Peep Show: Smoker Lady Sexual Meditation App

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new guided meditation app that is focused on helping people achieve better, more satisfying orgasms.

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00:00all right well here's something better to spend your money on a new app that'll give you

00:08incredible orgasms uh there's a new sexual meditation app that can bring you to the big

00:15o and better sleep what more could you want out of life yeah guided by glow which even

00:23gwyneth paltrow claims she uses right will run you $8.99 a month i'd be scared to go down

00:29on gwyneth paltrow because i don't know what's gonna come out of there it's an interesting take

00:35on it what would you find steaming it an egg shoots out of women's sexual i don't know

00:45i'm scared to go down on her what you got in there you got some incense or something

00:49you got what's in there now truly there's gonna burn me is it mint oil or what is it

00:58so this guided by glow was created by sarah player last year and offers listeners a range

01:06of guided erotic audio sessions for $8.99 a month it has actually a ton of celebrity followers

01:11including gwyneth paltrow it features a number of different sessions and storylines usually

01:17beginning with guided breathing exercises designed to relax you and then it will instruct you to start

01:22sensually touching yourself here's a little taste before she gets into the touching yourself part

01:28of course this is just how it starts so you're beginning a beautiful guided meditation designed

01:35to make you super orgasmic god i hate this kind of stuff i don't need an old lady to tell me how to

01:42masturbate powerful meditation as a woman i don't want no yes it's like the angela lamb and there is

01:50nothing for you to do at all except relax and enjoy this ability to imprint on your mind and then onto

01:59your body a powerful orgasmic response that gives you so many many many health benefits

02:08no one is i want you to just breathe 622 000 years that's it stop it breathe out

02:17oh my god she said breathe out my god she said breathe out jeez what's your problem i'm gonna stop my own

02:25no no no no no don't do it i don't want this in my head so listen up stop it i need you to breathe

02:35breathe slow like you're taking a big drag on a cigarette okay calm it down breathe it in with me

02:44okay here we go breathe in three lady one stop it slowly let it out i think she's just smoking

02:57is she just having a smoke it's my new series of tapes smoking and jerking off

03:03masturbate with me now

03:08jesus she sounds hot smoke rings this i'm gonna blow some smoke rings around your donger

03:16i don't know about this woman

03:22is she making herself a drink uh yeah i think she's making herself a drink just imagine a nice

03:33relaxing evening you pour yourself a little bit of scotch on the rocks

03:39get a full pack of cigarettes gorgeous woman by your side

03:46now we're gonna start touching this hair oh my god all right enough enough

03:58yeah yeah all right so it's strange these sessions last between 8 and 25 minutes listeners are able to

04:06choose from male female and non-binary voices here's a question is this woman gonna start please tell me

04:12this woman doesn't start doing it i'm like i'm a little nervous like she oh yeah i think they

04:19like is she going to masturbate with you oh i don't know if she does or she just tells you what

04:24oh boy let's see let's put it on maybe that's a real risk oh you can oh you can read it oh yeah let's

04:30just read it it's probably smarter just thinking these thoughts is causing your mind to picture

04:37everything i'm saying don't start reading it in a weird voice yeah he always you can't help it

04:43go into it he always creating it for you you are being orgasmic let the artist work you're being

04:48orgasmic you love being orgasmic it's nature's pain control nature's way of slowing down aging

04:57fighting depression and fighting illness

05:00and give yourself an enjoyable time this wonderful ability to masturbate with you today

05:08i can't even do it it's all about health benefits so it's not really yeah it's like

05:14i don't want to hear about health benefits while i'm doing it let's listen to her i don't think she

05:19gets filthy no i mean just listen to her so excited about having wonderful long orgasm this it would

05:27kill my boner yeah that's a real boner killer stop saying orgasm i don't like the way she says

05:35i'm getting upset stop you're too resistant just relax and listen i'm already erect

05:43you are in awe of the wonderful things your body does the more you orgasm jeez the more you love

05:52and respect admire your body i must really love my body love and respect and admire your body

05:59the more orgasm also i'm gonna be honest she's got a microphone so close to her you can hear the

06:06saliva and stuff yeah i hate that your body's orgasm god my god it's gross do this the easier it is

06:19well that's true the easier it is the more you do it so impress that upon yourself call it in so

06:27there's just a bunch of celebrities just whacking it to this i guess i wanted to just move your

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06:35not bad release jack release

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06:47oh yeah like those extra shoulder motions

06:53eradicate eliminate all that old conditioning

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