Plead The Fifth: A Genie Gives Davy A Profitable Deal!

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00:00him over there him right there him right there with the with the artwork all over him yeah he's

00:10ready to answer some of your questions i'm ready i've been preparing for this yeah for months you

00:15been running stairs i've been lifting jeeps all right uh let's see we got three questions that

00:20come from the room buck is in colorado strolling through the woods which this is why we ask him

00:25all those woods questions yep meredith aka chief quiche is at home probably putting together her

00:32groceries yeah for all for thursday all right so she got uh these uh three days off and then we all

00:39get to join the turkey eaters on thursday so what that means dad i'm good so that makes you good

00:43yeah yeah we just go i mean the lady the ladies and gentlemen that are out there listening still

00:48gonna give you questions okay but in here yeah what happens i'm giving you all three oh geez

00:53all three because i you know like every week i add a question to like my davi file okay so i had

00:59like you know at least five that was in there that i've been waiting to ask and so now i gotta like

01:05you know running myself clear the file yeah yeah i gotta do it all right so uh let's see what you got

01:11for me um all right okay so davi yes uh this is one i've had the longest it feels like a tap out day

01:18no no no i mean i'm i'm not gonna be able to i'm not i'm not gonna try and trap you okay

01:24but all right all right but here is my uh my first question for you if a genie told you that he could

01:30give you all of the money moves to make you the next jeff bezos let's go don't think that was the

01:38question genie tells you that he can give you all of the big money moves so in 10 years from now you

01:42are the next jeff bezos but that's a lot of intel okay so uh you have to forget all that you know

01:52about one of these two categories to be able to afford you all of this knowledge you're going to

01:56get okay genie says we got to wipe out a little space on your computer to give you all of these

02:01money moves we need some bandwidth all right so your choices are you have to forget all that you know

02:07about hip-hop okay all right all of it all that you know about hip-hop or every memory of love oh wow

02:17um you're getting ready to blow up yeah you got to get rid of one of those categories in your brain

02:23which one do you get rid of i would probably i mean man i would probably clear my hip-hop file because i

02:31feel like it's something that i could kind of relearn love is is so much of like a feeling and

02:37an emotion that never having that like you know they say like a a newborn baby that never feels love

02:44like doesn't survive i would feel like i'd be reverting back to that newborn baby so yeah i think

02:49i would i would take it from my favorite genre of music which i would know nothing about you would

02:54know nothing about it so that that would mean that everything that you learn would be from now the

02:58blues yep i'm gonna start with glow rilla right

03:02yeah no more tupac no yeah now it's just glow rilla what do these tattoos on my body mean

03:09where did i get that from all right okay all right you you you picked uh hip-hop yeah as to go

03:16all right i'm f and f yeah you ride around the car just f like this is fire i don't know why i don't

03:25know why i love it so much all right you answered what uh let's see dobby file number two what you

03:32got uh okay um all right i saw uh on the uh yeah this was i wrote this one this weekend uh jessica and

03:46adam got married outside of gillette stadium for the uh for the patriots game they had their wedding

03:53yes outside in the parking lot outside the game sounds cold if your fiancee joanna told you

04:00that uh it's your day too as far as the wedding okay so she which it would be yeah well i mean it's

04:08really not all right so she's gonna let you pick any place as the wedding venue for your wedding

04:15venue strange sentimental whatever it is i don't care it's your choice i would like you to choose

04:21where would you choose man i um i recently did this wedding in virginia on this really huge property

04:31that sleeps about 60 or 80 people it was like one of the coolest ones that i've ever done and it was

04:39like i was there from thursday to sunday and i just absolutely loved that vibe where like everybody

04:45was having dinner together and it really felt like a mini vacation and um that is very high on my list

04:52and right now if i had my choice it would probably be on that property it's like right next to a river

04:58the mountains were in the background it was just so much uh apart from like what i'm used to

05:04that um i absolutely love that so i would i would go to that property in virginia and do it there

05:09okay all right uh that was easy yeah i thought you would have to come up with something yeah i've

05:14thought about that one wow does she like that place she well she has never been but the way i

05:19described it absolutely because like that's kind of what we would both want if we were to get married

05:24not just like a five or six hour party like if i could have it where like my people are staying the

05:30night do like a whole weekend around it that would be top tier for me okay all right uh let's see here

05:35we got one more question from the room and then we get um on you guys 888-429-0941 if you got a

