's just hung, you know, unbelievably.
00:20It's like a Clydesdale down there.
00:22I should be pulling a beer wagon.
00:26You've heard about the fifth beetle.
00:28My dong was it.
00:30That's it.
00:39Maxwell's silver hammer.
00:41Yeah, right.
00:42Absolutely.
00:43It was all about Paul's.
00:47The massive numbered limited edition...
00:50It was Ringo and Dongo.
00:52Limited edition collection of 87-inch singles spanning 1971.
00:58The present was personally supervised by Paul McCartney and contains recreations of 65 singles slash promos using restored original artwork from 11 different countries.
01:09The set features 15 singles never before released on 7-inch 45 RPM discs.
01:15Also includes one exclusive test pressing randomly selected from the manufacturing process.
01:20The box also features a 48-page book containing Ford from Macca and easy...
01:29Just getting ready.
01:30And also...
01:31You just spit on your hand.
01:36Absolutely.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I just love music news.
01:38An essay by Rob Sheffield, recording notes, release dates, and chart information on each of the singles.
01:49The physical set runs for $611, but it's also available digitally.
01:55I'm going to give a little tuggy-woo on the wiggly-doos.
02:03A little Yankee-poo on the wanky-doos.
02:05On the wiggly-doos.
02:09I'm going through all the song titles.
02:11Well, I have something.
02:12All right.
02:12I've got something here.
02:14And your bird can sing?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:15Okay.
02:16Wait, and your bird can sing?
02:18These are...
02:19Oh, the Beatles...
02:20That wasn't a McCartney single.
02:22Oh, your bird can sing.
02:23Right, yeah, I'm looking for penis references.
02:25Absolutely, there's a whole bunch.
02:26Blackbird.
02:30Come together.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32Right now.
02:33Never.
02:36Now, some of the singles that you'll find in this collection...
02:39And, by the way, I even...
02:41You know, they have the flip sides, which were not hits, but the ones that were the hits were, like, Another Day, Albert, Uncle Albert, Admiral Halsey.
02:49I love that.
02:50High, High, High, Live and Let Die, Hell in Wheels, Jet, Let Me...
02:53Let Me Roll It, Band on the Run.
02:55Look at my huge penis.
02:571985, Junior's Farm, Silly Love Songs, Maybe I'm Amazed, Mull of Kintyre, Good Night Tonight, Wonderful Christmas Time.
03:06Temporary Secretary, Ebony and Ivory, Take It Away, Say, Say, Say, No More Lonely Nights.
03:10I love that song, by the way.
03:12That is a beautiful song.
03:13Spies Like Us, Press, My Brave Face.
03:15And it goes up into, you know, the latter part of his career as well.
03:19It all ends up with, Dad, can I talk to you?
03:20I have a strange discharge from my wiggly woo.
03:30From your what?
03:31Wiggly woo.
03:32Your wiggly woo.
03:36All right.
03:37Happiness is a warm gun.
03:39A hard day's night.
03:41It all works.
03:41They're all there.
03:42That's all I...
03:42Eight penis is to hold you.
03:43Act...
03:44All right.

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