Plead The Fifth 5-11-20 Meredith

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00:00Meredith is bopping her way up to the stand.

00:03This could be my last one.

00:04This could be because, I mean, we're talking June 5th would be like your due date.

00:11Yes.

00:12And that means that you would be three weeks away from that.

00:16Mm-hmm.

00:16Wow.

00:18Yeah, nine months pregnant.

00:19It goes down.

00:2028 days, 27 days away.

00:22It could happen today.

00:24It could.

00:24Yeah, in essence, it could.

00:26Like, your water could break right now, and you'd be like, oh, my God, guys.

00:28Absolutely, it could.

00:29And then we'd freak out and grab the hand sanitizer.

00:31I'd be like, what's the plan again?

00:34I forget.

00:35All right, so we got three questions that come from the room.

00:38Three questions come from the audience.

00:40She gets a pass and a boomerang to use as well.

00:43We go clockwise, so I am first.

00:46Hmm.

00:47Hmm.

00:48Saying it's last makes me, like, scroll a bit.

00:51Yeah.

00:51I got a couple pages of questions.

00:53Wow, really?

00:54Not a couple.

00:54Yeah, a couple pages.

00:56I mean, a couple of entries, I should say.

00:58Okay, I enter stuff about her all the time.

01:00Let's see.

01:02Meredith.

01:02Yes, sir.

01:08Keep scrolling.

01:09If you had to use a movie or a song title to describe Anthony in the bedroom, what would

01:21that song or movie title be?

01:24Oh, Lord.

01:25Let's see here.

01:31Especially nowadays, it'd be like, let's get it on.

01:36Let's get it on.

01:37That's the first thing that popped into my head.

01:40Meaning he likes to get it on?

01:41Let's get it on is a sexual song.

01:43Meaning he's very sexual?

01:46All right, I'm going to scrap that.

01:47I'm going to pick a ludicrous song that's called Move, Bitch, Get Out the Way.

01:52Oh, he don't want none.

01:55He don't want nothing to do with the belly.

01:57All I see is like a pass.

01:59The hit go pass.

02:01But I empathize with him during this as well because, you know, it's not very sexy for some

02:09men.

02:09Oh, it's absolutely sexy.

02:10To see their wife's body as big as mine.

02:15He did it.

02:15At nine months pregnant.

02:16It's from him.

02:17So I understand.

02:19Men like it.

02:20I'm not mad about it.

02:21But he, yeah, he's like, move, get out the way.

02:24Oh.

02:24That would be the title of Our Sex Life.

02:27Okay.

02:27All right.

02:28All right, Meredith.

02:28One thing that we all know about you dealing with Aubrey is you're very cautious about who

02:35watches your daughter.

02:36Yes.

02:37As you should be.

02:38What was the time when you were the most nervous and what happened leaving Aubrey with

02:44a babysitter, with the grandparents, with Nana them?

02:47Who was the most nervous babysitter?

02:49What was like an incident that made you the most nervous?

02:52Has there been any incidents?

02:54Yeah, there's definitely been an incident or two.

02:55It was probably when there was an emergency and we had to call on his brothers last second.

03:03And his brothers, he has two brothers and they're in their early 20s.

03:08Okay.

03:09And they had to watch Aubrey?

03:12And they haven't been around, like, little babies, I would say alone, and nevertheless,

03:19like a little girl.

03:20And I think Aubrey was potty training at that time.

03:23And it was just, you know, that situation can get a little messy in itself.

03:26So I believe that there was an emergency and we called them normally.

03:30We would call, of course, a grandmother or something like that.

03:33But anyway, so they came over and they had a great time, but I was very nervous about

03:38it just because, you know.

03:39Yeah, I don't think you want them having a great time.

03:41Like the two 20-year-olds?

03:42I think I want you to have the most boring time ever.

03:45That's all I want from you.

03:46She slept, we watched TV.

03:47Yeah, that's it.

03:48That's it.

03:49They played with her.

03:50They had the best time ever.

03:51They said the potty thing was, like, really kind of weird for them, but they got over it.

03:54Wow.

03:55All right, all right, let's see.

03:56You got three in the room.

03:58Last one.

03:59Meredith, how many men could you have seen yourself have a future with, but you messed it up?

04:11I messed it up.

04:12All of them?

04:13No, do you have to keep it 100?

04:16Like, not them messing it up.

04:19We've heard all about the guys that have made mistakes.

04:21Yes, but how many men in your whole date-nology did you see a future with?

04:29You could have seen a future with, but you jacked it up.

04:34Okay.

04:35Because you've been known to jack some things up.

04:36That is not true, first of all.

04:39We never hear about it.

04:40We never hear about it.

04:41We always hear about the dudes who messed up, so I'm like, yo, let's flip the script.

04:45Uh-huh.

04:46Mm-hmm.

04:47Yeah.

04:47Because I could have seen myself with probably one or two, but they ruined it.

04:52They ruined it for sure, 100%.

04:53So how many did you see that would have worked that you would have messed up?

04:56I mean, I'm definitely messed up one or two.

04:59I would say one.

05:00One?