05:41question for davi you have all your texts shut down over there yes absolutely all right okay all right

05:46uh your last question i don't like that little snicker that makes you nervous all right davi your girl

05:54hits a lick okay like she is i mean policies are booming yeah she's making cash money all right all right

06:01uh and uh you're now her plus one okay she's the more famous one now let's go like she got michelle

06:06obama's cell phone though like your girl's killing okay all right so she love her some you all right

06:11all right uh i wrote that on the cheese by the way she love her some you so she's gonna pay

06:17for you to have the trio of lifetime like you've always wanted that threes yeah and she's gonna find

06:25the two people that you choose oh she's not included she's like no i'm giving you because

06:32you've wanted this longer than you've wanted me that's true so watch him out we're still trying

06:39to get to virginia all right so she's gonna she's gonna cast the two people that you want in this

06:45ultimate mind-blowing threesome wow okay so you get the you get to choose okay however oh boy it's always

06:54a twist however uh the only cost is that she gets to experience one as well and you got to pick

07:04her two partners too do they have to be men

07:08ah that's a big that's a big question because if if it's two guys i'm gonna pass what do you mean i'm

07:18gonna pass but i mean yo you get to have two ladies right and she gets to have the devil's three

07:24way with two guys i'm not taking the two ladies at the cost of her getting her back blued out by

07:31two dudes no no are you serious yeah absolutely you're you're not gonna take it because you get

07:38to choose any ones it could be famous ones i get it whatever but you have to pick her i wouldn't be

07:44able to get past that even though not seeing it there would be an image in my mind that i just

07:50wouldn't be able to move forward from that i would gracefully bow out and look at her different for

07:56even suggesting it michelle obama gave her that idea yeah michelle i don't think we're gonna take

08:04that one yeah that's uh a hard no for me so you're not gonna give me the answer no so you tap it out

08:10no i'm i that's the answer that ain't the answer what's the question the question is who are we

08:15calling for each of you um you have to that means you have to give me names for you and names for her

08:22if you're not gonna do it then you tap out but she can it could be two ladies for her i mean and that

08:28wasn't in the question okay it was the devil's three-way so that meant two for you oh yeah nah

08:34nah we we not doing that no no she doesn't have my blessing for that

08:41no i wouldn't be i i don't think i would ever even if i gave permission i wouldn't be able to live

08:48that down i would it wouldn't be like something that i could get out of my head wow yeah so no

08:53answer there's no answer for that that's my answer i don't know if that's i think that's the

09:00the question was who are you calling for each and you're saying no nobody the phone disconnected

09:05yeah she doesn't she wouldn't get that wow if it was up to me okay yeah all right well you got

09:13wow i'm shocked really because you i mean if it would have stopped at just you picking you could

09:21name two people that you would have had her her call it's an opportunity cost which i'm not willing

09:26to take okay all right 888-429-0941 it's on y'all now you got three questions coming up part two of

09:34fleet the fifth action davi is sweating right now all right hold on uh dominic is on dominic what's

09:39your question for davi oh davi wife swapping for the first time can be traumatic pero it's easy after

09:45the first time the question i have is have you ever done something vindictive during a breakup like

09:51poop in one of her shoes wow um no i dominic i wish i had a good story for you but i really

10:01haven't done anything vindictive in a breakup i i the the worst i did was so there was this girl that

10:09i used to date and then we broke up and then we were it was like on again off again and one of the

10:15things that really sealed the deal where i'm like yo i'm never gonna deal with this girl ever again

10:20is i found a bunch of like drugs that she was doing and i got rid of all her stuff because

10:26i i don't know i cared enough about her to not want her to have that and she got really pissed

10:33and never talked to me again and but that was that was about it i don't blame her you should

10:36have done them with her no no no we might not have davi here now that's not good no we don't want that

10:43oh man all right dominic thanks i appreciate it but he went to poop in the shoe real quick though

10:48yeah like so he must have really really had what happens when you really get him mad yeah for real

10:53like yeah poop in his shoe like i don't even think i could pull that off if i wanted to i don't

10:57have a good aim all right uh let's see here uh we got bart's on the line hey bart you got a

11:03question for davi what's the question yes and my name is burt b-e-r-t burt all right burt how you

11:10doing i'm good how are you i'm good i'm just sitting here watching him sweat okay so i want to take you

