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one man army
  • 4/18/2025
Transcript
00:00Oh, God, don't be right there!
00:04Remember me?
00:06Bet you do.
00:08I thought you were gonna tell me where my husband is.
00:10Where is my husband?
00:21Oh, my God!
00:30Oh, my God!
01:00Ah!
01:02Ah!
01:03Ah!
01:04Ah!
01:05Ah!
01:06Ah!
01:07Ah!
01:08Ah!
01:09Ah!
01:10Ah!
01:11Ah!
01:12Ah!
01:13Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:18Ah!
01:19Ah!
01:20Ah!
01:21Ah!
01:26You and your partner took my husband and your ambulance.
01:29Where did you take him?
01:30I don't drive ambulance!
01:32Ah!
01:33Ah!
01:34My father was not a well-educated man, but he did know a little something about the human anatomy.
01:40He showed me where all the vital organs are.
01:43You have the wrong guy!
01:46See, the tummy is squishy.
01:49He's got the colon, the small intestine.
01:52This is squishy stuff that's hard to puncture.
01:56Oh, God!
01:57Oh, God!
01:58Where's my husband?
01:59I told you!
02:00I don't know anything!
02:01Maybe I should just go for your spleen.
02:04Oh, but you can live without your spleen, can't you?
02:09Where's my husband?
02:11I don't know.
02:12Or I could go for your liver.
02:15Puncturing it would probably make you bleed out in five or six minutes.
02:18Okay, okay, okay.
02:19Ah!
02:20Okay.
02:21This girl was texting me.
02:25I got dropped off.
02:27I don't know what happened after that, I swear.
02:31Next day, Omar shows up with a bunch of money and told me to quit my job and not to say anything.
02:40So I did it.
02:41Okay, I did it!
02:42You're looking for Omar, not me.
02:44It's him you're looking for, not me!
02:46Again, who you're looking for Omar!
02:47Not me!
02:48Who are you looking for Omar!
02:49That's who you're looking for, not me!
02:50Screw him!
02:51Let's go!