King Charles the Freak.mp4

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Queen of England passing away and imagine what it would be like if her successor was King Charles the Freak.

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00:00I think there's a couple curses here that are mixing, that are mixing together.

00:10I may have killed the queen.

00:11Yeah, that's what I think.

00:14Her blood is on your hands, Dave!

00:15Yep, exactly.

00:16Absolutely insane.

00:18So here's the background quickly here.

00:21That Amber's mom turned 70, right?

00:24Yes.

00:25And the goal Amber's always been to take her to London.

00:30Yes.

00:30So we said for her 70th birthday, you know, we'd take her there.

00:35Yeah.

00:35Time to go meet the queen.

00:37The past year, all this crazy stuff has been happening with the royal family.

00:41And Amber and I just kept saying, oh, don't let the queen die before we get there, right?

00:45Don't let the queen die before we get there because it'll change the whole trip.

00:48So you made it there before she died.

00:50What happened, Lisa, is we were there.

00:53We got on a train.

00:54As we were on the train, it was like a scene out of a movie.

00:57It kept hearing ding, ding, ding, people's phones.

00:59I'm like, what's happening?

01:00So I grabbed my phone.

01:02Family being called to Balmoral as queen is in.

01:05Yeah.

01:06Great help.

01:06As the train is leaving London.

01:09Yeah.

01:10The queen.

01:12Almost like you ferried her spirit to another land.

01:16Back closer to her family's homeland.

01:18Because she died the next day, right?

01:20Yes.

01:21Yes.

01:22Yes.

01:22She was queen for 70 years and 214 days, making her the longest reigning British monarch and

01:29the second longest reigning monarch of all time.

01:31Well, you know, because I run in a circle of nerds who we try to find coins and we're

01:36always interested in that kind of world, it's going to be incredible.

01:42They have to now change every piece of legal tender to the king.

01:49It's absolutely insane.

01:51Are you talking about in the UK?

01:52Canada has to do it too, right?

01:54It's like anywhere, like grand total of all the places that use.

01:58The queen is on several of, you know, she's on the $20 Canadian bill and the coin as well.

02:03I guess you could keep her on it.

02:08Well, you'd have to until you could print.

02:10I think the way that the UK has always done it is whoever is the current monarch is the

02:17one that goes on the cold, like instantly, right now, let's change it.

02:20They'll just erase the queen off the money.

02:23But I mean, that guy's been a prince for 100 years.

02:25That's got to be annoying.

02:26Yeah.

02:27It's true.

02:2873.

02:29Imagine 73.

02:30I'm a prince.

02:31And he seems like a real prick, too.

02:33Well, he's been king.

02:34Did you see him?

02:35I'm king to be for 27 million years.

02:39What did he do?

02:39When he signed the declaration and he got angry at someone for making his desk so messy.

02:48Just watch his face here.

02:50He's a spoiled king.

02:51He hates that this is in the way here.

02:55Watch the face he makes to his aid.

03:00Get this out of here.

03:01You'll be dead soon.

03:03I'm the king now.

03:03Have you killed for this?

03:04Maybe he doesn't want to do this, really.

03:07I mean, at that point, it probably is more annoying than anything.

03:10He's got all this stuff to do now.

03:12The one, no, but the one thing he said, they have said that this guy had always done these

03:18different, he had all these projects that he was doing all the time.

03:22And apparently he had to come out and be like, I'm no longer able to do any of the things

03:27I love.

03:28Honestly, I think that's what he did.

03:31He just said, he's an old man.

03:32He's like, oh, for God's sakes, I got to go to the signing of this.

03:34That's what he did.

03:35Imagine he was calling to die.

03:36Chuck's named king in his 70s.

03:38He hates doing stuff in his 30s and 40s.

03:40Oh, I imagine him.

03:42I just heard about one thing he has to do.

03:44Oh, there'd be new.

03:45Guys, I'd have one busy day.

03:49I'd have one busy day because it would be like, I am king?

03:54I'm king.

03:55Okay, I got a few things that we're going to put into play.

04:00Number one, the king doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to.

04:06In fact, you can't really even ask him.

04:08Can you sign this?

04:09The king no longer signs anything.

04:12I do want to be on all the money.

04:15Put me on all the money.

04:17Yeah, do that.

04:19And anyone who upsets me will kill them.

04:23Okay.

04:23A crabby old man being told he has to do all this stuff all of a sudden.

04:27I know, right?

04:28God damn it, I hate it.

04:31I just live in the life before.

04:32So then you'll appear before Parliament as we swear in and in our ear.

04:35I hate Parliament.

04:36After that, you've got a ribbon cutting for the tea garden.

04:39And then following that, you're going to Westminster Abbey for a service.

04:42Oh, my God.

04:43For a dignitary that passed.

04:44Then after that, you're on to a state dinner.

04:47Oh, my God.

04:49Suck it!

04:51State!

04:51I like, sir, the king's head is swollen so much we can't even put the crab on him.

04:55Oh, wow.

04:57Oh, my.

04:59This doesn't even fit!

05:00Kill that man!

05:02King Charles the Freak would be a whole different king.

05:04Oh, wow.

05:05It'd be good times for me.

05:06A whole different king.

05:07It'd be good times for me.

05:09He has done the least of any monarch in British history.

05:12Oh, I wouldn't do anything.

05:13So the story about the queen's dogs being killed because she died, that was total BS.

05:18But the story of the royal bees are, that's completely true.

05:22So this is a real thing.

05:24The royal bees have been officially informed of Queen Elizabeth's passing.

05:30Huh?

05:31Yeah, they had to talk.

05:32Come on.

05:32Someone tell the bees!

05:34In a tradition that dates back centuries, the royal beekeeper visited the hives to tell

05:43the bees in hushed tones that Elizabeth has passed on and their new master is King Charles.

05:53Hello, other queens.

05:56Did you see that beekeeper?

05:58Yeah.

05:58I didn't, but imagine becoming the official beekeeper.

06:04Chuck's dream right there.

06:05Did you hear how excited he was?

06:06Oh, I will never work for a king.

06:08Can you see him?

06:08The guy on the right?

06:09Yep.

06:10Hello, I am the official beekeeper.

06:15I'm here to talk to your queens about our queen, our queen.

06:20As you all know, bees, queens die, and they're replaced.

06:26I don't think they understand.

06:28This is a tradition that has been handed down through the centuries.

06:32I don't know if you know how important my job is.

06:35I understand.

06:35It doesn't look like they care.

06:38Attention, bees!

06:41The queen is dead.

06:43Not your queen.

06:44Relax.

06:45No stinging.

06:46No stinging.

06:47Stop.

06:48I know this is going to come as a surprise.

06:52She is going to be replaced by a king.

06:54Holy crap, it doesn't happen in the bee world.

06:57The kings die instantly.

06:59All the men die.

07:02So get used to that, bees.

07:05His hands are incredibly swollen, though.

07:07So if you all attack at once, he will probably die.

07:14Only to be replaced by a younger, fitter, other king.

07:17This is exactly what John Chappell, the royal beekeeper, said as he approached the hives.

07:23Oh my god, what a wacko.

07:27Hello, bees!

07:28In hushed tones.

07:30The mistress is dead.

07:32But don't go.

07:34Don't go.

07:36Your master will be as good a master to you.

07:40That's all.

07:44That's all he said.

07:46That's all he said.

07:47What a weird...

07:48What?

07:48Okay.

07:48That's a weird...

07:49Can we just say it?

07:51This whole royal thing is weird.

07:55Tyler.

07:57You.

07:58You.

08:01You.

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