11:18back to freaking friday sequel if davi could switch his life with you everything is you and he and you

11:27you are him will he do it to live your life wait wait how long though i mean how long is this movie

11:33um turn your radio down yeah turn your radio it's gonna throw you off okay all right how long how long

11:43is it just so he knows i mean he ain't gonna live like me forever right um i don't remember how long

11:50friday world so okay yeah a year oh my god you gotta be overweight for a year no i i there's not a

12:00lot of people i would switch my life with um no i don't think so i wouldn't know uh burt the answer

12:09is no i wouldn't switch my life with with oh or anybody that i really know nah i'm cool i'm good

12:15i like it here i don't think he'll switch up i i couldn't see him saying yes to that

12:19yeah because i mean i gotta go to meetings davi don't like to go to meetings like you get more

12:24emails than i know he don't answer emails uh-uh no he don't all right thank you all right let's see

12:30here uh we also got jack jack's on the line hey jack what's up orlando what up man you got a question

12:37for davi what you got yeah i got a question so davi and his girl are at a nightclub and a gentleman

12:43approaches his girl and says uh he was very beautiful and all and uh want to know her and a

12:50boy want to do a threesome oh my god and uh yeah we already covered what would davi do at that

12:56situation but he want to join in no he already said it no yeah yeah he already answered that girl

13:01already wants to already wants it to be a special thing yeah he are listen he are we can't repeat

13:07the questions because he already answered that when he wouldn't allow it even if he was getting

13:11margot robbie and all the rest of them he said no to that one so we can't we can't revisit that one

13:17right that one but he did answer that he wouldn't allow her to do it so i think that other dude is

13:22his ass out yeah to tell you the truth it ain't gonna happen i'm good it ain't gonna happen uh out

13:29of the nine for one because that one don't count uh out of the nine for one you have a question it

13:33says davi what is the oldest woman that you have had and the youngest that you had and who was

13:39better why um the oldest how old and how young i was i was the oldest was i was like 18 or no i was

13:49like 19 she was in her it was the biggest age difference because she was like 34 35 at the time

13:58so it was it was a big gap the youngest was when i was legit i was you know i was hunting classmates

14:06we were all in the age i don't know does that count i guess yeah i don't know who was better

14:13the older woman by leaps and bounds were you running around bragging that you got an old chick

14:18like that you had an older lady no because i knew enough as a young squire that that's how you were

14:25gonna mess it up ah so i wasn't i told a couple of my homies that there was an like a lady and this

14:32only this only lasted like a summer but um i told but they didn't even know who or i don't think they

14:38even met her or anything like that okay yeah all right uh let's see you you've answered all of them

14:43all right except the one you skipped yeah i got my boomerang which is gonna be the most vindictive

14:50thing that you've ever done to an ex he mentioned pooping in the shoe i know you didn't go that far

14:57but has there ever been some like revenge not just on your mind but that you that you enacted

15:03um there was okay so because i thought about this meredith asked me something similar and i thought

15:12about it after we got off the show because uh i was asked if i did anything petty okay and i and i

15:17really haven't but she directed it towards my ex okay which i didn't with her but i did remember

15:24because i told y'all i was cheated on once and i i kind of started figuring it out so by the time

15:30i figured it all out i was really mad yeah and so i didn't think this was going to be that bad at the

15:38time but i scrubbed the toilet with because she had stuff at my house okay and so it was like she

15:45would stay at my house so there was like toothbrush and all that stuff there the essential so i was mad i

15:50was you know throwing out a whole bunch of stuff and throwing it in a bag and i scrubbed the toilet

15:57with the the toothbrush and but then i put it back in in the thing just because cap on it right i put

16:05it right back and then tossed a whole bunch of stuff in the bag and then we ended up not talking but we

16:12ended up touching base yeah and she ended up staying over one night because we talked really long and she

16:17got up and before i could go in the bathroom she had brushed her teeth with that toothbrush

16:23and right there i knew it was over i was like oh my god there's no refixing this and i've never

16:29spoken about that until today and she has no idea has zero idea don't ever tell her and honestly we

16:36like she hit me up like maybe six months ago like oh my god when you back at tallahazie holla at me

16:41i'm like no take take that one take that one to your grave because that is unforgivable she will

16:49she would never get past that she damn she'll brush their teeth with it uh probably scrape the tongue

16:53you survived the dance of plead the fifth with only one

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