05:01One, definitely.

05:01That was your fault?

05:02Yeah, that was probably my fault.

05:04What was the fault?

05:05What did you do?

05:06Um, just not trying as hard, just giving up, and then also just being kind of fed up and

05:13wanting to try other men.

05:15Oh, man.

05:15What?

05:17Wanting to try other men.

05:19Wanting to try other experiences, I should say.

05:21You can apologize.

05:22It's not too late.

05:23Yeah, you know, you can.

05:24You can apologize.

05:26Hey, Morty, I'm sorry.

05:28Yeah, just wanting to experience life at that moment.

05:32Um, so yeah, I would say I definitely messed it up because I was being selfish, but also

05:37I look back on it and it was the best decision I ever made because I got to experience life

05:41and now I don't miss out on those opportunities.

05:44We have a text out the 727.

05:45It says, Meredith, what do you miss most about life before having kids?

05:51And what do you worry about most with having two kids?

05:54Um, I miss just being able to have the freedom to go out with the girls or like to a concert.

06:02And just staying out all night and drinking and maybe if I want to hit up the club or

06:06something like that, just the freedom to go where I want to because now to leave the

06:10house is like it takes at least half an hour.

06:12And with two kids, I hear it's going to be like 45 minutes to an hour.

06:15It's just a pain.

06:16You can't just get up and go.

06:17And what do you worry about most was the second one?

06:19Uh, diseases, her immune system and the kids and constantly worrying about them.

06:25And if they're going to get sick in the middle of the night and not sleeping, it's just

06:28a constant worry.

06:29Now, and you also worried about the traveling of like your parents and people coming in

06:35and I know you guys have been worried about that too.

06:37Yeah.

06:37You know, that's something that's, that's scary.

06:40We're struggling with that right now.

06:41My mom wants to fly in to help take care of the new one.

06:43And I'm like not comfortable with it yet.

06:46And it's not for another three weeks, but I had to tell her no several times this weekend.

06:50And she's like, well, I can drive.

06:52And then she took it back.

06:53And your mom's a nurse.

06:55She is.

06:56You know, so she, so obviously she's knowledgeable about a lot of stuff.

06:59Right.

06:59But she's also a nurse and that kind of makes you nervous.

07:02She also doesn't want to miss out on the new baby.

07:04So.

07:05Wow.

07:05That's crazy.

07:06Uh, okay.

07:07Uh, let's see here.

07:08You got one.

07:09And I think, I don't know.

07:11I think we answered that one already.

07:12Uh, the one where they had to pick between you or I.

07:16Yeah.

07:16I think we've answered that before.

07:18Somehow.

07:19Some, I don't know if it's the exact same question, but it was something like that.

07:22Wasn't it?

07:23Yeah, I believe so.

07:24It said, Meredith has, does this sound familiar?

07:26If you went into labor right now and Anthony couldn't make it and you had to choose Orlando

07:30or myself to be in the delivery room, who would you choose?

07:33Have we asked you that before?

07:34No, you haven't.

07:35No, no.

07:36You guys haven't asked me that one.

07:37All right.

07:37Well, yeah.

07:37Answer that one there.

07:39All right.

07:39If you went into labor right now and Anthony couldn't get that.

07:42Right, right, right.

07:43And you had to choose somebody to be in the room with you between us two.

07:50Like, I mean, you know, none of us have been to your classes.

07:53Orlando's been through this twice, but Davi, I would say, since he's never been through

07:58it.

07:58Yeah.

07:59Yeah, don't pick me.

07:59He would just walk.

08:00I feel like he would just walk out.

08:02No, he wouldn't.

08:03He couldn't.

08:03No, no.

08:04You got, whoever it is, got to be in there to help you through.

08:06And you can't leave.

08:07You can't leave.

08:08If he's at the hospital, he can't come back in.

08:10And you got to sit there, and you're all close to everything.

08:13Well, the mature decision would be the man in the room that has had two kids.

08:16No, don't be mature.

08:17I'm just going to say Davi.

08:19Say Davi.

08:19Because I want to affect his life in the grossest way possible.

08:23You got to watch her poop.

08:24Yeah.

08:26No.

08:26Yeah, all that comes.

08:27We'll have a connection for the rest of your life.

08:29Yeah, and you would have never had seen it before if it wasn't for that.

08:32I don't want that connection.

08:36You don't have an option.

08:37We've had, we've had, I've drank your breast milk.

08:39That's, that's an emergency.

08:41It's an emergency.

08:44What do they call it in Hunger Games when, like, one person got picked?

08:47A tribute?

08:48Yeah.

08:48You got a tribute for me.

08:50No, bro.

08:50I can't make it.

08:51No, no, no, no.

08:52You drafted into that.

08:54Wow.

08:55Okay.

08:55Let's see here.

08:56You have another one.

08:59Question for Meredith.

09:00Wow.

09:01This person, oh, they asked it twice.

09:02I was about to say, that's a popular question.

09:04Uh, let's see here.

09:07Meredith.

09:09Yes.

09:11What is the, I don't know.

09:15Do we want to, what is the craziest place that you've had intercourse with Anthony?

