Peep Show: Ordering a Moscow Mule

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some items people are banning or refusing to use because they think they're Russian after the Ukraine invasion, but aren't actually Russian.

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00:00as a result of the ukrainian invasion people the world over have been voicing their opinions by

00:09boycotting russian products there's a problem though not all the products you think are russian

00:15are really russian what are we banning dave well you know you see all these people pouring out

00:19their stoli yeah yeah it's not made in russia no it's actually latvian right yes the poor people

00:27latvia are like we don't do anything i don't like this vodka no more yeah less than one percent of

00:36the vodka assumed and consumed in america is made in russia and stoli is one of the major ones that

00:41people think of but it's actually made in latvia if you really want to throw out some russian vodka

00:47the actual brands are russian standard beluga noble russian beluga noble russian gold and zier russian

00:56vodka they're actually made in russia yeah that's the only one those are the only ones yeah i've

01:01never even heard of those no no no because you have to be from russia right yeah to drink something

01:06that bad i'm sure uh cocktails the white and black russian cocktails actually have origins in belgium

01:13so you don't have to throw your black russian out yeah you can feel comfortable still ordering it yeah

01:17if you if you're out what about your moscow mule that you uh didn't want to say the other day i make it

01:22with tito's so i'm uh you didn't want to say the name i know i didn't know i'll take a mule

01:27a mule just a mule for where uh just the one in the cup the copper cup mule gotta specify the mule

01:36i'll just a mule please i know several mules

01:39yeah you get the one bartender that knows a moscow mule

01:44moscow mule oh my god yeah we got a commie over here oh my god make it with american vodka for god's

01:53sakes you might get on a jet and go right to the kremlin yeah it's some ginger beer and vodka

01:59let's see according to the new york times the moscow mule was invented in 1941 at new york's

02:06chatham hotel yeah of course it was yeah of course so go ahead and freely order your moscow mules

02:12you know the moscow mule invented in new york city i'll take one of those you call me sympathizer

02:19why don't you go over there and move over there arrest dolf lundgren

02:24i bet you i bet you rooted for him arrest dolf lundgren movie you wanted rocky to die

02:33where is he a moscow mule hey hot for red october is right over here

02:40just a mule call it found him

02:44dolf lundgren's here asking for all kinds of russian

02:48dolf lundgren if he dies he dies a mule made with titos

02:55american bug

02:57oh that's funny

03:00uh spy here

03:02this is so funny we've become so stupid but we still mean well

03:06that's it

03:06we mean well that's it

03:08we're too stupid to actually do it

03:11we're kind of adorable

03:12yeah

03:13uh russian dressing

03:17right we talked about that recently

03:20it was invented by a grocer that was nowhere near russia

03:23yeah get it out

03:25but i mean if that's really important you just get thousand islands same thing right

03:27yeah i think so

03:28i always mix it up i thought it was like

03:30we looked it up last time

03:31there was a couple

03:32it's different

03:33russian's more like french like catalina

03:36yeah

03:37whatever who cares

03:38uh nesting dolls

03:39if you have thrown out your russian nesting dolls

03:42oh those ones where they have multiple dolls inside

03:44yeah i threw all those away

03:46have to get it out of the trash

03:47actually we're a japanese invention

03:49oh boy

03:49yes yank them out of the trash

03:51oh boy

03:51oops they're gone

03:52um borscht

03:54the beet based delicacy

03:57yep i threw all the beet based stuff out

03:59that i had

04:00most people think

04:01uh it came from russia

04:02no i actually invented in ukraine

04:04so you're actually hurting

04:05ukraine by throwing out

04:07your bees

04:07i'm gonna go buy a bunch of beets

04:10and uh

04:13pelmeni

04:14it's a dumpling

04:15okay

04:16also not from

04:19russia

04:19i believe

04:20somewhere else in europe

04:21it was

04:22invented

04:23we we are

04:25we're we're a silly bunch

04:26you know

04:26we are silly

04:27we'll just throw stuff away

04:28and

04:29right

04:29we think we're doing the right thing

04:31and

04:32we're just so stupid

04:34one moscow

04:35mule

04:36what

04:37guess who

04:38punny's back

04:39oh my god

04:40here he is

04:41hey stallman

04:42how you doing

04:43get out

04:43i'm just gonna write my drink order down

04:46oh look

04:46we got lenin here

04:47we better hurry

04:49make him his drink everybody

04:50or he'll just take the bar

04:52you can just get me one of these please

04:53he's written something in russian

04:55no no

04:56it's english

04:56he's written something in russian

04:58no it's all

04:58it's all english

04:59just

04:59i don't know what kind of secret code

05:01he's trying to pass off

05:03i just really like it

05:04it's refreshing

05:04i ain't gonna sit here and wait for him to do that low to the ground dancing that they do

05:08no i hate those kicking

05:09kicking everything

05:11i hate that dance

05:12dumb

05:12where's your big giant hat

05:14i don't

05:15i'm not from there

05:17i just really like their refreshing ginger beer based

05:19of course you do

05:20of course you do

05:21damn it

05:22let's order something else

05:23can i just get a vodka soda please

05:24yeah sure

05:24okay cool

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