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  • 4/22/2025
The Feed for July 14th, 2022

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Fun
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:06There just aren't enough emojis, man.
00:10You know, whenever there's new ones, I always try to find a place to use them.
00:14When they did like a big haul of them like a month ago.
00:18And I really try to use them as often as possible.
00:21So I think some are really funny.
00:22Well, there are 31 new ones.
00:24Oh, Lord, again?
00:25Yeah, there's over 3,600 emoji.
00:27So, you know, but one of them, I just stumbled across.
00:30Because remember the goose story you were telling about recently?
00:32Yeah, there's a goose.
00:33There wasn't a goose.
00:34There was a swan.
00:35And I feel like I falsely implicated the swan in what the goose geese did to you.
00:41Alas, goose is one of them.
00:43People have wanted a high five emoji.
00:45There is one.
00:46It's not a high five.
00:47What is it?
00:47It's something different.
00:48Stop.
00:49I don't know what it is, but it's just not a high five.
00:52So now there's going to be a left hand and there's going to be a right hand.
00:55So you're going to have to do two emojis to have a high five.
00:57I will say, so my husband is black.
00:59I'm white.
01:00So now they're handshake one.
01:01You can pick the colors of the hand.
01:04How awesome is that?
01:05It's awesome.
01:06Every time, like, let's make a deal and I'll get the white hand, the black hand.
01:09He's like, how much time do you have on your hands?
01:11I feel like we're getting simplified as a society.
01:14Yeah.
01:15You think?
01:15And I love it.
01:16We're going back to cave drawings, but on phones.
01:18I love it.
01:18Uh, yeah.
01:19So a whole bunch of these jellyfish donkey, you know, what does the, the, like the new
01:25ones are like pretty cool.
01:27Right.
01:27But what is the dash?
01:28Like the one that's a smile face, but it's dash, dash, dash, dash, dash, dash smile face.
01:32I have no idea.
01:33I'll send it to you right now.
01:34Okay.
01:34There it is.
01:35I'm not even sure if I have it.
01:36You have an iPhone.
01:37I have an Android.
01:38Oh yeah, you don't get all the cool ones.
01:39But they're like, but you don't even know what it is.
01:41It's so cool.
01:42I'll use it though.
01:42Yeah, exactly.
01:42It's all the time.
01:44Uh, okay.
01:44Well, you know what?
01:45Here's when we write articles on the website here, 1027bgs.com, there's this little smug
01:50little grader thing that lets you know how good you write.
01:54And you always laugh about what it tells you.
01:56Seventh grade writing.
01:57Seventh grade writing.
01:58Well, new research has shown that men like women with poor grammar.
02:02Ooh.
02:02Congratulations.
02:03According to a new survey from pro writing aid, guys, and they are in the business of
02:09having you write better.
02:11But it turns out guys are somewhat less drawn to well-written dating profiles.
02:16Women are more choosy.
02:1763% of them say grammar is important.
02:19Men that had good grammar on their profiles got 300% more matches.
02:23But guys, frankly, don't care.
02:26That doesn't surprise.
02:27Like, is that surprising to you?
02:28Not even remotely.
02:29No.
02:29Oh, they're just looking for that BBL or whatever they call it.
02:33That BBL.
02:34The big butt of something.
02:37That's not what BBL means.
02:39Oh, really?
02:40Big butt.
02:43Fill with the L at home.
02:44I don't know.
02:46Be back later.
02:48BBL.
02:48Then finally, a dog went missing from a home in the UK.
02:52This is going to be an Animal Planet movie.
02:54I'm telling you right now.
02:55A five-year-old beagle mix named Bonnie vanished from the yard of this home.
02:59Got out a loose gate.
03:00Like, obviously, the family distraught, trying to find, where is this puppy?
03:05Where is this dog?
03:06They, meanwhile, at the same time, a guy named John is driving his two dogs to a dog show.
03:11And he sees Bonnie just roaming around the street.
03:15Sees it's a well-taken-care-of dog.
03:17Takes Bonnie.
03:18Brings Bonnie to the dog show.
03:19Puts a picture on Facebook.
03:21Says, hey, found a dog.
03:22The family finds the dog on the Facebook rapidly.
03:25Yeah.
03:26But he's like, I can't, I'm not going to bring the dog.
03:27I got to go to this dog show.
03:29Right.
03:29He entered Bonnie into the dog show.
03:32And won.
03:33Bonnie got third place.
03:34Oh, my gosh.
03:35In the best rescue dog competition.
03:36Oh, how cute is that?
03:38So, there we go.
03:39Wow.
03:40It's like a scholastic, like, Clifford book.
03:42Right, right, right.
03:43It is.
03:44It's so sweet.
03:44It is.