What's Up Turkey Butt 2022
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00:00Amy, the time has come. It is time to play What's Up Turkey Bot.
00:05There's a round of applause, everybody.
00:06It is here.
00:07We came here.
00:09All right, so we have five lucky contestants in studio with us.
00:14And lucky is a very poor word to use for this situation because they're disgusting, right?
00:20What did everybody think? Pretty gross?
00:22Yeah, pretty gross.
00:23So what we're going to do is we're going to pull names from here.
00:26And then if we pull your name, you get to go choose your turkey, put your hand in the turkey, and pull out, hopefully, some tickets.
00:35The first name in the turkey draft is...
00:39Well, Sean, you get one job here, sir.
00:42Patricia.
00:42Patricia!
00:43Patricia, you get to pick the first one.
00:45By the way, I will just note that everyone chose to wear long-sleeve shirts today, which is really gutsy.
00:51Oh, there we go, there we go.
00:52All right, one person did not. One person got the memo.
00:54All right, how do you feel? Are you nervous? Are you excited?
00:57A little nervous.
00:59Yes, it looks disgusting. Good luck.
01:03Drumroll, please.
01:04So gross.
01:07Oh, it's so nasty.
01:10Can you explain the feeling? Explain the feeling.
01:12It feels like cottage cheese.
01:14Yes, it is.
01:14It's freezing.
01:15Okay.
01:19Oh, yuck.
01:20Okay, I got...
01:21Ed.
01:22Ed.
01:22Ed.
01:23Ed Sheeran, there it is.
01:27Gross, gross.
01:28Here, let me...
01:29Oh, God.
01:29That's gross.
01:31Do we have towels in here?
01:33Do we have old star shirts we can give her?
01:35Something to hand.
01:36And the next name in the turkey draft is Peggy.
01:41Peggy.
01:42Peggy.
01:43All right, Peggy, go grab your turkey and good luck.
01:47Walking out to the hallway, we have a random bandana.
01:51A very random bandana.
01:52We got some paper towels here, too.
01:54Someone gave up their gang affiliation so you could clean your hand.
01:57Peggy got turkey number five.
02:00All right, Peggy, how you feeling?
02:01Everyone...
02:02Nauseated.
02:06Same, same.
02:07All right, drum roll, please.
02:09Let's go.
02:10Peggy, here we go.
02:13If I can describe her face, she's crying inside.
02:16Ew.
02:19That's really gross.
02:21Oh, that was quick.
02:23Oh, yay.
02:24You got potholders.
02:27Oh, no.
02:28Oh, no.
02:28Oh, that's sad.
02:32All right.
02:33So, Vanna Tempesta pulled the next name.
02:36Vanna.
02:37Wow.
02:38I never wear the same sequined dress twice.
02:40True.
02:41He pulled the next name during that song, and it's Macy.
02:44Macy grabbed turkey number three.
02:47Okay, Macy, any reason you picked three?
02:50My mom said it was her lucky number, so we're going with it.
02:53She actually won some tickets, too, so hopefully we're staying with it.
02:58Oh, man.
02:58I'm sticking with the family look here.
02:59It's a family affair.
03:00All right.
03:01Here we go.
03:02Drum roll, please.
03:03Sticking your hand in a turkey for hopefully something delicious.
03:07Now, Macy has macaroni in hers as well.
03:10Yeah, and Jell-O, and oh.
03:14Oh, God.
03:15That's so bad.
03:16This looks like a doctor's appointment.
03:18Oh.
03:19Oh.
03:20I can't even watch it.
03:21I don't even know where.
03:22Oh, there's stuffing.
03:24Oh.
03:24Yours is bad.
03:25This is horrible.
03:26Oh, it smells so bad.
03:30I can't even.
03:30I can't.
03:33Okay.
03:34I can't.
03:38It smells terrible.
03:40Pink.
03:41You're going to pink.
03:42Yeah.
03:45Congratulations.
03:46That smells.
03:48Goodness gracious.
03:50Wow.
03:50We're going to get Macy a lot of paper towel here.
03:53Oh, man.
03:54Oh, gosh.
03:55Muscle pains right now because I nearly pooped.
03:58I know.
03:58And I have a bucket in front of me.
04:00And it's night worse than you, and that's bad.
04:02The smell on that one.
04:03Yeah.
04:03It was horrific.
04:04Oh, God.
04:04I don't know what you guys did.
04:06That was a good job, girls.
04:08Cassandra.
04:08Macaroni in here, too.
04:10Okay, nice.
04:10And there's definitely stuffing, cottage cheese.
04:13Oh, God.
04:16Disgusting.
04:16Cottage cheese on its own is terrible.
04:18I know.
04:18I just can't do it.
04:19It's a texture thing for me.
04:20All right, y'all.
04:21Okay.
04:22She even came prepared with a glove.
04:24He played.
04:24There we go.
04:25Oh, no gloves.
04:26No gloves.
04:27No gloves.
04:27Glove off.
04:28No, Cassandra.
04:28Listen.
04:30All right.
04:32Oh, gosh.
04:35Are we kidding?
04:38No.
04:41Oh, no.
04:41That's a beat.
04:43You want a beat?
04:45Ew.
04:46Oh, God.
04:47You guys.
04:50There's nothing.
04:51Oh, there's something in here.
04:52There's nothing.
04:53It's Taylor Swift.
04:54Taylor Swift.
04:55We got it.
04:56There we go.
04:58That is so gross.
05:00We saw that there was two really terrible prizes, and Sean and I are going to throw up,
05:03and we didn't even have to do this.
05:05So we don't want to send everybody home with.
05:09Yes.
05:10Or anybody home with a baster.
05:11No.
05:12Although, you know, it's very helpful this time of year.
05:13You need one, yeah.
05:14For those of you that were runners up, you will be going to check out Pink.
05:18There are no losers on the show, except for all the other contests we do.
05:22There's tons of them.
05:23Yuck.
05:25Yeah.
05:26When I was just on my way back up, the girls were bringing the turkeys down, and everybody
05:31downstairs in the sales pit was like, that's absolutely disgusting.
05:36They're really bad.
05:37They're really, really bad.
05:38So they did a good job.
05:39That was a great job, and everyone's happy.
05:41We're feeling pretty good at just that third turkey.
05:44I legit, you saw me.
05:46Macy's turkey was for sure the worst.
05:50She had to take things out just to, like, have space in there to, like, oh, I can't.
05:55Awful.