09:20With Anthony?

09:21The craziest place.

09:22There's been some options.

09:25Now, if you ask me, without Anthony, there'd be like.

09:28Without Anthony?

09:29No, no.

09:31Can't you say you're about to bring a baby into this world?

09:34Can we stop talking about your thought for a second?

09:37Okay.

09:38All right.

09:39Okay.

09:40Like, what are you trying to say?

09:41Boring?

09:41We're going to change that song for him next.

09:43Um, the craziest, I mean, we used to, um, I would probably say in my, in my studio.

09:53In the, in the, in the radio station studio?

09:56Yeah.

09:57I have my own personal studio and it locked.

09:59So we'll just leave that there.

10:01During the work day?

10:03Yes.

10:05Oh, cause y'all work together.

10:06Yes.

10:07So this was at the job.

10:08Yes.

10:08You could get fired for that.

10:09But I did it.

10:10Like, that's an HR situation.

10:12I have no idea what you're talking about.

10:14Like, not here.

10:15It was at a different company.

10:16It was at a different company.

10:17But I'm saying like, yeah, that's kind of crazy.

10:18Yeah.

10:19It was fun.

10:20You had a studio that locked?

10:21Mm-hmm.

10:22It was nice too.

10:23It was big.

10:26You still talking about the studio?

10:27It was probably, it was probably as big as this studio.

10:31Wow.

10:31That was crazy.

10:32Yeah.

10:32It was awesome.

10:33And he was at work and you was at work.

10:34Boy, y'all.

10:35Well, yeah.

10:36And I was like a temptress at the time too.

10:38And he definitely wasn't, he didn't want to get in trouble.

10:40And I like pulled him in.

10:42Yes, I think that's most of y'all relationship.

10:44I think he, I think he's the good girl.

10:46The good girl.

10:47And you're the bad guy.

10:49Right, right, right.

10:49Yeah, I think so.

10:50Most of the time.

10:51Okay.

10:51Let's see here.

10:52So that's, that's the third one.

10:54That's it.

10:54Yeah.

10:54So you made it through all three.

10:55All right, we're done.

10:56Push the button.

10:57No, I'm thinking, I like the sex question about where's the freakiest place you've had sex

11:03with your significant other.

11:05Okay.

11:06I believe, I believe I've answered that.

11:11It don't matter?

11:12All right.

11:13Freakiest.

11:15They said craziest.

11:16Yeah.

11:17Okay.

11:17The craziest.

11:19About the freakiest?

11:20The craziest for me, honestly, because I had two and I told y'all about one where we

11:25did it in that parking lot that I randomly pulled over for because we was going to pick

11:30up the kids.

11:30Yeah.

11:31If you've heard that story, that ain't it.

11:33But that was one because we found out that was a church parking lot.

11:36I didn't know what it was.

11:38But I will say it was in the bed, in my, in our guest room at my parents' house.

11:44Oh.

11:45Oh.

11:45Because our guest room is right next to my mom and dad's room.

11:49Yeah.

11:49And so we had to be hella quiet.

11:52And it was like crazy because I was like, I was so, I could not concentrate because I kept

11:58looking up to make sure I didn't hear a noise or whatever.

12:01It was the craziest because I'm like, that was just reckless.

12:04That was reckless.

12:05And fun.

12:06It was, nah.

12:07It really wasn't.

12:08It was too much anxiety because I'm like, I ain't a dude who think that you should defame

12:11your parents' house like that.

12:12What?

12:13I was very, because we talked about it like that whole trip home.

12:16I was like, you know, I ain't going down.

12:17Like, I'm not disrespecting my parents' house like that.

12:19That's no fun.

12:20And then she got to like, you know, touching on, touching on hot spots.

12:25Yeah, of course.

12:26I'm like, all right, you be quiet.

12:27So that's where that happened.

12:28For me, it would be the elevator, hallway, and balcony on a cruise ship.

12:37On a cruise ship?

12:39On a cruise ship.

12:40Yeah, it was late.

12:41Can you imagine walking by?

12:42It ain't never late, though.

12:43They got cameras.

12:44Well, they do have cameras.

12:45But we were coming from like one of the nightclubs in the cruise ship.

12:49And we started getting it on in the elevator.

12:51And then kind of a little bit, a couple little thrusts in the hallway.

12:55A thrust?

12:55Pants were down at that point?

13:00Oh, my God.

13:00Yeah.

13:03They got cameras on the elevator.

13:05They got a hallway.

13:06The majority of the work was on the balcony of our room, which is the flyest, which is

13:11the flyest place to hunch ever.

13:13Yes, yes.

13:14Okay.

13:14It's a beautiful view.

13:15I'm so upset.

13:16Do you know you're on a Christmas party tape somewhere?

13:20That's video.

13:21They got you.

13:22They got you.

13:23Oh, there's cameras everywhere.

13:24Why?

13:24There's like a thrust?

13:26Yeah.

13:26Well, when you have like the unlimited drink package, man, you don't really care about those

13:30cameras.

13:30Oh, I'm worried about you.

13:33Oh, my God.

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